bob 43718: just sittin here working like usual
CHick2g: you at work?
bob 43718: yea i brought my work home
CHick2g: an old person?
bob 43718: nope just mentally retarded
CHick2g: you brought which one home with u?
bob 43718: i brought 2 of them home with me
CHick2g: what's their names?
bob 43718: im not aloud to say it a confidentiality thing
CHick2g: awww ok give me a clue?
bob 43718: um there fat and stinky
CHick2g: so what do u have to do?
CHick2g: just watch them?
bob 43718: yes thats right
CHick2g: do u gotta give them baths and stuff
bob 43718: no no no i would never
CHick2g: change thier diapers?
bob 43718: there annoying i have to get another job lol no there pretty independent
CHick2g: the retards are independent?
bob 43718: yea they can do things there not completly helpless
bob 43718: yea and ask 89000000000000000 ???????????S
CHick2g: they ask a million questions?
bob 43718: yes alot
CHick2g: what kind??
bob 43718: like stupid shit like whos goin to be on wrestling and if u dont tell them they cry
bob 43718: yea they are pretty normal just retarded
bob 43718: no there really rude they piss me off sometimesJonesyBoy 0 3: who is this StifMiester929CHick2g: i thought new kids on the block was a tv show until frehsmen yr
CHick2g: my guess would be stifler
JonesyBoy 0 3: oh..
JonesyBoy 0 3: probably
JonesyBoy 0 3: omg
JonesyBoy 0 3: are you kidding
JonesyBoy 0 3: !?>fjrewfmkldsfodsnfdsoitrewgfkldstoiewtjklhrw
JonesyBoy 0 3: qjt
JonesyBoy 0 3: jt
CHick2g: no not at all
JonesyBoy 0 3: that is horrible
JonesyBoy 0 3: what kinda childhood did you have/
CHick2g: welfare
CHick2g: didnt have tv dude
JonesyBoy 0 3: IT WASN'T A TV SHOW!!!!!
CHick2g: oh yeah forgotCHick2g: nsynca n T 451: i just was in my bros room
JonesyBoy 0 3: i know i know
JonesyBoy 0 3: but i like a few songs of theirs
CHick2g: traitor
CHick2g: BSB RULES
JonesyBoy 0 3: ummmmmmmm
JonesyBoy 0 3: i have no comment on that
CHick2g: um
CHick2g: whatever
a n T 451: and theres a pic of him and his gf
a n T 451: AND GUESS WHO IN THE BACKROUND
a n T 451: BOBS BROTHER SCOTT
a n T 451: LMOA AHHAHA
CHick2g: umm no way PAT was in the pic?spoonZ1134: boy meets world is funnyCHick2g: where were u born i forget
CHick2g: i hate topanga
spoonZ1134: eh
spoonZ1134: shes cute
spoonZ1134: she has big lips
CHick2g: and sumthins under her shirt all the time
spoonZ1134: oh come on now
CHick2g: maine
spoonZ1134: no
CHick2g: massachuesetts right
spoonZ1134: yes
CHick2g: boston
spoonZ1134: no
CHick2g: connecticut
spoonZ1134: are you serious?
CHick2g: huh?
spoonZ1134: connecticut?
CHick2g: yeah?spoonZ1134: well would would I do with itJoshR52: I'd get beat up in a second if I were in detroit right now
CHick2g: stutter much
spoonZ1134: omg
spoonZ1134: you were makin fun of me
spoonZ1134: thanks asshole
CHick2g: psh me too all those nigletsCHick2g: no antHckymn000: guess what we're doing tonight?
CHick2g: it really pisses me off
CHick2g: after we were done
CHick2g: and he started talkin about that bitch
CHick2g: i wanted to beat him in the head with my shoe
CHick2g: he probably would of thought it was just foreplay
CHick2g: idiot
a n T 451: hmm bakin cookies and watchin taped re runs of oprah?
Hckymn000: how and the hell did u guess?a n T 451: um oh yeahspoonZ1134: because you're weird
a n T 451: well u kno how u cant keep my bfs straight
a n T 451: well apparently neither can i
a n T 451: because i didnt go out with brad
a n T 451: it was kurt
a n T 451: and i didnt realize
a n T 451: brad called kurt and was like
a n T 451: dude im not out with ant
a n T 451: and hes like what
a n T 451: and hes like her way message says out with brad
spoonZ1134: if I say toby keith you have a full orgasm
CHick2g: IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS I'M WEIRD
CHick2g: im gonna shoot u in the fuckin face
spoonZ1134: why dont you shoot them and not me
spoonZ1134: man that was harshCHick2g: HAHAHAHAAspoonZ1134: dude if I was like 9 Id go for you
CHick2g: good one
spoonZ1134: thank you
spoonZ1134: here until monday
spoonZ1134: the space in the teeth
spoonZ1134: mm mmmmm
CHick2g: u asshole.
CHick2g: it grew in bitch
spoonZ1134: well I would hope
spoonZ1134: mrs. I have perfect teeth
spoonZ1134: if you had that gap Id kick a feild goal on yaJoshR52: how u gonna make ur birthday special? is there anything you havent done yeta n T 451: hey do u remember big head?
a n T 451: GOD I HATED THAT KID
a n T 451: HIM AND HIS 50 YEAR OLD FRIENDS
CHick2g: OMG EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
a n T 451: that was the worse experience i ever had
a n T 451: just being there
a n T 451: stranded with tools
CHick2g: uhm yeah
CHick2g: u kno i gotta say one thing
CHick2g: thank GOD FOR JOE KUNTZMAN
a n T 451: LMAO EXACTLY
a n T 451: THAT MOTHER FUCKIN NEVER CAME BACK
a n T 451: THAT FAT HEAD
a n T 451: FUCKIN ASSHOLE
CHick2g: THAT FAT HEAD
a n T 451: IM PISSED ALL OVER AAGAIN
CHick2g: r u at school
SftBalSweetie52: yes
CHick2g: why?
SftBalSweetie52: because I wanna get a job in my future
CHick2g: ur a a bitch
CHick2g: josh
Auto response from longsnapper02: killing a family while i'm out driving drunk
CHick2g: be careful
CHick2g: while ur out killin ppl
CHick2g: what r u gonna get me for my bday
JoshR52: how bout a strap-on for the promotion of chick on chick action lol that's what it's all about
CHick2g: i'm up for it
JoshR52: ur crazy, i like you, but you're crazy
a n T 451: what bout ****
a n T 451: i think if u and ****
a n T 451: lived near achother
a n T 451: he would fall in love
CHick2g: i think he does love me
CHick2g: well actually
CHick2g: i just sit in my room and tell myself that
a n T 451: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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JonesyBoy 0 3: i'm the shit
CHick2g: you are!!
CHick2g: id be so proud of myself
JonesyBoy 0 3: i've never been more proud of myself
JonesyBoy 0 3: woah
CHick2g: WOAH.
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a n T 451: happy 11 days till your birthday, and im guessing that on your birthday
we're all gonna commit alcohol genocide that night
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akademeks: i was fucked up
akademeks: i got laid and didn't even remember
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CHick2g: ur 2 cute
akademeks: NO
akademeks: CUTE DOESN'T GET U LAID
akademeks: smoothness
CHick2g: u got a lot of that huh?
akademeks: no not really
akademeks: i dont know
akademeks: i just get laid
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bRiTtOn 4201: no i no u did chances dad walked in on u 2
bRiTtOn 4201: and chance walkd outside and u was doing it on the steps
CHick2g: no we were not
bRiTtOn 4201: he said ur a liar
CHick2g: I AM NOT LYINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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CHick2g: u saw my boobs?
CHick2g: when did i show u
bRiTtOn 4201: at chances
bRiTtOn 4201: out side
bRiTtOn 4201: i asked u to see them and u showed me
CHick2g: oh i dont remember
bRiTtOn 4201: i do
CHick2g: i dont even kno u
bRiTtOn 4201: welll we talked and u showed me ur boobs
CHick2g: you and everyone else in ohio
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PHATcox02: its the 10 crack commandments WHAT
CHick2g: what are those
CHick2g: name 'em moses
PHATcox02 : i dont think moses had the crack commandments
PHATcox02: i know biggie smallz did though
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a n T 451: do u remember when u were drunk and i go
a n T 451: "the second alcohol hits my lips my vagina starts to tingle.. does that happen to you?"
a n T 451: and u go
a n T 451: "No."
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a n T 451: people were dippin into our budlight
MaDMiLeR421: Fuckers.. you gotta swat those mooches....
a n T 451: hahah nah i'm not a violent person
MaDMiLeR421: neither am I....but if you're fucking with my beer, you're fucking with my life...
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a n T 451: whos that
CHick2g: i forget his name
CHick2g : i think its belulah
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CHick2g: i said poopchute
a n T 451: MLMAO
a n T 451: hahahhhahahah
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Giant Eagle @ 4am:
That's a lot of fruit!
Well, you're supposed to eat 6 fruits a day.
Is beer a fruit?
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CHick2g: hey they found the ohio sniper
CHick2g: turns out, it wasnt my sister
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CHick2g: thats weird how i dont rememebr u guys talkin at all that nite
a n T 451: cuz u were in jennyland
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a n T 451: um lola is our jam
CHick2g: why is it our jam
CHick2g: are we transvestites
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CHick2g: does bob even have a room?
a n T 451: im sure he does somewhere
CHick2g: hahahaha
CHick2g: yeah
CHick2g: in the bushes
CHick2g: where my pad is
a n T 451: HAHAHHAHAAHAHAH I FORGOT BOUT THAT LMAO EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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spoonZ1134: yeah brad was "in" with the bright orange gloves and jacket....with my gun
spoonZ1134: screamin like a bitch
spoonZ1134: after somethin that was smarter then
spoonZ1134: me
spoonZ1134: OMD!!
spoonZ1134: seriously
spoonZ1134: best story
spoonZ1134: I wish I was back at work again omg
spoonZ1134: ok
CHick2g: uh what are u talking about?
spoonZ1134: SHUT UP AND LISTEN
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CHick2g: i have to pee again
spoonZ1134: man
spoonZ1134: you're like my grandfather
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OriginlRumpShakr: I LOVE YOU ANT
OriginlRumpShakr: ur like the hot sister id want to marry if we were in the mountains of west virginia
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XOXO968: soooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHick2g: i got my nose pierced too
XOXO968: omg, how cute are u?!??
CHick2g: hahahahahahahahaha
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Yankey CowBoy03 (10:25:33 PM): brb
CHick2g (10:25:49 PM): k
Yankey CowBoy03 (11:55:40 PM): hopil;y shjit i'm nfuc ked up
CHick2g (11:54:18 PM): HAHA you back?
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CHick2g: um so i just PUNCHED myself in the face
CHick2g: in my nose ring and my nose started bleeding
CHick2g: yeah, im sweet
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"Just tell Rock that its TimDawg"Jodie: So whats Tims band called, Hemoglobin?
Me: its fuckin Hemigod you dipshitSarah: DUDE KID ROCK JUST CALLED TIMS FUCKIN CELL PHONE
Me: Sarah stop being a crazy groupie
Sarah: Oh I mean, awesome. (in a completely montone voice)Sarah:Whats wrong with Jodie?
Me:Oh shes just a lil sober"Tim says he partied with Hank, Is this true, because I don't think Hank would party with someone
like him" -Jodie talkin about Hank to Kid Rock as if her and Hank go way back.Sarah: man you guys were stealin so much shit from the Marriott
Me: yeah i was takin everything from that room that wasnt nailed down
Sarah: why didn't you guys tell me?, alls i got was fuckin COMFORT INN SOAP from tims room
Hahaha...
