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Yankey CowBoy03: walt whitmnan???
Chick2G: oh that's what that says?
Yankey CowBoy03: whos fuckin drunk hillbilly ass talks about walt whitman????
Chick2G: LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
Chick2G: who is walt whitman anyways
Chick2G: isnt that a candy maker?
Yankey CowBoy03: an author
Yankey CowBoy03: lolLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Yankey CowBoy03: hey what you doing tommorow night?
Chick2G: whats tommorow saturday?
Yankey CowBoy03: yeah
Yankey CowBoy03: like later, round 9 or 10
Chick2G: i will most likely be doing jack
Yankey CowBoy03: who's jack?
Yankey CowBoy03: ;-)
Chick2G: jack shit
Chick2G: lolol
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Yankey CowBoy03: too bad my roommate is gunna be here
Chick2G: tell him to go party
Yankey CowBoy03: he dosent
Chick2G: umm who doesnt party?
Chick2G: like...
Chick2G: what do they do then
Yankey CowBoy03: who dosent fuck their girlfriend either
Chick2G: hmmm....what planet is this kid from
Yankey CowBoy03: antisexdrinking planet
Chick2G: send him back there man
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Da Big IzzH: whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
Da Big IzzH: and bite my ass too
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J O N E S yboy03: sarcasm - u know if u drop the s and forget the tail on the a and finish the c - orgasm
^^in my roommates info
J O N E S yboy03: seriously thats fucking retarded
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Chick2G: i wore skirts in school
LilChicaReesa: well yeah
LilChicaReesa: ur right u did
Chick2G: but always with stockings
LilChicaReesa: AND u always wore pantyhose in GYM CLASS
LilChicaReesa: hahah
LilChicaReesa: so funny
LilChicaReesa: ur like ugh i ripped them
LilChicaReesa: and then u wore ur gym socks over it
Chick2G: THEIR STOCKINGS btw
LilChicaReesa: PANTY HOSE
LilChicaReesa: TIGHTS
Chick2G: stockings
LilChicaReesa: not stockings
LilChicaReesa: thats what u hang on the firplace on christmas eve
Chick2G: you're  wrong
LilChicaReesa: no ur wrong
Chick2G: w/e i dont care they are stockings
Chick2G: tights are what peter pan wears and pregannt ppl
Chick2G: panty hose are just wtf
LilChicaReesa: hmm
LilChicaReesa : u must have been misinformed
Chick2G: no
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Chick2G: i love mettallicaaaaaaaaaaa!
Chick2G: wait...they have an s&m dvd?
TamaRock2003: yes
TamaRock2003: released same time as cd
Chick2G: s&m like porn?
TamaRock2003: your dumb
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LilChicaReesa: what happened?
Chick2G: i called my mom
LilChicaReesa: oh
LilChicaReesa: well u could have told me
Chick2G: we were talking?
LilChicaReesa: yes
LilChicaReesa: we were
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LilChicaReesa: oh boy did i interupt u and him from sticking ur vibrator places?
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LilChicaReesa: you can be sure that a fastest way to a man's heart is through his penis_ jenny is that true?
LilChicaReesa: then im all done for
Chick2G: john said thru his stomach too
LilChicaReesa: it is ?
LilChicaReesa: damn
LilChicaReesa : well i guess its over for me
Chick2G: what u cant cook
Chick2G: or blow?
LilChicaReesa: cook
LilChicaReesa: but dont blow or even plan on ever
LilChicaReesa: u know that
LilChicaReesa: its disgusting
Chick2G: john said u better be a damn good cook hahaha
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Chick2G: and usually when u get disconnected it says that u get disconnected and ur aim things pops up with any messages u had
Chick2G: well none of that was up
LilChicaReesa : uh oh
Chick2G: and i think someone broke into my house and took me offline?
LilChicaReesa: ummm i dont think so
Chick2G: i do
LilChicaReesa: who would do that
Chick2G: i dont know but they did
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LilChicaReesa: go pick up some panera
Chick2G: with what? my bicycle?
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Chick2G: when does that movie come out hes in the legend of boo radley?
LilChicaReesa : HUH?
LilChicaReesa: boo radley?
Chick2G : yeah? isnt that what its called?
LilChicaReesa: boo radley?
LilChicaReesa: ned kelly?
LilChicaReesa: HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA a
Chick2G: OOOOOOOOOOH
Chick2G: ned kelly
Chick2G: thats what i meant
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LilChicaReesa : thats unf
LilChicaReesa: umm can i laarn to type?
LilChicaReesa: umm i guess no
LilChicaReesa: t
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LilChicaReesa: nascarphil129 (4:51:21 PM): so i wiped out on my bike on the way to ISS
Chick2G: LKMAOAOAOAOAOAOAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAA
Chick2G: that is funny
LilChicaReesa: poor NASBIKE PHIL
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SftBalSweetie52: must like her personality or something or maybe they have a thing for mustaches
Chick2G: HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAA
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ultharpy: my jeans are tight my hat is black so baby take yours off and get on your back
Chick2G: that is great what is that?
ultharpy: just what i say
ultharpy: i made it up one night
Chick2G: that's poetry
ultharpy: that is poetry
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a n T 451: just explain that it's nothing personal, it's just that he's sexually inadequate,
and his penis is too small to satisfy you...and make sure to have this discussion somewhere
he feels relaxed and comfortable, like in front of all his friends hahahaha
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Chick2G: now im lokin at fat grannies
Chick2G: EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TamaRock2003: what the hell
TamaRock2003: dont tell me that shit
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a n T 451: my mom just goes
a n T 451: "ANTOINETTE"
a n T 451: "WHAT!????????"
a n T 451: "THE ORANGE CAT IS OUT"
a n T 451: ......."IM GOING TO SLEEP"
a n T 451: like ok what was that purpose of that
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Chick2G: ant
Chick2G: do u remember
Chick2G: when amy, reached for her pencil and suspended in mid air in her desk for
2.2 seconds and then fell over and was struggling to get out b/c she was stuck.....omg never laughed so hard in my life
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a n T 451: jentny
a n T 451: im fuckoj drinunk
a n T 451: dont tell anyone
a n T 451: its s aecest
a n T 451: call me
a n T 451: cuz i klove yiou
a n T 451: ok call me
a n T 451: yesssssssssss
a n T 451: opk om gonna gobne druink
a n T 451: call me
a n T 451: but bye
a n T 451: jenyn lokmg
a n T 451: like seerioundly
a n T 451: ppl are looking at me
a n T 451: and thinkin im stupid
a n T 451: but im not
a n T 451: imn nnot jenyn
a n T 451: im just fuvcked up
a n T 451: i mnea its ok
a n T 451: i jst eanted to say ihi
a n T 451: because i klove u
a n T 451: i reakllyl do lpove uyou
a n T 451: so
a n T 451: with that
a n T 451: abe liincokmdn is lieaving
a n T 451: like walkt wnitmamk
a n T 451: jeny my best firnd
a n T 451: i promise
a n T 451: he just said ij ws straing
a n T 451: yes
a n T 451: i just tsaid the gettysbugh adress
a n T 451: and they didnt know it
a n T 451: americans thberesye ede\
a n T 451: ys;''
a n T 451: bye
a n T 451: someont typed for tfor me
a n T 451: io love you
a n T 451: and im sorry
a n T 451: bogodbye
a n T 451 signed off at 1:16:01 AM.
a n T 451 signed on at 1:28:40 AM.
a n T 451: omg im takij song requsrt
a n T 451: and singing them
a n T 451: somneone stopme
a n T 451: and i just thoiught this blude kid was ted
a n T 451: i just sand chingy
a n T 451: omg what u doin nothing chillin at the holidiay niinn
a n T 451: stop me
a n T 451: the dad
a n T 451: ddun dunddund
a n T 451: no man im white
a n T 451: thats why im ur frend
a n T 451: cuz if i was blakc
a n T 451: u souwlnt like me
a n T 451: i havent go tod
a n T 451: by ebye
a n T 451 signed off at 1:31:39 AM.
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spoonZ1134: and while my wife was sleeping Id pull the plug
spoonZ1134: and it would die
spoonZ1134: then I would plug it back in
spoonZ1134: be like "omg hun it died"
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nascarphil129: do you take karate? cuz your body is kickin, lol
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Chick2G: she reminds me of this friend i had in 3rd grade who lived two houses down from me named kayla
......and she would always say  "you can only come and play in my house if you step in that dog poop and
if you don't i'm not your friend" i was like ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what
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momthecripple: She was reading aloud the story of St Catherine of siena and we got to the part where her parents
fired their maid and made her do all the work because she cut off all her hair so she wouldn't have to get married
(she was 12) and sophie turns to me in total seriousness and excalims, "Didn't they have child labor laws back then?"
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momthecripple: sophie kills me....I showed her some worksheets and told her it's for practicing counting
money and she says " how 'bout you come over here and practice scratching my back"
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JeNnY AnNe 26: hey
momthecripple: Jenny?
JeNnY AnNe 26: no, it's santa
momthecripple: SANTA!!!!
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momthecripple: I am so broke I can't even pay attention
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*MY 8 YR OLD SISTER AND HER BOYFRIEND LEGOLAS*
hamhamsophie: i love himso much
hamhamsophie: his a hotti
hamhamsophie: bloom
hamhamsophie: i want to mary him
hamhamsophie: no his not hisgoing to mary me
hamhamsophie: samwise????????????????????
hamhamsophie: oh=-O
hamhamsophie: yep
hamhamsophie: but i prefer legales
hamhamsophie: jenny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
hamhamsophie: by the by
hamhamsophie:  legales is so hot
hamhamsophie: lol
hamhamsophie: hesso hot
hamhamsophie: i lovehim so much
hamhamsophie: :-*
hamhamsophie: hesmin
hamhamsophie: hi legales i love
hamhamsophie: hesher
hamhamsophie: he kisst me:-*
hamhamsophie: hes my boy frend
hamhamsophie: hekiss mea gen
hamhamsophie: :-*
hamhamsophie: heis a goodkissr
hamhamsophie: he jast askt me to mary hem
hamhamsophie: :-*:-*:-*
hamhamsophie: i get to mary him
hamhamsophie: not
hamhamsophie: youme
hamhamsophie: oh legales
hamhamsophie: :-*
hamhamsophie: aaaaam noting
hamhamsophie: :-D
hamhamsophie: leges wont stop kissing me
hamhamsophie: lol
hamhamsophie: leges>:o>:o
hamhamsophie: stop
hamhamsophie: help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hamhamsophie: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
hamhamsophie: yeh but i lovehim
hamhamsophie: :-*
hamhamsophie: he wont us to get maryd to nite
hamhamsophie: i hafto go get maryd
*THE NEXT DAY*
hamhamsophie: yo jen
hamhamsophie: i got maryd to legeles
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SftBalSweetie52: cool beans
ChIcK 2G: who says cool beans besides my sisters meghan
SftBalSweetie52: I aint your sister
ChIcK 2G: what u talkin like me now
SftBalSweetie52: no if I talked like you I would sound stupid
ChIcK 2G: ok that was low
ChIcK 2G: u got low
ChIcK 2G: to the windo
ChIcK 2G: and to the wall
ChIcK 2G: till the sweat dropped down ur balls
SftBalSweetie52: ok kenny
ChIcK 2G: LMAOAJKXFJKSAJDKALAMALMALAMAOAMAOLAMAOALMAOLAMA
ChIcK 2G: AHHAAHAHAA
ChIcK 2G: funny ass shit nigga
SftBalSweetie52: ummm what did you just call me??
SftBalSweetie52: I know you didnt say that
ChIcK 2G: there was no ER
SftBalSweetie52: it doesnt matter you stupid hillbilly racist
ChIcK 2G: shut up you surbanite black power yuppie antagonist
SftBalSweetie52: ooo big words from someone with the IQ of a a stupid ass cow
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SftBalSweetie52: ummm if some toothless redneck says stupid shit oh I will not be scared to jack him in the face
SftBalSweetie52: not like I would mess up his teeth or anything
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jayson161deluxe: hey whats high in the middle and round on both sides?
ChIcK 2G: ohio
ChIcK 2G: psh
jayson161deluxe: oHIo
jayson161deluxe: LOL
ChIcK 2G: didnt think i'd know that one or sumthin?
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Animal00250: wheres ur cuz we need to hook jamie up
a  n  T  451: huh
Animal00250: the one with the tracker that shows her boobs
Animal00250: i gota friend here i think they would hit it off
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"if you were in the valley tommorow, we could go to his dorm and he has 3 roomates and one of them is fat...so....you know." - Ant

"you are this girl on mtv's real life..."i'm a binge drinker" and she worked at strip joint and she just never went to work.....it was you." - Ant
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a  n  T  451: NEVER GET USED TO SOMOENE TREATING YOU LIKE SHIT
a  n  T  451: HED THROW U A CRUMB AND UD THINK IT WAS CHRISTMAS
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"your shirt says fuck" - Me
"no it's says fcuk" - Lindsay R
"yeah fuck" - Me
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MamaJacey: dude i'm so wasted
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*ANT SEES A BOOK ON CHRIS'S BED*
Ant: "aww chris are you taking up reading?"
Chris:  "no i used it to roll on"
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"did you see him walk in like he was LLcoolJ?" - bob
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"hes so selfish he just sticks his finger in there for two seconds and is like 'im tired'" - ant
"what he can lift up peices of pizza and chips all day yet his fingers get tired for two seconds, fat ass." - me
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C H ick2g: his chin is bigger than my ASS and thats pretty god damn big
C H ick2g: i mean
C H ick2g: just take ur chin for a walk or something
C H ick2g: tell ur chin to go on weigth watchers
C H ick2g: dude his chin needs his SEPARATE id card
C H ick2g: like it would be like he goes to the baggae claim at the airport "sir would u liek to check that" chinkid: "check what?"  sir: "um your chin."
C H ick2g: chinkid: "no its carryon"
C H ick2g: or when he goes to get his picture traken for his license. "yeah have ur chin go sit over ther eit needs it's own picture..." so when he gets pulled over he has to show him two licenses
C H ick2g: u knwo that song in mary poppins....yeah they made it for him only changed the words...it USED to be "chin chinny chin chin chin chin chinero"
C H ick2g: hey, who's your friend
C H ick2g: oh
C H ick2g: thats just my chin
C H ick2g: we go everywhere together
C H ick2g: oh thats nice
C H ick2g:hey sexy....(girl walking up to him from behind) ---*he turnes around* hey...girl "WHOA BUDDY....I'M NOT INTO THREESOMES"
ant451: CHIN MUCH?
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Chick2g: how about i let ant borrow my leapord print victorias secert panties
Chick2g: and when i wanted them back
Chick2g: she gives them back with a hole in the crotch
Chick2g: and im like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
Chick2g: and shes like
Chick2g: "oh dallas found them and i'm like AND YOUR GIVING THEM BACKK TO ME??!??!?!!??"
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Chick2g: i just busted ass
Chick2g: it stung like a bee stung my ahole
a  n  T  451: OH REALLY?
Chick2g: LMAO LMAO LMAO o god im dying
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a  n  T  451: me and jenny were in walmarts parking lot right, at like 4 am because we had no where to sleep
so we had to sleep in her car..so shes like OMG I HAVE TO SHIT SO BAD so im like ok go into walmart,
then she doesnt want to because this scary guy parks RIGHT next to us and STARTS SLEEPIN TOO
a  n  T  451: and were like WTF
a  n  T  451: so she finally goes into walmart to get her shit on
a  n  T  451: and so she comes back 2 hours later...
a  n  T  451: Chick2g: then i had to shit again so i go to the next 24 hour open place
a  n  T  451: Chick2g: steak and shake and then i had to shit again
a  n  T  451: Chick2g: so i went to eatin park
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Chick2g: "DID MR GINTER JUST BUST ASS?"
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a  n  T  451: did you know everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten
a  n  T  451: think of all the liters we've killed
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ChIcK 2G: umm so i thought i saw you outside playing football
ChIcK 2G: and so me and lisa were yelling dirty things at "you"
ChIcK 2G: and then i went outside
ChIcK 2G: and it definetley wasnt you
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ChIcK 2G: WHAT THE FUCK
ChIcK 2G: HE JUST ASKED WHO MY DADDY WAS
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*THIS IS ME DRUNK ONE NITE AND IT IS SOOOO FUCKIN FUNNY*
ChIcK 2G: hey is titty there
ChIcK 2G: i need tity to suck me off now
ChIcK 2G: i mean
ChIcK 2G: go down on me
ChIcK 2G: cuz i odnt have  apenis
ChIcK 2G: i have a vagina
ChIcK 2G: nice one 2
ChIcK 2G: titty
ChIcK 2G: i have big titties as well
ChIcK 2G: srry imd runk i dont know u
ChIcK 2G: but i heard titty was g odo fuck
ChIcK 2G: but i jsut wnat 2 get fingered
ChIcK 2G: hahahaa whtf am i tlakin bout
ChIcK 2G: who knows later
ChIcK 2G: i like chessburgers
ChIcK 2G: i rkedw at mcds
ChIcK 2G: and we have dollar double chessbugresd
ChIcK 2G: but i dont liek them
ChIcK 2G: burger king is way betrtr
ChIcK 2G: wednys man thats sick shit
ChIcK 2G: i dont wrk at cmds anymore
ChIcK 2G: dont go to the one in st c
ChIcK 2G: itds nasty
ChIcK 2G: so who r u
ChIcK 2G: i dun t kno u
ChIcK 2G: wuts ur favorti sex positon
ChIcK 2G: i like wen i have my legs up his chest and myf eet on th hsoulders
ChIcK 2G: its feels godd
ChIcK 2G: well it all does but that wya is extar nice
ChIcK 2G: but not when he sqeueez hsi butt cheeks
ChIcK 2G: and it goes drela depe thats owee
ChIcK 2G: it hruts
ChIcK 2G: anyws whor r u again
ChIcK 2G: my best friend is antonetete
ChIcK 2G: clal her twatnette to amke her mad hahaa
ChIcK 2G: i wnat a berr
ChIcK 2G: noo
ChIcK 2G: i wnata  eberr bong
ChIcK 2G: um fuckin a
ChIcK 2G: fukc u up man that will fucku up
ChIcK 2G: lets me tell u a story
ChIcK 2G: i wnet out 1 nite right and i had a hlaf gallon of vodka
ChIcK 2G: i chug that shit straoight all nite
ChIcK 2G: nasty but iw as fucke dup
ChIcK 2G: but i wne t to this one huge party
ChIcK 2G: and i bogned one beer and i really dont meber jack shit fater that
ChIcK 2G: just that i ly in a alot of grass puking and some guy feelin me up
ChIcK 2G: netc thign i kno im in my car pusking all over all oevr the sides and shit
ChIcK 2G: n then the cars sopped so i open dorr and fall out on my head and fall into puke
ChIcK 2G: a cop saw stupdi pg
ChIcK 2G: and tried to flahs a ligth in my eyes but iw as tood urnk to open them and he thougth i was so
funny cuz i was syaing sum wierd shit to him he let me go with no mip or anything
ChIcK 2G: but i def died that nite
ChIcK 2G: i had lachol posioning
ChIcK 2G: the end
ChIcK 2G: why is ur name lose rcrip
ChIcK 2G: crepp
ChIcK 2G: i et u aint one bc ant dont tlak to creeps
ChIcK 2G: ther sin nothgin more beuatiful then a butful butfull flmaingo flying across in a beuytoful sunset.
the flaimigo is scarying a pretty florwe in his beak and hes cryin a cbuetiufl painting mbye his feet and im durnk
ChIcK 2G: i ahte flaingos
ChIcK 2G: whta do they do all day stand aroudn and be pink
ChIcK 2G: i mean what bout the guy fmailingos
ChIcK 2G: theyr'e pink
ChIcK 2G: that must be ablow to hteir amcusilinty
ChIcK 2G: mascuilitny
ChIcK 2G: srry i cat tyep
ChIcK 2G: i me  do u like f,malingos?
ChIcK 2G: whats thie point anyways?
ChIcK 2G: htoe faggots have no pint btu to eb on my lanw
ChIcK 2G: lawn
ChIcK 2G: ppl whitnthose ont heir lawn r so gey
ChIcK 2G: im srry do u have fmalingos on ur lawn
ChIcK 2G: cuz ur gey
ChIcK 2G: omg if ur relay gay i fwillf ell bad
ChIcK 2G: there nothign eworng wiht being  gay
ChIcK 2G: ok?
