I'm fuckin' pissed! Weenus, Inc. - a thing about it I'm really motherfuckin' pissed!
Sit back and let me tell you a little story.  The image you clicked to get here was originally put together by a mister Ryan Charles Hart one magical summer night, June 27, of 2002; thus, Weenus, Inc. was painfully birthed and grew at an immeasurable speed.  As my creative outlet, it was narrowly accepted among a few of my closer peers as the rest of society as I knew it insisted I go sit in a psych lab for three days.  Some business was given, some received, and the website went down in flames that hurt to look at.

So, here we are:  a new time, a new place, a new fucking meaning.  Will it be offensive?  Will it make nuns cry?  Will it hurt people's feelings at all?  The answer to all these questions is hopefully, and I want to add that the First Amendment is truly a beautiful thing.

It deeply disturbs me that I have to say what I am about to, but the history of the website tells its own story, so here we go:
If you're somebody else (i.e. someone who is not me), and you don't agree with what I say or what I think is funny (here's where I used to insert "then, FUCK YOU!") then you don't have to look at it.  It's plain and simple.  In fact,
here, click this shit, it'll take you somewhere else.  There is a thing called free will and you don't have to look at shit you don't like if you don't want to.  That includes my website, this one, this one, or the one about Jesus being Hitler, it doesn't fucking matter, it's always the same.  You don't have to look.  If you don't like what you see here, please don't look because it's not even worth offending anybody after I hear enough of people's ignorant bullshit afterwards.
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