The (Unauthorized) Boris Fan Club!
Welcome to the Boris fan club, which is dedicated to one of the most underappreciated members of the Hebrew Experience. Boris provides an unmistakable experience which can only be attained through trained use of all 5 senses!
SEE! Him walking off, muttering profound insights!
HEAR! Him ask you, "Why you're wearing so much green," when you're wearing blue and red!
FEEL! His sincere love of John Wolfe, a man who he claimed to make up, but who surely exists!
SMELL! His crisp personal aroma!
TASTE! The new wave of fashion sense that is Boris's chronically new-looking footwear!
This guy's cool. All hail Boris!
This man's name really is John Wolfe!
If you don't believe me, visit His Homepage!
To Join the Unauthorized Boris Fan Club, Simply email the webmaster at [email protected]. Upon joining, you will receive absolutely nothing. Once again, you will receive absolutely nothing, except for the knowledge that Boris holds you in as high esteem as John Wolfe. Also, you will receive a confirmation, and possibly a Boris Gazette Newsletter!