ChIcK 2G: i promise i know a lot gay p;;
ChIcK 2G: ppl
ChIcK 2G: hoso on i need a lite on i cnats ee the dman keyboard
ChIcK 2G: ok
ChIcK 2G: much bettr
ChIcK 2G: um omg i luv this sng
ChIcK 2G: ataris boys of summer
ChIcK 2G: hell yeha im rockis
ChIcK 2G: nobdoy on the rod
ChIcK 2G: nobdoy ont he beahc
ChIcK 2G: feeling it the nair
ChIcK 2G: the sumemrs out of reahc
ChIcK 2G: empaty strrets
ChIcK 2G: the sun goes down alone
ChIcK 2G: imd irvgin by ur hous ehto i know ur not home
ChIcK 2G: good osng muthe fucker
ChIcK 2G: lol
ChIcK 2G: hey lsoer creep what happend to our love?
ChIcK 2G: seriosuly
ChIcK 2G: haha jk
ChIcK 2G: omg i just remebred
ChIcK 2G: this one time ant was drunk off her ass
ChIcK 2G: and we
ChIcK 2G: made out
ChIcK 2G: wait
ChIcK 2G: i dunno iw as way druk too
ChIcK 2G: we had tequila and there was some barteneder there makign shooters we r fucked up
ChIcK 2G: but someon how me and bartender ad  ant and ross wer ein bathroom ssckin dick and amkign out
ChIcK 2G: wtf
ChIcK 2G: thne um?
ChIcK 2G: me ant and some guy made out like 3soem kiss wow crazy then it wa sjust me an ant
ChIcK 2G: yeh good times
ChIcK 2G: too bad dont tremebr
ChIcK 2G: remeebr
ChIcK 2G: i wish id dint drin k tonite
ChIcK 2G: cuz i jknwo im gonna puke soon
ChIcK 2G: i alwyas pucke
ChIcK 2G: wf it makes em amd
ChIcK 2G: mad
ChIcK 2G: do u like seether?
ChIcK 2G: um fuckikn godo song
ChIcK 2G: broken
ChIcK 2G: i loev country
ChIcK 2G: omgomgofhgihx TOBY FUCKIN KEITH
ChIcK 2G: um fuckin hotttes t guy ever i wnana fuck his rbians out
ChIcK 2G: i woudl ride his dick lke a rollaerfxcaoster
ChIcK 2G: he sis so hot omg i sa whim inc ocnert and he smiled at me
ChIcK 2G: oragsm
ChIcK 2G: um btw
ChIcK 2G: if u think me an ant r lezzzies um no
ChIcK 2G: i love penis
ChIcK 2G: like
ChIcK 2G: big fat cock in my twat
ChIcK 2G: is way i go
ChIcK 2G: ants mys isters
ChIcK 2G: i loev her
ChIcK 2G: ok wiat thats soudns even worse
ChIcK 2G: but for real if u think im gay imll be pissed
ChIcK 2G: imnot
ChIcK 2G: i am so horny right now
ChIcK 2G: i wnat toby to fuck me brains out
ChIcK 2G: ill be like courtesy of redddddddd whitttttttre n cblueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ChIcK 2G: hell eb fuckin ema nd helleb like whose ur daddddddy
ChIcK 2G: hahaaha ill be like you
ChIcK 2G: i hve to pee
ChIcK 2G: brb
ChIcK 2G: OK BAKC WHST UP
ChIcK 2G: OH frgte ur sleeping of ur chessbrugers
ChIcK 2G: loser
ChIcK 2G: lol wa eup
ChIcK 2G: who goesto bed at 310
ChIcK 2G: yeha w/e
ChIcK 2G: u ever hera the song creep?
ChIcK 2G: welk theres this one part
ChIcK 2G: and ant goes DANA
ChIcK 2G: DA-NA
ChIcK 2G: its a gutiar
ChIcK 2G: but its ufnny
ChIcK 2G: omg a fuckin cheesburger soudns o fuckin good rith now
ChIcK 2G: OMG OGMGGOGMGOGMOGGMGOGMOGMGOMOGMGLMOGMGOMOGL
ChIcK 2G: IM GONAN CRY
ChIcK 2G: THIS SI EBST SONG
ChIcK 2G: WLAKIGN IN MEHPIS
ChIcK 2G: omg fuck i justw anan go amsturbate now
ChIcK 2G: so ahpyp
ChIcK 2G: i masterbated 5 times today
ChIcK 2G: i kno
ChIcK 2G: i todl u iw as horny
ChIcK 2G: im gonan tka eanother hsower soon
ChIcK 2G: with my vibartor
ChIcK 2G: ANT BOUGHT IT FOR ME!!11
ChIcK 2G: for my grad gift
ChIcK 2G: hahaa
ChIcK 2G: im a sexual person
ChIcK 2G: i think ppl shoudl eb open about it
ChIcK 2G: i mean its a normal thing
ChIcK 2G: everyone doe sit
ChIcK 2G: theyy have sex
ChIcK 2G: they masturbate
ChIcK 2G: i mean why be all hush hush so IT AMKES it weird for ppl to tlak about it
ChIcK 2G: i mena for real?
ChIcK 2G: i just am aout there bout everything
ChIcK 2G: its easy
ChIcK 2G: even tho im sur eppl are like
ChIcK 2G: um slut
ChIcK 2G: im like
ChIcK 2G: um fuck u u just need laid
ChIcK 2G: im hungry
ChIcK 2G: man u get to eatb thos ehcesbuiegrs
ChIcK 2G: cheesgebugers
ChIcK 2G: lol
ChIcK 2G: ok dizzy woah got rela dizzy all of a sudden
ChIcK 2G: i woudl go tos leep but u kno'
ChIcK 2G: hwne u close ur eyess
ChIcK 2G: shit just moves
ChIcK 2G: makes u sick
ChIcK 2G: so ur form barnseville
ChIcK 2G: i knwi this oen cowboy guy whow as tool and he had a some beer and puked in my car
ChIcK 2G: FUCKIN IDIOT
ChIcK 2G: i wa sos pissed
ChIcK 2G: omg
ChIcK 2G: i wanan FUCK toby ke8th
ChIcK 2G: no u dont understand
ChIcK 2G: he is your pamela anderong ot me
ChIcK 2G: he sos hot
ChIcK 2G: hes big arms and omg he shoulda been my cowboy and my daddy for real
ChIcK 2G: fuck in a
ChIcK 2G: omg im lsiten to hsi voice
ChIcK 2G: i am so et
ChIcK 2G: wet
ChIcK 2G: jahahaaha
ChIcK 2G: oh my god
ChIcK 2G: fuck
ChIcK 2G: man
ChIcK 2G: what i woudl do
ChIcK 2G: seriosuly
ChIcK 2G: i woudl lay him down put his cowboy hat on and jump on his dickl
ChIcK 2G: and if he wa slike whose your daddy i would just like orgasm
ChIcK 2G: oh god
ChIcK 2G: ok
ChIcK 2G: sorry illls top
ChIcK 2G: one time i was at the pumpkin festival
ChIcK 2G: and my friend diane
ChIcK 2G:  said "jenny u look good tinete"
ChIcK 2G: and i turned around and fell on my fuckin face
ChIcK 2G: im so smotth
ChIcK 2G: one tiem if eel onstage in front of like 300 ppl at st johsn follies
ChIcK 2G: yeah im so clumsy
ChIcK 2G: my ttites are so big
ChIcK 2G: i mena i just looked at them
ChIcK 2G: and wa slike omg bastbealls?
ChIcK 2G: i need bob reduction
ChIcK 2G: bob?
ChIcK 2G: HAHAHAHAAA WHOSE DLXG
ChIcK 2G: FG
ChIcK 2G: SG
ChIcK 2G: SGD
ChIcK 2G: shit
ChIcK 2G: that crakce dme up
ChIcK 2G: I JUST GOTT SSAYYYYYYYYYYY HEY IM DOIGN ALIRGTH
ChIcK 2G: YEAHHHHHHHHH AMKE EMS OME HOMESDASUPI FEELING RPETTY GOOD AND THTAS HTE TRUTH
ChIcK 2G: AIT ENITHER DIRNK NOR DRUG INDUCEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ChIcK 2G: ITS A GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DYA TO BE ALIIIIIIIIVVEEEEEEEEEEEE
ChIcK 2G: AWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ChIcK 2G: do u kno hat song
ChIcK 2G: ok
ChIcK 2G: im tired i think i will try to sleep now....
ChIcK 2G: nice tlakin to u
ChIcK 2G: man i dont even know ur namme
ChIcK 2G: nnite
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a  n  T  451: FUCKIN PISSED
ChIcK 2G: why?
a  n  T  451: now look how creative my info is
a  n  T  451: it goes back to that gay ass thing
a  n  T  451: when i put up an away mesage
ChIcK 2G: did a nerd mess it up?
a  n  T  451: fuckin right some nerd messed it up, his date he found on imaloserandhavetofinddatesontheinternetandusefakepictureshookmeupplease.com prob stood him up
a  n  T  451: now hes pissed
a  n  T  451: and made a virus
a  n  T  451: and I GOT IT
a  n  T  451: and now im pissed
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JonesyBoy03: carpet humper
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ChIcK 2G: ALARM CLOCK STARTS RINGING WHO COULD THAT BE SANGIN IT'S ME BABY WIT UR WAKE UP CALL!!!!!1
HOW DO U LIKE ME NOWWW HOW DO U LIKE ME NOW NOW THAT I'M ON MY WAY
nascarphil129: DO YOU STILL THINK I'M CRAZY
ChIcK 2G: STANDING HERE TODAY
ChIcK 2G: I COULDNT MAKE YOU LOVE ME
ChIcK 2G: BUT I ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT
nascarphil129: livin in your radio
nascarphil129: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW
ChIcK 2G: yes i love you phil
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ChIcK 2G: do u have school tomorrow
SftBalSweetie52: umm yeah dont talk aobut it I'm pissed
ChIcK 2G: oh u do
ChIcK 2G: THATS SUCKS 4 U
SftBalSweetie52: yeah they dont respect the black people at our school
ChIcK 2G: who doesnt
SftBalSweetie52: the school
SftBalSweetie52: its fucking martin luther king day
ChIcK 2G: oh did they bake a cake?
SftBalSweetie52: umm no
ChIcK 2G: why not
ChIcK 2G: they could frost it black
ChIcK 2G: and put
ChIcK 2G: MARTIN
ChIcK 2G: LUTHER
ChIcK 2G: KING
ChIcK 2G: on it
SftBalSweetie52: jenny he's dead
ChIcK 2G: yeah so
ChIcK 2G: u could still eat it
SftBalSweetie52: ok shutup
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ChIcK 2G: do u want to lick duck sauce from all over my body ;-)
SftBalSweetie52: no I'm good, thanks
ChIcK 2G: i know u want too
ChIcK 2G: u want to make me your personal egg roll
SftBalSweetie52: nah I'm cool
ChIcK 2G: u dont have to be chinese to enjoy my egg roll
SftBalSweetie52: ok thats stupid, dont say it ever again
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J O N E S yboy03: i'm fuci,mng sweet
ChIcK 2G: who's sweet? is she pretty?
J O N E S yboy03: what??
J O N E S yboy03: OMG
J O N E S yboy03: oing
J O N E S yboy03: i get it
J O N E S yboy03: i get it
J O N E S yboy03: hahahahhahahahaha
ChIcK 2G: hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaa
J O N E S yboy03: thats fo fucucking funny jenny
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ChIcK 2G: i know were u sippin some szzyurp
J O N E S yboy03: i'm no ELF
J O N E S yboy03: no-w(***
ChIcK 2G: um wher he fuck did that come from?
J O N E S yboy03: not0----__)((*&*&&
ChIcK 2G: ummmm...
J O N E S yboy03: elf drinks fyrup
ChIcK 2G: and how would you know that elfs drink szzyurp
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Yankey CowBoy03: in the fetal position....with drool on ours chin....WE BROKE DOWN AND SMOKE WEED WITH WILLIE AGAIN!
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Yankey CowBoy03: my school considers it sex if you get a boner
Yankey CowBoy03: i'm like WTF?!?!?
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akademeks: sup
cHiCk 2g: nothin u ?
akademeks: buzzin
akademeks: i just spilled my drink hold on a sec
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ChIcK 2G: is she pretty?
AlwayZnAngeL16: ah from far away
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AlwayZnAngeL16: i wanna shake her and be like UR NOT BLACK
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Auto response from AlwayZnAngeL16: memory of the day:
jenny puking in michigan in a dog dish, then me and ant takin her in the bathroom, not to puke, but to put makeup on her..HAHAHA
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LilChicaReesa: if u ever tell me that ur vibrator is telling u to do stufff i will kil u
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JoshR52: do you always get lost in michigan?? Jesus Christ
cHiCk 2g: i always get lost
cHiCk 2g: too many roads and i'm an idiot
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Yankey CowBoy03: i'm watching howard stern throw mcgriddles at a naked womans ass
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Da Big IzzH: are your boobs in town
Da Big IzzH: i mean you
Da Big IzzH: hahahahha i made a joke
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cHiCk  2g: is it snowing there?
hamhamsophie: no
hamhamsophie: but its ICE COLD!!
hamhamsophie: brrrrr
LilChicaReesa: is she singin outkast?
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hamhamsophie: i loveyou
hamhamsophie: xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
hamhamsophie: :-*
cHiCk  2g: are u leaving?
hamhamsophie: no
hamhamsophie: i just love you
hamhamsophie: so much
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cHiCk  2g: im hungry
spoonZ1134: me too
spoonZ1134: you open
cHiCk  2g: OMG
cHiCk  2g: LMAO
cHiCk  2g: OMG
cHiCk  2g: LMAO
cHiCk  2g: hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha
cHiCk  2g: ghhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaa
cHiCk  2g: that was so funny
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*JOSH'S HATRED FOR THE ELDER SO FUNNY*
Chick2G: u should try the "i saved an old lady from drowning in the detroit river...."
JoshR52: hell if I'm going in that river, no one would believe me cuz no one goes in that, she can drown cuz thats what old people do, they die

Chick2G: u could have sum mad parties
JoshR52: yeah, but theres this old couple cross the street and they hate us
JoshR52: always old people, they need to die
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ChIcK 2G: hey phil im stoned
nascarphil129: haha
nascarphil129: awesome
nascarphil129: i'm listening to willie nelson
ChIcK 2G: i had the last dance with mary jane
nascarphil129: thats close enough
ChIcK 2G: fuck yeah!
ChIcK 2G: dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys?/
nascarphil129: yes!
nascarphil129: that song
ChIcK 2G: how did i know that
ChIcK 2G: im so smart when im high
nascarphil129: you must be psychic or something
ChIcK 2G: seriosuly phil i am
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spoonZ1134: I used to smoke weed 24/7
spoonZ1134: now its like 12/7
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a n T 451: whos that girl with the loud laugh and big boobs? I say thats Jenny. They say, damn shes crazy, but hold on boys she don't want to have your baby. Give her a shot or two, she'll get the party started that once blew. But she loves Lord, and knows how to listen, so call her if ur bored.
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spoonZ1134: do you have german in ya?
ChIcK 2G: no and no i dont want some more in me
spoonZ1134: DAMN
spoonZ1134: you're good
ChIcK 2G: oh i am
spoonZ1134: man
spoonZ1134: way to shoot me down
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*IDIOT??*
traptxx87: r u into phone?
ChIcK 2G: i'm amish. we don't have phones.
traptxx87: oh sorry
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*MY FRIENDS LOVE ME*
LilChicaReesa: hey jenny, i hope u get fuckin shot by that sniper on the way home. dont talk to me like that and yeah u and aaron are fuckin annoying with all ur stupid shit. cant wait for ur ignorance to get u a bitch slapp across the face from whoever u insulted. just be happy i wasnt face to face with u when u said that. cuz i def would have been happy to be the first. and no i wont get a sense of humor cuz its not funny, so maybe if u werent so fuckin stupid then u'd know that insulting ppl isnt funny
LilChicaReesa: oh god shut the FUCK UP IM SICK OF U dONT EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN < THERE IS NO EXCUS FOR ANYHTING U? SAY. im serious. good bye
LilChicaReesa signed off at 2:28:09 AM.

SftBalSweetie52: 6 oclock news: stupid drunk girl from ohio gets trampled by cows
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*FUNNIEST SHIT EVER HAHAHAHAHA!*
Aaron's letter to Michael Jackson:
Dear Michael,
I'm sorry to hear that you're being arrested on child molestation charges. But hey.. I have an idea for you. Don't molest kids.
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SftBalSweetie52: you gonna be done soon?
ChIcK 2G: let me update my jizz
SftBalSweetie52: your jizz?
ChIcK 2G: journal
SftBalSweetie52: umm ok
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JonesyBoy03: jenny
JonesyBoy03: remember when we had confession
JonesyBoy03: and you wrote all that stuff on that paper
JonesyBoy03: and showed that preist
JonesyBoy03: omg
JonesyBoy03: it was all sexual and stuff
JonesyBoy03: omg
JonesyBoy03: it was sooo soo funny
ChIcK 2G: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
ChIcK 2G: i was so scared to go up
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SftBalSweetie52: ok I have a chronic boob itch
ChIcK 2G: who says that
SftBalSweetie52: umm me
SftBalSweetie52: seriously it wont go away
ChIcK 2G: uh o
ChIcK 2G: disease
SftBalSweetie52: what disease??? lepercy??
ChIcK 2G: no
ChIcK 2G: chronic boob itch
ChIcK 2G: CBI.
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punkNdrublic05: peace in the middle east
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spoonZ1134: my bird died
spoonZ1134: incase you cared
ChIcK 2G: OMG THATS SO FUNNY
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spoonZ1134: my bird would dance
spoonZ1134: and like whisle
spoonZ1134: and sit on my shoulder and bite on my ear
spoonZ1134: kinda turned me on
spoonZ1134: is that wrong?
ChIcK 2G: ok maybe.
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ChIcK 2G: hey
ChIcK 2G: hey
ChIcK 2G: what's up?
ChIcK 2G: what's up?
ChIcK 2G: where is my freakin buddy icon
ChIcK 2G: where is my freakin buddy icon
ChIcK 2G: why cant i see it
ChIcK 2G: why cant i see it
ChIcK 2G: can u see it
ChIcK 2G: can u see it
ChIcK 2G: bc i cant see it
ChIcK 2G: bc i cant see it
ChIcK 2G: im pissed
ChIcK 2G: im pissed
ChIcK 2G: hey
ChIcK 2G: hey
ChIcK 2G: YESSSSS
ChIcK 2G: YESSSSS
ChIcK 2G: I SEE MY ICON
ChIcK 2G: I SEE MY ICON
ChIcK 2G: IT SAYS DRINK BEER
ChIcK 2G: IT SAYS DRINK BEER
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ultharpy: i aint down with the skanks...i like the almost good lookin whores for times like this
ChIcK 2G: u wont do an ugly chick?
ChIcK 2G: what if shes a good person? ha
ultharpy: i would
ultharpy: personalities dont count on one night stands
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iWANTkathysBUSH: BUSHES
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AddiCteDtaUrLoVe : u live in michigan?
JonesyBoy03: yep
AddiCteDtaUrLoVe: do u know ricci or shelby or george or nick?
JonesyBoy03: .. are those people?
AddiCteDtaUrLoVe: yes
AddiCteDtaUrLoVe: i take that as a no
JonesyBoy03: well.. probably not.. michigan's pretty big...
AddiCteDtaUrLoVe: mah daddy used to live there
JonesyBoy03: wtf..
JonesyBoy03: stupid dumb girl
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LMF42485: ur a twatwaffel
ChIcK 2G: did you just call me a twat-waffel?
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ChIcK 2G: and we DO hang out at walmart, how weird is that
JonesyBoy03: jenny dont admit that to people
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ChIcK 2G: a darker name...
ChIcK 2G: ummm
ChIcK 2G: malfoid
LMF42485: who the fuck says that
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JonesyBoy03: ok. do you ever like eat peanuts and chew them up like really really good and pretend you're making peanut butter in your mouth?