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a n T 451: he does have heppititas or something
CHick2g: he prolly went to boston market
CHick2g: i hear they are sevring that with their chicken there
a n T 451: that clucks
a n T 451: L:MAO AHAHAAH
a n T 451: hahahaahahaha
a n T 451: clucks
a n T 451: ahhahaaahah
a n T 451: lmao ahahaahaha
a n T 451: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHah
a n T 451: SO FUNNY
CHick2g: ur fuckin stupid
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a n T 451: i love him
a n T 451: i love him
a n T 451: i love him
a n T 451: i love him so much
a n T 451: jenny i cant take it
a n T 451: i love him
a n T 451: hes so fuckin hot
CHick2g: omg
CHick2g: ur annoying the shit out of me
a n T 451: this is for all the times u talked bout toby so cry me a river, and if u meet kid rock
downstream tell im ill sign a pre-nup
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*AFTER SHOWING ME THIS PIC OF AN UGLY GIRL*
a n T 451: yeah not so much
CHick2g: yeah not so much
CHick2g: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA
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"OK DINOSAUR BONES DON'T WORK FOR FENCE POSTS OK" - Ant
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"i dont like kenny chesney........he thinks hes a beach ball"- me
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CHick2g: ant i know we went to walmart when i was high
CHick2g: i just dont remeber goin there at all
CHick2g: i just thought we went to dianes house
a n T 451: ya we went
a n T 451: and i had to watch so u and diane wouldnt run off
CHick2g: i dont even remebr how diane is when shes high
CHick2g: i was pretending i was in a movie
a n T 451: oh really.
a n T 451: oscar nominations
CHick2g: im not kidding i didnt want to say this
CHick2g: but like
CHick2g: i would watch diane and she would say sumthin and im like "ok shes the valley girl and she
has her bf by the leash, she can be on 90120"
CHick2g: and then i was standing next to u and u were lookin thru ur phone book and saying how
many ppl call u or who called u and then u snapped it shut and acted like u were so popular
so i casted u as the popular bitch in a highschool movie
CHick2g: this was all going on in my head
CHick2g: im dead serious
CHick2g: then like
CHick2g: id just watch u and diane
CHick2g: and think
CHick2g: wow if i didnt know them
CHick2g: id think we were fuckin retarded
CHick2g: and then u both marched down the steps
CHick2g: cuz those guys were goin to pick u up
CHick2g: and it was a movie again
CHick2g: seirosuly everything was a movie
CHick2g: then when id talk
CHick2g: i always thougth that i was john belushi in animal house
CHick2g: being really funny
CHick2g: when i really wasnt
CHick2g: then i ate thos peaches in a can and i freaked out it felt like i was eating slimey goldfish
CHick2g: and then the raviloi i felt like i was eating hot lava and there was no taste to it
CHick2g: and i put on lipgloss
CHick2g: and i pretened to be an alien from aliens
CHick2g: bc it felt all sticky so i kept opening my mouth like i was gonna eat someone
CHick2g: yah seriosuly
CHick2g: like
CHick2g: i think a hospital
CHick2g: shoudl record my thoughts when im high
CHick2g: its totally fucked up
CHick2g: ant in dianes yard
CHick2g: my purse
CHick2g: was
CHick2g: next to me at my feet
CHick2g: and i was so worried about stepping on it
CHick2g: but there was no purse
CHick2g: but then it like turned into a black octopuss
CHick2g: and looked like it was moving
CHick2g: seriosuly fuckin weird
a n T 451: um u were laughin for 3 hours straight
CHick2g: I KNO
CHick2g: i cant stop laughing
a n T 451: then when u make me laugh
a n T 451: ur like
CHick2g: im tellin u i pretend im john belushi
a n T 451: yessssss i did something with my life
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greatest pickup line:
"so, my girlfriend's in panama city...." - we will leave this annoynmous
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sasacatt: the birds, fly so softly and elegantly, as the wind gently carries them along
Marty173: what the hell
Marty173: go to bed bitch
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"get in the car and don't touch nothin." - ant
"what?" - doty
"it's a rap song." - me & ant
"oh, i'm...not....black" - doty
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WJdi07: welllll, i called DELL about my fucked up laptop
WJdi07: and this non american speakin man gets on the tele after an hour
WJdi07: and then tells me he is sending me a new comp
WJdi07: wtf?
WJdi07: i just wanted to know what was going on
WJdi07: he goes...new compuuuuuuuutar
WJdi07: on way on way
WJdi07: and hung up
WJdi07: isnt that fucked up
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a n T 451: where are you
a n T 451: you've been on this run for 3 hours now
a n T 451: ur not picking up your cell phone
a n T 451: seriously someone might have kidnapped you
a n T 451: guys see big boobs boucnin around everywhere when ur runnin and just lose all sense of morals and steal you
a n T 451: im worried
a n T 451: seriosuly
a n T 451: i need to kno ur ok
a n T 451: ill wait up
a n T 451: CALL ME
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CHick2g: hey
a n T 451: dont hey me
a n T 451: where the fuclk where u
a n T 451: fuckin biotch
a n T 451: u didnt fiuckin call either
a n T 451: FUCKIN BIT/CH
a n T 451: why didnt u call us wen u woke up
a n T 451: did u get our IMS
a n T 451: its not funny.
a n T 451: u know how i worry
CHick2g: yeah pyscho i turned my phone off the 9th time u called me
a n T 451: why dont u think bout what uve done and talk to me later.
CHick2g: ok mom
a n T 451: oh so u heard me calling
a n T 451: and just turned off ur phone
a n T 451: while i was frantic
a n T 451: u tunred off ur phone
a n T 451: and went to sleep
a n T 451: while me and aaron
a n T 451: were up
CHick2g: hahahha u didnt stay up
a n T 451: i stayed up till 3 u fuckin asshole
a n T 451: and aaron was worried too
a n T 451: next time a phone call would be alright
a n T 451: just a hey im alive later
a n T 451: would be dandy
CHick2g: hahahaahhahahaha
CHick2g: no one is goign to kidknapp me im like a beast
CHick2g: i dont fit into hefty bags
a n T 451: car trunks are big
a n T 451: and w/e
a n T 451: stop making jokes
a n T 451: this isnt funny
a n T 451: apologize
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CHick2g: did u ever tell me this?
a n T 451: UM I THOUGHT U KNEW THIS
CHick2g: no how would i know this
CHick2g: the ept
CHick2g: etp
CHick2g: or whatever its called
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hawaiianflower40: i'm not big on movies
wesbuc: yeah, except for like return of jafar
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Jodies away message: b4 i get outta here, i think i'll go down the hall and welcome the Japs to
America with their first taste of natty lite...somebodys gotta do it
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CHick2g: so im a porn star...
CHick2g: like for real
CHick2g: i have a video
longsnapper02: cool cool
longsnapper02: ha
CHick2g: im not kidding
longsnapper02: who taped it
CHick2g: my mom
longsnapper02: can i see it
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CHick2g: OK WELL GIBB. MY COMP IS PISSIN ME OFF OS IM GONNA WATCH A MOVIE
SO I HOPE UR STAB WOUND IS BETTER LOL AND UR BUTT SWELLS DOWN =) BYES
GibberTheCat: thanks
GibberTheCat: jenny
GibberTheCat: i hope your tits get bigger
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GibberTheCat: but i'm at my dad's and he has dsl
GibberTheCat: so it's really fast and shit
GibberTheCat: i love it
CHick2g: yeah i have dsl...MINE SUCKS ASSS
GibberTheCat: this one is really fast though
GibberTheCat: so you can kiss my ass and shit
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Julia: you saw a picture of my naked sweet tits you musta been distracted by my enormous nipples
SloppyDRC: i didnt know whether to get excited or serve tea
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jONEsyBOy 03: and this fucking drunk ass kid
jONEsyBOy 03: omg
jONEsyBOy 03: omg
jONEsyBOy 03: i hate him
jONEsyBOy 03: he sucked
jONEsyBOy 03: he ruined everyone's night
CHick2g: what did he do???
jONEsyBOy 03: just talked about how his stupid fucking cousin just died, and then he was crying..
and we would be playing a game, and he'd be like... "why isn't HE playing with us... cuz he's dead, thats why"
jONEsyBOy 03: and i was like,.... shut the fuck up
jONEsyBOy 03: ugh
jONEsyBOy 03: and he was sooooooo drunk
jONEsyBOy 03: like..
jONEsyBOy 03: it's horrible cuz i said to myself, "aaron, thats what you usually look like"
jONEsyBOy 03: and i was just soo happy that it wasn't me being stupid and falling over
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GibberTheCat: dunno
GibberTheCat: bored
GibberTheCat: and something bit me on the ass
GibberTheCat: it itches and hurts at the same time
GibberTheCat: half my butt is swelled
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*IN RESPONSE TO JODIES AWAY MESSAGE ABOUT ME AND HER PEEING AND ANT STOPPIN AT A REST STOP
TO PISS CUZ "SHE'S NOT A SKANK"*
a n T 451: ok and what happened when we did stop at a rest stop with a few beers in you?? huh? oh thats
right as we were walking passed some boys you try to be sandra dee and throw your cig on the groud and
stomp on it with your boots, too bad you totally missed the cigarette and just looked like an IDIOT, then
leavin we see a fence.. "jodie please dont hop that fence take long way"... and what do you do? jump
over the fence and almost fall on your face so whatever
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CHick2g: kid rock is gay
a n T 451: ill just pretend i never heard that for the sake of our friendship
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CHick2g: its like finding nemo
CHick2g: i mean
CHick2g: lego
CHick2g: shit
CHick2g: whats that dudes name
CHick2g: jeggo?
CHick2g: WALDO!!!!!!!1
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CHick2g: so why are you like a snow storm?
Bleviepoo: haha, are you sure you want to know?
CHick2g: oh come on
Bleviepoo: well babe i'll give ya 8-10 inches and leave ya at home for days
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LilChicaReesa: whats that
CHick2g: thats my rhode island trailer....
LilChicaReesa: awwww
LilChicaReesa: pretty
CHick2g: SHUT THE FUCK UP
CHick2g: ITS NOT PRETTY
CHick2g: ITS A BROWN WITH YELLOW TRIMMING SINGLE WIDE TRAILER WITH A GRILL IN THE FRONT YARD
LilChicaReesa: i like it
LilChicaReesa: nice wreathes
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WJdi07: the fat football playin cowboy who drives the big ass 69 truck and has a pet pig is so ur soul mate
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JoshR52: yeah it's Michigan, we're crazy here!!!
CHick2g: yeah, sure
JoshR52: yeah, i lie
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ultharpy: ITS AHIA DRINK A BURR
ultharpy: now were fuckin crazy
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nascarphil129: penis
CHick2g: vagineee
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nascarphil129: knights of columbus
CHick2g: ohhhh i think my stepdad is one of those
nascarphil129: my grand parents are
CHick2g: what exactly do they do
CHick2g: cuz i dont kno
nascarphil129: i have no idea either
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WJdi07: dont fuck up today
WJdi07: think skinny
WJdi07: we are gonna be skinny..jambo..picture this...tan, cute bikini tops and shorts,
sooooooo drunk soooooooo many guys cowboys everywhere sayin hey hot baby come ride my pony
WJdi07: be strong
WJdi07: food sucks
WJdi07: YUCK
WJdi07: skinny skinny, JESSICA SIMPSON HATES CARBS
WJdi07: remmeber carbs make skinny impossible
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CHick2g: and he was like because i love you and shit and he seriosuly like poured his heart out to me
and said he had 1,000 extra bucks he'd spend on me if i was his gf
CHick2g: im like uhhh....werido but yeah hes a depressed pyschopath so OF COURSE hed fall in love
with me b/c im flypaper for freaks
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CHick2g: im on a diet
pimpoligist467: good for you but don't shrink the boobs
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CHick2g: do u think i weigh more than 180
pimpoligist467: no
pimpoligist467: maybe 165
CHick2g: OMG I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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CHick2g: haha yep so how r u did that murder get to ur dorm yet
CHick2g: who did this guy kill
pimpoligist467: his girlfreind I thiink
CHick2g: pyscho
CHick2g: they should cancel classes
CHick2g: he could be atteneding a class
CHick2g: and break out in a shooting spree
pimpoligist467: thanks for those thoughts
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GibberTheCat: hey
GibberTheCat: i want to
CHick2g: want too what?
GibberTheCat: play
CHick2g: play???
