Bobish75: why what happend?
CHick2g: i think i got fat or sumthin
Bobish75: I'm sure u did
CHick2g: u said I'm sure u did
CHick2g: thats hilarious

CHick2g: wait
CHick2g: thats ur hair?
Voo Doo Punker: ...
Voo Doo Punker: what do you mean..
CHick2g: wtf is on ur head??
CHick2g: ...is what i mean

DeVry Stunt101: My comforter feels like a shaved pussy

really stoned kid:
*Feels around his pockets and whips out an oreo*
"FUCK YEAH! AN OREO!!"

drunk kid: "if you find anyone theraparpaalegicathical enough to take you home."
Me: "theraparpaalegicathical?"
drunk kid: "i think its a word."

"I can drink 500 beers and not be drunk." - Idiot
"Another crusader, huh?" - Bob

VaChElKa 101: wher di u go
CHick2g: no where
VaChElKa 101: u cant leavethe drun kid like that
CHick2g: LLMAO
CHick2g: hahahahahaaa
VaChElKa 101: i almost past out

a  n  T  451: YOU GUYS SHOULD SERIOUSLY LOOK
INTO BATHING TOGETHER U STANK ASS STINKY MOFOS

a  n  T  451: not so much
CHick2g: not at all

CHick2g: sorry i was pooping
a  n  T  451: thanks for sharing.
a  n  T  451: i wouldnt shit you jen, you're my favorite turd
CHick2g: um
CHick2g: nice

Me: "I fart flowers."
Sophie: "Yeah, and you crap chocolate!"

My impression of Ant's drunk Dad watching the steelers game: "HERE WE
GO STEELERS HERE WE GO!! YEAH BABY YEAH!!! *CLAPS FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT*
YEAH!!! BABY!!! HERE WE GO STEELERS!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT MARK>!??!?!??!!?!? YEAH!!
*PLAYS THE 'HERE WE GO STEELERS SONG HE HAS ON CASSETTE TAPE ON
REPEAT 5 to 20 TIMES*

"Sooo what did it sound like?" --Ant CUZ SHES WIERD.

"Ass Rippage"- Brock.

"Brock you remember when you said ass rippage?" - Me
"What? Astro Bitches?" - Brock

CHick2g: i bought shoes
SftBalSweetie52: omg hell has froze over

Auto response from a  n  T  451:
CHick2g: i feel so bad
a  n  T  451: why???
CHick2g: there is this tall as kid whos wearing a varsty jacket and
sweats and theres a giant poop stain on the butt and hes slow and retarded :'(
CHick2g: i feel so bad i wanna make out with him
CHick2g: i wanna build up his confidence
CHick2g: man im messed up
CHick2g: im like a whore for retards
^^ i guess everyone does their part to make the world a better place.

CHick2g: what were u dressed up as?
bob 43718: bob
CHick2g: LMAO

a  n  T  451: *ca-shew*
CHick2g: bless u?
a  n  T  451: that was supposed to be the whipping noise
CHick2g: oh i thought u sneezed

My 9 year old sister:
"Jenny shut up before I get (spells it out)  P-I-S-T."
HAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

SUPERKAY39: Why is my dad such a loser?
SUPERKAY39: he keeps buggin me about the moon
SUPERKAY39: Hes like Kyle look at the moon isn't it amazing how quickly its moved?
SUPERKAY39: I'm like no dad leave me alone.

Squatch 112: you have 1 million stalkers
Squatch 112: you need to carry a gun or something

SteveeepooH: so
SteveeepooH: whats up imaginary girlfriend
CHick2g: LMAO
CHick2g: hahahahahaa

CHick2g: i just coughed and farted so loud
CHick2g: thank god no one was around me
a  n  T  451: i hate those ones that jus fly

DrewspaBaranski: ok, i'll sing to you
DrewspaBaranski: they call me dr. worm, good morning how are you. i'm dr. worm,
i'm interested in things, i'm not a real doctor, but i am a real worm i am an actualworm, i live like a worm.
CHick2g: that was so romantic

CHick2g: ******* died in a car crash
TreyF51: THERE IS A GOD

ThaILLestProPhet: guess what?
CHick2g: what?
ThaILLestProPhet: the other day i was at work and the police sent
an underage kid in to buy cigarettes during my rush hour and he looked
like he was like twenty fuckin five so i sold to him and now i gotta go to court
CHick2g: how old was he?
ThaILLestProPhet: who knows
ThaILLestProPhet: prolly like 17 and 363 days

bobish75: im gettin my ass pierced

CrAzYJ457: Jt i was lookin at ur albums......and it made me realize how much i really really miss u and ur boobs!