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SloppyDRC: what should we name him
LMF42485: gabriel
SloppyDRC: if he was an archangel, sure
LMF42485: hogan
SloppyDRC: ok does he have heroes?
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ChIcK 2G: TOBY
LMF42485: omg toby
LMF42485: arent u gonna say it
ChIcK 2G: omg toby is right
LMF42485: ok there we go
LMF42485: not me omg toby
LMF42485: u omg toby
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LMF42485: did person floating in water
LMF42485: ewww
ChIcK 2G: did?
ChIcK 2G: A DID PERSON?
LMF42485: dead
LMF42485: shutup
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ChIcK 2G: u really are FS queen
LMF42485: yes i will forever reign
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a n T 451: whatever your best friend is drunk off her ass putting makeup on you and makin ur ass pretty again and not look like a drunk hoe with mascara runnin everywhere
a n T 451: <3
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Auto response from a n T 451: how does jenny talk her way out of gettin caught for underage drinkin by a cop when shes completely gone?
"i have no money officer, i have no money"...so he lets her go. Then they see another cop and lindsey goes " "JENNY DO U HEAR ME THERE IS A COP WATCHING US U HAVE TO BE SOBER RIGHT NOW WE ARE GOIGN TO WALK INTO THE BUILIDING HERE IS YOUR ID JUST SHOW THEM UR ID"... then the funniest part when jenny stands up and in a dead serious voice like so determined "OKAY. LET'S GO." , and marched to the door. But no, Lindz and Megs had to stop for a cig, but jenny knew if she stopped then she would pass out again or puke. So the-little-jenny-that-could just kept marching. and she marched right into that building, showed them her ID, and kept marchin. There is no moral to my story.
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a n T 451: now i understand why u wouldnt drink that night
a n T 451: i was like damn the cows must have come home, hell froze over, and pigs fly
a n T 451: jenny turned down a beer
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ChIcK 2G: he's pyschoooooooo
SftBalSweetie52: no shit
SftBalSweetie52: you dont say?
ChIcK 2G: i do say
SftBalSweetie52: get out of town
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ChIcK 2G: whats up
SftBalSweetie52: nothin, u?
ChIcK 2G: nothinnn lookin at mr. coffee
SftBalSweetie52: fun
ChIcK 2G: um yeah considering mr. coffe is TOBY KEITH
ChIcK 2G: oh thats right
SftBalSweetie52: oh sorry didnt know
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ChIcK 2G: i have the biggest zit in the entire world on my face
ChIcK 2G: soo pissed
ChIcK 2G: its like mount fugii right on my chin
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ChIcK 2G: WHATS UP SLUT
SftBalSweetie52: besides the fact that I'm dying....nothing
ChIcK 2G: was gonna ask u if u were dead yet
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SftBalSweetie52 : I know asshole wants me to talk to him, but I'm not going to
ChIcK 2G: my stepdad?
SftBalSweetie52: umm no the other asshole
ChIcK 2G: my butthole dont wanna talk to u
SftBalSweetie52: shutup
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JonesyBoy03: jenny jenny bo benny banana fanna fo fenny.. mee mi mo menny.. JENNY!!
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LilChicaReesa: bo shimmy down the chimmeney?
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*THIS IS SO FUNNY*
ChIcK 2G:
My girlfriend says that she wants me to “felch” her after anal sex. I don’t know what that means…but I don’t like it!
–Uncertain, but Certainly Scared
Dude,
I don’t blame you, ’cause when you hear what it is, you know you were right to worry. According to Guide to Getting It On! felching, by definition, is, “licking male ejaculate out of whichever orifice it’s been shot into, usually done by the male who put it there.” Word on the street is that this is usually accomplished anally by means of a straw.
TamaRock2003: why the hell did you send that to me????
ChIcK 2G: in case u were thinkin of stickin a straw in my ass
TamaRock2003: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
TamaRock2003: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TamaRock2003: <--- pissin my pants
TamaRock2003: wow
TamaRock2003: wow
TamaRock2003: whew!
TamaRock2003: sheet
TamaRock2003: damn
TamaRock2003: thats some sick shit
ChIcK 2G: no shit
TamaRock2003: and i just put a piece of brownie in my mouth
TamaRock2003: that aint cool at all
ChIcK 2G: is it all over the screen now
TamaRock2003: just about
ChIcK 2G: i'm sorry
TamaRock2003: its ok
TamaRock2003: whew
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ChIcK 2G: toby keith just said boner meghan
ChIcK 2G: i am flipping out
ChIcK 2G: no
ChIcK 2G: its so hot
ChIcK 2G: he goes
ChIcK 2G: "give a boner"
ChIcK 2G: omg
ChIcK 2G: he can give me a boner
SftBalSweetie52: you ass
ChIcK 2G: he can put it there too
ChIcK 2G: i dont care
ChIcK 2G: no seriously
ChIcK 2G: i love him
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a n T 451: im a good shot taker
a n T 451: and ur a good beer drinker
a n T 451: we make a good team
ChIcK 2G: yeah olympic alcoholism
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ChIcK 2G: are u gonna get fucked up friday
a n T 451: do pigs fly?
a n T 451: wait wrong one
a n T 451: i mean
ChIcK 2G: YES!!!!! YAY!!!!!
a n T 451: is the sky blue?
ChIcK 2G: wait pigs don't fly
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a n T 451: i think a fat guy just fell off my window or something because i just heard a big thud
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a n T 451: wanna meet up at da telly?! you kno the telly?! smoke some drink some.. da mother fuckin telly
a n T 451: and jesse was just like
a n T 451: w h a t t h e f u c k is the TELLY?!
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a n T 451: i called ur house
a n T 451: and ur cell
a n T 451: and left a mesage
a n T 451: because
ChIcK 2G: my cell is lost
ChIcK 2G: man i just felt like brooks and dunn
ChIcK 2G: my cell is lost to yoooooooouuuuuuu
ChIcK 2G: HAHAHAHAHAAHA
a n T 451: umm what
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a n T 451: OMG BEST SONG EVER
a n T 451: EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
ChIcK 2G: WALKING IN MEMPHIS?????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a n T 451: NO FUCKIN RETARD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUTTHAT SONG
ChIcK 2G: boo
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*ME AND AARON DRUNK*
Me: "i have to write this down before i remember."

Me: "we can do it in the kitchenette on the stove..."
Aaron: "then things will really heat up HAHAHAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA"

Aaron (when listening in on two people doing it): "uhm. i just heard wet."

Aaron: "what are you dressing up as for halloween..?"
Me: "A whore"
Aaron: "You mean yourself??.......................JUST KIDDING"

Me: "I need some of those ro ro's.. "
Aaron: "jenny you mean no dose"

Me: "I'm wearing my hair in a tonypail."
Aaron: "Who's Tony Pail?"
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*AARON QUOTES*
"did i spell cat right?"

"what are those people doing in the back of a porno sitting around a table eating coffee and drinking donuts???"

"yeah me and you high will go driving and somebody will ask for a ride and we'll be like no we got our guys back there we're full."
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ChIcK 2G: you look like ringo starr
Da Big IzzH: no ringo starr looks like ME
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ChIcK 2G: i just feel like my heart's broke u know
ChIcK 2G: im not mad
ChIcK 2G: just heartbroken
a n T 451: WELL PICK UP THE PIECES AND FUCKIN THROW IT AT HIS HEAD
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*ME CHANGING INTO SCRUBS, I'M WEARING A THONG*
sophie: you better not show mommy those
me: she washed them for me, do you know what these are called?
sophie: umm wedgies?
me: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA no, thongs.
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"I've never seen so many black people..."
- Ant about Columbus (she hasn't seen Detroit obviously)
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ChIcK 2G: you meet any boysss
KARBSB: yeah, but i found out yesterday that he is like weird
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a n T 451: ok you last night: "..oh no who the fuck is fuckin pokin me? crazy fingers? no i'm serious... you have crossed the line.. go the fuckin sleep ...im serious.. omg my ass is on the window .. im fuckin tired and alls i wanna do is sleep.. everyone shut the fuck up...who the fuck is breathing on me..someone keeps pokin me WHO IS IT... im serious crazy fingers better stop..i'm never drinking vodka again..."
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SftBalSweetie52: OK WHY THE FUCK DOES **** ******** TALK TO ME!!!???
ChIcK 2G: LMAO
SftBalSweetie52: ok not funny
SftBalSweetie52: I'm gonna tell him jenny likes im
ChIcK 2G: UM FUCK NO
SftBalSweetie52: um fuck yes
ChIcK 2G: you're a backstabbing cunt, why would i want that i-go-to-joe-brighton-on-the-weekdays-and-belco-craft-on-weekends-sack-of-annoying-hockey-playing-shit to talk to me?
SftBalSweetie52: ok wait did you just call me a cunt?
ChIcK 2G: yes i did
SftBalSweetie52 signed off at 6:09:38 PM.
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ChIcK 2G: so jamie i heard you have a huge.....................................................
ChIcK 2G: phil collins poster in your bedroom
Zeus6sic6: oh yea i love phil collins its on the ceiling above my bed
ChIcK 2G: um are you serious
Zeus6sic6: no
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a  n  T  451: well, it was the fuckin hair cut that did it, that butch cut, whoever advised her to do that was on weed laced with imadyke
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cHiCk  2g: I WOULD FUCKIN PUT HER HAIR IN 9 MILLION PIG TAILS
cHiCk  2g: im such a fuckin BITCH
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a  n  T  451: i remmeber her lipstick was the color of rabbit pellets
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Auto response from a  n  T  451: memory of the day:
drunk kid drivin jens escape in a ditch, at 3 am, in the middle of fuckin NOWHERE. me and diane are freakin out, and whats jenny doing? having sex. poor diane had to see a big white ass in the window. but we ended up gettin the car out, with my "holy finger" and oh yeah some chain and stuff connected to a truck
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Auto response from ChIcK 2G: memory of the day:
Freshmen year we had to run a mile around the gym in like 15 minutes...now i wasn't fat back then, but i am natural born unathletic slowpoke so of course i am the last person left running and i am like dying and i can't breathe...so everyone is cheering me on "yeah jenny! you can do it!" and clapping their hands and patting me on the back LIKE I WAS THE FUCKIN RETARD FROM GARTH BROOK'S STANDING OUTSIDE THE FIRE VIDEO. i remember just thinking "I WISH THEY WOULD STOP IT I FEEL LIKE SPED." God. I hated gym class.
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SftBalSweetie52: kill her
cHiCk  2g: tempting
SftBalSweetie52: yeah
cHiCk  2g: but aggravated assault doesn't sound so bad
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cHiCk  2g: so when i go to athens ur gonna come vist me
SftBalSweetie52: where is athens?
cHiCk  2g: in athens ohio
cHiCk  2g: its ohio university
SftBalSweetie52: oh
SftBalSweetie52: I was like umm I'm not going to Greece
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AlwayZnAngeL16: whats that called when police chase cars
AlwayZnAngeL16: like when they chased oj
cHiCk  2g: ummm police chase?
AlwayZnAngeL16: no no like a mad dash or something
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Auto response from AlwayZnAngeL16: tribute to the hulk: you fled from stalkers in a nighttime runaway, you escaped the dangers of blocked roads, gaspumps, and many curbs, u survived deer hitting your hood and jenny jumping on it for escape from the pooh, you tracked down monkeybandaids with your magical powers, and showed me the alamo passing by thru ur magic mirror, your name is the Hulk because you drive proud with every dent, scratch and jenny you come by...
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CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: maybe HE could be ur bf
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hes kinda retarded
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CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: she just sat there and was like i love black ppl
SftBalSweetie52: I did not just sit there and say that
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AlwayZnAngeL16: bifgjugofpurplgrapejuice
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"quick get me a drink now i'm about to be sober!" - marisa
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"ew it smells like wide open rabbit ass" - linsday
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Chick2g: O:-)
AlwayZnAngeL16: MY ASS
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EMMY: it would of been a good movie if martin lawrence wasn't so racist
ME: um HELLO he's BLACK he can't be racist stupid
EMMY: yes he can STUPID
ME: yeah who's he gonna be racist against?
EMMY: white people
ME: oh...i didn't know they could do that
EMMY: you're stupid
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AARON: come see me at work tommorow
ME: when's tommorow?
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a N t 451: WHO WANTS TO BE NORMAL
ChIcK 2G: when u can be me :-D
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AlwayZnAngeL16: bye babe have fun!!!! dont drink to much
AlwayZnAngeL16: u dont have me there to put makeup on u if you get real wasted
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"i work better with....uhh*throws hand up in hoodie*"
"what? bigger penises?"
ok it was funny at the time hahahahaahahaha
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"Deputy Moore gives new meaning to 'Fuck the Police'." - Sizzle
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marisa: "aw that's cute, you have a stalker."
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"it's like 11:30 in the morning and your having a beer."
"hey, it's 5 oclock somewhere"
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"so im checking my junk mail and theres this one from "Jenny" and i think its from like my Jenny...jenny torielly-finly-whatever her
last name is lol....so then i look at the subject and its "wet spanish pussy" and i go "what the fuck...jennys not spanish"  - Sarah aka *SiZzlE*
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at a party tonite:
girl talking to two drunk guys:
"man you two are too drunk for your own good."
drunk guy:
"yeah well i'm not drunk enough to do you."
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"I have a lazy eye! That's why I wear glasses. Yeah, sometimes it sits on the  couch and just eats chips all day." - Sophie (my 8yr old sis)
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Zeus6sic6: god damn olsen twins are stalking me
Zeus6sic6: they keep on following me around and sending me provacitive pictures of themselves
Chick2G: just give them what they want
Chick2G: you've got a cock and two hands
Zeus6sic6: they at least gotta take me out to dinner first
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a n T 451: what is it with you and takin fuckin naps in the rain when ur drunk
a n T 451: i had to save u 3 times from doin that shit
a n T 451: U ARE SO WEIRD
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LilChicaReesa: and we went in this shop called the blue facea
LilChicaReesa: its got like weed stuff and bowls and piepes and shit
LilChicaReesa: then in the back they have sex toys and kinky stuff
LilChicaReesa: and they had ur pink vobrator and the big o book
LilChicaReesa: and theyhad a sex swing
LilChicaReesa: and so many crazy things
LilChicaReesa: like anal beads and cleaning stuff for ur dildos
LilChicaReesa: i was like jenny needs to come here
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Marisa if she will ever give head and even if it was her husband:
LilChicaReesa: not if he was on his death bed and that was his only wish
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a  n  T  451: i remember that shining moment
a  n  T  451: i go
a  n  T  451: jenny will show u her boobs
a  n  T  451: u want to lick them?
a  n  T  451: and hes like
a  n  T  451: can  i
a  n  T  451: and u go
a  n  T  451: LETS GO
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LilChicaReesa: what that one good song
LilChicaReesa: ?
Chick2G: what song?
LilChicaReesa: that one good one
Chick2G: help me out here
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a  n  T  451: ive had hangovers that lasted longer than that
cHiCk  2g: man ant jamboree lasts longer than that
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Chick2g: HEY WHATS A "SHAWTY"?
SftBalSweetie52: its a way of saying shorty
Chick2g: whats a shorty?
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my lil sister:
"jenny, why do u call her antoinette?"
"um b/c that's her name sophie."
"oh i thought it was internet."
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GR Goth Gal: Dont be fooled by the cows that shes got- she still, she still loves the cock
GR Goth Gal: she used to get a little now she gets alot ;-)
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LMF42485: no jenny
LMF42485: it went up into flames
LMF42485: bc i had so much shit in there
LMF42485: and it burned down to the root
LMF42485: and i have little fuzzy pieces
LMF42485: like the back of a guys head
LMF42485: then
LMF42485: bc it smelled soooooooooooooooo bad
LMF42485: i lite a candle
LMF42485: i had on my scrubs
LMF42485: i leaned over and the pocket caught on fire
LMF42485: i had to stop drop and roll
LMF42485: the whole entire pocket is gone
LMF42485: im an idoit
LMF42485: and shouldn't be able to handle flames
LMF42485: like within 40 mins my life flashed before my eyes
LMF42485: im a fucking flamer
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spoonZ1134: did you know talking to you is like talking to that baby I held today
spoonZ1134: wait no I think she understood a little better
cHiCk 2g: ummmmm
cHiCk 2g: fuck you
cHiCk 2g: i am not a baby
spoonZ1134: did I say you were?
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Da Big IzzH: hi jenny
Da Big IzzH: and your boobs
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*NEVER THOUGHT I'D HEAR HER SAY THIS...*
LilChicaReesa: i love WAlmart now
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Yankey CowBoy03: try to think about what toby keith would do
Yankey CowBoy03: he'd shove a boot in an ass, smoke some weed with willy, and say Hey...At Least I'm Not Gay
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*AFTER SHOWING AARON A PICTURE OF MY FARM...*
"omg that's such a farm!" -Aaron
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SftBalSweetie52: is that your grandpa or just some man you picked up on the beach?
cHiCk  2g: thats my grandma
cHiCk  2g: bitch
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LilChicaReesa: umm ok
LilChicaReesa: my computer sounds like its about to take off
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*AFTER SENDING HER A PICTURE OF SEAGULLS*
SftBalSweetie52: eww
SftBalSweetie52: searats
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LiLGuLLa03: my aaron has to go and be a fag
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LilChicaReesa: umm and she didnt come back until this morning
LilChicaReesa: and i kept thinking omg what if shes dead?
LilChicaReesa: im like omg i'd feel bad
LilChicaReesa: but wait NO I WOUDLNT
LilChicaReesa: im like i bet she got into a car acciedent
LilChicaReesa: im like aww thats sad
LilChicaReesa: but, then she came this morning and iw as like GOD DAMNIT
LilChicaReesa: FUCK FUCK FUCK
LilChicaReesa: but instead i said to her
LilChicaReesa: man i was wondering where u were... i was thinkin u went on vacation or sumthin
LilChicaReesa: im like omg i'd feel bad
LilChicaReesa: but wait NO I WOUDLNT
LilChicaReesa: all while gritting my teeth
LilChicaReesa: NO FOR REAL
LilChicaReesa: I WOILDNT GIVE 2 measly FUCKIN PILES OF SHITS
LilChicaReesa: not even 1
LilChicaReesa: or 1/2 of one
LilChicaReesa: NOT EVEN 1/4 of one
LilChicaReesa: and i 'd bet ppl woudl have bee n like omg im so sorry to hear that u lost ur roommate and im like uh
LilChicaReesa: and i would have said well yeah u can be sorry but im sure as hell not
LilChicaReesa: but then i got really bad and was thinkin awww man then i bet her parents woudl come and take all her
shit back like her fridge and microwave then i would be shit out of luck cuz i need those
LilChicaReesa: so i was like eh, maybe i dont want her to die
LilChicaReesa: yeah thats what i was thinkin
LilChicaReesa: i fuckin hate her
LilChicaReesa: she working out right now
LilChicaReesa: i hope she breaks her ankle
LilChicaReesa: and no i will not help her around
LilChicaReesa: everytime she turns away from me i flick her off
LilChicaReesa: im like UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK U
LilChicaReesa: like dane cook
LilChicaReesa: i hate her
LilChicaReesa: thank god she left
LilChicaReesa: FUCKIN BITCH
LilChicaReesa: ugh she back
LilChicaReesa: chomping on her fuckin gum
LilChicaReesa: fucker
LilChicaReesa: no
LilChicaReesa: for real she chomps louder thena fuckin cow
LilChicaReesa: its like
LilChicaReesa: CHOMP SQUEAK SLURP CHOMP CHEW
LilChicaReesa: ugh
LilChicaReesa: she thinks its cool
LilChicaReesa: and her whole fuckin mouth is open
LilChicaReesa: omg
LilChicaReesa: i want ot hit her
LilChicaReesa: right now
LilChicaReesa: umm i cant stand this
LilChicaReesa: umm
LilChicaReesa: i wnat to kill her
LilChicaReesa: omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
LilChicaReesa: she wont stop SNAPPING AND CHOMPING
LilChicaReesa: omgggggggggggggggggggggggggg
LilChicaReesa: i cant stand her
LilChicaReesa:  dont be surprised if i do im u and say whoops i just punched her in the face
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Yankey CowBoy03: dont get your panties in a bundle
cHiCk  2g: thats ur job
Yankey CowBoy03: nope!