CHick2g: ok chuckie
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GibberTheCat: you guys never did come see me again
CHick2g: i kno im sorry
CHick2g: i kinda slept like all day from that nite
GibberTheCat: yeah well
GibberTheCat: sorry doesn't fix my broken feelings
GibberTheCat: i was in there for over a week
CHick2g: ok so u think u get special treatment bc u been stabbed?
GibberTheCat: um.....YES!!!
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*THIS IS SO FUNNY CAUSE THIS BITCH IS RETARDED*
CHick2g: hey
yobiagetoutmyway: hey!
CHick2g: whats up
yobiagetoutmyway: nothing who is this? hehe
CHick2g: jenny who is this? i just came across ur name
yobiagetoutmyway: im not into cybering sorry!!
yobiagetoutmyway: julie
CHick2g: well...umm i'm a girl.....and i wasnt gonna try to cyber
CHick2g: julie who?
yobiagetoutmyway: whats it to ya officer;-)
yobiagetoutmyway: do you like sunshine and candy
CHick2g: maybe i know u thats all
CHick2g: do u like acid? are u on acid
yobiagetoutmyway: you know me huh
yobiagetoutmyway: well who am i then
yobiagetoutmyway: whats my favorite movie
CHick2g: i said maybe i know u if u told me ur last name
CHick2g: edward penishands.
yobiagetoutmyway: never seen it
CHick2g: good movie
CHick2g: so what is ur fav movie then
yobiagetoutmyway: edward penishhands 2
yobiagetoutmyway: the second one was wayyy better:-P
yobiagetoutmyway: KIDDING!!
yobiagetoutmyway: never seen it hunnie
CHick2g: whats ur last name
yobiagetoutmyway: i dont give that out to people
yobiagetoutmyway: sorry@!!!
CHick2g: why not whats the big deal? julie is kinda vague
yobiagetoutmyway: WELL SO IS YOUR MOMS PUSSY
yobiagetoutmyway: whoops sorry!!
yobiagetoutmyway: :-P
yobiagetoutmyway: i kiddd i kidd
CHick2g: dude are u on crack
yobiagetoutmyway: no never did that before
yobiagetoutmyway: big bird says say no to drugs:-P
CHick2g: yeah and nancy reagan
CHick2g: where were you born
yobiagetoutmyway: in a trashcan like you
yobiagetoutmyway: kidding!!!
yobiagetoutmyway: in a hospital silly billy!!!!!!!!
CHick2g: oh my god seirously are u on some great weed or what
yobiagetoutmyway: NO! big bird is my idel
CHick2g: really? not oscar?
CHick2g: so what city town where u born in
yobiagetoutmyway: seasme street
CHick2g: stop fuckin around god
yobiagetoutmyway: dont call me a fuckin slut bitch
yobiagetoutmyway: shut the fuck up
CHick2g: WHEN THE HELL DID I CALL U A SLUT deranged sesame street whore
CHick2g: how many voices are in your head right now? ten? twenty five?
Auto response from yobiagetoutmyway: DIPPIN OUT
CHick2g: yeah u got dip out dipshit and go fuck ur idol big bird weirdo
yobiagetoutmyway: learn to spell
yobiagetoutmyway: its idel
CHick2g: IT'S IDOL U FUCKIN MORON
yobiagetoutmyway: im not purple
CHick2g: when did i ever say u were purple
yobiagetoutmyway: moron
CHick2g: no i didn't say MAROON. i said MORON as in IDIOT
yobiagetoutmyway: ok smartypants
CHick2g: ok weirdopants
yobiagetoutmyway: you are the wierdo
yobiagetoutmyway: blue
CHick2g: me? yep i just tell everyone big bird is my "idel" and yell out random colors
yobiagetoutmyway: YELLOW
yobiagetoutmyway: crap
yobiagetoutmyway: i mean
yobiagetoutmyway: YELLOW
CHick2g: so have u ever seen a therapist
yobiagetoutmyway: yeah leaving your house
CHick2g: what in the hell are you talking about
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a n T 451: ok normally i would like that
a n T 451: but since this kid isnt cool
a n T 451: i dont like it
a n T 451: have fun in the sun
a n T 451: no one says that anymore
a n T 451: except kenny chesney
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CHick2g: .......BUT like hes weird bc um when i went to his room it was like sailboats and trains
and oceans and jimmy carter pictures and governmet shit and i was like...WEIRDO
CHick2g: his bed sheets were sailboats
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a n T 451: I CANT WAIT TO SHOW UP AT JAMBO WITH CUTE ASS SHORTS AND A BEATER WUITH MY SOTMACHE NOT HANGING OUT
a n T 451: AND U IN A TANK TOP WITH UR BOOBIES FLYIN OUT
a n T 451: AND DIANE IN A CUTE SKIRT
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CHick2g: ok ok ill read it when i get home
LilChicaReesa: ok
CHick2g: im reading history
LilChicaReesa: ok weirdo
CHick2g: FUCK YOU
CHick2g: HISTORY IS COOL
LilChicaReesa: loser
CHick2g: do not knock history bitch
LilChicaReesa: ok professor loser
CHick2g: WHATEVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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spoonZ1134: what do fish smoke?
spoonZ1134: SEA WEED!
spoonZ1134: oooooooooh snap
spoonZ1134: here til Thursday
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dumb03blonde: chris rock and his phone sex thing
dumb03blonde: where hes like "what kinda panties you got on?" and his g/f is like ..
"umm its like a tweeve lycra blend.." and then shes like...."ok...i'll touch your penis" and hes like
"PENIS?? PENIS? WTF IS PENIS? ITS DICK!!!! DICK!!!!"
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CHick2g: now that i think about it i think his bed was shaped like a boat
CHick2g: WITH SAILBOAT SHEETS
CHick2g: like if bob shaw ever had sailboat sheets on his bed or any kind of sheets whatsoever id be really worried
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a n T 451: SOMEONE TELL KENNY CHESNEY HE AINT A FUCKIN BEACH BALL
a n T 451: OR A HAMMOCK
a n T 451: OR A SEASHELL
CHick2g: HAMOCK OR SEASHELL omgogmoggmomgomgogmogmgomggmgmg hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaaha
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a n T 451: you remember that guy i met at country night? well i guess his name is scott,
but i put him in my cell phone that night as "countrsy" trying to spell out country but i was too drunk,
but thats what i called him because i didnt know his name, hahah and he just fuckin called me
a n T 451: he called and was like whats up angie
a n T 451: and im like exucse me my names not fuckin angie
a n T 451: then i told him what it was
a n T 451: and hes like ok annette, and im like no idiot, ANTOINETTE, just call me ant ok
a n T 451: and he goes
a n T 451: ill call you pissy ants
a n T 451: and im like what? why
a n T 451: and he goes because my brother used to call my uncle tim "pissy ants"
a n T 451: what the fuck is he talking about
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CHick2g: seriously ant has guys ever tried to be all romantic and your like "no stop it" b/c it GROSSES ME OUT...
but for real i would only be able to do that shit if i A. had a boyfriend and B. was in the mood to be gay.
a n T 451: no i know what you mean bout guys tryin to be all romantic and shit, its like what next you gonna
wanna watch titantic u fuckin faggot, like if a guy ever bought me roses i dont know id laugh really really hard or exchange them for a taco
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a n T 451: um did i tell u how one night we were layinthere and hes whispered in my ear "i bet you can fly"...
and i was like thinkin.. yeah fly the fuck right outta that fuckin window to get away from your queer ass
a n T 451: you should have heard him say it, all slow and whispery like we were in the middle of a fuckin danielle steele novel
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a n T 451: you being one of my best friends, how in THE hell did you allow me to date him?
why didnt you inform me i was in love with a complete faggot who thinks hes constantly in a love movie on lifetime, with 6 fuckin sequals
CHick2g: hello i didnt kno about his vast queerness until after the chapter ended
a n T 451: you should have heard him say it, all slow and whispery like we were in the middle of a fuckin danielle steele novel
a n T 451: hindsights a bitch
a n T 451: or in this case, a flaming homosexual
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CHick2g: oh and "tan toes tickling the sand" is that not the gayest lyric u ever heard
a n T 451: EW WHAT
a n T 451: ok that honestly disgusts me
CHick2g: straight guys should never use the word "tickling"
a n T 451: that is gross
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CHick2g: sweet, idaho
a n T 451: ITS "WAY TO GO IDAHO"
CHick2g: sorry for the mix up
CHick2g: and...udaho!!
CHick2g: HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA god im funny lolololol
a n T 451: ok bob
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*SHE IS ONE SICK PUPPY...*
Auto response from a n T 451: JENNY WANTS MY PUSSY, SHE WANTS TO LIICKK IT ,
SHE TOLD ME ONCE I TASTED LIKE STRAWBERRIES ON SUNDAY AFTERNOON,
THAT WAS RIGHT AFTER WE HAD STEAMY HOT LEZZY SEX ON MY BED...:-*IF YOU WANNA SEE THE PICS IM ME;-)
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WJdi07: i went to this slogan maker today online
WJdi07: and i typed in ur name and it goes...just do jenny
WJdi07: i laughed for about an hour
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ChiCk2g: my computer is standing outside the fire.
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a n T 451: I GOT ROSESSSS
a n T 451: ROSESSS....
a n T 451: LUITENANT DANNNNN
a n T 451: ROSES
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*BTW HIS GIRLFRIEND STABBED HIMN THE CHEST WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE*
GibberTheCat: i wish i never met that stupid psycho stabbin bitch
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GibberTheCat: but i wish i had better drugs to take than these ones
GibberTheCat: they don't work too well
CHick2g: what are u taking?
GibberTheCat: darvocet
GibberTheCat: otherewise known as shit
CHick2g: LMAO
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CaptainPaleSac : and i just got fucked over again
satyra37: how?
CaptainPaleSac : cuz someone in maryland won the 110 million lotto that i was supposed to win
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GibberTheCat: ok see i'm funny and i have a good job....no reason you shouldn't suck me off
CHick2g: will u make me laugh and pay me is the question
GibberTheCat: hahaha
GibberTheCat: well i won't make you laugh while you're doin it
GibberTheCat: and i don't know how i feel about payin for that kind of stuff
GibberTheCat: cause then i would just feel bad after
CHick2g: well how about 3 beers?
CHick2g: even tho its worth like a case but w/e
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spoonZ1134: some girl I knew had a guy shit on her
spoonZ1134: I kid you not
CHick2g: WHATTTTTTT!!
spoonZ1134: I know
spoonZ1134: and it wasnt me
CHick2g: WASNT ME LNAMOAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA
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*MY AWAY MESSAGE*
i'm sick:-[a redneck's remedy:
suconarednec: go drink beer
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GibberTheCat: that mean you couldn't give me head cause i'm GIBB?
GibberTheCat: i really think you owe it to me
CHick2g: i owe it to u huh
GibberTheCat: yes
GibberTheCat: since i got stabbed and all
CHick2g: well i didnt stab u
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CHick2g: *talking sexually graphic material not for childrens eyes*
GibberTheCat: ok you need to stop talkin like that cause i'm gonna end up with a pencil full of lead and have noone to write to
CHick2g: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HAHAHAHA that was fuckin hilarious
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CHick2g: jeff im sorry about ur dui i still love u and so do my boobs
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DanTheTank74: yea i think u mighta ruined my life
DanTheTank74: i got this concern
DanTheTank74: i had this g.f
CHick2g: what????
DanTheTank74: and everytime she gave me head i coudlnt get off cus u were to damn good
DanTheTank74: so im thinkin the rest of my life is ruined
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DanTheTank74: u goin to school at all?
CHick2g: not yet i wanna go to athens
DanTheTank74: as in greece?
