Lou Effy and Moreen - All you need to know and then some......

Name: Lou Effy

Age: 24

Hair color:Dark brown

Eye color: Dark brown

Height: 5'5"

Weight: 111 pounds

Birthplace: Detroit, Michigan

Interests:

Hangin' at the Cleopatra Club and the Touch and Go Club.

Comic books

Shopping

Kentucky Fried Chicken

Men with money

Reverend Ike's red Rolls Royce

Cookies

Close up sales

Compliments from men

Dislikes:

Monopoly

Mice

Harold

Miss Howard

Officer Murphy

Nurse Flint

Grandma Jane

Housecleanin'

Paying bills

The Inferno Revenue Service

Saving her money

Wild, 2 a.m. tupperware parties across the alley (If she's not invited)

Coming home to a messy house

Bed pan duty

Best career move:

Telling Nurse Flint she loved EVERYTHING at the hospital, and that she'd "like to set up a cot in the basement so I could be closer to my work."

Worst career move:

Considering posing for "Playman Magazine"

Love Interests:

Al Fonz

Gingerale Johnson

Alfonzo DuPree

Worst romantic mistake: We have a tie here.... Stealing Al Fonz from Fat Loretta and using Mate-O-Matic to find dates for her and Moreen

Best Friends:

Moreen

Fat Loretta

Favorite TV Shows:

Reverend Ike's "Joy of Living"

"Tony Orlando and Dawn"

"Kojak"

Favorite Movie:

"The Monster That Terrified Tokyo"

Bad habits:

Playing sick when it's time to clean

Writing bad checks

Throwing things out the window when she gets ticked.

Blaming Moreen for things she has said or done

Famous expressions:

"Ooo-oooweee!"

"Ain't that nothin'."

"The turkey ain't the only egg in the omelet."

"I'm your rooster?!"

"Ya turkey."

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Name: Moreen

Nickname: The Mighty Mo

Age: 26

Hair color: Dark brown

Eye Color: Dark brown

Height: 5'3"

Weight: 98 pounds

Birthplace: Detroit, Michigan

Interests:

Watching TV

Monopoly

Comics

Movie magazines

Men with money

Omar Sharif

Notes from secret admirers

Billy Dee Williams

Jim Brown

Dislikes:

Mice

Gingerale Johnson

Ms. Howard

Officer Murphy

Nurse Flint

Bed pan duty

Love interests:

Harold

Cornelius

Oliver

Worst romantic move:

Letting Lou Effy set up dates with Mate-O-Matic

Worst Date:

Honey Boy Johnson

Best career move:

Giving Nurse Flint a birthday cake

Worst career move:

Asking Nurse Flint for a raise

Best friends:

Lou Effy

Fat Loretta

Favorite TV Shows:

Reverend Ike's, "Joy of Living"

"Tony Orlando and Dawn"

Favorite Movie:

"The Monster That Terrified Tokyo"

Famous expressions:

"Jive, chive biscuit eater"

"Just keep movin' yo feet, 'til you hit the street!"