Voo Doo Punker: I miss you more
Voo Doo Punker: its been like 5 years since I SAW you in person bitch

CHick2g: i think the lady from 'who's the boss' is in here
CHick2g: but i dont see tony danza anywhere

CHick2g: yea its more like u fart cumbubbles
TreyF51: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh thats a gasser HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

CHick2g: i mean i didnt smoke for 2 months and then i just bought some and i mean i was addicted
CHick2g: wasn't*
nascarphil129: ha see you were
nascarphil129: that typo was a subliminal mesage from your brain

TreyF51: my balls are damn freaks of nature
TreyF51: no fuck that
TreyF51: it sucks having big balls
TreyF51: 1. I can't fit both in my hand when I want to play with them
TreyF51: 2. I fucking sit on em

LilChicaReesa: THATS ILLEGAL to do that
LilChicaReesa: force a mentally challenged person to escort a beast

LilChicaReesa: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS THAT NASTY GIRL!!
LilChicaReesa: whats her name?
LilChicaReesa: wait let me guess
LilChicaReesa: GErtrude
LilChicaReesa: FAnny
LilChicaReesa: LEONIA

CHick2g: OMG
CHick2g: I LOOK 500 LBS
LilChicaReesa: OMG
LilChicaReesa: jenny
LilChicaReesa: its the LIGHTING
LilChicaReesa: DONT WORRY
CHick2g: I LOOK LIKE A FREKAIN FREAK OF NATURE OBESE PERSON ON RIKI LAKE
LilChicaReesa: NO
LilChicaReesa: ITS THE LIGHTING
CHick2g: THOSE PPL THAT RIP OFF THEIR CLOTHES
CHick2g: EWWWWWWW
CHick2g: im so gross
LilChicaReesa: jenny
LilChicaReesa: dont worry
LilChicaReesa: you just have to stop eating that chinese buffet everyday

LMF42485: whats up
LMF42485: I'm naked

LilChicaReesa: so you got any plans for tonight?
CHick2g: nope...
LilChicaReesa: i know I have a date with my books.
CHick2g: i have a date with my only valentine called my pink dildo that vibrates
LilChicaReesa: LOL
LilChicaReesa: hahahah