CHick2g: as in ohio univeristy athens u know where ppl get stabbed and blow up cars on halloween
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DanTheTank74: well i got miss michigan
CHick2g: whos that
DanTheTank74: my hand
CHick2g: oh
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DanTheTank74: and im most definately glad u have femine features
DanTheTank74: otherwise i might worry about myself
DanTheTank74: yea then id feel really bad for stating how i wanna stick it in you, cus if u had a penis,
the head better have one big hole, or we got a sword fightin problem
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livingtearsgone: when i was little i could tell my parents didn't like me. my bath toys were a toaster and a radio
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uniqelyawesome: some girl flashed me the other day but i had to close the window because too many popups appeared
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Mckey695: bio is ass-raping me in a new light
Mckey695: its like it has elephantitis
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uh oh ikie: why does snoop dogg use an umbrella?
uh oh ikie: fo drizzle
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a n T 451: why do u attract the wierdest guys
CHick2g: GOOD QUESTION
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CHick2g: who says "DO IT" omg is he NIKE?!
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*TALKING ABOUT HOW I GOT DRUNK AT HIS HOUSE*
RsnBag: you didnt say much though you just keep hitting me
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a n T 451: i didnt want u to be that out of work druggy on mtv who worked at a strip club had big boobs
CHick2g: why must we bring her up
a n T 451: lmao
a n T 451: lolololol
CHick2g: dude she was cool
a n T 451: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
CHick2g: yeah she needed a tan
CHick2g: at least i have pigment
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CHick2g: ...brad pitt is a really good actor
CHick2g: he has a small penis
a n T 451: he does?
a n T 451: i bet he does
a n T 451: it doesnt suprise me
CHick2g: yeah i saw it
a n T 451: where did u see brad pitts dangalang
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a n T 451: u kno who else i refuse to watch a movie in
a n T 451: julia stiles
a n T 451: i fuckin HATE HER
a n T 451: SO MUCH
a n T 451: I HATE HER
a n T 451: SHES SO UGLY AND I HATE HER
a n T 451: fuckin ugly ass bitch
a n T 451: i hate u
a n T 451: u have no idea
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CHick2g: he looks like orlando there
LilChicaReesa: jenny that is orlando!!
CHick2g: whatever i knew that
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a n T 451: ok
a n T 451: should i get crazy and take 4 advil
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a n T 451: i don't feel like going out
a n T 451: alls i want is a chocolate brownie explosion from DQ
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CHick2g: your salsa makes me wanna take off my underpants
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CHick2g: MOTHER FUCKER fuckin god dammit
a n T 451: what happened
a n T 451: did ur vibrator run out on batteries
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a n T 451: do you think kid rock thinks about me
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*AARON IS HIGH...*
CHick2g: hold on i'm watching william hung
jONEsyBOy 03: the bag
jONEsyBOy 03: is loud
jONEsyBOy 03: ohg
jONEsyBOy 03: i wish my last name was hung more than anyhthing int he world
jONEsyBOy 03: aaron hung
jONEsyBOy 03: omg
jONEsyBOy 03: and my middle name could be...
jONEsyBOy 03: it's a really weird middle name
jONEsyBOy 03: but i COULD be
jONEsyBOy 03: is!
jONEsyBOy 03: and my name would be
jONEsyBOy 03: aaron is hung
jONEsyBOy 03: haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa
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jONEsyBOy 03: i love anorexic peole
jONEsyBOy 03: they crackk me right up
jONEsyBOy 03: i want one
jONEsyBOy 03: and just tell them
jONEsyBOy 03: god you're fat
jONEsyBOy 03: go lose some weight
jONEsyBOy 03: omg wait
jONEsyBOy 03: no
jONEsyBOy 03: i have an idea
jONEsyBOy 03: remember those tamagachi things
jONEsyBOy 03: like giga pets and stuff
jONEsyBOy 03: it'll be like that
jONEsyBOy 03: and everyone gets an annorexic girll
jONEsyBOy 03: and they have to try to keep her alive
jONEsyBOy 03: by feeding her and taking care of her and stuff
jONEsyBOy 03: jenny, i'm so fucking high right now
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nascarphil129: bitch slap her and say hey hoe, shut the fuck up, i'm going to michigan
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"antoinette called me every name in the book but white!" - dahlia stanton
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SloppyDRC: i have beef cows
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CHick2g: git err dunn
spoonZ1134: my sister says that
spoonZ1134: git eeer dunn
spoonZ1134: Im like shut up
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spoonZ1134: did you know I was named after my great uncle?
CHick2g: really what was his name
spoonZ1134: um bradley james simmons
CHick2g: i mean like
CHick2g: ok nvm
CHick2g: shit
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suconarednec: ...ur still hott...if i was a dude, i'd def be all over u at a partyhardy
suconarednec: ..but thats me ;-)
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SteveeepooH: goin out with some girl named fayth
CHick2g: is she a fat black girl with crazy hair cuz i used to go to school with her hahahaha
SteveeepooH: BLACK? yea that would fly with my parents
SteveeepooH: i think id fuck a black chick just to piss my dad off
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momthecripple: Your sisters were talking about how unfair it was that you are so pretty. That you have such a beautiful face.
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momthecripple: you were hot in ninth grade
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CHick2g: clay walker is so fuckin hott
a n T 451: yeah he is
a n T 451: hotter than clyde
CHick2g: who is clyde
a n T 451: ur 70s guy hello
CHick2g: HYDE
a n T 451: oh
CHick2g: clyde is sumthin u name ur horse
a n T 451: clydes the old guy i werk with
a n T 451: my bad
CHick2g: nice
CHick2g: OMG CLAY IS ON THE RADIO, wait i just realized, clay aiken ruins that name, DAMMIT
a n T 451: great clay aiken ruined it for all the straight guys out therea
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dumb03blonde: happy 4/20!!!
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momthecripple: Ok Bulah the nigger maid, go get massah some food
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LilChicaReesa: yeah hes aight
LilChicaReesa: EW WAIT
LilChicaReesa: NO
LilChicaReesa: HE LOOKS LIKEA GOPHER IN THE 2ND ONE
LilChicaReesa: TOO CLOSE
LilChicaReesa: u CAN SEE HIS GOPHERNESS
LilChicaReesa: EW
CHick2g: shut up
CHick2g: hes hott tho
LilChicaReesa: omg no
LilChicaReesa: hes not
LilChicaReesa: gopherman
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CHick2g: can we go see bob please
a n T 451: when this weekend?
a n T 451: ya if he's alive
a n T 451: maybe he overdosed from his weed basket
a n T 451: easter*
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CHick2g: sophie i'm gonna go ok
hamhamsophie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hamhamsophie: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hamhamsophie: OK SNIFF SNIFF BY
hamhamsophie: jenny
CHick2g: hey
hamhamsophie: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hamhamsophie: yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
hamhamsophie: your back
CHick2g: im sorry i got to go
hamhamsophie: :'( luv ya by
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GibberTheCat: good luck girls
Auto response from CHick2g: Job InterviewO:-)
Wish me luck!!!:-D
GibberTheCat: ......and jenny
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CHick2g: they should make condoms
CHick2g: for marines
CHick2g: that say
CHick2g: "courtesy of the red white and blue"
CHick2g: wouldnt that be sweet
CHick2g: im so smart
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CHick2g: why the hell is ur icon a menorah
SteveeepooH: i turned jewish
CHick2g: when did this happen
SteveeepooH: that one day
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"i kinda messed up....because i tried to make out with her foreign exchange student that was living in her house." holy shit thats funny
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GibberTheCat: i was just thinkin about the time we drank with you
GibberTheCat: and i had to drive home
GibberTheCat: and then me and jeff both puked in his room
GibberTheCat: cause we were REALLY drunk
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GibberTheCat: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm head
GibberTheCat: w
GibberTheCat: h
GibberTheCat: a
GibberTheCat: t
GibberTheCat: t
GibberTheCat: h
GibberTheCat: e
GibberTheCat: f
GibberTheCat: u
GibberTheCat: c
GibberTheCat: k
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"i almost hit some amish people" - me
"just hit and run" - marisa
"yeah, not like they have phones
or anything to call the cops" - me
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a n T 451: by the way
a n T 451: could u please not poke me when ur high
CHick2g: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
CHick2g: oh shit thats funny
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CHick2g: i had so much fun just drivin on country roads and thank god i wasnt drivin...
the time chris was driving i had fun...but when bob was i was shitting my pants at every little movemnt he made
a n T 451: i couldnt chill
a n T 451: because i was too busy lookin at the speedometer
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a n T 451: CHick2g: ant whenever bob just was yelling and being a nutcase i would look at u and be
like 'what the fuck is this crazy son of a bitch talkin about'
a n T 451: i dont know man, like i said he talks and talks and ill jus zone him out, but sometimes
ill chime in for a second and hes saying something completely off the wall
a n T 451: wait thats you
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"No man, don't stop!! We're gonna get trapped in by a FUCKIN' DEMON! I'M FREAKIN' OUT!!!!!!!!!
MAN I'M FREAKIN' OUT!! I AIN'T INTO THIS SPIRITUAL SHIT!! FUCK IT! "- Bob
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*ANT HIGH*
"Shit, was I just singing?" - Ant
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suconarednec: hes like thaat fuckin brit spears song
suconarednec: toxic
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a n T 451: Bob kept sayin "no for real i calmed down alot... im not crazy anymore" *5min later*
.. "oh hey theres that abandoned house i vandalized last night"
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a n T 451: ummm
a n T 451: my computer is being really slow tonight
CHick2g: standing outside the fire huh?
a n T 451: um what
CHick2g: ur computer musta made out with mine
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CHick2g: hey my lil brownie butt
a n T 451: ok
a n T 451: my computer is fuckin reatrded
a n T 451: and im pissed
CHick2g: hmm tell me about it, does it have pop up mesages that say "shutting down in 40 seconds"
a n T 451: no
CHick2g: hmm yeah
CHick2g: mines cool like that
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CHick2g: u know what sucks
CHick2g: so u know what sucks
CHick2g: am i high and you're ignoring me again
CHick2g: ok bitch
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CHick2g: you know what sucks
a n T 451: what
CHick2g: that QUEERGUY is haunting your ass for all eternity!!!!!!! HAHAHHAAHHAA
a n T 451: what are you on
CHick2g: cheezZZ burgers
a n T 451: stop it
CHick2g: u kno what else sucks
a n T 451: what
CHick2g: antoinette stanton
CHick2g: HAHAHAH BURRRRRRRNNNNNNN
a n T 451: quit talking to me
CHick2g: make me ;-)
a n T 451: ur annoying
CHick2g: newsflash ur a bitch
CHick2g: w/e w/e w/e ur a daddy long leg
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CHick2g: ok he plays that cowboy card way too much
a n T 451: .hes. not. a. cowboy.
CHick2g: i bet he listens to rascall fags
a n T 451: yeah did i tell you how this boy at this party at dianes college was wearin a
cowboy hat so i asked him if he was a real cowboy or a poser and he goes im a real cowboy
and i go whos ur fav ? and he goes...."rascall flats" and thats when i walked away
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a n T 451: WHILE CATPISS BREATH WAS TRYIN TO GET FRESH WITH ME
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CHick2g: yeah i dont think so either, but i just wanna make him capable of it, everyone is capable
of loving someone, anyone is capable of anything...but i just wanna help him along to capablitlity
b/c he doesnt care that much he doenst have anyone, but i gaurantee he likes sleepin with someone,
if he didnt why would he hold me till he falls asleep? everyone likes that. its human nature....
i'm sure bob likes it too.....except his sign of that is stickin his fingers in my mouth then falling asleep,
whatever bobs an alien
CHick2g: he smoked away his human nature
CHick2g: a long long time ago
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a n T 451: www.yahoo.com
a n T 451: hello wut r u doin
CHick2g: why do u send me random links like hotmail and yahoo
a n T 451: cuz um its the only way i can get to my internet explorer
CHick2g: oh i was like what a retard
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a n T 451: i hope somehow the bag of empty cheetos that he was chowin down all
day magically, flies up, makes a right, then a left, then lands on his head, suffocating him,
THEN oh shit.. an earthquake happens, right here in the ohio valley, and that bean bag hes
been chillin on all day just falls on top of him, i dont know how but it will, then hell have no
energy to get it off him, and he'll die a pitiful LOSER
CHick2g: what a way to go
CHick2g: "how'd he die?"
CHick2g: "oh the cheetos and bean bag turned on him..."