Yankey CowBoy03: my job is to emliminate the panties
Yankey CowBoy03: panty away i like to call it
Yankey CowBoy03: thats my marketing phrase
cHiCk  2g: LOLOLOLOLOL omg funniest shit ever
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Yankey CowBoy03: chapelle played tiger woods
Yankey CowBoy03: and was like, good bye fried rice, hello fried chicken
cHiCk  2g: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cHiCk  2g: wait is chappelle chinese
Yankey CowBoy03: no, tiger i guess is
cHiCk  2g: HES CHINESE?!
Yankey CowBoy03: he's an oriental negroid
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cHiCk  2g: never saw half baked...
Yankey CowBoy03: WHAT THEFUCK???
cHiCk  2g: what!
Yankey CowBoy03: YOU NEVER SEEN HALF BAKED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
cHiCk  2g: no :-\
Yankey CowBoy03: HOLY SHIT I'M SOOOO SORRY
Yankey CowBoy03: wow
cHiCk  2g: so am i apparently
Yankey CowBoy03: damn
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cHiCk  2g: craddle robber
Yankey CowBoy03: grass on the field play ball
Yankey CowBoy03: if not, play in the mudd
cHiCk  2g: omg
cHiCk  2g: GROSS
Yankey CowBoy03: ;-)
cHiCk  2g: if shes old enuf to pee shes old enuf for me
Yankey CowBoy03: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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cHiCk  2g: and i have had sex dreams and it really does feel like im doin it
cHiCk  2g: thats like the safest sex ever.....dream sex
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ultharpy: i love american soldier
cHiCk  2g: OMG
cHiCk  2g: god i fuckin love him
ultharpy: me too
ultharpy: i wanna be him
ultharpy: he is a big basterd
cHiCk  2g: yep i love em big
ultharpy: i bet his dick is a foot long
cHiCk  2g: i love him
cHiCk  2g: its 8 inches
cHiCk  2g: he said it in an interview
cHiCk  2g: O:-)
ultharpy: damn that basterd
cHiCk  2g: no i wanna fuck him day and night
ultharpy: i bet u do
ultharpy: because i do
ultharpy: i shouldnt have said that now i feel womanish
ultharpy: PUSSY
ultharpy: yeah drinkin beer
ultharpy: now im a man again
cHiCk  2g: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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J O N E S yboy03: incest is best
J O N E S yboy03: put your family to the test
cHiCk  2g: are you from west virginia
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J O N E S yboy03: cHiCk  2g: ill go with yins if im allwoed
J O N E S yboy03: ??
cHiCk  2g: i said
cHiCk  2g: ill go with yins if im allowed by yins
cHiCk  2g: sorry that was way too many yins
cHiCk  2g: in a sentence
J O N E S yboy03: yins...hhahhahahahlololololol
J O N E S yboy03: yin    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (yn)
n.  The passive, female cosmic principle in Chinese dualistic philosophy.
cHiCk  2g: uhm.
cHiCk  2g: no
cHiCk  2g: yins : aka you guys
J O N E S yboy03: ahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha
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a  n  T  451: you drink alone ......george thorogood style;-)
a  n  T  451: <3
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*SENT ME PICTURE OF A COCK DRAWN ON A PICTURE*
cHiCk  2g: omg
cHiCk  2g: omg
cHiCk  2g: omg
cHiCk  2g: it looks like a space shuttle
Yankey CowBoy03: hahahahahaha
Yankey CowBoy03: MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
cHiCk  2g: it does
cHiCk  2g: i was like
cHiCk  2g: columbia?
Yankey CowBoy03: LOL
Yankey CowBoy03: LOL
Yankey CowBoy03: LOL
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 cHiCk  2g: vodka is satan
a  n  T  451: WORD
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Yankey CowBoy03: ok
Yankey CowBoy03: were standing oiutside and these two bitches were here from michigan, friends of my buddy
Yankey CowBoy03: and seriously it is like coool to be "gay" here
Yankey CowBoy03: i said that and i was like fuckin gay people piss me off
Yankey CowBoy03: and started ranting about gays
Yankey CowBoy03: and the girls got pissed and left
Yankey CowBoy03: my other buddy then looks at me and was like yeah
Yankey CowBoy03: they like the carpet
Yankey CowBoy03: i about busted a nut laughing so hard
Yankey CowBoy03: so i yelled out
Yankey CowBoy03: i like lesbians
Yankey CowBoy03: and she yelled back fuck you
Yankey CowBoy03: so i called her a cunt licking twat
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Yankey CowBoy03: young enough to pee good enough for jenny t...puffin on her weed, sayin bitch please...so much a tease so much my neez;-)
^ My nigga HAHAHAHA!
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"want you to be on your knees lickin my eggroll like your chinese" - John
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cHiCk  2g: man
cHiCk  2g: britney
cHiCk  2g: totally turned me on
cHiCk  2g: for real
cHiCk  2g: omg am i gay?
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Da Big IzzH: i even bought a new bottle of astroglide
Da Big IzzH: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Da Big IzzH: its better then k-y
Da Big IzzH: it makes for great booby sex
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BoObiEsMcGeEe: jeff
Da Big IzzH: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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LiLGuLLa03: ok so theres this kid that lives downstairs that im friends with but me and my roommate always make fun of him cuz hes got this 22oz thing of lotion by his bed
LiLGuLLa03: and were alwasy like yeah i wonder what he uses THAT for
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a n T 451: W T F
a n T 451: his parents look like porn stars
a n T 451: ew why are arrons hands so balloned up and glossy
a n T 451: its that spanked, dipped in wax, and pulled out of a butt look
a n T 451: yeah
a n T 451: esp his mom
a n T 451: look at her
a n T 451: she was pretty though
a n T 451: why is his dad wearing a hawii 5-0 shirt
a n T 451: aarons like ,, wheres my bottle
a n T 451: oh aaron maybe its hiding in ur dads mustache
a n T 451: omg that mustache isfreakin nasty
a n T 451: look at it
a n T 451: it looks alive
a n T 451: seriously but whats wrong with ur hands
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Auto response from a  n  T  451: so i mention this kids name to jen, who she definitely knows,
i'm talkin knows as in a hey-i-know-you're-lips sorta way, ok for you idiots......they made out highschool-holdin-hands-feelin up-gettin-freaky-under-the-bleachers style.
anyways what does jenny say when i mention his name?
cHiCk  2g: who's that
cHiCk  2g: he sounds familair
...... thats just like her. cracked me up hahaah, sorry i thought i would share
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a  n  T  451: me and u will probrobly end up opening up a bar at the nursing home that our asshole family put us in when were 90
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LilChicaReesa: 3 times?
cHiCk  2g: yeah omg
LilChicaReesa: and u werent even there
cHiCk  2g: he just turns me on so much
LilChicaReesa: is that like an olympics sport?
cHiCk  2g: well if it was he gets the gold medal
LilChicaReesa: for real
LilChicaReesa: and then some
cHiCk  2g: oooooooh yeah
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LilChicaReesa: so ya
LilChicaReesa: i had a flashback
LilChicaReesa: and im like omg
LilChicaReesa: i remember how we had to do this science experiement
LilChicaReesa: in like 4th grade
LilChicaReesa: and it was like whose group could grow the biggest roots and sprouts from a lima bean
LilChicaReesa: umm and my groups' bean wasnt doing so well
LilChicaReesa: and i was liker WTF
LilChicaReesa: so like they kept the beans in teh bag with some wet paper towel on the heater by the window
LilChicaReesa: and every week i would go over there and with my fingernail i would like cut the sprouts off the other groups lima bean
LilChicaReesa: so my teacher mrs. pilon was like aww thats too bad everyones isnt doing that good
LilChicaReesa: but lokk at so and so and so and so's and marisa;s group
LilChicaReesa: wow !
LilChicaReesa: theirs is doing so good!
LilChicaReesa: and like i had no idea it was wrong
LilChicaReesa: im lik euhhh whatever
LilChicaReesa: umm
LilChicaReesa: i was evil
LilChicaReesa: i was just thinking im a nice gilr
LilChicaReesa: then a flashabakc but then im like uhh no
LilChicaReesa: im not
LilChicaReesa: not even close
LilChicaReesa: and of ocurse my group won like plastic yo yos and dinky tatttoos from teh treasure chest
LilChicaReesa: THATS WHY
LilChicaReesa : I LIVED for the treasure chest toys
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DanTheTank74: i poop on you
Carter3k1: this is susan, i will let brad know
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spoonZ1134: stop you can't sing
cHiCk  2g: i sound like a dead bird
spoonZ1134: oooooh a dead bird
spoonZ1134: I forgot all the singin they do
cHiCk  2g: HAHAAAHAHAHAAAAAA
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"aren't all cows black and white?"
- katie in all seriousness
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"like i really did wish **** would kill himself, cause we would get off school and shit."
- Aaron
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cHiCk  2g: I LOVE THAT SONG
cHiCk  2g: JOE NICHOLS IS SO HOTT
cHiCk  2g: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
a  n  T  451: he has this wierd hair tho
a  n  T  451: it needs to go
a  n  T  451: its like a mop
a  n  T  451: it does, he looks like the mona lisa
cHiCk  2g: omg mona fuckin lisa HAHAHAHHA
a  n  T  451: he does.
a  n  T  451: i knew he looked like somsone
a  n  T  451: and its her
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a  n  T  451:  uve never seen his teef be4?
a  n  T  451:  uve never seen his teef be4?
a  n  T  451:  uve never seen his teef be4?
cHiCk  2g: i dont remmeber his teeth bc i probably have and blocked out all memory of them
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a  n  T  451: why does he have pitchforks for hands?
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a  n  T  451: fuckin nasty he looks like studly grandma
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a  n  T  451: did he swallow an apple and it landed in his left hip bone?
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a  n  T  451: i remember i loved u cuz i could be a wierd ass and u didnt care u still liked me
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a  n  T  451: whatever i dont even wanna think bout kids names,i know im never gonna get married and end up adoptin a kid with flies all over their face from cambodia
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Spielberg4328: so what else is up?
cHiCk  2g: cramps
Spielberg4328: oh man
Spielberg4328: you're pregnant?
cHiCk  2g: LOL HAHAHAHAHAAHAA
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a  n  T  451: by the way
a  n  T  451: who is clark gable
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a  n  T  451: SHUT
a  n  T  451: UP
a  n  T  451: ABOUT
a  n  T  451: TOBY
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ultharpy: i bet the city folks up there dont know beef come from beef cattle
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nascarphil129: whoa, jenni, lets keep things PG-13
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Da Big IzzH: JENNY
Da Big IzzH: IS
Da Big IzzH : IT
Da Big IzzH: BOOBY
Da Big IzzH: SEX
Da Big IzzH: TIME>?
Da Big IzzH: ARE YOU BOOBY SEXIN BEHIND MY BACK????????
cHiCk 2g: i save my booby virginity for u and ur astroglide
Da Big IzzH: YESSSSSS
Da Big IzzH: YESSSSSSSSSS
Da Big IzzH: AND YOUR LYIN
cHiCk 2g: i kno i've had booby sex
Da Big IzzH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cHiCk 2g: but this is born again booby sex
Da Big IzzH: OH WELL
Da Big IzzH: BOOBIES ARE BETTER THAN NO BOOBIES
Da Big IzzH: ESPECIALLY YOURS JENNY
Da Big IzzH: WHATEVER
Da Big IzzH: COME BACK
Da Big IzzH: BOOBYS COME BACK
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ultharpy: i ate pigeon sloppy joes one time its fuckin nasty
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JONESYboy03: dont you know that you're toxic?
cHiCk 2g: i didnt kno
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a n T 451: omg i bet that homeless guy was jesus
a n T 451: teachin u a lesson
cHiCk 2g: well if i let jesus try on my coat he would ran away with it
a n T 451: wrong. jesus has the coat of many colors
cHiCk 2g : so why did he have to try on mine
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Me: I don't think I'm gonna wear shoes into Dennys.
Ant: No. Dirt ass put on some fuckin shoes. Who Do you think you are? Kenny Chesney?
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a n T 451: was this polar bear night
cHiCk 2g: what
cHiCk 2g: the fuck?
cHiCk 2g: are you
cHiCk 2g: talkin about?
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LilChicaReesa: WHOA
LilChicaReesa: jenny
LilChicaReesa: are u freakin shakespeare?
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ultharpy: she is one big bitch
ultharpy: whenever people see her were allways like thats a huge bitch
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cHiCk  2g: ant i love him
cHiCk  2g: but great
cHiCk  2g: not as much as i did b4 u told me he had amy teeth
cHiCk  2g: fuckin cunt bag
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a n T 451: omg now i wanna call him and leave a voicemail so his gf can hear it that is like
a n T 451: i left my bra at ur house
AlwayZnAngeL16: hahhaa
AlwayZnAngeL16: where at
a n T 451: umm in the bed?
AlwayZnAngeL16: ok u can go get it whenever just let me tell my dad
a n T 451: diane
a n T 451: what the fuck
a n T 451: r u talking about
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cHiCk  2g: wtf
cHiCk  2g: is he gay
cHiCk  2g: lets see
cHiCk  2g: 1. asks u out AFTER sex
cHiCk  2g: 2. tries to CUDDLE after sex
cHiCk  2g: yep gay
a n T 451: im like get the fuck away from me , i'm tryn to get my sleep on, go cuddle with your grandma
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a n T 451: "yeah bob was so wasted, he walked in BP stole 3 bags of CHIPS and im like you're about as
scandelous as an 80 yr old lady who didn't take her pills that day, but anyways then you walk over to the
ice machine thing, and pull out a bag of ice and just throw it on the ground and didnt make any facial expressions or anything, and just walked away"
cHiCk  2g: we were like what the hell is he doing
cHiCk  2g: no bob came back into the car with all the stolen chips and beefy jerky and candy out the ass and just was like "hey u want some?"
a n T 451: "man i woke up the next mornin and i go to myself WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENEED LAST NIGHT MAN"
cHiCk  2g: the minute i knew he was nutty
cHiCk  2g: was when he fuckin busted that remote control
cHiCk  2g: he was gettin frustrated
cHiCk  2g: so he just whips it at the tv screen
cHiCk  2g: and it fuckin busted
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a n T 451: AND WHEN THEY WERE ON ACID THAT ONE NIGHT THEY WERE TELLIN ME ABOUT IT
a n T 451: and they were like
a n T 451: "man we tried to watch pirates of the carribean on acid"
a n T 451: and omg
a n T 451: they were sayin how the guy in the movie goes
a n T 451: HELLO POPPIT
a n T 451: and how much it freaked them out
a n T 451: so the WHOLE night
a n T 451: they were sayin
a n T 451: HELLO POPPIT
^THAT IS THE FUNNIETS SHIT EVER...HELLO POPPIT! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA!
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perfectdrug jw: FUCKING CHEMISTRY
perfectdrug jw: I CANT FUCKING DO IT
perfectdrug jw: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO MURDER MY PROFESSOR
perfectdrug jw: im gunna go make some hot chocolate
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a n T 451: i go
a n T 451: u kno bob jen likes how rough u are
a n T 451: and he goes
a n T 451: "oh yeah?"
a n T 451: "well tell her to come over"
a n T 451: AND IM LIKE BOB
a n T 451: SHES IN MICHIGAN FOR THE 5TH TIME
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cHiCk  2g: we would be making out and hed try to yank off my pants and say like lets fuck and ill be like NO.
and hes like come on and im like NO so he would throw his hands back in the air and be like okay okay...
2 seconds later does the same thing he did it like 5 times it was just so funny
cHiCk  2g: he fuckin broke the button off my favorite jeans
cHiCk  2g: i was SO PISSED
cHiCk  2g: hed be like "lets fuck.!"....."NO"......"OKAY OKAY i get it"
cHiCk  2g: 5 SECONDS LATER: "Lets fuck ...."NO"...."OKAY OKAY"
cHiCk  2g: omg he did it so many times
cHiCk  2g: ffuckin funny
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a n T 451: its a nice dick, he just dont know how to work it
a n T 451: AND I WAS PISSED
a n T 451: I WAS LIKE, I THREW MY MORALS OUT THE WINDOW FOR THAT?
a n T 451: and like i was so mad
a n T 451: cuz it SUCKED
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a n T 451: alls i wanted was a penis
a n T 451: and nice thick one
a n T 451: is that wrong
a n T 451: and as soon as whe whipped out his wang i wanted to fuck
a n T 451: becase it was nice and big
a n T 451: and serously
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a n T 451: I REALLY CANT TAKE SMALL WEENIES
a n T 451: WHO EVER THE BITCH IS THAT SAYS SIZE DOESNT MATTER MUST HAVE NEVER HAD MR. TINIE ITSY BITSY WEENIE.
cHiCk  2g: well ive been with you know who and a newborn baby boy is bigger than that
cHiCk  2g: no
cHiCk  2g: ant
cHiCk  2g: u have to ask him to show u
cHiCk  2g: bc i busted out laughing in his face
cHiCk  2g: so FUCKIN SMALL
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a n T 451: he put it in, and yeah that was nice then he didnt do anything, he kinda moved around a lil bit,
and i was thinkin,,, ok maybe this is the calm before the storm. maybe hes jus warmin up for the big show...
then i hear "im cummin" and im like u fuckin asshole pull the fuck out and get off me.
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a n T 451: ANOTHER PERFECT EXAMPLE OF HOW GOD WASTED A PERFECTLY GOOD BIG DICK ON A TOOLBOX
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a n T 451: we look like we're lookin at a spaceship that just landed to take us away
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*AARON'S INFO*
Jenny, talking about tHiS kInD oF wRiTiNg:
"I can't read that, it's like cursive to me"
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a n T 451: i kno hes only half there
a n T 451: but he still looks good
cHiCk 2g: u cnat even see chris
a n T 451: i dont care he still looks good
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a n T 451: he fingered me
a n T 451: and that wasnt good either
a n T 451: he wouldnt go fuckin deep enuf
a n T 451: and im like quit playin around in the shallow part of the pool
a n T 451: put on a lifejacket and go deep
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cHiCk 2g: what
cHiCk 2g: the butt feels good
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a n T 451: i don't think you should be typing in the condition you're in
cHiCk 2g: i hve a fuck headache
a n T 451: oh really? how do u get one of those drunkass
a n T 451: a fuck headache
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*LINDSAY ON MY NAME*
cHiCk 2g: is ur nigga there yet??
cHiCk 2g: lindsay and i are going out and u arent coming bc ur too busy fucking a black man
cHiCk 2g: hope he doesnt pull ur nose ring out
cHiCk 2g: hope you dont start ur .
cHiCk 2g: that would suck
cHiCk 2g: u suck
cHiCk 2g: black cock
cHiCk 2g: u should change ur sn to junglefevermama
cHiCk 2g: jkahfdafjah
cHiCk 2g: ok bye blackdicklovinbarrybonds
SftBalSweetie52: yeah well you 2 are bitches
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*DRUNK MUCH?*
Yankey CowBoy03: jsut got back from camada
cHiCk 2g: camada?
