| So have you ever been with a girl and she asks you, at a very inappropriate time, "are you clean?"
If you're like me, it probably inspired your unspoken intuition to go get tested for that long list of STDs that can be found in a pamphlet at the health clinic. Well, all of them short of the horrible one they have to stick a Q-tip in your dickhole to test for. |
| Safe Sex |
| --Where not to pick your dick |
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| But, if you've found yourself in this situation in the past, and it did not occur to you to see a doctor, for whatever stupid fucking reason that might be, here are a few examples of what can happen should you ever neglect this particular curiosity. |
| This is Bill. "Say Hi Bill!" |
| This is Jenny. |
| Bill is madly in love with Jenny. She has his heart. |
| Pic of Bill |
| Pic of Jenny |
| But now Jenny has a little more than just his heart after Billy spent a weekend in Tijuana during an overseas business trip in which he met a foxy little lolita who liked tequila and dick. Her genitals looked like this: |