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CHick2g: ummm how gross is that
JoNeSyBoY 03:
JoNeSyBoY 03: wtf was that
CHick2g: HAHAHAHA
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JoNeSyBoY 03: i was talking to bridgette bozenski, and i was telling her how
i saw my "favorite person in the whole world" at the britney concert
JoNeSyBoY 03: and she goes, "jenny t was there?"
CHick2g: awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
CHick2g: aaron i love u so much i dont kno what i would do w/o u
JoNeSyBoY 03: awww i love you too jenny!!!!!!!1111
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JoNeSyBoY 03: is that a senior picture?
JoNeSyBoY 03: could you imagine him coming up to you
JoNeSyBoY 03: and giving you that picture
JoNeSyBoY 03: i would burn it
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JoNeSyBoY 03: may is national masterbation month, dontcha know
CHick2g: no way
CHick2g: i have to celebrate tonite then
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JoNeSyBoY 03: ok
JoNeSyBoY 03: it's called crest whitening strips
CHick2g: ok 3 words
CHick2g: crest whitening strips
CHick2g: OMG
JoNeSyBoY 03: hahahahhahaa
CHick2g: LMAO
JoNeSyBoY 03: hahaha
CHick2g: jajajajaajahaahahahahaahahaha
JoNeSyBoY 03: hahahahahahhahahahhaa
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JoNeSyBoY 03: well u know i hate history
CHick2g: history is da bomb
CHick2g: get it?
JoNeSyBoY 03: i always get hitler and nixon confused
CHick2g: bombs
CHick2g: ww2
CHick2g: history
CHick2g: lmao im so funny
CHick2g: hahahahahahahahhahahaaa nixon
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akademeks: imma quit
CHick2g: quit drinkin?
akademeks: yes
CHick2g: do u think u can do it?
akademeks: yes
akademeks: after saturday tho
akademeks: cus sat. is a big ass party
akademeks: and i dont plan on waking up till monday
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akademeks: where do you live at again?
CHick2g: ohio
akademeks: i forgot
CHick2g: well its ok i forgot your name remember
akademeks: THATS RIGHT
akademeks: FUCKIN BITCH
CHick2g: ahaahahhaahaahhahaahaaahahaaahahaahaahahahahahahaahahahahahah
ahahahaahhaahahahahahahaa omg gogmogmgogm that was hialrious
akademeks: imma poke your eye with my penis for that shit
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bob 43718: did u have one of those wild crazy nights again
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CHick2g: are u up already?
a n T 451: no i didnt sleep
CHick2g: can u not sleep a wink till u touch my face? lol
a n T 451: yes thats right
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CHick2g: sophie was like "JENNY PLEASE TELL THEM U HAVE TO TAKE VACTAION"
momthecripple: I know she was really upset
momthecripple: I just told her. she's really happy. "This is the greatest news in the world"
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momthecripple: and its because of her big fat gross baby huey disgusting ass
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*ANT'S AWAY MESSAGE*
CHick2g: i have to pay off 1,800 dollars, 400 emergency room bill ,
and start getting a car and making car AND insurance payments and then apartment payments
CHick2g: im never goign to go to college
CHick2g: CMU is billing me 1,800 dollars and i went there for a fuckin month
and it fuckin PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF i wrote them and was like what the fuck
assholes i dont owe u shit and they wrote me back and were like yes u do, now tell
us how your gonna make payments god i am so stressed out
CHick2g: i wont ever have left over money for beer
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CHick2g: night best friend
a n T 451: night boob girl
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WJdi07: i thought u might like this
WJdi07: its charlie from that party
WJdi07: WJdi07: what did everyone think of jenny
cleggy44: they loved her
cleggy44: their still talking about her
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spoonZ1134: SOMEOME ate my chef boyardee
spoonZ1134: and Im pissed
spoonZ1134: ok it doesnt just get up and walk away
spoonZ1134: and I cant find it
spoonZ1134: but SOMEONE ate it
spoonZ1134: I bet it was christ
spoonZ1134: *Chris
CHick2g: christ really
spoonZ1134: just because he's like that
CHick2g: that is one hungry jesus
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"someone told me i looked like shreks girlfriend in the movie" - me
"i don't think you do; you're not even green" - aaron jones
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"i think shania twain is hott even though she's like...80" - aaron
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"let me get my pictures, they are on my phone. i have to put them on the computer somehow.
hmm where's my phone? (as i'm talking to him ON HIS CELL PHONE)...oh..wait." - aaron
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"omg mr. bojangles you are getting a spanking." - aaron
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a n T 451: hows a thug like you gonna admit to that
Squatch 112: shit, i could NEVER be a thug......
Squatch 112: .....they don't dress this well
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CHick2g: eeeeewwww
CHick2g: an irqai tried to make out with you
a n T 451: im like go jump the fence
CHick2g: yeah or the sand dune
a n T 451: LMAOAHHAHAHAAHAH
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a n T 451: he is SO fukin HOT and adorable
a n T 451: but hes a tool
CHick2g: hes a nice boy aka tool
a n T 451: LMAO
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a n T 451: so when u gotta gf, u actually like give 2 shits?
Squatch 112: please, i love bitches
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CHick2g: ant how many tools do you have to date before you realize you're not a shed
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MeOnAdiFFSn: right here, sorry my stalker imed me
a n T 451: which one
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a n T 451: will u IM chick2g
a n T 451: and tell me if she answers u
Billy Gunns24: shes talkin to me now
Billy Gunns24: what do i do
Billy Gunns24: help
Billy Gunns24: ant!!!
Billy Gunns24: im scared
Billy Gunns24: she asked who i am
CHick2g: that is fuckin hialrious lololol
a n T 451: LMAOAGAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAa
a n T 451: SO FUnnY
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Billy Gunns24: well my first name is billy, gunns isnt my last name
Billy Gunns24: im a friend of one of your friends
CHick2g: are u one of my stalkers on a diff name, if so, please depart
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Billy Gunns24: haha you have stalkers, that must be hell
CHick2g: yep 3 of them, im flypaper for weirdos
Billy Gunns24: well if youre flypaper, the old old kind atleast, the sticky stuff is toxic and can kill a person
Billy Gunns24: i learned that on a tv show the other night
CHick2g: thank you, mr. fun facts
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CHick2g: this guy has tool tattooed all over him
a n T 451: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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a n T 451: O M G
a n T 451: YOU ARE
a n T 451: THE FUNNIEST
a n T 451: PERSON
a n T 451: I EVER
a n T 451: MET
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a n T 451: Billy Gunns24: ok this chick2g is cracked out, shes too much
Billy Gunns24: i cant keep up with her
CHick2g: HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHA omg funny...
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a n T 451: LMAOAHHHHgfgg
a n T 451: u are a fuckin trip
a n T 451: to the moon and back
a n T 451: a million times
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a n T 451: justs penis fuckers
a n T 451: i mean
a n T 451: ass fuckers
a n T 451: meaning gay men
CHick2g: yeah ant i got it
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*This is just too funny*
Billy Gunns24: hey
CHick2g: hey whos this
Billy Gunns24: billy
CHick2g: billy....who?
Billy Gunns24: gunns
CHick2g: is that your real name
Billy Gunns24: well my first name is billy, gunns isnt my last name
Billy Gunns24: im a friend of one of your friends
CHick2g: are u one of my stalkers ona diff name, if so, please depart
Billy Gunns24: haha you have stalkers, that must be hell
Billy Gunns24: no im a friend of ant's
CHick2g: yep 3 of them, im flypaper for weirdos
CHick2g: i had a goat named billy
Billy Gunns24: well if youre flypaper, the old old kind atleast, the sticky stuff is toxic and can kill a person
Billy Gunns24: i learned that on a tv show the other night
CHick2g: thank you, mr. fun facts
Billy Gunns24: yeah my grandma has a goat on her horse farm
Billy Gunns24: yeah im full of random stuff like that, its fun
Billy Gunns24: so why do you attract weirdos?
CHick2g: me too we should get married, they call me fun facts as well......hmmmmm i don't kno i wish i knew
Billy Gunns24: so we could be Mr and Mrs Fun Facts
CHick2g: thats perfect
Billy Gunns24: oh i got one better
Billy Gunns24: I can be Fun and you can be Facts
Billy Gunns24: or the other way around if youd like it
CHick2g: then we can tell each other fun facts while we fuck
Billy Gunns24: damn, thats not a bad idea either
CHick2g: so is billy ur real name
Billy Gunns24: yea
CHick2g: so cute!!!!!! reminds me of my goat
Billy Gunns24: that cant be a good thing for me, especially if iw ere going to try to go on a date with you or something
Billy Gunns24: id hate to try to be serious and sweet with ya and you are just picturin you goat
Billy Gunns24: but then again if you were being serious with me id picture you as a giant piece of flypaper
Billy Gunns24: so it works out either way i guess
CHick2g: nice...we'd belong in a barn
Billy Gunns24: ha i can attract the flys for you to catch
Billy Gunns24: nice
CHick2g: sounds like a plan, wanna fuck
Billy Gunns24: and we can make lil flypapers and goats!
Billy Gunns24: sounds like a plan, when do ya want to meet?
CHick2g: for me to know and u to find out ;-)
Billy Gunns24: well for me to find out you gotta tell me
Billy Gunns24: or our plan wont work
CHick2g: are u trying to get laid now? because i have a penis thats 4 feet long and i like
it in the ass my name is actually Jenman. cuz im a man
Billy Gunns24: a 4 foot penis, damn thats gotta be the longest in the world
CHick2g: i kno, they call me guiness
Billy Gunns24: and jenman, interesting name, what ethnicity are you, not sure which one would name their kidthat
Billy Gunns24: guiness, now damn it is it guiness or jenman
CHick2g: ok too many questions, my brain will explode
Billy Gunns24: the blonde gettin to ya huh?
CHick2g: MAYBE IT WAS THE GLUE I JUST SNIFFED BC IM CRACKED OUT
Billy Gunns24: lol it could be cracky, ya know i work in a glue factory so if sniffin glue is your
thing i can get you some super strong shit
CHick2g: do u seriosuly work in a glue factory? do they kill horses for that i heard they do
Billy Gunns24: they used to back in the day, they dont anymore.....yes i work in one
Billy Gunns24: they use a bunch of chemicals and shit now
CHick2g: astonishing
Billy Gunns24: yeah pretty neat huh
CHick2g: neat-o
Billy Gunns24: astonishing is a big word for someone as cracked out as you
CHick2g: so whats ur fav pie
Billy Gunns24: ive never ate a piece of pie in my life
CHick2g: ok if u call me cracke dout one more time you judgemental billy goat i will eat your soul
Billy Gunns24: thats going to give me night mares
CHick2g: i dont give nightmare you deranged goat, i am one
Billy Gunns24: youre scaring me
Billy Gunns24: i need my teddy
CHick2g: i told you
Billy Gunns24: but you said one more time, i havent done it since then
CHick2g: u better get that bear before he eats all ur honey for ur nuggets
Billy Gunns24: he wouldnt do that, hes my teddy
Billy Gunns24: ive had him since i was a lil boy, hes always been my friends
CHick2g: ok christopher robin.......i dont have teddies i have cows
Billy Gunns24: i have 2 dogs and some cats, a rabbit too
Billy Gunns24: i used to have a pirahna but he died 2 weeks ago
Billy Gunns24: it made me sad
CHick2g: i have cows, chicken, 2 rabbits, 2 dogs, 5 cats and a sheep and a horse and an elehpant named charlie
CHick2g: did he eat himself i bet he did piranahaa eat fish and hes a fish so i bet he gobbled hismelf right up
Billy Gunns24: damn an elephant! is it an african or european one?
CHick2g: i dont kno it has a trout
Billy Gunns24: no he was a dumb fish, he always got stuck under the pump in the tank, one night i c
ame home from work and i got him unstuck and he was deaded, just floated to the top
CHick2g: HAHAHAAHAHAAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA fuckin funniest thing i ever heard
Billy Gunns24: african elephants are neat because their ears are shaped like africa, you didnt learn
that in elem school when you went on field trips to the zoo
Billy Gunns24: dont laugh, he was my buddy, his name was Manny....i miss hiom
CHick2g: wow there you go with fun facts again... dude was he a goalie for the detroit red wings? MANNY LEGACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Billy Gunns24: who the fuck is manny legace!?