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cHiCk  2g: **** IS a tomatoe b/c he never called he probably wacked one when he went home and
passed out while driving and ran into a tree and made ketchup
cHiCk  2g: i want ketchup:-[
a  n  T  451: ur gross
a  n  T  451: ok well picture this, **** was eating something when i walked up to him,
and he just got spanked big time and he looked up and smiled and i was like damn go something stuck between ur teef?
and hes like no.. they're jus spacey like that
cHiCk  2g: fuckin BITCH
cHiCk  2g: shut the fuck up thats nasty
cHiCk  2g: stop saying teef u fuckin white trash
a  n  T  451: then he busted ass
cHiCk  2g: omg
cHiCk  2g: ant
cHiCk  2g: omg
cHiCk  2g: i hate you
cHiCk  2g: thats so gross
cHiCk  2g: now i can never marry him and have cherry tomatoes b/c he's gonna stank
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cHiCk  2g: ****** reminds me of a fuckin giant leprechaun
a  n  T  451: GROSS
a  n  T  451: OMG
cHiCk  2g: he does
cHiCk  2g: seriously
cHiCk  2g: a giant fat fuckin lepracuan
a  n  T  451: great i just pictured him hopping around on a field like the ones those freaky tella tubbies are always on,
and hes all decked out in lepercun gear carrying a basket and bein giddy like a school girl who was jus felt up
cHiCk  2g:  field like the ones those freaky tella tubbies
cHiCk  2g:  field like the ones those freaky tella tubbies
cHiCk  2g:  field like the ones those freaky tella tubbies
cHiCk  2g:  field like the ones those freaky tella tubbies
cHiCk  2g: u go
cHiCk  2g: TELLA TUBBIES
cHiCk  2g: like its 2 words
a  n  T  451: isnt it?
cHiCk  2g: no
cHiCk  2g: teletubbies you dumbshit
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a  n  T  451: well ur the one who shat on him
cHiCk  2g: not technically
cHiCk  2g: LMAO
cHiCk  2g: hahahahahaahahaahahahahhahaahhaa
cHiCk  2g: OMG
cHiCk  2g: lmoaooooohahahahaaa
a  n  T  451: hey jenny dont shit on any fat boys tonight
a  n  T  451: you're a nasty bitch
cHiCk  2g: HES THE ONE WHO STUCK  HIS FINGER IN MY ASS
cHiCk  2g: LIKE HE KNOWS WHERE THATS BEEN
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cHiCk  2g: JIMMY WAYNE = ANNOYING
a  n  T  451: because you know jimmy wayne?
cHiCk  2g: i love u this much shut the fuck up
a  n  T  451: personally?
cHiCk  2g: so annoying
cHiCk  2g: no
cHiCk  2g: his damn daddy song
a  n  T  451: i hate that song too
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a  n  T  451: ur purpose?
cHiCk  2g: my purpose of what
cHiCk  2g: purpose is a funny word
cHiCk  2g: lol
cHiCk  2g: puurr puss
cHiCk  2g: lmao
cHiCk  2g: funny
a  n  T  451: no
a  n  T  451: not really
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a  n  T  451: omg everytime i fuckin minimize you
a  n  T  451: and then put u back up
a  n  T  451: there 50 ims
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a  n  T  451: FUCKIN REMEMHER WHEN
cHiCk  2g: um
cHiCk  2g: i was in the car
cHiCk  2g: and that song came on
cHiCk  2g: this is what i said
cHiCk  2g: "fuck you rememebr when"
cHiCk  2g: and i changed the station
cHiCk  2g: lmao
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a  n  T  451: i jus dont get
a  n  T  451: how he doesnt get
a  n  T  451: that i hate him
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suconarednec: ant, u should seeee me...u;d be laughin ur ass off if u would walk with me to class
suconarednec: thank God i dont go to ohio state
suconarednec: i CANT STAND passing these ppl
a  n  T  451: why r u wearin ur tanya tucker shirt from 6th grade
suconarednec: no i'm talkin bout these fuckin imigrants!
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cHiCk  2g: who is this toolbox
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cHiCk  2g: i read
cHiCk  2g: a quote by kid rock today
cHiCk  2g: and it was
a  n  T  451: WHAT WAS IT
a  n  T  451: I LOVE ANT?
a  n  T  451: I WANNA MARRY ANT?
a  n  T  451: ANT IS COOLER THAN PAM?
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NZGazP: i guess nobody i know really uses aol cos theyre mainly kiwis
cHiCk  2g: kiwis....umm like the fruit?
NZGazP: no like the native bird
cHiCk  2g: oh a kiwi is a frickin bird?!?!?!?
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Oxidizer360: at least a dam deer didn't run out in front of your car decide it wanted to go the other way turn around and fall on the ice and u run it over
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cHiCk  2g: i have no idea...
cHiCk  2g: i dont have credit
cHiCk  2g: i think u have to have credit or sumthin?
NZGazP: yeah
NZGazP: u do have an amzing amount of cleavage tho
NZGazP: thats gotta be worth some credit
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Oxidizer360: ok there was a god dam coyote eatin my dogs food
Oxidizer360: yea we always use to go drink in my woods and they'd always come around
Oxidizer360: i just shoot the fuckin things
Oxidizer360: we party in my woods have a lil fire n crap they come they get shot
Oxidizer360: noone invited them to my party
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cHiCk  2g: mayberry?
Oxidizer360: wtf is that a black pornstars name?
cHiCk  2g: its a song by rascall flatts
Oxidizer360: rascall flatts = they gay
cHiCk  2g: OMG
cHiCk  2g: i hate rascal flatts
cHiCk  2g: bc they ain't country to me
Oxidizer360: i dont like em cuz i was listenin to one of their songs in front of a bunch of ppl and i said dam these chicks sound pretty hot
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Oxidizer360: i like toby keith
cHiCk  2g: i wann fuck his brains out
cHiCk  2g: u have no idea
cHiCk  2g: i love him
Oxidizer360: i'll make sure i write u when i see you on tv gettin arrested for raping him
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LMF42485: Ur icon should say...."Got Tits?"
LMF42485: U could scan ur boob
LMF42485: boobs
LMF42485: well really boob
LMF42485: u have one big boob if u pushed them together
LMF42485: like this
LMF42485: **
LMF42485: but bigger
ChICk2g: those are stars
ChICk2g: my boobs aint stars
LMF42485: can we use our imgaination
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LMF42485: it was the best
LMF42485: then we drove around drunk
ChICk2g: oh yeah, haha that sounds good
LMF42485: we are the future of america
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LMF42485: OK....so I was watching the news tonite bc I'm kick ass like that
LMF42485: and (ok beware of really bad spelling here) Kalwie Kilpatrick (mayor of detroit) came on & I thought of meghan
LMF42485: is that wierd
ChICk2g: ok wait, his names "Kawlie"?
ChICk2g: i mean
ChICk2g: "Kalwie"
ChICk2g: what color is this man?
LMF42485: Kamlie
LMF42485: or sumthing
LMF42485: fucking purple jenny
LMF42485: wtf color do u think he is if i thought of meghan
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LMF42485: read my info
ChICk2g: ChICk2g: every colored person i see i think of meghan
SftBalSweetie52: every stupid fat boy I see I think of Jenny
ChICk2g: um i just did
ChICk2g: fuckin jungle fever bitch
ChICk2g: im pissed
Auto response from LMF42485: ChICk2g: fuckin jungle fever bitch
ChICk2g: im pissed
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ChICk2g: not all of them are stupid
ChICk2g: or fat
SftBalSweetie52: ok ok
SftBalSweetie52: but the majority are one or the other
ChICk2g: yes but that doesnt matter
SftBalSweetie52: did I say it did
ChICk2g: u just confused me
SftBalSweetie52: there is something new.....something I say confuses you
ChICk2g: oh well ur mouth is a sperm bank
SftBalSweetie52: oh look who is talking ya big cock sucker
ChICk2g: a lot of them are small
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SftBalSweetie52: I'd rather have jungle fever than hay fever like she has
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LMF42485: u sperm bank
LMF42485: spermy bankster
ChICk2g: fullofniggasperm
ChICk2g: well she will just say "you're full of fattboy sperm"
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LMF42485: this guy on the OC....he was talking about having sex for the first time and hes like "i was like a fish flopping around on land....i was nemo and i wanted to go home"
LMF42485: omg
LMF42485: omg
LMF42485: so funny
LMF42485: A GHOSE
LMF42485: A GHOSET
LMF42485: FUCK
LMF42485: A GHOST
LMF42485: u know
LMF42485: when u cant spell
LMF42485: its just not funny nemore
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LMF42485: Jenny
LMF42485: why can't i breathe whenever i think about u
ChICk2g: hmm...do i stink?
LMF42485: omg
LMF42485: i was trying to be romantic
LMF42485: and u say that
ChICk2g: WAIT AND WHY R U BEING ROMANTIC
ChICk2g: did u take that whole lesbian thing seriously
LMF42485: ahdfjahfajhfhjah
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ChICk2g: TOBY KEITH
ChICk2g: OMG OMG
ChICk2g: i love his weeiner
LMF42485: ummm no i am not toby
LMF42485: and i wont have sex with u
LMF42485: fucker
LMF42485: u missed that chance when i was being all mushy
ChICk2g: well
ChICk2g: ur not toby
ChICk2g: so i dont care
LMF42485: what
LMF42485: u wouldnt have sex with me
LMF42485: i hate u
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ChICk2g: u would rape me tho
ChICk2g: with 15 shots of tequila in u
ChICk2g: i think u raped the couch
LMF42485: i just rape in general
LMF42485: if my legs can get around it
LMF42485: im there
ChICk2g: ok ***** (BIG WHORE)
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LMF42485: if this goes in fslmf as it should be called......u make sure u put that part where i say im joking so ppl dont think im a sex crazed raping lesbo
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SftBalSweetie52: ChICk2g: every colored person i see i think of meghan
SftBalSweetie52: umm wtf
SftBalSweetie52: who says that?
ChICk2g: well she said
ChICk2g: when she saw kiwi kalmike she thought of u
SftBalSweetie52: who the fuck is that
ChICk2g: mayor of detroit??
SftBalSweetie52: its not fucking kiwi you ass
SftBalSweetie52: its kwame
ChICk2g: oh SORRY
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SftBalSweetie52: sucksmallcockalot should be your new name
ChICk2g: too many characters
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spoonZ1134: yeah shes like 19
spoonZ1134: but we got her a stamp that said she's 21
ChICk2g: i need a stamp like that
spoonZ1134: it was like a wrist thing
ChICk2g: oh
ChICk2g: i had one of those in spring break'
ChICk2g: i had like 7 on one arm
spoonZ1134: what a lush
ChICk2g: who me?
spoonZ1134: no the other girl on this sn
spoonZ1134: wtf
spoonZ1134: yeah you
ChICk2g: oh sorry
ChICk2g: wait
ChICk2g: what?
ChICk2g: shit
ChICk2g: do u mean me or no?
spoonZ1134: YES
ChICk2g: oh
ChICk2g: HAHAHAA im so fuckin dumb
spoonZ1134: holy shit
ChICk2g: forget that ever happeend
spoonZ1134: ok
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spoonZ1134: I see
spoonZ1134: shut the fuck up
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*UMM WHAT?*
spoonZ1134: then you all me
spoonZ1134: and Im like WHAT NO WAY
spoonZ1134: and you're like yeah dude
spoonZ1134: then Im like noooooo
spoonZ1134: and you're still like yeeeeeeeah
spoonZ1134: and Im like omg
spoonZ1134: then I go I know
spoonZ1134: and you're like what now
ChICk2g: what the fuck
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ChICk2g: OMG
ChICk2g: OMG
ChICk2g: OMG
ChICk2g: TOBY
ChICk2g: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i love his penis
spoonZ1134: omg
spoonZ1134: you've seen it?
ChICk2g: yeah many times in my dreams
ChICk2g: its nice
spoonZ1134: omg
ChICk2g: omg omg hott
spoonZ1134: ok stop
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spoonZ1134: if I dont knock out
ChICk2g: knock out?
spoonZ1134: fall asleep
spoonZ1134: close my eyes
spoonZ1134: go to bed
spoonZ1134: rest
ChICk2g: ok ok i get it
spoonZ1134: something you dont do
ChICk2g: yes i do it's just when the sun comes up
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Da Big IzzH: IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY BOOB YOU HAD......ID HAVE 2 DOLLARS
Da Big IzzH: HA
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*MY ICON IS TOBY KEITH BTW*
spoonZ1134: nice ICON you freak
ChICk2g: I MADE IT!1
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Da Big IzzH: YOU KNOW WEVE BEEN TALKIN FOR A WHILE TONIGHT AND I DIDNT MENTION BOOBS ONCE
ChICk2 g: i know
Da Big IzzH: SO...
Da Big IzzH: HOW ARE THOSE WATERMELONS TODAY?
Da Big IzzH: NICE AND BOOBYLICIOUS?
Da Big IzzH: HMM
Da Big IzzH: I BET YOU COULD HIDE A FUCKIN HORSE IN THEM
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Da Big IzzH: WHEN YOU COMIN IN AGAIN?
ChICk2 g: i dotn kno
Da Big IzzH: WELL GO TO THE PORN STORE AND ILL PICK OUT PORN FOR YOU AND YOU CAN PICK SOME OUT FOR ME ITLL BE FUN
Da Big IzzH: LIKE A PORN DATE
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Da Big IzzH: GUESS WHAT
ChICk2 g: what?
Da Big IzzH: I WENT DOWNTOWN TODAY....
Da Big IzzH: IT WAS THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER
Da Big IzzH: I MISSED DOIN IT
ChICk2 g: theres a downtown?!
Da Big IzzH: UMMM
Da Big IzzH: SOUTH OF THE BORDER
Da Big IzzH: I DUNNO I THOUGHT YOUD BE EXCITED ABOUT IT
Da Big IzzH: DID SOME MUFF DIVIN
Da Big IzzH: AND CAME BACK MISSIN AN ARM AND TOOTHLESS
ChICk2 g: i thought u meant downtown bridgeport
ChICk2 g: i was like
ChICk2 g: what is he talking about
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Da Big IzzH: BUT ANYWAY I HAVENT A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BLOWJOB IN LIKE...MONTHS
ChICk2 g: what's an old fahsioned blow job
Da Big IzzH: I DUNNO....ONE WHERE YOU GET ONE
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Da Big IzzH: I COULDNT SLEEP THE OTHER NIGHT AND I WAS THINKIN WHAT IF I GET SURGERY AND GOT A 24 INCH PENIS
Da Big IzzH: DO YOU KNOW THE FUN I COULD HAVE
Da Big IzzH: I COULD QUIT MY JOB CAUSE PEOPLE WOULD PAY TO FUCK ME AND SHIT
Da Big IzzH: HAHA
Da Big IzzH: THAT WOULD BE GREAT
Da Big IzzH: I COULD STAND 2 FEET AWAY AND BE FUCKING SOMEONE
Da Big IzzH: HAHAHA
Da Big IzzH: WOULDNT THAT BE FUNNY THOUGH?
Da Big IzzH: SO I WOLD WALK DOWN THE STREET AND GIRLS WOULD JUST THROW THEMSELVES AT ME
Da Big IzzH: AND THEIR GUYS WOULD GET MAD SO I COULD USE IT LIKE A LOG AND STAB PEOPLE
Da Big IzzH: HAHA
Da Big IzzH: I COULD HAVE LIKE 50 TONGUES ON IT AT ONCE
Da Big IzzH: THAT WOULD BE FUCKIN AWSOME
Da Big IzzH: THOUGHT 2 WAS NICE.......
Da Big IzzH: WOOOOOOOOO
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*EVERYTIME I DON'T ANSWER JEFF FAST ENOUGH HE GOES"
Da Big IzzH: YOUR MASTURBATING AGAIN
Da Big IzzH: STOP
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Da Big IzzH: WELL ANYWAY ILL TEL YOU ABOUT MY DOWNTOWN EXPIERIENCE
Da Big IzzH: I MADE SURE TO RUB GENTLY TO MOISTURIZE THE REA
Da Big IzzH: THE I INSERTED MY FINGER AND REACHED THE GSPOT AND PROCEDED TO RUB IT IN A ROTATING FASHION.....
Da Big IzzH: I THEN EXPOSED THE CLITORIS AND RAN MY TONGUE ON IT
Da Big IzzH: MAKING SURE NOT TO GO TOO FAST AND RUIN THE MOMENT
Da Big IzzH: AFTER A COUPLE MINUTES I INTENSIFIED AND MAKE SURE THAT EVERY BIT OF HER WAS SHAKING
Da Big IzzH: AND SOMETIMES A LITTLE BLOWING
Da Big IzzH: NOT TOO MUCH
Da Big IzzH: BUT ENOUGH TO SEND SHIMMERS
Da Big IzzH: AND THEN I SAID COOL GIMME A BEER
Da Big IzzH: ANYWAY HOW BOUT DEM BEARS?
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suconarednec: i totally thought of u last nite tho
suconarednec: about givin good head
suconarednec: im like "daaamn, i neeeeed jenny:"
suconarednec: to teach me
suconarednec: and he also told me u gave him head and i was thinkin in my head about how good of a job it probably was
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ChICk2g: hes cool
ChICk2g: but hes a jerk
ChICk2g: and egotistical
suconarednec: whats that mean?
ChICk2g: he thinks hes the shit
ChICk2g: big ego
suconarednec: oh ok i can see ego in that now
ChICk2g: what. did u think i was talkin bout the waffle?
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suconarednec: he just asked me "did ya like that"
suconarednec: me, "ummm sure"
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suconarednec: just tell me, when u guys fucked, did he say "sweet" shit to ya?
ChICk2g: wait him?
ChICk2g: me?
suconarednec: yeah
ChICk2g: jodie i dont remember the only thing i remeber is him taking me into a barn and thats it
suconarednec: lololol
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suconarednec: ugh, it doesnt look like im drinkin for awhile
suconarednec: well till friday
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ChICk2 g: ant i had amy teeth
a  n  T  451: its ok im still ur friend
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a  n  T  451: it was the eye liner i think
ChICk2 g: no
ChICk2 g: it was the
ChICk2 g: no makeup i wasnt wearing
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a  n  T  451: USMC?.... university state marine core?
a  n  T  451: is that a thing?
ChICk2 g: um your dumb, real dumb
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a  n  T  451: she better be FAT
ChICk2 g: i bet shes fat
ChICk2 g: and they make fat ppl love
ChICk2 g: thats gotta be hard with a 1 inch peter too
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ChICk2 g: there is this picture of my dad
ChICk2 g: and im on his shoulder
ChICk2 g: and his shorts are SO FUCKIN SHORT
ChICk2 g: im like
ChICk2 g: who wears short shorts?
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MamaJacey: so why you up so late
a  n  T  451: late????????
a  n  T  451: it's 10:45 grandpa
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a  n  T  451: GUESS WHAT MY MOM DID
a  n  T  451: SHE TOOK OFF MTV TODAY
a  n  T  451: shes a nut
a  n  T  451: so my brother asks her, why she did that and she goes cuz its bad, so he goes, fine we will just watch BET then
a  n  T  451: my dad got real pissed
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a  n  T  451: ChICk2 g: i had a combover.
ChICk2 g: then when i grew up
ChICk2 g: i had a mullet
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EMAIL FROM...QUEERGUY TO ANT *IF WE ARE REFERRING BACK TO QUEERGUY OR A CONVO IT'S IN BOLD*:
Now I dare you not to smile :-P How do you like that?  I just thought I would drop you a line and see what's up.  Hope you're feeling better. Be strong, black pride!!!!! XOXOXOXOXO
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ANOTHER EMAIL:
Ok I'll tell you a little funny story that happened today.  I was in the bathroom at McDonald's after the game, and this country song was on. And I'm just whistling along to it while I'm going, and the chours came on, "This is the big one..." Then I just busted out laughing, and I just had to smile and say well thank you very much.
ChICk2 g: no way
ChICk2 g: no fuckin way
ChICk2 g: this is a big one?
ChICk2 g: omg
ChICk2 g: no way
ChICk2 g: get real
ChICk2 g: seriosuly
ChICk2 g: who does that
ChICk2 g: who whistles while taking a shit??
ChICk2 g: yeah maybe the 7 dwarfs
ChICk2 g: but besides them
ChICk2 g: AND WHO DID HE SAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH TOO?
ChICk2 g: omg.
ChICk2 g: WEIRD-O
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a  n  T  451: and i thought ur icon was missy elliot for a second and was about to be pissed
ChICk2 g: UM FUCKIN
ChICk2 g: NO
ChICk2 g: NOT MISSY
ChICk2 g: TOBY TOBY TOBY KIETH
ChICk2 g: i made my icon
a  n  T  451: ok i know
a  n  T  451: dont go on bout how hot he is
a  n  T  451: SERIOUSLY.
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ChICk2 g: ok
ChICk2 g:  "feel a kiss from the angelic woman who i knew as a girl blossomed into this goddess that has be breaking my heart into pieces and all i need to mend it is a kiss from her golden lips that beaken me to come to her and give her every thing, to fulfill her every wish, fill every desire and lavish her with every pleasure i can give her, i want to do anything and everything to give you pleasure that you can only imagine"
ChICk2 g: this is just plain ridiculous
ChICk2 g: how is he not like....cracking up?
ChICk2 g: let me be QUEERGUY here for a second
ChICk2 g: i wish to engorge my lips around, like, your golden shining lips so our tongues mesh like one sun setting a sun rising at the same wondrous time and feel our bodies so close together that we are siamese twins and that i am the biggestqueer on the face of this beautiful round planet.
