Sk8rGuy5082: Hey, dude, if you give me a handjob, I'll
pay you $150.
casweet8: um
casweet8: no thanks
casweet8: lol
casweet8: are you ok james?
Sk8rGuy5082: Ingrate.
Sk8rGuy5082: Yeah I'm fine, why?
casweet8: cause you just asked me for a handjob
Sk8rGuy5082: Ignore that.
casweet8: why?
casweet8: what was it
Sk8rGuy5082: Huh?
casweet8: oh nevermind
Sk8rGuy5082: But if you want to take up the handjob
offer, it's still out in the open.
casweet8: nah dude
casweet8: haha
Sk8rGuy5082: Let me know when you change your mind.
Sk8rGuy5082: So, Chase, this is just between you and
me, dude.
Sk8rGuy5082: I won't tell if you don't.
casweet8: james, im not gonna give you a handjob
Sk8rGuy5082: Why not?
casweet8: dont want to
Sk8rGuy5082: You need a better reason than that/
casweet8: no i dont
Sk8rGuy5082: Why won't you even consider it?
casweet8: i dont swing that way
Sk8rGuy5082: Neither do I. That's why we're going to do
it in the dark.
casweet8: we arent gonna do it
Sk8rGuy5082: Says whom?
casweet8: me
Sk8rGuy5082: Just take some time to think about it--skip
a practice if need be.
casweet8: ur freakin me out james
Sk8rGuy5082: No one knows, Chase.
casweet8: i will never give you a handjob, under any
circumstance
Sk8rGuy5082: $250,000--you'd be crazy not to do it.
casweet8: you dont have that much money, i wouldnt think
about it till i saw it in front of me
Sk8rGuy5082: Then you'd definitely consider it?
casweet8: who knows
casweet8: i dont see the money
Sk8rGuy5082: My uncle in law or something is a tax
attorney for the Coca-Cola company and a Harvard
graduate. You'd be surprised at what I could come up
with.
casweet8: ok...
casweet8: im getting tired of this
Sk8rGuy5082: I'm sorry.
casweet8: i will never give you a handjob
casweet8: never
Sk8rGuy5082: Alright, you don't know what you're
missing out on man. $150--that's like...127 full tanks of
gas for your car.
Sk8rGuy5082: But hey, it's your choice. You have to live
with it.
casweet8: im going to bed
Sk8rGuy5082: Sweet dreams Chase.
Sk8rGuy5082: Don't forget about my offer.
casweet8: it is forgotten
casweet8: never ask me again
Sk8rGuy5082: Fine, fine.
Auto response from casweet8: sleeping, draeming of liz.