CHick2g: detroit red wings goalie..duh. u knew him he was ur fishy fishy
CHick2g: do u like boo boo kitty?
Billy Gunns24: but he was so small, how could he fit into the big goalie gear and block 100 mph pucks comin at hime?
CHick2g: good question.
Billy Gunns24: did he eat some super food when i wasnt looking to get bigger and then go play hockey?
CHick2g: send me a picture of urself
Billy Gunns24: maybe we should call and have the Unsolve Mysteries show investigate
CHick2g: i bet he did and grew wings and flew to detroit
CHick2g: GOOD IDEA DICK TRACY
CHick2g: i love dicck
Billy Gunns24: i love pussy
CHick2g: we should hook up ;-)
CHick2g: can u see me
Billy Gunns24: nope, should i?
CHick2g: btw i was messin with u with all that shit i said before i was being weird to entertain myself
Billy Gunns24: so you dont think of me as a goat
Billy Gunns24: thank god
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this was in my info: men are fire; but do i let it burn my hand?
Squatch 112: women are bitches; but do i slap the fuck outta them?
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a n T 451: oh i see
CHick2g: what are u gettin the tool flu?
a n T 451: LMAO
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Asian man @ Taco Bell at 3am: "Hi. Just so you know we out of straws,
napkins, hot sauce, mild sauce, hard shell tacos, shredded cheese, Pepsi, lids,
nacho chips, cinnamon twists, gorditas, and bean burritos. But we have everyting else."
Aaron: "Everything else? Um... because there fucking IS anything else left"
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CHick2g: i just threw my cd case at the cat bc it wouldnt shut the fuck up and im so pissed b/c i missed
a n T 451: why? was it doin the limbo?
CHick2g: no it was going
CHick2g: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
like a fuckin siren, and since when do cats do the limbo jackass?
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CHick2g: seriosuly that girl needs a parrot to talk too to save us all
a n T 451: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
a n T 451: GOOD ONE
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a n T 451: for you its like...mmm beer monday, 'brewsky tuesday',
wasted wednesday, thirsty thursday, get fucked up friday, and sippin saturday. thats your week
suconarednec: cause even God took a break on sunday
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Yankey CowBoy03: just relaxing on my day off from work
CHick2g: where do u work?
Yankey CowBoy03: a meat market in wyandotte
Yankey CowBoy03: i play with my meat all day
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Yankey CowBoy03: hey i thought about you yestereday!
Yankey CowBoy03: i heard that song, save a horse ride a cowboy
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*Ya think gibber?*
GibberTheCat: i know i called you
GibberTheCat: but i don't remember what i said
GibberTheCat: i think i might have been drunk
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JoNeSyBoY 03: i'm so drunkl right now
JoNeSyBoY 03: i wish you coudl come up here
JoNeSyBoY 03: i wanna come visith
JoNeSyBoY 03: yhou
JoNeSyBoY 03: and i will brign alcohon
JoNeSyBoY 03: i promise
JoNeSyBoY 03: bye bye
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GibberTheCat: jenny you are the funiest person i know
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suconarednec: u woulda been proud, i gave a jap a beer and played 'sweet home alabama' and said it was our national anthem
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ANTS INFO:
"hey jen... just callin to let u know i'm at this bar and they are playin FAT BOTTOM GIRLS MAKE THE ROCK N' ROLL WORLD GO 'ROUND!"
"holy shit i was just dancin around to that song in my underware."
....i need new friends.
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CHick2g: fuck
CHick2g: marissssssssssssaaaaaaa
CHick2g: mya rm shurts like a bitch
CHick2g: do u kno what that means
LilChicaReesa: arm?
LilChicaReesa: what happene?
CHick2g: im drunl
LilChicaReesa: lol
CHick2g: bc everytime i drink my armf uckin hurts
LilChicaReesa: are u having a heart attack?
CHick2g: no
LilChicaReesa: thats happnes too
CHick2g: thts you
CHick2g: ahahahahha
LilChicaReesa: hahhah HEART ATTTACK
LilChicaReesa:
LilChicaReesa: guess who;s butt that is
LilChicaReesa: if u dont know then u are crazy
CHick2g: is that a muffin butt
CHick2g: ahshhdshd
CHick2g: brat pitt
LilChicaReesa: the best ass in the world
LilChicaReesa: mmm hmmm
LilChicaReesa: i was gonn ause it
LilChicaReesa: but its too riskayyyy
LilChicaReesa: lol
CHick2g: his butt lodk like the ,muffin ,an!!!!!!
CHick2g: man!!!!!
CHick2g: its
LilChicaReesa: PERFECY
CHick2g: RISQUE
CHick2g: loalajhhaha
LilChicaReesa: perfect
LilChicaReesa: lol i know
LilChicaReesa: but i say riskKAY
CHick2g: omg
CHick2g: these shots r gonan kil me in 10 mins amrisa
CHick2g: i took 3
CHick2g: im gonanpuke
LilChicaReesa: umm i know
LilChicaReesa: wtf
LilChicaReesa: and u just ate
LilChicaReesa: WHAT AREU THINKNING?>
CHick2g: at elats i kwno what im ;uking
CHick2g: hahahahaa
LilChicaReesa: u cant get drunk without other ppl
LilChicaReesa: lol ok
CHick2g: i just did
CHick2g: hahahaahaha
CHick2g: scre
CHick2g: soxre
CHick2g: omg
CHick2g: SXCORE
CHick2g: mg
CHick2g: im gonanp[uke now
CHick2g: just kiddng
CHick2g: i ahd to bur[
CHick2g: burp
LilChicaReesa: umm
LilChicaReesa: wtf
LilChicaReesa: sxore?
CHick2g: yes
CHick2g: like'
CHick2g: he csocresssssssssssss
LilChicaReesa: who scoreds?
LilChicaReesa: hey jenny
LilChicaReesa: what is a sexy color?
LilChicaReesa: i need to know
CHick2g: pink is so cscye esp on my udnerwear
LilChicaReesa: ok
LilChicaReesa: pink it is
LilChicaReesa: mm ok here it is
CHick2g: okf sho me
LilChicaReesa:
CHick2g: WOAHDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD TAHST SOF CU,MIN COOl!!!!!!!!
CHick2g: it hte bets one
CHick2g: ims vcian it
CHick2g: savcign
LilChicaReesa: ok
LilChicaReesa: im glad u like it
LilChicaReesa: does the quote make sense?
LilChicaReesa: WOAHDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD TAHST SOF CU,MIN COOl!!!!!!!!
LilChicaReesa: jenny what does that saY?
CHick2g: yhyes hahah omg marisads u had to eb her eirg
LilChicaReesa: huh???????????>
LilChicaReesa: jenny
LilChicaReesa: are u there?
LilChicaReesa: are u puking?
LilChicaReesa: are u passed out?
LilChicaReesa: did u hit your head?
LilChicaReesa: heloo
LilChicaReesa: jenny im worried
CHick2g: dim here im her edagw it sok ewverythiok
LilChicaReesa: ok
LilChicaReesa: good
LilChicaReesa: please try to type more clearlly
LilChicaReesa: hey and u can put that one up on your site too ok ?
CHick2g: i am dduhhhhhhhhhhhh is vae thsts hity
CHick2g: savwed
CHick2g: omg ims rry dont yell at me
LilChicaReesa: im not yelling
LilChicaReesa: not telling
CHick2g: 0ok imnhar eu?
LilChicaReesa: umm hello
LilChicaReesa: are u there?
LilChicaReesa: please stop the drunkneness
LilChicaReesa: ok jenny well im goin to bed im tireddd
LilChicaReesa: im goona go read my harry potter book cuz im a geeeeekkk
LilChicaReesa: GOOD NIGHT JENNY
LilChicaReesa: I HOPE U DONT CHOKE ON YOUR OWN VOMIT.
LilChicaReesa: so be careful no one is there to help you out of the toliet when u are done making all those labor pain sounds and puking your food up
LilChicaReesa: good night
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a n T 451: i love it when u call me big poppa
CHick2g: yeah dont say that again
a n T 451: throw ur hands in the AAAirr
a n T 451: if youre a true playaaa
CHick2g: is this sarah
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hamhamsophie: back steet boy ar back
hamhamsophie: do you steel like them
JeNnYAnNe26: i always will :-)
hamhamsophie: i love nick
JeNnYAnNe26: ME TOO!!!!!!
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WJdi07: food is the devil
WJdi07: i did have chocolate cake tonight ahhhhh damn
CHick2g: i did eat a whole roll of cookie dough tho but then i took some diet pills
WJdi07: what kind did u buy
CHick2g: pillsburghy
WJdi07: no the pills
CHick2g: LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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CHick2g: i just wanna make out with him so bad! he is sooooooooooooo good at it.........when he's sober
CHick2g: when he's drunk its like a five year old playing nintendo
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CHick2g: ok tinkerbell could kick his fairy ass anyday
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Dave is Drunk @ work...
Dave: make a big mac snanwitch. i mean snanwitches. shit. snanwitch?
Jim: do you mean SANDWICH, dave?
Dave: yeah snanwitch...fuck i can't say it.
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daMan06: did u say vibrator
CHick2g: i did
daMan06: i love you
daMan06: yeeee
daMan06: hawwwww
CHick2g: do YOU have one
daMan06: no my vibrator broke.. so i just beat off
CHick2g: LOL lmao lmao lmao ur funny
daMan06: dat's cuz i'm the shit or whatever
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daMan06: what turns u on
CHick2g: i like watching anal and i like it when the guy makes sounds pretty much
daMan06: i definitely love you
CHick2g: and girl on girl stuff turns me on too for some reason
CHick2g: i just like sounds
daMan06: will u marry me
daMan06: i'm in love
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CHick2g: YOU do NOT EVEN WANNA HEAR WHAT THE FUCK HE SAID 2 THAT it is the most tooleriffic thing EVER
a n T 451: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHALMASLDHSahfsdjhasdfh'dfsadfdfjkhsadfjhadf
a n T 451: WHAT DID HE SAY
CHick2g: *STUPIDEST THING EVER BUT DISCLOSED FOR THE SAKE OF HIS REPUTATION*
a n T 451: wow
CHick2g: like, so, seriously now.
a n T 451: this is a new bread of toolality
a n T 451: LMAO
CHick2g: this is out of this world shit....
a n T 451: LMAO AHAHAHA
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CHick2g: my plan: be as weird as possible so he never ims me again
CHick2g: now let me follow thru
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Auto response from CHick2g: yrpe s im HWTA I LIKE TO call 3 dhseet 2 the wind right no bc of fuckint
qwueila i ema tequikla and i am so horrsny to i hoe josh calles me ubut im going to make
some durnk phone calsl or pass out or take some more shoits until i barf cuzbs this nite
woudlnt be a godo one if id idnt puke ahahahhahaahahan ok im out byes see yoiu thnaks
u groeghr throgodod bc i dirnk aloen too sod oes jodie and i lover her my rednekvc woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Kgha
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madmountie73: have fun a-cup
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BigGameBenny84: man, i went to the Wheat and Rye for lunch today with my co workers
BigGameBenny84: there was this hot waitress there
TheKose: cool
TheKose: and.....
BigGameBenny84: she was there and waited on us
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CHick2g: i mite be gettin skynryd tix :-)
Yankey CowBoy03: hell yeah
Yankey CowBoy03: southern maan rocks my goddam world
CHick2g: neil young?