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a  n  T  451: ok in the last 2 pics u both had flannel on with trucks on them.
ChICk2 g: i wore flannel up until i was 16
ChICk2 g: and then someoen stole it
ChICk2 g: so i coudlnt wear it anymore
ChICk2 g: i bet it was your brother mark
a  n  T  451: do u want them back
a  n  T  451: we got an arragement of colors
ChICk2 g: yes
ChICk2 g: actually
a  n  T  451: no cuz then u would wear them out with me
a  n  T  451: and be like "what? i think i look good"
a  n  T  451: and im not havin that
ChICk2 g: whatever
ChICk2 g: i could bring it back man
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*AFTER SENDING A PIC OF ME IN FLANNEL*
ChICk2 g: flannel.
a  n  T  451: omg seriously im glad that girl went away and NEVER CAME BACK
ChICk2 g: whatever i liked her
a  n  T  451: her yeah, but not her wardrobe
ChICk2 g: ok i lived on a farm
ChICk2 g: flannel was where it was at
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a  n  T  451: nice bow
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ChICk2 g: theres your best friend...flannel...black jeans....john deere hat with cap NOT BENT
ChICk2 g: nice.
a  n  T  451: great a cows sniffin your ass
a  n  T  451: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHah
a  n  T  451: NOT BENT LOLOL
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*THIS CONVO IS LIKE YEARS OLD...AND THE THING ABOUT MS. REYNOLDS IS B/C WHEN I CHEATED SHE MADE ME LIFT UP MY SKIRT IN FRONT OF THE CLASS*
a  n  T  451: i was sick that one day right
Chick2g: yeah?
a  n  T  451: and omg
a  n  T  451: im gonna cry again
a  n  T  451: ok
Chick2g: ummmmm im lost
a  n  T  451: so i was sick
a  n  T  451: and like
Chick2g: your a bad person cause u were sick?
a  n  T  451: sister pat made me go out in the hall
a  n  T  451: and take this test
a  n  T  451: that i missed
a  n  T  451: and so i was taken it
Chick2g: yeah?
a  n  T  451: and i had a cheat sheet that was right under my dsek and i wasnt gonna use it
a  n  T  451: and shes not watchin me
a  n  T  451: so....
Chick2g: you cheated?
Chick2g: =-O
a  n  T  451: i sat there debating whether or not i should
a  n  T  451: and then
Chick2g: everyone cheats
a  n  T  451: i just did it
a  n  T  451: then
Chick2g: just not like that
a  n  T  451: she comes outside
a  n  T  451: i look up real quick
Chick2g: OMG
Chick2g: :-[
Chick2g: ???????????????
a  n  T  451: and she sees me
a  n  T  451: and she goes
a  n  T  451: are you doin something ur not suppose to be doing
a  n  T  451: and im like
a  n  T  451: umm no...??
Chick2g: but she saw you why did u lie
Chick2g: lol
Chick2g: and what happened?
Chick2g: why did u cry?
a  n  T  451: then she catches me
a  n  T  451: but she let me finsih the test
Chick2g: and?????
Chick2g: what?
Chick2g: the fuck?
a  n  T  451: so anyway
a  n  T  451: she let me finish the est
a  n  T  451: but i couldnt concentrate AT ALL
a  n  T  451: because i was like
a  n  T  451: i am a horrible person
Chick2g: LOL did she giev u a zero
a  n  T  451: i just sat there
Chick2g: why did u cry
a  n  T  451: NO
a  n  T  451: cuz i mean
Chick2g: well at leats mrs reynolds didnt catch u she woudla amde u take off your shirt
a  n  T  451: jenny
a  n  T  451: its like
a  n  T  451: thats shows bbad character
a  n  T  451: and no integrity
a  n  T  451: and im a senior
a  n  T  451: im 18 yrs old
a  n  T  451: i shouldnt be doing that
a  n  T  451: i started to cry
a  n  T  451: becase ahhh
a  n  T  451: im just a bad operson
a  n  T  451: so then
a  n  T  451: i walk in spanish
Chick2g: ummmmmm i think ur taking this a little to hard
a  n  T  451: and mrs zeleski is like
Chick2g: lol
a  n  T  451: well stanton you takin the test today.. and i go EXCUSE ME I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A TEST TODAY
a  n  T  451: and she got pissed cuz i refused to take it
a  n  T  451: then i CRIED AGAIN
a  n  T  451: jenny I DONT CRY OVER STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT
a  n  T  451: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Chick2g: ummmm i think the inside ghandi is coming out
Chick2g: i dont understand
Chick2g: why u cry
Chick2g: u never cry lol
a  n  T  451: i know i was crying at lunch
Chick2g: omg lol
Chick2g: aYOU CRIED IN SCHOOL
Chick2g: wow
a  n  T  451: and i didnt want to make a scene at all, but everyone was like awwww ant whats wrong blah vlah blah i just wanted to get away from everyone then i got a headache ahh
a  n  T  451: i was like ooh god
Chick2g: aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Chick2g: well i luv u and dont cry
Chick2g: your not a horrible person
*PRESENT DAY AFTER READING THAT CONVO*
ChICk2 g: a  n  T  451: and omg
a  n  T  451: im gonna cry again
ChICk2 g: lmao
ChICk2 g: a  n  T  451: and shes not watchin me
a  n  T  451: so....
Chick2g: you cheated?
Chick2g: =-O
ChICk2 g: omg fuckinc racing up
a  n  T  451: i was bein an emotional reject
a  n  T  451: LOLOLOLOLOL
ChICk2 g: Chick2g: everyone cheats
ChICk2 g: Chick2g: everyone cheats
ChICk2 g: Chick2g: everyone cheats
a  n  T  451: OU CHEATES? =-O
a  n  T  451: :<AAAHHHAAHAAHAAHA
ChICk2 g: like that was gonna make u feel better
a  n  T  451: LMAOAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
ChICk2 g: Chick2g: just not like that
a  n  T  451: she comes outside
a  n  T  451: i look up real quick
ChICk2 g: ok need to stop reaidng
ChICk2 g: bc imc rying
ChICk2 g: im just imagign sister pat and u in thr hall
ChICk2 g: and im dying
ChICk2 g: a  n  T  451: and she sees me
a  n  T  451: and she goes
a  n  T  451: are you doin something ur not suppose to be doing
a  n  T  451: and im like
a  n  T  451: umm no...??
ChICk2 g: a  n  T  451: and she sees me
a  n  T  451: and she goes
a  n  T  451: are you doin something ur not suppose to be doing
a  n  T  451: and im like
a  n  T  451: umm no...??
ChICk2 g: a  n  T  451: and she sees me
a  n  T  451: and she goes
a  n  T  451: are you doin something ur not suppose to be doing
a  n  T  451: and im like
a  n  T  451: umm no...??
ChICk2 g: a  n  T  451: and she sees me
a  n  T  451: and she goes
a  n  T  451: are you doin something ur not suppose to be doing
a  n  T  451: and im like
a  n  T  451: umm no...??
ChICk2 g: OMG FUNNIETS THIGN EVER
a  n  T  451: OGM HAHHAAAHHAH
a  n  T  451: omgomgogmgmgg
a  n  T  451: lmao haahhaahahahaha
ChICk2 g: a  n  T  451: because i was like
a  n  T  451: i am a horrible person
ChICk2 g: fuckin funnnnnnnny
ChICk2 g: Chick2g: well at leats mrs reynolds didnt catch u she woudla amde u take off your shirt
ChICk2 g: Chick2g: well at leats mrs reynolds didnt catch u she woudla amde u take off your shirt
ChICk2 g: o H MAN thats funny
a  n  T  451: OMG
a  n  T  451: IM DYINH
ChICk2 g: Chick2g: ummmmmm i think ur taking this a little to hard
ChICk2 g: Chick2g: ummmmmm i think ur taking this a little to hard
ChICk2 g: Chick2g: ummmmmm i think ur taking this a little to hard
ChICk2 g: LMAO LMAO LMAO seirosuly ant wtf
ChICk2 g: a  n  T  451: then i CRIED AGAIN
ChICk2 g: a  n  T  451: then i CRIED AGAIN
ChICk2 g: a  n  T  451: then i CRIED AGAIN
a  n  T  451: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ChICk2 g: Chick2g: i dont understand
Chick2g: why u cry
Chick2g: u never cry lol
a  n  T  451: INNER GHANIDI
ChICk2 g: that was dumb of me to say
ChICk2 g: cuz it made no sense inner ghandi
a  n  T  451: because ghandi cried alot?
ChICk2 g: cuz you know ghandi?
ChICk2 g: lmao
ChICk2 g: ok that whole thing
ChICk2 g: is goign in my funny shit
ChICk2 g: bc its so fuckin funy
a  n  T  451: NO SHIT HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAH
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Auto response from a  n  T  451: ChICk2 g: HONESTLY.
ChICk2 g: what WERE you thinking?
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*THAT'S RIGHT BITCH.*
ChICk2 g: and if this bitch hurts him ima fuck her up
ChICk2 g: i will
ChICk2 g: fuck
ChICk2 g: up her world
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a  n  T  451: "ride it ride it whip it whip it"
a  n  T  451: isnt that what he said
a  n  T  451: when ur like
a  n  T  451: "no. country boys shouldnt rap"
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ChICk2 g: he is a fuck up
ChICk2 g: he will fuck up no doubt bout it
ChICk2 g: that's mean to say
ChICk2 g: but once a fuck up
ChICk2 g: always a fuck up
ChICk2 g: i knwo from experience
ChICk2 g: <----
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ChICk2 g: who says sunbeams
a  n  T  451: MAO HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHa
a  n  T  451: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAhahahahahahaahahahhahahaha
a  n  T  451: LMMOOAAHAHa
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ChICk2 g: valentines day?
ChICk2 g: ok
ChICk2 g: FUCK valnetines day
ChICk2 g: im taking u out
ChICk2 g: and were gettin trashed
a  n  T  451: its this weekend
ChICk2 g: THIS WEEKEND
ChICk2 g: SEIROUSLY??!?!
a  n  T  451: YES
ChICk2 g: umm..hmm.
ChICk2 g: i wanna come down.
a  n  T  451: OMG COME DOWN AND WE'LL GO TO ATHENS
ChICk2 g: i was thinkng more like bobs
a  n  T  451: lol ok or that
ChICk2 g: we could do acid on valentines day and prented we have bfs
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ChICk2 g: a  n  T  451: umm you don't know that, it could come alive again
ChICk2 g: volcaones "come alive" again?
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a  n  T  451: QUEERGUY: hey what size is your bed
a  n  T  451: your going to buy me a comforter?
ChICk2 g: u could just steal *******
ChICk2 g:QUEERGUY: what is it queen size
ChICk2 g: i would be like
ChICk2 g: r u calling me fat?
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ChICk2 g: he reminds me of summer
ChICk2 g: i kinda miss the faggot
a  n  T  451: LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHAahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHahah
a  n  T  451: holy shit ur fuckin funny
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ChICk2 g: Hey Sunshine Moonlight,
ChICk2 g: cuz um THAT MAKES SENSE
ChICk2 g: SUNshine....MOONlight
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a  n  T  451: HE WANTED TO GO SHOPPING
a  n  T  451: WHY DIDNT I SEE THE SIGNS.
ChICk2 g: i dont know
ChICk2 g: did u check if he owned chers dvd collection
a  n  T  451: jenny
a  n  T  451: u kno how gay guys
a  n  T  451: carry around
a  n  T  451: bottles of water
a  n  T  451: You know what, water is really good.  Yeah it is!!!
ChICk2 g: ant, only gay guys do that?! lmao
*LATER IN CONVERSTAION*
ChICk2 g: hey fuck you
ChICk2 g: miss cry me a river
a  n  T  451: i was cryin an ocean
a  n  T  451: that can fill up his water bottles he carries around
a  n  T  451: FAGGOT
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ChICk2 g: Don't give me that look.
ChICk2 g: what the fuck?
ChICk2 g: ok mental
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a  n  T  451: THIS IS THE ONE
a  n  T  451: WHERE HE TOLD ME BOUT TAKIN A SHIT!!!!!!!!!1
ChICk2 g: ok
ChICk2 g: next time u meet a guy emotionally involved with poop; run
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ChICk2 g: You need to like get on so I'll have someone to talk with.
ChICk2 g: gay.
ChICk2 g: another sign
ChICk2 g: he wants to be a valley girl
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ChICk2 g: to be there with you so close that we seem stuck on one another
ChICk2 g: yes lets call him "glue"
ChICk2 g: a  n  T  451 signed off at 12:00:37 AM
a  n  T  451: THATS WHEN I  GOT FREAKED OUT
a  n  T  451: AND X. BLOCK.
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ChICk2 g:  we will know eachother in our bliss
ChICk2 g: ok first of all ; you never showed me this when it happeend and if u did i woulda made sure u got out of that relationship ASAP
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ChICk2 g: and then it's like the sun rises and sets in the same moment,
ChICk2 g: cuz the sun does that?
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ChICk2 g: ANT honestly like tell me
ChICk2 g: tell me honestely
a  n  T  451: what WAS I thinking?
ChICk2 g: thats what i was gonna say
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ChICk2 g: wait
ChICk2 g: is he singing?
ChICk2 g: or is this the email
a  n  T  451: i have no idea but that first sentence
a  n  T  451: DOES
a  n  T  451: NOT
a  n  T  451: MAKE
a  n  T  451: SENSE
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ChICk2 g: I remember that night you cried telling me how much you didn't realize what you had.
ChICk2 g: r u fuckin nuts
a  n  T  451: i dont remember
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ChICk2 g: You know what, I did just want to use to for sex tomorrow.  I wanted to hit a fine piece of ass and make you a beautiful sex toy and fuck your head off for a few hours.
ChICk2 g: was he gonan turn u into a vibrator?
ChICk2 g: with his "magic dick"?
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ChICk2 g: I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is...and you have none for me.
ChICk2 g: I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is...and you have none for me.
ChICk2 g: I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is...and you have none for me.
ChICk2 g: nice one
ChICk2 g: original.
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ChICk2 g: I was hoping to give you some sea shells
ChICk2 g: ok sally
a  n  T  451: HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
a  n  T  451: OMGG LMAOAHAHAHA
a  n  T  451: OMG
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ChICk2 g: Yes, I actually did get you a silver dolphin charm on a silver chain.
ChICk2 g: FUCKIN GAYYYYY
ChICk2 g: omg i bet he went to egypt
ChICk2 g: lit some candles around ur picture
ChICk2 g: and buried the silver dolphin charm on a silver chain.
ChICk2 g: and then cried
a  n  T  451: OMG OMGOGMOGMOMG
a  n  T  451: STOP IT KMAAHAHAAHHA
a  n  T  451:  U ARE
a  n  T  451: SO
a  n  T  451: FUCKIN
a  n  T  451: FUNNY
ChICk2 g: what can i say
ChICk2 g: pimpin aint easy
ChICk2 g: jahhkljhsahhflahfahahahahaa
ChICk2 g: shit
ChICk2 g: that was fuckin retarded
a  n  T  451: OMG HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAahahah
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a  n  T  451: yeah where is it?
a  n  T  451: your hair?
a  n  T  451: you have 2 strands of hair in ur pony tail
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a  n  T  451: ok what is this, you pretend to be paul revere ONCE when ur wasted then the name sticks.
a  n  T  451: SlapShOt O 66: did u talk about Paul revere
SlapShOt O 66: dude, u knew that entire gettsburgh address
ChICk2 g: o m g so funny
ChICk2 g: i dont even kno the fuckin gettysburg address
a  n  T  451: for his information ABE LINCOLN was the gettysburgh address , and WALT WHITMAN was the one who wrote about the poem on paul revers ride........
a  n  T  451: but i guess it doesnt matter
a  n  T  451: because i said both of them.
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tequila? - aaron
yea jose cuervo. - me
who's that? - aaron
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did i tell you my story? - aaron
no. - me
i bought one of those fake vaginas at a party once. - aaron
you did?!? - me
yeah and i lost it and i never got to even try it. so i went to back to my house to get more of my stuff and
my aunt was like "um grandma found this but i didn't tell her what it was." - aaron
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"so where i work if you have a no call/no show you automatically get fired. well i did that TWO DAYS IN A ROW
and they were like well u can come back to work on mondy and i'm like come on mother fucker just fire me, i don't wanna work here." - aaron
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"everytime i talk to you, like i could be like "jenny my cat..." and you would be like "one time i had sex..."" - aaron
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ChICk2 g: whats the name of that steppenwolf song u sent me
a  n  T  451: what!
a  n  T  451: ya right
ChICk2 g: um
ChICk2 g: what
ChICk2 g: ?
ChICk2 g: who r u talking too
a  n  T  451: i dont know
ChICk2 g: do u kno the name??
a  n  T  451: u
ChICk2 g: ok what r u on
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a  n  T  451: guess what
ChICk2 g: what
a  n  T  451: today i bagged an oldladys douche
ChICk2 g: OMG SHUT UP
a  n  T  451: i put it right on top of her eggs
ChICk2 g: your nasty
ChICk2 g: shut the fuck up
ChICk2 g: sick
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*Can we say STONED?*
a  n  T  451: i dont wnna be high anympres
a  n  T  451: my brain hurts from thinkinhg
a  n  T  451: cuz i dont sy anyhting funny
a  n  T  451: im like an out of work comedian
a  n  T  451: who lives in a box
a  n  T  451: cuz i dont say anythign funny
a  n  T  451: im like an out  of work comdeidian
a  n  T  451: livin in a box
a  n  T  451: and beef jerky ticks for dinner
a  n  T  451: u kno what im sayin
a  n  T  451: i could never live in a box
a  n  T  451: its too cold
a  n  T  451: i would get hard niple
a  n  T  451: then oppl wuld think
a  n  T  451: i was a prostiture
a  n  T  451: jusc uz i had hard nipples
a  n  T  451: that aint right
a  n  T  451: u shouldnt be judged by the hardness ofu  nipples
a  n  T  451: i have a dreamt
a  n  T  451: that one day
a  n  T  451: my children will be judged by the content of their chartacter
a  n  T  451: and not by the hardness of their nipples
a  n  T  451: martin luther kiing?
a  n  T  451: not a fan?
a  n  T  451: allright.
a  n  T  451: i mean r u there
a  n  T  451: i didnt recongzze u had ur away message uo
a  n  T  451: i was goin on
a  n  T  451: like one of those telemarketers
a  n  T  451: after u hang up on them
a  n  T  451: u kno
a  n  T  451: and they are sittin there talkin bout medicare for 20 bucks a month
a  n  T  451: HEY AT LEAST THIER NOT LIVING IN A BOX
a  n  T  451: hahah good one
a  n  T  451: me
a  n  T  451: high five?
a  n  T  451: dont do thta?
a n  T  451: alright
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a  n  T  451: can u simmer down on the message sending
a  n  T  451: seriosuly
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ChICk2 g: ok do u wanna see this bob dylan picture i have hanging up?