*I was really high*
CHick2g: HEYHHHHHH
LilChicaReesa: heyyyy
CHick2g: OMGOGMOM HIIIIIIIIIIII
LilChicaReesa: BEEP  BEEP YEAH
LilChicaReesa: lol
LilChicaReesa: yessss what is it ?
CHick2g: ]maris im so fucke dup rigth now
CHick2g: i jsutw en odnwstairs and smoked
CHick2g: will u talkt o em?
LilChicaReesa: i canttt
LilChicaReesa: not on the phone
LilChicaReesa: WTF
CHick2g: NOOOOOOOO
LilChicaReesa: jennt
LilChicaReesa: SMOKED WHAT
CHick2g: not on the phone silly billy
LilChicaReesa: ok
LilChicaReesa: yeah on here is ok
CHick2g: on hereeee
CHick2g: wmoked what?
CHick2g: i smoked weed
LilChicaReesa: WTF jenny who did you smoke with?
CHick2g: der
CHick2g: out of a soda bottle with some foil on top
LilChicaReesa: with who
CHick2g: myself outside
LilChicaReesa: wtf
LilChicaReesa: and you are at home?
CHick2g: yes i went to the barn
CHick2g: did u know its snwoing out
LilChicaReesa: yes it is
LilChicaReesa: wait that is so bad
LilChicaReesa: wtf jenny
LilChicaReesa: what if sophie saw you?
CHick2g: FOR THE LONETST TIME WOOWOWWOOOOOO FOR THE LONGEST
IM THAT VOICE YOUR HERE IN THE CAR AND THE GREATEST MIRACLE OF
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IS HOW I HNEED U AND HOW U NEEDE ME TOO THAT AHS
HAPENE DFOR THE LONGEST TIMEEEEEEE
CHick2g: no one would i was waaaaay down the barn
LilChicaReesa: WTF
LilChicaReesa: arent ppl sleeping?
LilChicaReesa: umm im sure they can smeel it
CHick2g: yeaaaaaaaah
LilChicaReesa: you freaking druggie
CHick2g: noo the banr is far awaaay
CHick2g: why r u so mad
LilChicaReesa: im not mad
CHick2g: i never smoke anymore
LilChicaReesa: im just saying
CHick2g: i wa sjust broed and had a 10 sack
LilChicaReesa: um then what do you call what you just did
LilChicaReesa: well fuckin sell it and buy a cat
LilChicaReesa: car*
CHick2g: a cat HAHAHHA
LilChicaReesa: dont smolke it
CHick2g: OH  a car
CHick2g: taht wa sthe firts tiome i bougth sumt\
LilChicaReesa: um yeah you know it last longer then a trip on weed
CHick2g: why r u yellingggg
LilChicaReesa: surrrrrrrrreeee
LilChicaReesa: im not
CHick2g: IT WAS i swear to god
LilChicaReesa: oooooooooookkkkkkk
LilChicaReesa: geez lousie
CHick2g: im sad now everyione is yelling
LilChicaReesa: chill the funk out
LilChicaReesa: im not
CHick2g: yess u areeeeeeeeee
LilChicaReesa: THIS IS YELLING
CHick2g: :-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(
CHick2g: ahh stop that
LilChicaReesa: chilll
LilChicaReesa: \ahhhhah
LilChicaReesa: omg fuckin bio
LilChicaReesa: i hate it
LilChicaReesa: >:o
CHick2g: bio is gay who made up that word bilogly thats sounds like ...
a disease dowsnt it? lkike somethin with ur bowels like u poop a lot
LilChicaReesa: it is trust me
LilChicaReesa: its for shit
CHick2g: ahahahahha
LilChicaReesa: shits and shits
CHick2g: i hate shitting
LilChicaReesa: i do too
LilChicaReesa: i fuckin is nasty
LilChicaReesa: its*
CHick2g: ewwwwww girls shoudlnt poop
CHick2g: we're ladies
LilChicaReesa: yeah umm for real
LilChicaReesa: we should just tinkle
CHick2g: LMAO
CHick2g: tinkle is so cute
LilChicaReesa: yeah
LilChicaReesa: tinklebell
LilChicaReesa: whoops i mean tinkerbell
LilChicaReesa: what about tinkle toys?
CHick2g: HASHSSHSHSSH
LilChicaReesa: nope its tinker toys
CHick2g: tinkle toys?
CHick2g: fucjniest words ever
LilChicaReesa: yeah for real
LilChicaReesa: i wish i nkew how to play the pioanos
LilChicaReesa: i woudl go play it right now and sing like the piano man
CHick2g:  I DOO!!
LilChicaReesa: shutup
CHick2g: i cna play zmary had a ltitle lamb
LilChicaReesa: you can play the piano?
LilChicaReesa: i mean like sweet music
LilChicaReesa: not lame ryhmes