Yankey CowBoy03: no, skynard
CHick2g: ooooh neil young sings "southern man"... and in "sweet home alabama"
they say "southern man dont need you round anyhow" i think they were dissin neil young
Yankey CowBoy03: he does some southern maan one, may not be the exact name
CHick2g: simple man
Yankey CowBoy03: yeaah
Yankey CowBoy03: thats it
Yankey CowBoy03: i knew it was some maan
Yankey CowBoy03: <------ simple minded see
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Yankey CowBoy03: i rented this pimp ass cowboy western video game
CHick2g: u said pimp and cowboy in the same sentence thats illegal man
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CHick2g: DaNaBabiE45: there's nothing worse than when the person who's fucking you passes out after 5 minutes
CHick2g: i miss bob
a n T 451: LMAO
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CHick2g: BobbyPeru4: mother nature is calling me
a n T 451: so is the faggot fairy, he wants his asshole back
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douchebag cop: have the girls your with been drinkin?
kurt: yeah ...
douchebag cop: who bought it for them?
kurt: guys at the bar, it happens all the time
douchebag cop: have YOU been drinkin?
kurt: no because i have a penis and noone will buy me drinks.
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CHick2g: i gotta pee
Yankey CowBoy03: shit
CHick2g: i said pee
Yankey CowBoy03: dont let me stop ya
CHick2g: not shit
CHick2g: i gotta drizzzle
CHick2g: brb
CHick2g: DONT FUCKIN X ME
Yankey CowBoy03: ok nizzle
CHick2g: ur a nigger
Yankey CowBoy03: your the one izzling everything
Auto response from CHick2g: johns a nigger
CHick2g: im back
Yankey CowBoy03: whats that jenniquia
CHick2g: LMAO
CHick2g: LAMO
CHick2g: omg
CHick2g: fuckin
CHick2g: FUNNY
CHick2g: dawg
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Yankey CowBoy03: hows that for a pick up line, how about i eat some of your bean burrito
CHick2g: not so much
CHick2g: id be like
CHick2g: i have the taco
CHick2g: u have the burrito
CHick2g: lets make a gordita
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*AFTER ANT TELLS ME I DON'T WATCH SPORTS*
CHick2g: what up
CHick2g: and for the record i do watch hockey which is a sport
CHick2g: and for reference it is GAME 7 OF THE STANLEY CUP FINALS BETWEEN TAMPA BAY
LIGHTINING AND THE CALGARY FLAMES AND NIKOLAI KHABAULIN IS KICKIN ASS
CHick2g: it's the fuckin 3rd period and only 1 minute left with tamp leading 2 -1 and
we're on a power play, and if you didn't know a power play is when a player gets a penalty and goes to the
penalty box and there is a power play so one team has less players on the ice giving the opposing team the advantage to score a goal
CHick2g: and tampa is on the power play, so calgary is FUCKED
CHick2g: 40 SECONDS
CHick2g: PENALTY ON TAMPA BAY TRIPPING WITH 22 SECONDS LEFT
CHick2g: NOW IT'S A 4 ON 4 WITH 22 SECONDS TO GO
CHick2g: TAMP BAY WON THEIR FIRST STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
CHick2g: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHick2g: I TOLD U NIKOLAI WOULDNT LET THAT PUCK IN THE CREASE NO SIR!
CHick2g: mmmmm and so you know, during the playoffs all players of all teams in the
playoffs grow beards...and omg they all look sooooooooo hott and hairy
CHick2g: AND for a little lesson, the crease is the blue area in the goal area
(where the net is and the goalie) and if a player is in the crease BEFORE THE PUCK...and he scores,
it doesn't count. but if the puck is in before the player and he scores it counts
CHick2g: now its the stanley cup!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ummm i've TOUCHED IT BEFORE thats RIGHT
CHick2g: i've touched the holy grail
a n T 451: i have no idea what you are talking about
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CHick2g: OMG TURN ON ABC
spoonZ1134: I cant reach the remote
CHick2g: omg u fat ass
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CHick2g: i want some beeer
madmountie73: what do you drink?
CHick2g: beer
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CHick2g: well he was like i think it would be funny if all religions were all wrong like there
would be a crazy retarded guy walking down the street going "heavens a choclate train
with a monkey in a pinstripe suit that farts lollipops" and then we'd die and heaven really
is a choslate train with a chimp farting lollipops *FARTS* here's a lollipop welcome to heaven
CHick2g: omg fuckin FUNNY
CHick2g: it was soooo funny bc the guy kept farting and then pretending to pull a lollipop from his butt
and conan's like "ok we can beep out stuff u say, BUT NOT THAT SO STOP IT"
a n T 451: LMAOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaahahahaahahahaHAAHHAHAHAHAah
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*COORS LIGHT COMMERICAL*
"I have dated a girl for her brains."
"Big"
"Huge"
"Brains"
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a n T 451: dont leave me
CHick2g: I wanna fuck you
a n T 451: leave
CHick2g: antoinette
a n T 451: u can leave now
CHick2g: you turn me on tho
CHick2g: ;-)
a n T 451: go away
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a n T 451: r u sure its capital
a n T 451: and not capitol
CHick2g: capital is in reference to letters like in proper nouns,
capitol refers to Washington DC as in the capitol building
a n T 451: ok thanks funfacts
CHick2g: anytime conjuction function
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a n T 451: I just cant take when hes drunk
CHick2g: I FUCKIN HATE WHEN HE'S DRUNK
CHick2g: hes fuckin stupid
CHick2g: loud and annoying
a n T 451: he gets a lil TOO MUCH INTO MY PERSONAL SPACE
CHick2g: and he can't perform in bed
CHick2g: pisses me off
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CHick2g: i think i had a sexual dream about shrek last nite
CHick2g: is that possible
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spoonZ1134: dude did you know that ray charles died
CHick2g: from being blind?
spoonZ1134: no you fuckin retard
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a n T 451: umm
CHick2g: umm
a n T 451: so i have a hickey on my neck the size of texas
CHick2g: so me too
CHick2g: except on my boob
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LiLGuLLa03: hey tiz...what would u do if i wore my hair in pigtails next time we went out?
a n T 451: thats the thing
a n T 451: we wouldnt be goin out
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a n T 451: sarah
LiLGuLLa03: ant
a n T 451: i have to ask u a serious question
LiLGuLLa03: ask
LiLGuLLa03: am i allergic to beans?
LiLGuLLa03: yes, yes i am
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SARAH'S INFO:
me: is that him?
jenny: WHAT THATS HIM?
ant: ewwwwwwwwwww he looks like a lady!!!
me: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG i dont wanna go i dont wanna go i dont wanna go! EW HE DOES LOOK LIKE A LADY!!! IDONTWANNAGO!
ant: whatever. get the fuck outta the car lesbo.
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LiLGuLLa03: HHAHAHHAHA
Auto response from CHick2g: running for the border;-)
no not antoinette's house. HAHAHAHA.
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CHick2g: i need zoloft
a n T 451: whats that
a n T 451: those happy round ppl?
a n T 451: that bounce?
CHick2g: THOSE HAPPY ROUND PPL
CHick2g: HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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jayson161deluxe: cleveland rocks
CHick2g: drew carey?
jayson161deluxe: yeah
jayson161deluxe: thats what i was talking about
CHick2g: hahhaha
CHick2g: really
jayson161deluxe: no not really
CHick2g: oh dammit
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Oxidizer360: i was so fucked up these kids came and called us all fags about 50 of us then took off........
well they came back n got off the fourwheeler to come get a beer so jim murrey beat the one kids ass
and i shit all over the fourwheeler i was so fkd up
CHick2g: okay wait
CHick2g: u took a shit on their four wheeler?
Oxidizer360: yea
CHick2g: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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CHick2g: i just wanna be like shut the fuck up
longsnapper02: thats why you just gotta be like suck my fat tits
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longsnapper02: just think about kittens running into walls
longsnapper02: and then looking around to see if anyone fuckin saw
longsnapper02: im always like shit yeah you little pussy
longsnapper02: i fucking saw th whole thing
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CHick2g: u crack me up
longsnapper02: well thank you
longsnapper02: im ingratiated
CHick2g: whatever that means
longsnapper02: in debt for a great act of kindness
CHick2g: ok webster
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longsnapper02: but alot of girls like the 'fuck you bitch you better duck cause this playa might swing on a bitch' mentality
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CHick2g: i can't stop eating
spoonZ1134: well now starve yourself
CHick2g: ok mine names jenny t
CHick2g: i dont starve
spoonZ1134: what are we eating right now?
CHick2g: i just ate a cookie
CHick2g: then i'm on to ben and jerrys
spoonZ1134: STOP EATING
spoonZ1134: I bet you could tie with me on a eating contest
CHick2g: ok enough with the fat jokes
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CHick2g: yeah i was high as fuck
CHick2g: someone said their phone was roaming
CHick2g: and i go hey thats what buffalo do
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a n T 451: and umm
a n T 451: whos that other kid
a n T 451: who likes to eat cans
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CHick2g: I hate when ppl go
CHick2g: "Mk"
CHick2g: Grrr SHUT THE FUCK UP
CHick2g: or
CHick2g: "I see"
CHick2g: no u dont asshole
LiLGuLLa03: HAHAHAHHA
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LiLGuLLa03: yeah and no one should say "mmk" unless their mr vitlip
CHick2g: mr vitlip
CHick2g: i so had a 2 day crush on him
LiLGuLLa03: I USED TO TOO
LiLGuLLa03: hes real sexy for some reason
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CHick2g: i had a huge crush on mr gillis too
CHick2g: his flowy hair
CHick2g: turned me on
LiLGuLLa03: EW MR GILLIS
LiLGuLLa03: hes like almost a perv
CHick2g: mmm he can perv me
LiLGuLLa03: EWWWWWWWWWWWW HAHAHHAHAHHA
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CHick2g: i didnt like mr daly too much
LiLGuLLa03: WHAT
CHick2g: cuz everyone thought he was hot
LiLGuLLa03: HE WAS SO HOT
CHick2g: and i wanted a teacher all my own
CHick2g: so i took the lower road like mr gillis
LiLGuLLa03: and its COACH
CHick2g: OH SORRY
CHick2g: excuse me
LiLGuLLa03: lmao
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CHick2g: do u remeber mr maschue
CHick2g: he looked like a potatoe head
LiLGuLLa03: he looked like the pilsbury doughboy
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CHick2g: umm
CHick2g: sister pat
CHick2g: and her bleached stain jean jumpsuit dress
LiLGuLLa03: with holes in it
LiLGuLLa03: that she wore EVERYDAY
CHick2g: man that nun had BO like bad
LiLGuLLa03: jon curran kept a tab of it on the back of his notebook
CHick2g: i'm like sister pat, seriously, it's not against ur religion to wear deodorant
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MaCkDaDdyLeNo: parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrta!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHick2g: i think u forgot a letter drunk ass
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jessica92321: jeeeeeeeenyyyyyyyyyyyy
jessica92321: i fucknein wassstedddd
jessica92321: mee nad kelly tryied to call u tonight
jessica92321: 'but we dialed the wrong number
jessica92321: an d we were like is htis jenny
jessica92321: and shes like fuck nos this aint jeny
jessica92321: and we were like wha ever bitch all u shad to say was no
jessica92321: fuxking cunt
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jessica92321: and then i had beeeeeeeer
jessica92321: the breakfist of shampions
CHick2g: so sad how i understood what u said
jessica92321: i like to pur it in my cereal in the morning with banannas
jessica92321: i have to workin tomarrow
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jessica92321: haha member shpnish class
jessica92321: with miss spaghetti
jessica92321: she was like
jessica92321: ""eeee veronica eee daniella you are either talking or sleeping"""
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spoonZ1134: just pound it to them
CHick2g: im not that fat that u have to call me a "them"
spoonZ1134: haha
spoonZ1134: lmao
spoonZ1134: that was funny
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Auto response from SftBalSweetie52: it would be terrific if I could breathe right now:-[
CHick2g: dude
CHick2g: get an immune system
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akademeks: id try the chicken fettuchini alfredo everywhere i could
CHick2g: omggggggggggggggggg
CHick2g: with broccli!!
CHick2g: yummy
akademeks: YAH!
akademeks: OMG
akademeks: falksjf;ads
akademeks: YAH!
