Top ten signs that your boyfriend
doesn't understand your Transformers
10.)
When he comes over
to your house, he runs into your room with a sledge hammer and bashes your
favorite Transformer all the while saying, "Stop trying to steal my girlfriend!"
9.) He wonders why you spend more on your collection
than you do on shoes and cloths.
8.)
You spend countless
hours trying to convince him that "Starscream"
is slang for "This is wonderful"
7.) You find yourself
saying, "Come on over, just finished watching the Transformers dvd set."
6.) "No, No
honey, this is Skywarp, not Thundercracker.
What? No he's a different color. Yes, it's supposed to be that way.
Yes I still have to buy him. Huh? No, not Powerglide,
he's an Autobot.....Autobot.....Good
Guy. No, he's only one color......Well I suppose there are
Bootlegs...Honey? Come back..please?
5.) You
tell him you sleep with stuffed animals without mentioning that they aren't
stuffed and are made of die-cast metal and plastic.
4.) After
having a fight, your write him a poem. Unfortunately, it is the lyrics
for "Dare To Be Stupid".
3.) He
doesn't like going into your room because he feels that all of your
Transformers are staring at him.
2.) You
find yourself forever explaining to him, ME: Transformers You: Cars
And the number one sign that your
Boyfriend doesn't understand your Transformers.......
1.)
You tell him that
you just bought a Hotrod and he says, "Why? I didn't know you like
classic cars!"