LilChicaReesa: TORO EL RELAGO
CHick2g:  see imagine these are the keys to the piano |||||||||||||||||||||
< okay u see them? this is how u play mary had a little lamb     | 1| |2| 3|   |2| |4||4\|4| fuck nevermind
LilChicaReesa: UMMMMMMMMMm
LilChicaReesa: WTF
LilChicaReesa: tha t is impossible
LilChicaReesa: howdid you count out the keys OUT?
LilChicaReesa: THATS INSANE
CHick2g: no it isnt ive played ti before
LilChicaReesa: are like the RAIN MAN or sumtinh
LilChicaReesa: counting toothoicks
CHick2g: shut up i wa strying to make it simple!!
LilChicaReesa: umm ok
LilChicaReesa: sorry
CHick2g: oh steveee
LilChicaReesa: WTF
LilChicaReesa: i hate that fucker
CHick2g: hahahaahhahahahhh me too
LilChicaReesa: FUCKIN GONNA SNIPER HIS ASS
LilChicaReesa: shot to the head
CHick2g: HAHAHAAAHAA
LilChicaReesa: fuckin shit muther fucker
CHick2g: HAHAHAHAA
CHick2g: MNEGAHN
LilChicaReesa: this is marisa
CHick2g: HAHA I KNOW THAT
LilChicaReesa: GOOD
CHick2g: i was trying to say sumthin then i forgeot
CHick2g: hold on
LilChicaReesa: lol
LilChicaReesa: ok
LilChicaReesa: hes a fucking cunt
LilChicaReesa: sorry i just had to say it
LilChicaReesa: sucha bad word
CHick2g: ahhahahha
CHick2g: ok
CHick2g: cunt is gross
LilChicaReesa: i know
LilChicaReesa: sorry
LilChicaReesa: please forgive me
LilChicaReesa: but i really do mean it
LilChicaReesa: i hope he gets shot
CHick2g: lol i dotn care
LilChicaReesa: good
CHick2g: hes a bad person
CHick2g: i was tyring to help his soul
CHick2g: bc i am an anegl
CHick2g: serisouly
CHick2g: we alla re angesl marisa
LilChicaReesa: yes yes i know
CHick2g: we just have to find our angelic behavior in the end before we lose our chance to live
out life that jesus christ gave us by dying on the cross for our sins so we owe him that./...
our whole point in life is to go thru ups and downs and find god in the end
LilChicaReesa: well if you are an angel then I am like freaking GABRIEL of heaven
LilChicaReesa: yes yes i know
CHick2g: haha that was funny
LilChicaReesa: remember i went to church today
LilChicaReesa: i live a chaste life
LilChicaReesa: LMAO
LilChicaReesa: hahah
CHick2g: i know chasts
CHick2g: tahsta  roetty word
CHick2g: pretty
LilChicaReesa: no chaste
LilChicaReesa: ROTTY WORD>
CHick2g: i know a girl anmed chasity
LilChicaReesa: thats nice
LilChicaReesa: tell her hi next time for me
LilChicaReesa: this better go into your FS
LilChicaReesa: cuz i am having a grand ole time
CHick2g: my crotch ti5ches
CHick2g: bc i shaved
CHick2g: i ahte shaving
LilChicaReesa: gross
LilChicaReesa: wiat how was that date?
CHick2g: hair sdhould just be obsoloete down there where my flowers grow
LilChicaReesa: LOL
LilChicaReesa: yeah sure fine whatever
CHick2g: dirty ahir in my pretty flowers
LilChicaReesa: okkkkk enough about your hoo haa
LilChicaReesa: did you go on that date yet?
CHick2g: oh he called and awas like call me abc k in 10 min and ill come get u
and he enever picke dup and he told me today eh was really sorry cuz he fella sleep
LilChicaReesa: oh god
LilChicaReesa: what a fucker
LilChicaReesa: fukkkker
CHick2g: ne he was really sorry
CHick2g: hes nice
CHick2g: brb i neeed vagisil
LilChicaReesa: umm yeah ok
CHick2g: ok avgsiil burns
LilChicaReesa: ok wtf
LilChicaReesa: jenn y it not like swim stui season
LilChicaReesa: and its for VAGINAL DRYNESS not razor burn
LilChicaReesa: duhhhh
LilChicaReesa: havent you even seen the cheesy commerical
CHick2g: lol no i ahven?
CHick2g: it burns tho man
CHick2g: oooooooooh it burnssssssss
CHick2g: swim suit!
CHick2g: i just got that
LilChicaReesa: lol
LilChicaReesa: yepp
CHick2g: hey rbb
LilChicaReesa is away at 2:05:58 AM.

