|
|
- EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot
find hole, rips shorts.
- SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has
to or not.
- NOSY: Looks into next urinal to see how the
other guy is fixed.
- TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching,
flushes urinal as if he had already, comes back later.
- INDIFFERENT: All urinals beeing used, pisses in the
sink.
- CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and
usually pisses on the floor. sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
- FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across
urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
- ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in
pants.
- CHILDISH: Pisses directly into bottom of urinal,
likes to see the bubbles.
- SNEAKY: Farts silently while pissing, acts
very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
- PATIENT: Stands very close for a long time,
reads newspaper with free hand.
- DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating,
pisses in pants.
- TOUGH: Bangs manhood on side of urinal to dry
it.
- EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does
both.
- FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at
urinal, pisses in shoes.
- LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
- DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses
in pants.
- DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks
away.
- IMPATIENT: Always in a hurry, pisses down back of
guy using urinal in front of him.
- WITHDRAWN: Places feet in urinal, pisses down
leg, thus eliminates noise.
- CROSS-EYED: Looks into urinal to the left, pisses
into one in the center, flushes one on the right.
- CURIOUS: Looks over at neighbor, pisses in
neighbor's pocket.
- COMPETITIVE: Stands back, and challenges others to
distance contest.
- SHOW OFF: Stands with back to urinal, and slings
tool over shoulder.
- CONFUSED: Woman in wrong washroom wondering
what's with the funny sinks.
-BACK-
|
|
|
