J: The whole world was created once we'd shot the live action.

L: Right.

J: Which we shot on a blue screen. So everything behind us is added afterwards. And it meant that, like you said, he could completely re-create... create a place of... in our imagination.

L: Well, let's take a look, what's this scene we're gonna see here? This is when you're, uh... oh, you're in the plane, you're...

J: I guess I'm fighting robots!

L: Yeah, you're trying, trying to get away from the machines!

J: Yes! The machines!

L: Let's take a look.

-- Clip plays --

[audience claps]

L: Cool! Cool... looks good...

J:
[Jude reaches into the right side of his pin-striped blazer and pulls out a couple compacted objects. One of them pops up into a disc displaying the words of the movie. He hands it to Jay] I have some gifts.

L: What's that?

J: There ya go. It's a frisbee.

L:
Oh, it's a frisbee!

J: It's a frisbee. I was gonna throw one into the audience but I suddenly got scared that I was gonna get sued if it hit them...

L: Don't be frightened! There ya go... [tosses his frisbee into the audience, Jude does the same with his].

[Camera pans into the audience. A man on the second level takes Jay's, and Jude's takes a dive towards the audience members on the floor].


J: It's coming down!

[His frisbee ends up hitting a girl in the last row in the face, and she covers her eyes].


L: Aww... you put her eye out! [laughs]

J: [Slinks back into his chair and covers his mouth, then leans over to cover his eyes momentarily in embarrassment]. I knew it!

L: [Sarcastically] You blinded a fan, isn't that nice? Be right back after this.

[Jude is still cackling, but it's obvious he feels bad about what happened. He mouths a huge "I'm sorry!" before they fade to commercial]
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