ChICk2 g: that i fall asleep 2
ChICk2 g: ill scan it
ChICk2 g: bc it s MY FVAORITE PICTURE
a  n  T  451: well
a  n  T  451: i saw bob dylan in applebees tonight
ChICk2 g: oh did u?
a  n  T  451: HE KEPT ON LOOKIN AT ME
a  n  T  451: and i was like shit i better get outta here before he writes a song bout me on his napkin
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ChICk2 g: hello
ChICk2 g: omg
ChICk2 g: this stupid damn
ChICk2 g: fuckin scanner keeps trying to eat bob
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a  n  T  451: i was so fuckin lit earlier
a  n  T  451: like 2 hours ago
a  n  T  451: or an hour ago
a  n  T  451: i was real lit in applebees, and i u kno i was just sittin there talkin to christy, talkin up a lil storm
a  n  T  451: then i se this guy sit up and leavce
a  n  T  451: and im like
a  n  T  451: was he behind me?
a  n  T  451: and shes like yeah
a  n  T  451: and im like oh shit i bet he heard everything i was saying/singing.... great now he thinks im slow, and that you're jus takin me out for community service
punkNdrublic05: lmao
punkNdrublic05: omg
punkNdrublic05: hahahaha
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a  n  T  451: honestly
a  n  T  451: all these
a  n  T  451: tools are tryin to chat it up with me
a  n  T  451: fuckin annoyed
a  n  T  451: HAVE NO FUCKIn IDEA WHAT AnY OF THeM ARE TALKIN BOut
a  n  T  451: i jus keep xin them
a  n  T  451: do
a  n  T  451: i
a  n  T  451: appear
a  n  T  451: to
a  n  T  451: fuckin
a  n  T  451: CARE
a  n  T  451: omg SEIROSULY
a  n  T  451: GET AWAY FROM ME
a  n  T  451: if u put all these guys together u could sell an amazing tool kit at kmart for 15 bucks
a  n  T  451: ok he just said hes goin to bed
a  n  T  451: THANK FUCKIN GOD
a  n  T  451: LET HIM ANNOY HIS NIGHT LIGHT
a  n  T  451: AND NOT ME
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Da Big IzzH: i want to show you my large
Da Big IzzH: tennis racket
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pimpoligist467: secret like the recipe to krispie kreme
pimpoligist467: lmao
ChICk2 g: wtf
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ChICk2 g: WELL I WAS BORN IN A PARTY IN A BARN WITH A GITTAR STRAPPED ACROSS MY ARM SO I LEARNED HOW TO PLAY IN A DIFFERENT STYLE EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT IM HOG WILD I CAN PICK IT HIGH PICK IT LOW PICK IT WITH MY TEETH PICK IT WITH MY TOE EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT I'M HOG WILD OINK OINK OINK ;-)
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ChICk2 g: damn turtle;-)
ChICk2 g:  i wanna "ride" the "current" and be like "woahhh..." if uknowhatimsayin;-)
LilChicaReesa: JENNY
LilChicaReesa: LMAO
LilChicaReesa: hahha
LilChicaReesa: ur too fuckin funny
ChICk2 g: seirously
LilChicaReesa: haha
LilChicaReesa: thats funny
ChICk2 g: so hott
LilChicaReesa: the turtle?
ChICk2 g: OMG I WANNA FUCK THE TURTLE
ChICk2 g: it
ChICk2 g: talks
ChICk2 g: just like ****
ChICk2 g: woahhh...dude...
ChICk2 g: omg omg omg
ChICk2 g: hottt
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Auto response from LilChicaReesa: roseanne is my hero
ChICk2 g: shes white trash
LilChicaReesa: but i love her
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ChICk2 g: whats her name
ChICk2 g: the older girl
ChICk2 g: with the flock of segull hair
LilChicaReesa: becky the blonde one?
ChICk2 g:  yeaaaah her
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LilChicaReesa: UM
LilChicaReesa: is that baby alive?
LilChicaReesa: OMG
LilChicaReesa: jenny is it intoxocated?
LilChicaReesa: feinting?
LilChicaReesa: OMG
LilChicaReesa: jenny
LilChicaReesa: who is that
ChICk2 g: that baby is me
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DiaperLuvErHugiZ: im lettin THE most rancid farts tonight
DiaperLuvErHugiZ: O M G
DiaperLuvErHugiZ: I SENT THAT TO MICHAEL
DiaperLuvErHugiZ: O M G.
DiaperLuvErHugiZ: WHAT DO I DO
DiaperLuvErHugiZ: omg long pause
DiaperLuvErHugiZ: hes not sayin nething
ChICk2 g: ;aildshfsd'
ChICk2 g: g\
ChICk2 g: fd
ChICk2 g: g
ChICk2 g: fdh
ChICk2 g: ghd
ChICk2 g: sLMAO
ChICk2 g: LMAO
ChICk2 g: LAMO
ChICk2 g: O M G
ChICk2 g: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ChICk2 g: OMG
ChICk2 g: LMAO
ChICk2 g: I CNAT RB ETAH
ChICk2 g: E
ChICk2 g: BSJLDBFSHGHKLDSKLDS
ChICk2 g: P , G
ChICk2 g: OOFKGNBDSKBN
ChICk2 g: O MG
ChICk2 g: KSJGDAFHKLDHDSKL;DSA;DAL;;L.DLAD;
ChICk2 g: ;,msp
ChICk2 g: s,[dsknknfdvk
ChICk2 g: dsdsl;mnfds;'fsgfs\
ChICk2 g: gs
ChICk2 g: gs
ChICk2 g: gfds
ChICk2 g: gs
ChICk2 g: gfs
ChICk2 g: gsgfds
ChICk2 g: fhgfd
ChICk2 g: j
ChICk2 g: js
ChICk2 g: l;jaofs;js;ghslhgh
ChICk2 g: OMGOGMGOGMOGMOGMG
ChICk2 g: I CNAT RBETAHE
ChICk2 g: SAFDSFKLSHFLDSGFKFSGDS;G
ChICk2 g: S
ChICk2 g: GS
ChICk2 g: S
ChICk2 g: S
ChICk2 g: GDS
ChICk2 g: DS'DS
ChICk2 g: GGDSN  LAMSAOSASHSHSHSHSHHSHSSHSSHSHSHSSH
ChICk2 g: O M
ChICk2 g: o mg
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a  n  T  451: i sang the entire i will survive song to jeff tonight on my cell phone
ChICk2 g: i sang the entrie jamboree in the hills song to josh last nite
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a  n  T  451: excuse me
a  n  T  451: thats my arch rival
a  n  T  451: shes married to my man
a  n  T  451: who jus doesnt kno hes my man yet
a  n  T  451: dont ever. ever. ever. send me a pic of her again unles ur makin fun of her
a  n  T  451: ok seriously bout to be pissed here in a min.
a  n  T  451: i really love kid rock
a  n  T  451: if he met me he would feel the same way
a  n  T  451: i know it
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a  n  T  451: umm
a  n  T  451: does he kno thats on his head
a  n  T  451: why didnt anyone tell him
a  n  T  451: hey man u got a deflated turbin on ur head
ChICk2 g: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
ChICk2 g: OMG
ChICk2 g: THAT is
ChICk2 g: fuckin
ChICk2 g: funny
ChICk2 g: shit
a  n  T  451: honestly
a  n  T  451: was it halloween? OH LET ME GUESS BOB,... YOU WERE A PHARISEE
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*TALKING ABOUT CHRISTINA AGUILERA AT THE GRAMMYS*
ChICk2 g: shes fuckin UGLY
a  n  T  451: FUCKIN TOLD YOU
a  n  T  451: TOLD YOU SHE HAD SOMETHING ON HER HEAD
ChICk2 g: she has her mommas crotch on her head
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a  n  T  451: ok see usually i dont go for white trash-tall-skinny-im-onwelfare-so-whens-the-first-of-the-month
so-i-can-buy-me-some-applesauce TYPE OF GUYS......but kid rock can pull it off
a  n  T  451: except those cheap off ugly oakly's he has on
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a  n  T  451: no i dont, she adopted that kid
a  n  T  451: from that wierd continent
a  n  T  451: WHO PROB HAS FLIES ON THEIR FACE.
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a  n  T  451: seriously kieth urban NOONE has a late night sweater
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ChICk2 g: I WAS
ChICk2 g: WTACHING THIS THING ON THE BEATLES AT 5 AM ON CBS
ChICk2 g: AND THIS reporter asked john lennon
ChICk2 g: "so what does the beatles mean?"
ChICk2 g: he goes
ChICk2 g: "it's just a word man. like shoe."
ChICk2 g: I WAS LIKE
ChICk2 g: WHAT?
ChICk2 g: and then paul goes
ChICk2 g: "yeah man we coulda been THE SHOES for all we know."
ChICk2 g: he saved his stupid ass
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a  n  T  451: well im sorry
a  n  T  451: i just cant
a  n  T  451: take
a  n  T  451: small
a  n  T  451: dicks
a  n  T  451: i hate them
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ChICk2 g: and one of those kids who thought jim morrison was a genius
ChICk2 g: >:o he is a genious
a  n  T  451: no he just did alot of drugs and whatever kind of wierd crazy shit he thought of somehow made sense and he wrote it down and put it to a good beat
a  n  T  451: me and u could prob do that
ChICk2 g: ok so did john lennon
ChICk2 g: but jim morrison
ChICk2 g: OK IM SORRY HES JUST SO SMART
ChICk2 g: I READ ALL HIS SHIT AND CRAP
ChICk2 g: and it was just so good...uh yeah i'm done
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ChICk2 g: anyways hold on im tyrin to get lyrics
ChICk2 g: IF
ChICk2 g: MY
ChICk2 g: COMPUTER
ChICk2 g: WASNT
ChICk2 g: BELCO CRAFT
ChICk2 g: I WOULD
ChICk2 g: HAVE THE LYRICS BY FUCKIN NOW
ChICk2 g: SEIROSULY
ChICk2 g: CANT WAIT
ChICk2 g: FOR DSL
a  n  T  451: get the lyrics for
a  n  T  451: "i feel home" by OAR
ChICk2 g: ok ant
ChICk2 g: sure
ChICk2 g: i'll get them
ChICk2 g: in 2 days
ChICk2 g: bc i HAVENT GOT THE LYRICS I WANTED YET
ChICk2 g: fuckin POS
ChICk2 g: im gonan fuckin cry
ChICk2 g: why is it so fuckin slow?!
ChICk2 g: WHY
ChICk2 g: LIKE
ChICk2 g: WHY
ChICk2 g: omg
ChICk2 g: im goin nuts
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ChICk2 g: im cleaning
ChICk2 g: im almsot done
ChICk2 g: just gotta take out the trash and clean the cat box and oh the cat BARF in 2 places and CAT PISS in the front hallway fuckin cats
LilChicaReesa: umm maybe something is wrong with ur cats maybe they are sick
ChICk2 g: no they aint sick
ChICk2 g: they are just plain retarded
LilChicaReesa: yeah they are
ChICk2 g: i hate them so much marisa
LilChicaReesa: i know
LilChicaReesa: they seem like a chore
ChICk2 g: its taking all that i am from not like murdering them and givin them to the chinese place down the road
LilChicaReesa: LMAO
ChICk2 g: >:o
LilChicaReesa: hahahhahahahaaha
LilChicaReesa: omg
LilChicaReesa: hahah
LilChicaReesa: please be kind
ChICk2 g: I MEAN
ChICk2 g: THEY FUCKIN
ChICk2 g: PEE
LilChicaReesa: just let them get run over on their own
ChICk2 g: RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR BOX
ChICk2 g: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO
ChICk2 g: PISS IN UR F'N BOX
ChICk2 g: GRRRRRRRRRR
ChICk2 g: yeah im gonna "let them outside" hehe
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Me and Aaron at a porn store:
Porn films: "Dude, where's my cock?" and "Poop Loops"
Looking thru a 50 + fat granny magazine..."OMG THAT'S MRS. SAMECK!"
*Umm yep it was Mrs. Sameck. Gross..... *
And we walk by this huge double penis thing and Aaron's like "Is that an innertube?" LMAO!!
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ChICk2 g: i am so hungry
longsnapper02: ive got some sausgae
ChICk2 g: i only like sausage with syrup on it
ChICk2 g: wait
ChICk2 g: i just got what u said
ChICk2 g: hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahha
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ChICk2 g: whats up? u dont im me
SftBalSweetie52: what are your fingers broken??
ChICk2 g: are yours?
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longsnapper02: haha fuck i could make porno ya know
longsnapper02: any fuckin idiot could
ChICk2 g: what would u call urs?
longsnapper02: hmmm
longsnapper02: naked low afro riders
longsnapper02: about black biker chicks
longsnapper02: with big afros
ChICk2 g: will u being doing these black afro chicks
longsnapper02: in there nasty black asses
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JoshR52: where did u go
ChICk2 g: umm ...that place on telegraph?
JoshR52: cross road?
ChICk2 g: i think...
ChICk2 g: i dont kno the name
JoshR52: whats around it
ChICk2 g: i dont remember
ChICk2 g: its next to other stores
JoshR52: well no shit
JoshR52: thought it was in the middle of nowhere
JoshR52: this was last night right?
ChICk2 g: noo..its right there
ChICk2 g: yes yes
JoshR52: and u cant remember
JoshR52: what side of the road
ChICk2 g: ummm
ChICk2 g: right?
JoshR52: wow
ChICk2 g: i think right
JoshR52:  u suck
ChICk2 g: ahh u should go there
JoshR52: how can i
JoshR52: not like I can ask u for directions
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LMF42485: spell valentines for me
ChICk2 g: u got it
ChICk2 g: hell yea
LMF42485: umm fuck yea
LMF42485: i kick spellings ass
ChICk2 g: sure...tell urself that
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suconarednec: how about i was studyin bio in the lobby and wanted a beer..
suconarednec: so i bust out this coffee cup, pour natty in it and drank it in the lobby
suconarednec: and it WAS SICK
suconarednec: i will never ever drink beer from a coffee cup again
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ChICk2 g: what u doin for vday
suconarednec: ha, gettin drunk
suconarednec: and urself?
ChICk2 g: dunno yet
ChICk2 g: makeout with somone and get drunk?
ChICk2 g: not in that order
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ChICk2 g: omg..
ChICk2 g: me and aaron were tellin katie about the porn store
ChICk2 g: and i go
ChICk2 g: "they have buttplugs out the ass"
ChICk2 g: omg i'm funny lol
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spoonZ1134: do you have your computer up
ChICk2 g: umm...were u tryin to be jessica simpson there
spoonZ1134: um no
spoonZ1134: why
ChICk2 g: spoonZ1134: do you have your computer up
ChICk2 g: what do u think im typing on
ChICk2 g: my typewriter?
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Da Big IzzH: I KNOW YOUR THERE JENNY
Da Big IzzH: I JUST WANT TO SAY........
Da Big IzzH: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE
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a  n  T  451: tool epidemic is goin around
ChICk2 g: seirously
ChICk2 g: we've lost so many to it
a  n  T  451: yeah some other side effects include
a  n  T  451: thinking you can rap, not being able to handle your alcohol, shirt tucked into jeans, and dancing.
a  n  T  451: um seriosuly
a  n  T  451: this one kid
a  n  T  451: was dancing, like hip hop dancing to a dave matthews song
a  n  T  451: looks like hes got the disease
ChICk2 g: another one bites the dust
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ChICk2 g: i bought a vanilla flavored condom
ultharpy: did u taste it yet?
ChICk2 g: no
ChICk2 g: it's in my wallet
ultharpy: ahahah
ultharpy: wanna let me wear it?
ChICk2 g: shhhhh
ultharpy: shhh
ultharpy: whos listening?
ChICk2 g: my virgin ears O:-)
ultharpy: ahahahahahahahaha
ChICk2 g: fuck you
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ChICk2 g: if u could have sex
ChICk2 g: with a guy
ChICk2 g: who would it be
ultharpy: what the fuck is this shit?
ultharpy: i would cut off my dick and eat it before i did that
ChICk2 g: there isnt anyone?
ultharpy: no i refuse to think about it
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suconarednec: hey, u know that toby keith poster we both got?
suconarednec: well i like the decoration, like the design around his name
ChICk2 g: me too it would be a nice tattoo
suconarednec: i think it would be a good tattoo
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ChICk2 g: coo coo catchoo
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ChICk2 g: meghan i kno you like to drive those long black trains
SftBalSweetie52: choo choo
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JONESYboy03: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
JONESYboy03: oh no
JONESYboy03: *******
JONESYboy03: gross
JONESYboy03: they better STERALIZE those needles really really good
JONESYboy03: after her
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a n  T  451: k fat black girl havin sex
a  n  T  451: like it rough
a  n  T  451: u kno
a  n  T  451: she gettin all into it
a  n  T  451: and then
a  n  T  451: she gets so into it
a  n  T  451: she goes
a  n  T  451: CALL ME A BITCH
a  n  T  451: CALL ME A BITCH MOTHA FUCKER
a  n  T  451: CALL ME A BITCH AGAIN
a  n  T  451: and the guy goes
a  n  T  451: ok BITCH, U WANT HARD, BITCH
a  n  T  451: then she goes
a  n  T  451: oh more more
a  n  T  451: and he goes
a  n  T  451: BITCH BITCH MORE U WANT MORE BITCH
a  n  T  451: she goes yes yes
a  n  T  451: then he goes
a  n  T  451: U LIKE IT FAT BITCH?
a  n  T  451: and she goes
a  n  T  451: "excuse me?"
a  n  T  451: "hold up"
a  n  T  451: thats the joke
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a  n  T  451: its ok doodey bird
ChICk2 g: ummmmm. right.
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ChICk2 g: should i dl this video entitled: britney spears fighting a bear
JonesyBoy 0 3: hahahahahahahahahhahahah
JonesyBoy 0 3: omg
JonesyBoy 0 3: duh!
ChICk2 g: what the fuck?
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louE03: are you drunk?
Volley Girl 14: niop]
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LilChicaReesa: latchkey is an after school thing
LilChicaReesa: i used to go to it all the time
ChICk2 g: I have never heard of latchkey in my life--another weird michigan thing
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LilChicaReesa: how was dinner?
ChICk2 g: the waiter had a very nice ass
ChICk2 g: i was like can i have that a on a dish please
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LilChicaReesa: so i def brought like 50 of those lightdays pads here last time i came back
ChICk2 g: i buy the original diaper sized ones
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a  n  T  451: later hungry hungry hippo
a  n  T  451: i like that game
a  n  T  451: ok enuf.
a  n  T  451: im annoying myself now
a  n  T  451: goodbye.
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a  n  T  451: FTpimp65: i know my times tables
a  n  T  451: ok woo hoo.
a  n  T  451: want a sticker?
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ChICk2 g: ew
ChICk2 g: no
ChICk2 g: i hate biff
ChICk2 g: i named my hamster after him
LilChicaReesa: HAHAHAH
ChICk2 g: seriously
ChICk2 g: i had 2 hamsters
ChICk2 g: named
LilChicaReesa: biff and buff?
ChICk2 g: biff and buff
ChICk2 g: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA
LilChicaReesa: i knew it
ChICk2 g: sophie smashed biff
ChICk2 g: and buff froze
LilChicaReesa: WHAT?
LilChicaReesa: smashed him ?
ChICk2 g: yeah
ChICk2 g: she picked up his ceramic water dish
ChICk2 g: and smashed him
ChICk2 g: on accident
ChICk2 g: poor biff
ChICk2 g: that has to be a horrible way to go
LilChicaReesa: OMG
ChICk2 g: attack of the water dish
LilChicaReesa: POOR THING
LilChicaReesa: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LLMAO LNAO
ChICk2 g: i hate hamsters
ChICk2 g: they smell
ChICk2 g: like woodchips
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ChICk2 g: i love him
ultharpy: thats nasty
ChICk2 g: well him 2 years ago when he wasn't nasty
ultharpy: yes he was
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Lindsay:
ChICk2 g: maybe i was meant to be a niglet
LMF42485: is that like a black piglet from winnie the pooh
ChICk2 g: black piglet
ChICk2 g: = niglet
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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*AFTER SHOWING HER A PIC OF ME WITH PURPLE HAIR*
LilChicaReesa: U ARE THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
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LMF42485: gimmie some ppls email addresses
LMF42485: like ressa and shit
LMF42485: hehehhehe
ChICk2 g: what r u doin?
LMF42485: u know those emails u get and they say ur gonna die if u dont send them to 10 ppl
ChICk2 g: lindsay u belive that
LMF42485: yea
LMF42485: u would be sad if i died tom
ChICk2 g: hahahahaa
ChICk2 g: i would
ChICk2 g: but an email isnt gonna kill u
LMF42485: i need 4 more emails
LMF42485: hrry i mite die
LMF42485: hello
LMF42485: u dont care if i die
LMF42485: fine
LMF42485: w/e
ChICk2 g: *Gives her ppl's emails*
LMF42485: so i asked ant for her email and she goes why does meghan want to sign me up for black ebony porn?
LMF42485: nm
LMF42485: hopefully i wont get hit by a semi tom
LMF42485: if i do
ChICk2 g: lindsay stop it
LMF42485: its on ur nappy red head
ChICk2 g: umm
ChICk2 g: nappy?
