Sk8rGuy5082: So....who's raping me?
x xglo ck 45x x: me.
Sk8rGuy5082: Who are you?
x xglo ck 45x x: I'm Will's secret manlover.
x xglo ck 45x x: Or as I like to call him, Billie.
Sk8rGuy5082: OK, then, what is your name?
x xglo ck 45x x: .. Biff.
Sk8rGuy5082: The asshole guy from the Game Gear
game, Road Rash?
x xglo ck 45x x: Sure.
Sk8rGuy5082: OK. He didn't exist, so you're lying.
x xglo ck 45x x: Probably.
Sk8rGuy5082: So, where did you find the site?
x xglo ck 45x x: Inside.
x xglo ck 45x x: Just call me deepthroat.
Sk8rGuy5082: Deepthroat was the informant from the
Watergate scandal. That tells me that you are as old
as my grandpa.
Sk8rGuy5082: Why are you on AIM fucking with
teenagers?
Sk8rGuy5082: Oldie!
x xglo ck 45x x: BECAUSE IT HURTS TO BE DEAD
Sk8rGuy5082: Actually, your central nervous system
ceases its functioning upon death, so no it doesn't.
x xglo ck 45x x: THAT'S WHY WE EAT BRAINS
Sk8rGuy5082: OK, you act like Pez and his assholish
personality naturally pisses me off, so goodbye.