*Still high as fuck...*
SteveeepooH: im gettin gmy mack on
SteveeepooH: i got a slutty bitch in my room
SteveeepooH: and its good golden
CHick2g: stop fucking random ppl stevbs its not good for ur soul for ur heart it may
feel good but in the end u will feel like a bad person and it will mes su up i know bc i
sued to be one of these girls u fucked like in a stereotype way u understand? like ur
the guy that pimps it and im the depressed girl who jsut wants attention and so she
sleeps with that guy,..think of that girl in ur room she is probablya  lost soul looking
for some comfort and will go to all wills to get some comfort from her sad world
SteveeepooH: yea and im gonna put my weiner in her and never call her again
SteveeepooH: sorry

Voo Doo Punker: mm kiss me baby
CHick2g: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuaaaaaaaaah
Voo Doo Punker: YES!
Voo Doo Punker: I am complete

"It's fuckin drinking my coffee! That puppy eats anything it sees." - Me
"It shit a napkin today."  - Emmy

JonesyBoy037: cuz he's cool.....
JonesyBoy037: wait.. NOPE

JonesyBoy037: mr bojangles peed in my shoe 2 days ago, and i didnt know until after i had them on for like 3 hours
JonesyBoy037: yeah, i smelled awesome

CHick2g: whats up? feel better?
a  n  T  451: well i took a shower, my head still feels like theres a bunch of fat midgets hanging off it

a  n  T  451: like earace everything
a  n  T  451: do they kno how to erace
CHick2g: ANT ITS **ERASE******

akademeks: i should make u some fitty sent
akademeks: that way you can represent the hood in you or something

CHick2g: im going to smoke some weeedd
JoshR52: I secondhand smoked it friday

CHick2g: also there is a guy who works here and hes a nice looking man in his 30s and he wears jean shorts every single day
CHick2g: even if its like below zero
CHick2g: and i think it is because hes in love with his legs
CHick2g: they are all muscly and shit ew
CHick2g: here comes mr short shorts
CHick2g: losssssssssser

JonesyBoy03: jenny
JonesyBoy03: i'm gunand ie
JonesyBoy03: i'm so fucked up
JonesyBoy03: tisn crazy
JonesyBoy03: i threw iup alredy
JonesyBoy03: and i needt o go to the hostpial
JonesyBoy03: ok
JonesyBoy03: bye be

suconarednec: we're partyin this weekend
suconarednec: fear no beer

Auto response from TreyF51: @ class
Fuck you guys at west lib who get cancelled whenever a deer farts at Oglebay.
Fucked, aint it?

JonesyBoy03: Sooo u know michael jackson..?
JonesyBoy03: well his trial or whatever started...
JonesyBoy03: i hope he gets killed or something
JonesyBoy03: but...!
JonesyBoy03: i was thinking.. maybe i would let him molest me for like a minute if it meant i could get all his money..
JonesyBoy03: i think it might be worth it.
JonesyBoy03: it wouldn't be hard to imagine it being a woman.. cuz wellllll... look at him

Auto response from a  n  T  451: "Am I less holy cuz I drink beer with my homies?"-Jen
can i put in a request order for new friends?

Funny High Moment Last Night:
We walk outside and there is fresh new snow on the ground and on Christys car. On her hood are some weird ass designs. Ant stands there and points at the hood and says "Look, Aliens came down and made designs on your hood." HAHAHA. Christy's like "No, that's just where my engine was hot and melted the snow." Ok. It was funny at the time...Haha.

Okay. Little story for yins. Ant and I stayed at, my angel, Aaron Jones' apartment. He has a feline. It's name is Mr. Bojangles. Jang's favorite thing is to urinate all over the damn place. So the scent of cat piss lingers throughout. Well, the 6 hour drive home ...My car smelled like a litterbox. We threw everything Mr. Jang could of pissed on in the trunk. But yet, the stench still remained. Ant and I were grossed out the whole way home. So we go and pick up Chris, Bob, and Muff. As Bob is looking at my weed he goes, "This weed smells like cat piss." Then Muff goes..."Yea. What's up with the cat piss?" Okay. It may have been the funniest thing I ever heard.

longsnapper02: jenny jenny quite contrary, shaved your pussy, so it aint hairy

*Looking at a picture of a fat guy*
Chris: WOW. Hes depressed.

a  n  T  451: holy shit ur boobs are enrounmous

a  n  T  451: i told him brb
a  n  T  451: and by brb i meant
a  n  T  451: ill come back later
a  n  T  451: and by ill come back later
a  n  T  451: i meant im never talkin to you agai

*High*
Ant: What?
Me: Huh?
Ant: I don't know.
Me: What's going on?
Ant: You're talking crazy again.

CHick2g: anyways i fucked him and i am the champ
CHick2g: hes like man ur an animal on top
CHick2g: and i go i know
CHick2g: ;-)

ant: make sure u look for german droppings
me: what? EW
ant: WHAT I MEAN IS THAT BOB IS GERMAN AND HE DROPS WEED EVERYWHERE WHEN HE'S WASTED
me: it sounded like hitler mouse poop
ant: no it didnt sound like hitler mouse poop, thats just what your fucked up mind conjured up because youre CraZy

JonesyBoy03: haha.. she is dumb
JonesyBoy03: but i like her boobs

JonesyBoy03: ohhh... well amigo gave me some free weed... so i have a bong to tend to

The Trey Nation: haha how drunk were you last night?
CHick2g: trashed
The Trey Nation: thats my girl
CHick2g: the minute i walked out of the blue angel i puked all over the sidewalk
The Trey Nation: THAT WAS YOU?