CHick2g: omg thats the best shit EVER
CHick2g: i want it now
akademeks: HELL YEAH
akademeks: do they have
akademeks: five n dinners over there?
akademeks: they dont add brocolli tho
akademeks: haters
CHick2g: HATERS
CHick2g: hahhahaahahahahaa
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CHick2g: i saw sumthin about the hamptons..isnt that were all the rich snobs live
BUMonABSOLUT: haha yea a lot of them
CHick2g: you'll just have to show them how we valley do
BUMonABSOLUT: i'd get arrested in a second...
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CHick2g: i want a spicy chicken sandwich
JonesyBoy03: okay.. and it's official
JonesyBoy03: i want one now
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CHick2g: this one guy wants me to lick his asshole
CHick2g: i'm like
CHick2g: no, sorry
JoshR52: wtf mate
CHick2g: HAHAHAAH
CHick2g: omg funny
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Voo DooPunker: oh I just realized what your icon said
CHick2g: what the fuck
Voo DooPunker: its only flashing beeer and all
CHick2g: are u stupid
Voo DooPunker: I was like wtf is Boogzer then I looked down n saw beer...n looked again and was like oh budweiser
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"I'm not asking directions from some dude with a beaver!"- Bob
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SteveeepooH: talk normal u fucking geriatric
CHick2g: HAHAHAHHA omgmogmgg
CHick2g: u called me a geriatric
CHick2g: thats the funniest thing i ever heard
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Voo DooPunker: oh god I know what your doing
Voo DooPunker: I just payed it some attention
Voo DooPunker: dildo...porn......horny.....your gunna so go cow tipping...
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Voo DooPunker: shit w/e I can get
Voo DooPunker: as long as it's not butt ugly and has tits and an ass....
Voo DooPunker: and a vagina
Voo DooPunker: she dosent haveto talk much..
CHick2g: so a retarded chick would be cool
Voo DooPunker: I'd feel bad
Voo DooPunker: I couldnt do that
Voo DooPunker: I mean....if I knocked her out first
Voo DooPunker: J/K Thatd be fucked up
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SteveeepooH (2:28:03): are u not the smartest kid around?
SteveeepooH (2:28:11): cuz what u just said didnt make one bit of sense
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CHick2g: i wish i had a bf
CHick2g: that'd be nice
82976ltu: u do
CHick2g: i have one?
82976ltu: u do
CHick2g: no i dont
82976ltu: o
82976ltu: yea u do
CHick2g: who??
82976ltu: me
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CHick2g: i'll call u wayne
spoonZ1134: I'll call you brothers
spoonZ1134: then we can be the wayne brothers
CHick2g: i didn't say wayans
spoonZ1134: ooooh
spoonZ1134: sorry
CHick2g: u retard
CHick2g: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
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CHick2g: I hope im not on my period then
CHick2g: im on it now
Yankey CowBoy03: damn
Yankey CowBoy03: this is just some shtuff
Yankey CowBoy03: does it only last one day?
CHick2g: no
CHick2g: like 5 days
Yankey CowBoy03: how you gunna be over then?
CHick2g: bc i started monday
Yankey CowBoy03: ok
Yankey CowBoy03: ~doing the math~
Yankey CowBoy03: tell it to shut off tommorow
CHick2g: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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CHick2g: i wish i had a dick
CHick2g: i want sumthin to play with
Yankey CowBoy03: its a good life
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"They fuckin drawn their guns on me and threw me on the ground and arrested me
and I was like what the fuck bitch?! I'm on my own fuckin' property, shootin' my own fuckin cows, I was like what the fuck up nigger?" - Jimmy
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"Damn, you're typin' like a speed-DAMN-a-itter." - Ant(High as fuck)
"A speedometer you retard?" - Me
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(TALKIN' ABOUT A 2ND CHANCE ON MY DRIVERS TEST)
Dreamer18e: u got a second chance..thats sweet!
CHick2g: it was the boobs
Dreamer18e: haha!
Dreamer18e: LoL!
Dreamer18e: im def. wearin a skirt!
Dreamer18e: that should do it
CHick2g: if its a guy of course....
CHick2g: or if its like....ellen degeneres
Dreamer18e: HAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SteveeepooH: this song is like steamy butt sex
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CHick2g: el tu pene pequeno?
CHick2g: i dont think i said that right
CHick2g: sumthin like u have a small penis?
akademeks: u said
akademeks: hey you small dick
CHick2g: lmao!!!!
CHick2g: oh shit
CHick2g: thats funny
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CHick2g: we started makin out right
CHick2g: and i feel sumthin in his mouth and i thought one of his teeth fell out
CHick2g: i'm like
CHick2g: uh what is in ur mouth
CHick2g: and hes like my tongue ring
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CHick2g: he was really good at fingering too
CHick2g: he used the shocker=-O
WJdi07: OMG
WJdi07: LOL
WJdi07: UR SO FUNNY
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DLAcHeLLEL25: YEAH RIGHT HE EVER SAID A WORD BOUT MY FOOD INTAKE..ID GRAB HIS MAN BOOBIES AND TWIST EM TILL HE SCREAMED MERCY
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a n T 451: not sure i have to check what times the movies are
a n T 451: do u have the paper
CHick2g: let my pull the times leader out of my ass brb
a n T 451: for real?
CHick2g: NO NOT FOR REAL
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a n T 451: u throw more wiener than oscar
CHick2g: ur like a doorknob everyone gets a doorknob
a n T 451: jenny
a n T 451: u re run
a n T 451: its turn
CHick2g: THATS WHAT I MEANT
CHick2g: dammit
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CHick2g: im gonna get more ass than a toilet
a n T 451: ur sick
CHick2g: hahahahaa
CHick2g: thats funny
a n T 451: more butts than an ashtray
CHick2g: LMAO
CHick2g: HAHAHAHAA
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CHick2g: i think im gonna dl porn
JonesyBoy03: sounds good to me
JonesyBoy03: after going to that strip club.. woah
JonesyBoy03: ***********.... whoooo
JonesyBoy03: wait maybe it wasn't her
JonesyBoy03: i didn't notice an extrememly large forehead so i dunno :-\
CHick2g: HAHAHHAHAAA
JonesyBoy03: wait.. does she have one?
CHick2g: a forehead? i'm sure she does
CHick2g: but didnt ****** have a huge forehead...whore #2
JonesyBoy03: ***** had a huge... ummm... yeah, i think u know where i was going
CHick2g: a huge vagina?
JonesyBoy03: yah
CHick2g: yes, the whole world knows and has been there done that
CHick2g: thats why she always had herpes on her face
JonesyBoy03: i know they were fucking disgusting
JonesyBoy03: she is gross.. honestly.. u just look at her and think she's diseased
CHick2g: u dont just think sh'S diseased u just KNOW she is
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WJdi07: we got lost
WJdi07: we had to back track 40 min back to akron then back home
WJdi07: but its ok bc on the way home we stopped at the lions den and bought a porn
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SftBalSweetie52: LAY OFF THE WEED!!!
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JonesyBoy03: i know.. i'm so fucking smart sometimes
JonesyBoy03: they say weed makes you stupid..ha
JonesyBoy03: i laugh in their faces
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JonesyBoy03: when you're high and in the mood for taco bell... there is no good excuse
JonesyBoy03: i dont care if the building is on fire
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JonesyBoy03: Jenny!?
CHick2g: AARON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHick2g: OMG HEY!!!!11
JonesyBoy03: I LOVE YOU!!!
CHick2g: i love you too!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CHick2g: ugh i hate my aunt
CHick2g: she is makin me do everything
CHick2g: i mean for real
CHick2g: what color is my skin
JoshR52: depends if you want to hail from africa or mexico
CHick2g: HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
CHick2g: omg
CHick2g: that was so funny
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clevelandmos: u high?
CHick2g:not tonight
clevelandmos: drunk?
CHick2g: no
clevelandmos: wtf? who is this really?
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CHick2g: so have u found a job?
JoshR52: nah, I'm waitin maybe another month or so
CHick2g: isnt summer gonna be over by then?
JoshR52: exactly
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Voo DooPunker: drunk?
CHick2g: why do people always im me with that
Voo DooPunker: lmao
CHick2g: geez what am i an alcoholic
Voo DooPunker: well your icon is flashing "Beeerrr"
CHick2g: DON'T STEREOTYPE ME!!!!
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"Isn't he from Iowa?" - Me
"Iowa. POTATOE." - Aaron
"That's Idaho." - Me
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*IN AARONS INFO* LOL
"I fucked that kid by accident." - jenny t
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*WHILE AARON IS ATTEMPTING TO DYE MY HAIR...*
"oops" - aaron
"WHAT?!" - me
"uh nothin." - aaron
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CHick2g: i need ass
CHick2g: like a homless man needs a shower
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JonesyBoy03: are you high or drunk or soemthign
CHick2g: nooo
JonesyBoy03: ar eyou lying
CHick2g: i mean yah
JonesyBoy03: which one?
CHick2g: im a kite
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JonesyBoy03: did u guys smoke in the dumptser again?
CHick2g: omg its calledd the corral
CHick2g: geez when u ssay dumpster i feel like white trash literally
JonesyBoy03: jenny.. you live in ohio
JonesyBoy03: it's ok
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JonesyBoy03: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
JonesyBoy03: question
JonesyBoy03: when did u leave my apt. that mroning
JonesyBoy03: i didn't wake up or anyhthing
CHick2g: hahahahaha like 8 am
CHick2g: i went in to wake u up
CHick2g: and i gooooo
JonesyBoy03: u did?
CHick2g: 'aaronwnere levaing thanks for letting us stay" and u go "mmmmggrrgbabal,leele ..bye"
CHick2g: i was like um ok bye
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CHick2g: you are funny, cute, black, and horny
Voo Doo Punker: "black"
Voo Doo Punker: WHO knew
Voo Doo Punker: Im glad I had someone to tell me
Voo Doo Punker: cause shit
Voo Doo Punker: I was walkin around under the impression I was from south japan..
CHick2g: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
CHick2g: omg
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bob 43718: trying to look at porn whats with the credit card numbers this is bullshit
CHick2g: hahahaaha they are making u pay and shit?
bob 43718: trying to i aint paying to be a pervert
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a n T 451: i tried callin u last night
a n T 451: and u were like
a n T 451: sorry im makin out with someone
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"JENNY! guess what!? i had to go chase cows off our property when i was sick.
because someone's cows were loose and knocked over all daddy's targets! but you know what?
i found TIRE TRACKS at the scene...so i think someone drove there and let the cows there.
i was yelling 'get off my property you free-loading cows!' but you know what jenny?
all those targets are broken and daddy put a lot of hard labor and time into them.
he's gonna find out who's freeloading cows they are and justice will be served."
- My 9 year old sister Sophie...SHE'S NINE!!
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a n T 451: they ask jenny... whyyy do ya drink?
a n T 451: to git some
a n T 451: whyyy do u smoke
a n T 451: to git some
a n T 451: why do u live by those queen lyrics that u heard
a n T 451: if shes down in some honky tonk and some bitch is tryin to give her friction
a n T 451: she says leave me alone, ill steal ur beer, im singing alllll night long
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Yankey CowBoy03: my hot southern woman, how is my goddesss
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Auto response from CHick2g: so lay down...the threat is real
akademeks: wow
akademeks: that doesn't show the emotion in the song
akademeks: u gotta go..
akademeks: SOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAAAAAAAAAAY DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
akademeks: the threat is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaal
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a n T 451: shea jus said
a n T 451: that u have bros in diff area codes
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CHick2g: im listening to this car wash song by christina aguilera
jonesy boy 03: umm
jonesy boy 03: why would you do it
CHick2g: this song
CHick2g: is
CHick2g: fucking
CHick2g: retarded
CHick2g: chritsina should be workign at the car wash
CHick2g: so she can wash her skanky dirty slut ho ass off
jonesy boy 03: i LOVE the part when she's like, you might not ever be rich, but hey, get your car washed today
jonesy boy 03: ummmmmm .... WHAT THE FUCK?
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Email from my baby sister Sophie:yo wahts the 911
just saying hi so hi love you gtg byWhat's the 911. HAHAHA It's 411. Omg...so adorable.
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