*A brief moment of a phone call I had earlier with an unstable pyschopathic chemically inbalanced boy.*
Me: You're crazy.
Crazy Kid: WHY89636432926 DO U THINK89264826@!!!! I'M craZy!!!!!??!?!!?!?!?!? i'm NOT CRAZXY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: You're nuts. *Click*

"I have a question. Where is that nigga's teeth? - Zach

The Trey Nation: puking is the sign of true manliness
The Trey Nation: I had those faggots that are always like..."I never puke when I drink!"
The Trey Nation: "THEN YOU DRINK LIKE A BITCH"

Auto response from a  n  T  451:
CHick2g: if that bitch touches u--- u fuckin grabb her stupid titties and knee her in the crotch then give her an uppercut to her pancake face and RUN

Auto response from CHick2g: watchin the incredibles with my incredible lil sister;-)
Yankey CowBoy03: incredibles??? i'll give you a movie called incredibles, it'll star you and i
Yankey CowBoy03: i'm so going to hell after making sexual references to a pixar movie

a  n  T  45: hey make sure you shit before you come over
a  n  T  45: because i dont want it to end up a fart factory in my room again
a  n  T  45: nasty ass

a  n  T  451: get on here bugga
CHick2g: hey
a  n  T  451: IM WASTEED MAN
a  n  T  451: LIEKw
a  n  T  451: ok forget that
a  n  T  451: scratch that
CHick2g: i am still f'D up 2
a  n  T  451: did u make it home ok
CHick2g: um yea except for i went over the curb thru that lite in lansing
a  n  T  451: good one
CHick2g: well i was doin sumthin with my phone
a  n  T  451: damn picket pack
a  n  T  451: theres another drew movie on
a  n  T  451: with whoopie goldburger
CHick2g: whats it called?
CHick2g: ah i love drew barrymore
a  n  T  451: i dotn know
a  n  T  451: i dont kno whats been goin on lately
a  n  T  451: did u leave
a  n  T  451: were u scurring around the kitchen
a  n  T  451: omg whtsa under my desk
CHick2g: i ahd better sex all alone, U want me to come back? u must be smoking crack. im goin elsewhere and thats a fact.
CHick2g: u should tell ****** that
CHick2g: guess what yo? ur sex was whack
a  n  T  451: can u not go through an identity crisis when im 3 sheets to the wind?
a  n  T  451: it freaks me out.
CHick2g: Ha. yo what r u talkin bout
CHick2g: lol need sumthin to drink im gonna dehydrate like a potatoe chip
a  n  T  451: potatoes dehydrate?
a  n  T  451: is that a known fact? or ami stupid?
CHick2g: i think so they r crispy like jerky so i think they deyhdrate ...i dont know im fucke dup
a  n  T  451: maybe
a  n  T  451: ??
CHick2g: stop PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS
CHick2g: GOD
a  n  T  451: STOP PLAYING WITH MINE
CHick2g: FUCK u i am gettin sumthin to drink, dont freakout while im gone
a  n  T  451: youre going to go to bed
Auto response from CHick2g: me thristy
a  n  T  451: i know you
a  n  T  451: are we 4?
a  n  T  451: just checking
a  n  T  451 is away at 2:31:54 AM.
CHick2g: hey
CHick2g: no i got some chips and my yumym dip and some orange soda
CHick2g: ok w/e w/e w/e
CHick2g: thanks 4 leaving me here to fend off tools myself
CHick2g: dammit theyve already started i swear they wait for me to come online...

chick2g: is this boy goody two shoe grammar challenged fairy?
ant451: LMAO
chick2g: he said "pce" 9 times like he was leaving
ant451: SIGN OF TOOLAGE
chick2g: uhm yes

*My 9 year old sister after I yelled at her*
"Jenny, you're having mood swings, those are signs of being pregnant."

"Where did he go?"
"He's hiding from the crazy girl."
Me:  Yeah, because he's the smart one.

CHick2g: Look, you scumball heartless meathead, there is no excuse. I'm sure your reasons for spewing offensive shit all over this place are valid to you. And that is all that matters to you. You're not God, you have no right to judge or rub your fat magic ball  somach and tell me my future, what a crock of shit. Get a life, stay out of mine. I am better than you and I never say that, because no one is better than anyone. But I definetly am a better person than you are and that is downright pathetic. Put a pistol in your mouth and do the world a favor. Later.

a  n  T  451: HOW THE HELL DO YOU ATTRACT EVERYONE WITH SEVERE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS AND WIERDOS IN THE ENTIRE COUNTY

JonesyBoy03: jenny, how come crazy psycho paths always end up stalking you and stuff.. ??  you must have some bad luck or something.