ChICk2 g: and i dont have red hair
ChICk2 g: and why would it be on my head
ChICk2 g: i just gave u the emails to save ur life
LMF42485: yea and some of them were false emails they werent real
LMF42485: u want me to die
LMF42485: bitch
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LMF42485: i hate meghans info more and more each day
LMF42485: never trust a big butt and a smile
LMF42485: or something
LMF42485: who says that
ChICk2 g: i dont get it
LMF42485: i dont get it either
LMF42485: maybe its a black thing
ChICk2 g: prolly
ChICk2 g: they have big butts
ChICk2 g: and u can only see them when they smile
LMF42485: my mom just yelled at me for laughing for too loud
LMF42485: gahahhahahkasdhfajs
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spoonZ1134: dude they have like midget love now on tv
ChICk2 g: what will they come up with next
spoonZ1134: one girl is kinda cute and then I got thinking....could you imagine them being like lap dancers?
spoonZ1134: you would need to get them like a step stool
ChICk2 g: or they could jump up
spoonZ1134: climb up
ChICk2 g: get a trampoline
ChICk2 g: and they would jump on it and bounce into ur lap
spoonZ1134: catch them in the air
ChICk2 g: OMG SICK
ChICk2 g: AHAHAHA
spoonZ1134: tuesday night is MIDGET NIGHT!
spoonZ1134: what if I was a midget?
ChICk2 g: id block u
ChICk2 g: in the nicest way tho
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spoonZ1134: god
spoonZ1134: are you blind?
spoonZ1134: god ray charles
ChICk2 g: um shut up
spoonZ1134: sorry helen keler
ChICk2 g: ok
ChICk2 g: rainman
spoonZ1134: ok stevie wonder
spoonZ1134: lmao
spoonZ1134: Im funny
ChICk2 g: hilarious
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You're gonna get AIDS. - me
No I'm not. Only black people have AIDS. - Ant
HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....wait, seriously? - Me
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ChICk2 g: dude jurassic park is on
ChICk2 g: ok im so scared
ChICk2 g: omg
ChICk2 g: i have to turn jurassic park off
ChICk2 g: omg
ChICk2 g: dino claw
ChICk2 g: is gonan get her
ChICk2 g: OMG SHES BLEEDING
spoonZ1134: shut it off!
ChICk2 g: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ChICk2 g: omgomgomgogmogm
ChICk2 g: no
ChICk2 g: nonnnnnnononono yes yes shoot it
ChICk2 g: shoot it
ChICk2 g: its fuckin flare gun
ChICk2 g: wtf
ChICk2 g: he needs a 12 gage
spoonZ1134: ok stop
ChICk2 g: OMG
ChICk2 g: DINOS
ChICk2 g: YES YES
ChICk2 g: no nonon
ChICk2 g: omg fuckin YEAH RIGHT
ChICk2 g: they r gonan be their snacks
spoonZ1134: stop!
ChICk2 g: omg trex is gonna come
ChICk2 g: TREX
ChICk2 g: omg i love trex
spoonZ1134: STOP IT
ChICk2 g: omh
ChICk2 g: HERE HE COMES
ChICk2 g: yessssssssssssssss
spoonZ1134: ok Im done
ChICk2 g: omg run u idiots
ChICk2 g: run
ChICk2 g: fuckin RUN
ChICk2 g: they r just sittin there
spoonZ1134: bye
ChICk2 g: what
ChICk2 g: ok bye
spoonZ1134: you are being annoying
ChICk2 g: OMG
ChICk2 g: TREX DIDNT COME :-(
ChICk2 g: they are saved
ChICk2 g: by the army
ChICk2 g: movie is over
ChICk2 g: :-(
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ChICk2 g: he is nice and i keep talking about him!!
ChICk2 g: what the fuck is wrong with me
LilChicaReesa: ur in love
ChICk2 g: HAHAHAHAHAAHa
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LilChicaReesa: and he was like " well its obvious that sam is the hottest hobbit out there"
ChICk2 g: i second that emotion
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ChICk2 g: MMMMMWWWOOOOOOOAHHHHHH
ChICk2 g: THHHHHHHHHANKKKKKKKK YOOOOU
ChICk2 g: maybe he speaks humback
ChICk2 g: MMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAA
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LilChicaReesa: yeahhhh
LilChicaReesa: its my precious
ChICk2 g: ok gollum
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a  n  T  451: i think im havin a heart attacke
ChICk2 g: why??
ChICk2 g: ANT REALLY?
a  n  T  451: i stood up too fast
ChICk2 g: TELL UR MOM
ChICk2 g: omg
ChICk2 g: geez
a  n  T  451: NO U FUCKIN MORON
ChICk2 g: dont scare me
a  n  T  451: my heart
a  n  T  451: was jus goin unts
ChICk2 g: well didnt u have a heart murmmur bitch
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ChICk2 g: sending dave pics
a  n  T  451: not of edward sizzor hands right?
ChICk2 g: fuck no
ChICk2 g: think id let ppl kno i was friends with edward
a  n  T  451: LMAO
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a  n  T  451: bitch
a  n  T  451: get real
ChICk2 g: LOLOL
ChICk2 g: GET REAL BITCH
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nascarphil129: what did paris hilton do to deserve an ass kicking
ChICk2 g: date nick carter >:o
nascarphil129: oooh ok
nascarphil129: that bitch
ChICk2 g: fuckin i kno
ChICk2 g: and if she was dating toby
ChICk2 g: oh no
ChICk2 g: it would be death
nascarphil129: toby wouldn't sink that low
ChICk2 g: i know!!
ChICk2 g: thank god
ChICk2 g: he should just sink to my level
nascarphil129: i would kill her too if that ever happened
ChICk2 g: hahahahahahaha
ChICk2 g: oohh toby
ChICk2 g: how i love him
nascarphil129: sooooo hot
nascarphil129: want to touch the hiney
ChICk2 g: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
ChICk2 g: yesssssssss
nascarphil129: hahahaha
ChICk2 g: and his weenie
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ChICk2 g: ok i just saw a girl
ChICk2 g: wiht the biggest tits ever
spoonZ1134: looking in the mirror again?
ChICk2 g: LOLOLOL
ChICk2 g: no
ChICk2 g: on this porn
spoonZ1134: ok stop looking at porn
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a n T 451: like i was high when the cop was talkinng to me
a n T 451: he saw all the change in my purse jenny
a n T 451: and he goes
a n T 451: life savings?
a n T 451: and i go
a n T 451: hey man a penny saved is a penny earned
a n T 451: then im like shit dont talk like that (in my head)
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a n T 451: i'm in love with PB
a n T 451: omg his eyes
a n T 451: are so beautiful
a n T 451: i love him
a n T 451: and i ACT SO STUPID AROUND HIM
a n T 451: ok today
a n T 451: he goes
a n T 451: "thank you"
a n T 451: and i go
a n T 451: "heheheh hahahahahah hehehe hahahaahh YOU'RE WELCOME"
a n T 451: <----------fuckin idiot
a n T 451: no seriously i act like a fuckin idiot
a n T 451: like today
a n T 451: i was wearin this sticker for the donuts they were havin a special on
a n T 451: and he goes
a n T 451: have u tried the donuts
a n T 451: and i go
a n T 451: "no, im just representin"
a n T 451: IM JUST REPRESENTING?
a n T 451: WHAT WAS I Thinking
a n T 451: then of course i go
a n T 451: '"hehehehe hahaha heheheh"
a n T 451: i think hes so hot, i love how he stands
a n T 451: how he moves
a n T 451: how cool he talks
a n T 451: and then i just make a fool out of myself EVERY FUCKIN TIME WE TALK
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ChICk2 g: youre a pyscho u kno that
spoonZ1134: yep I do
spoonZ1134: but hey thanks
spoonZ1134: i like when people tell me
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a n T 45: i was wearing like scrubs and i felt like white trash on COPS
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ChICk2 g: i knew it.
ChICk2 g: I JUST KNEW IT
ChICk2 g: I KNEW HE WAS GAY
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ChICk2 g: why do i get weirdos
ChICk2 g: WHY
a n T 451: ya um u only attract wierdos for some odd reason
a n T 451: uve had some crazy kids
ChICk2 g: i know what the fuck
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a n T 451: i love u jenny
ChICk2 g: what?
a n T 451: i love u
a n T 451: <3
ChICk2 g: ok
ChICk2 g: thanks?
a n T 451: fuckin bitch
a n T 451: ur supposed to say it back
a n T 451: fuck u
a n T 451: i take it back
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a n T 451: WHATS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT
a n T 451: GOT TO DO GOT TO DO
ChICk2 g: *wait turn the radio down*
a n T 451: hahahahahahahahaha
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Auto response from ChICk2 g: "Hey Marisa, It's Jamal. Meghan gave me your phone number.
I'm a 39 year old black man. Are YOU down with BROWN?" ~ Ant HAHAHAHAAHAHA
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ChICk2 g: ok michael jackson is a freak
ChICk2 g: he used to be a poor black boy
ChICk2 g: now hes a rich white woman
ChICk2 g: lamooahhahaahahahahahaahja
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ChICk2 g: what is the name of the breed of cow with the hump?
ChICk2 g: it's very distinugishable among other breeds although not the only breed with a hump
SftBalSweetie52: a camel
ChICk2 g: HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAAA
ChICk2 g: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
ChICk2 g: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG
ChICk2 g: FUCKIN FUNNY
ChICk2 g: no
ChICk2 g: btw
ChICk2 g: not a camel
ChICk2 g: Brahman
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ChICk2 g: what is the name of the breed of a cow mixed with buffalo?
SftBalSweetie52: cowfalo
ChICk2 g: CLOSE!
ChICk2 g: Beefalo
ChICk2 g: COWFALO
ChICk2 g: omg
ChICk2 g: omg
ChICk2 g: omg
ChICk2 g: im dying
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ChICk2 g: what is the high quality beef breed...u kno this one
SftBalSweetie52: hamburger
ChICk2 g: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
ChICk2 g: OMGOGMGOMGOGMOGMGGMOGMGOG
ChICk2 g: Angus
ChICk2 g: duh
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ChICk2 g: what cows are blue?
SftBalSweetie52: ones that cant breathe
ChICk2 g: NO
ChICk2 g: Belgian Blues
ChICk2 g: i bet u didnt kno there were blue cows did u
SftBalSweetie52: yeah you got me....I didnt
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SftBalSweetie52: ok done with the cow games
ChICk2 g: what breed was dolly?
SftBalSweetie52: I give
ChICk2 g: Shorthorn
SftBalSweetie52: jenny please I'm dying here
SftBalSweetie52: just stop
ChICk2 g: NO!
ChICk2 g: NOT UNTIL U KNOW YOUR BREEDS
ChICk2 g: THESE ARE THE DAYS OF YOUR LIVES
ChICk2 g: AND THESE ARE IMPORTANT LESSONS MUST BE LEARNED
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ChICk2 g: ok ill give u an EASY ONE
ChICk2 g: what breed has LONGHORNS and originated in TEXAS
ChICk2 g: (actually originated in Mexico but hey)
SftBalSweetie52: longhorns
ChICk2 g: omg
ChICk2 g: u got it wrong
ChICk2 g: how could u get that wrong
ChICk2 g: TEXAS LONGHORNS
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SftBalSweetie52: jenny because I live in the city, I like the city, I dotn give a flying fuck about cows.....
all I care about is that they taste good when butchered up and cooked
ChICk2 g: when the city dies out and you have nothing to eat and all there is are cows you're gonna
wanna know how to recognize each breed and which breed has the better quality beef
SftBalSweetie52: blah  blah blah
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ChICk2 g: so what is the michael jackson breed
ChICk2 g: this is really interesting
ChICk2 g: and fuckin funny
SftBalSweetie52: I give
ChICk2 g: Marchigiana
ChICk2 g: when born they have black characteristics
ChICk2 g: and when they are 4 months
ChICk2 g: they turn white
ChICk2 g: hahahahahahahahahahahahhhaa
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LMF42485: SloppyDRC: ha tell jenny im gonna milk her cow all night long
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*LINDSAYS INFO*
SftBalSweetie52: tell Jenny that I dont care about cows
ChICk2 g: whatever I care about cows

^hahahaha, I love my friends
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Auto response from SloppyDRC: milkin' jenny's cow. brb
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ChICk2 g: hey its my holiday
ChICk2 g: fat tuesday
SftBalSweetie52: mine too
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ChICk2 g: cuz i found out he spread around some pics of me
ChICk2 g: junior yr
JPMDR111: i hurd about that
JPMDR111: and that ass didnt send them to me
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a n T 451: sorry i was eating
a n T 451: i had wendys
ChICk2 g: ooooooooook
ChICk2 g: thats nice ppl feed u
a n T 451: LMAO
a n T 451: ok starving cambodian child
ChICk2 g: im serious im starving
ChICk2 g: i am
a n T 451: WITH FLIES ON UR FACE
ChICk2 g: im about to get flies on my face
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a n T 451: HES A FUCKIN NUT CASE
a n T 451: seriously
a n T 451: coo coo..........
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longsnapper02: OH WHAT THE FUCK
longsnapper02: johnny cash was as cool as the other side of the pillow
a n T 451: i was talking about YOU
a n T 451: not being that coool
longsnapper02: ohhh
longsnapper02: well that wasnt very nice
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Auto response from a n T 451:
a n T 451: u drove a man to drink
ChICk2 g: thats what i do
.........hahha oooooo... you kno how she rolls:-P
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a n T 451: he wouldnt do that
ChICk2 g: he said he was serious
a n T 451: LMAO
a n T 451: "HE SAID HE WAS SERIOUS."
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Auto response from a n T 451:
ChICk2 g: but before we do it we usally talk about whats goin on
ChICk2 g: and world issues and shit
......"yeah fuck terrorists... can we fuck now".........WHO DOES THAT?
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a n T 451: OMG
a n T 451: LET IT BE
a n T 451: i mean
a n T 451: imagine is on the radio
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a n T 451: i'm giving up boys for lent
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JonesyBoy 0 3: so i call my uncle today
JonesyBoy 0 3: and i go.. "hey whats up"
JonesyBoy 0 3: and he goes.. "not my weiner"
JonesyBoy 0 3: it was quite... well uhmmm weird
JonesyBoy 0 3: then he was like.. "what about you.. your weiner up"  and i was like, "umm no. is amber there"
JonesyBoy 0 3: he's so fucking weird
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Auto response from a n T 451 (1:53:23 AM): Jodies drunk phone call:
"ANT! TGIF--Thank God Im Alone now,(yeah because it stands for that?), anyways I know what i want out of life,
i have good friends, i get good grades but right now ALLS I WANT IS WEDNYS SPICEY CHICKEN SANDWICH...seriously.
*starts cryin because alls she wants is wendys, then some drunk kid who jodie calls "harry potter" comes along***
"ant harry is staring at me, Harry are you putting a spell on me? why dont you jus fly away on your magic broom...
Me: jodie is this kid hot?are you gonna hook up with him?
Jodie: i dont know ant, i wouldnt kno what to do with his glasses
*i hear some drunk sloppy kissing then i hang up*
Anyways jodie call me when you're sober so you can let me know what you did with his glasses;-)Let this be a lesson--don't dial under the influence.
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wldcrzkelly: im sensing a little bit of hostility coming from u
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SftBalSweetie52: you two are a pair of retards made in heaven
*YEP SPECIAL HEAVEN*
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SftBalSweetie52: what a guy
SftBalSweetie52: steals gas, robs houses, and gives you compliments
SftBalSweetie52: yeah you just bite the shit out of each other
ChICk2 g: mmmmmmm hottt
SftBalSweetie52: mmmmm weird
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Auto response from ChICk2 g (2:29:27 PM): so i'm an idiot and i went to reheat my alfredo which came in this styrofoam box
so i just put it all in the oven since there's no microwave...um i went to check on it...
I DIDNT KNOW FREAKIN STYROFOAM MELTED?! ugh yeah it does..and all my alfredo fell out...
:-( so i scooped it up b/c i was still gonna eat it man...there's starving kids in the world that would love to
have some nasty reheated alfredo..anyways i put it in a pan and sit at the computer and it starts burning and
my sister goes "if that burns you're not allowed using the stove without supervision.":-[
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ChICk2 g: i was like ' yeah i laid down next to u when i was done and u shoved ur fingers in my mouth'
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a n T 451: .......but hes a fuckin nutcase
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a n T 451: meanwhile i was thinkin u done smoked yourself to thinkn ur superman
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a n T 451: AHAAHAHAH I LOVE HIM
a n T 451: hes so funny
a n T 451: isnt he smarter than u think
ChICk2 g: he uses big words for a stoner
ChICk2 g: he said
ChICk2 g: "yeah they all conglomerated at my house"
ChICk2 g: i was like woah dont hurt yourself man
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"I'm done with drugs. Really. Except weed. That's not a drug. I smoke 15 joints a day at least. And when I don't I get pissed at myself."
~ Bob on drugs.
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"This dog walked up to me and just FARTED and it fuckin stinked. It was raunchy.
I was like get the fuck away from me you stinky mother fucker. You know?"
~Bob on stinky dogs
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"Ya I lost my ID. I prolly dropped it somewhere when I was out vandalizing.
Some mother fucker is prolly sittin around bein like "Who is this Bob kid? I'm gonna fuck him up."
Shit I prolly kicked a mailbox then dropped it. I would be like "Officer I was just pissin....*LONG PAUSE*....Durbin kicked it."
~Bob on...something
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"FUCK IT."
~Bob on...well...everything
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"Yeah. He got like 50 bottles of cologne and I dont even got one.
I'm like 'Hey if you dont like the way I smell then dont come around me' You know? Fuck it. I don't care if I stink."
~Bob on pansies
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"Yeah when my Dad comes downstairs in his tighty whities you know he means buisness."
~Bob on his Dad's underware
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"Yeah you can just be with a bunch of your dawgs but then when you're ready for sleep you're like 'Fuck where's the chicks?'"
~ Bob on sex deprivation
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"Yeah she's pretty. But fuck no I wouldn't fuck her. She's fuckin stupid. The only way she'd get my dick hard is if I duck-taped her mouth shut. I was talking to her for like two minutes and she was talking to me like I was her fuckin cousin or some shit and she was tellin' me how her baby says this guy's name this way or some fuckin shit and I'm like 'Who the fuck cares?!' It ain't my baby."
~Bob on dumb bitches
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a n T 451: i wouldnt trust that kid with a hamster
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"and you were wearing a bird on your head...and a tube top with a malcom X picture on it" - ant
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Chick2g: The moment lasted for only one cigarette But thats how its always been since they first met
Chcik2g: :-(:'(
Chick2g: i just thought of sebastian and me
Chick2g: except in our situation
Chcik2g: the moment lasted for each blunt:-P
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Chick2g: who the hell is wam wam
Ant451: my grandma
Chick2g: oh
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cHICK2G: cuz ur a bitch
a n T 451: uh no ur the bitch
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SftBalSweetie52: what did she think we did, stared at each other?
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SteveeepooH: im fuckin draunk
CHick2g: way 2 be man
SteveeepooH: and so ifs everyboday else
CHick2g: whats the occasion
SteveeepooH: drunk 2004
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nascarphil129: next time i see that i'll be like hey those cows are ruminating
nascarphil129: and i'll be like i learned that from jenny t
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nascarphil129 : i've seen a cow takin a piss before
nascarphil129: we were driven by a field somewhere in mizzou, and i look over, and there is this cow, takin piss right there
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LilChicaReesa: Those guys are SO UGLY
LilChicaReesa: THEY SO SHOULD NOT HAVE THEIR SHIRTS OFF
LilChicaReesa: ok jenny i dont want to see anymore white trash after this
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LilChicaReesa: diddatdoggdjustfart?
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JoshR52: jesus loves you
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JonesyBoy03: and the ... umm
JonesyBoy03: shit
JonesyBoy03: what are they called
JonesyBoy03: the weird people
JonesyBoy03: amish
JonesyBoy03: yeah
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JonesyBoy03: jenny... look at my roommate, ryan's, journal..
JonesyBoy03: "then we decide to leave...o yeah...the reason we went...Stanley's box
(referred to as Porn Box cuz we don't know what's inside) was unlocked!!! We looked...o yes...softcore porn...just one magazine...so "
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a n T 451: aol works now
ChICk2 g: i kno really?
a n T 451: fuck u.
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a n T 451: im pissed
a n T 451: mark came in here
a n T 451: and fuckin farted
a n T 451: and left
a n T 451: now it STINKS
CHick2g: no wonder hes got holes in his pants
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a n T 451: so im on this diet
a n T 451: ive had salads for the past 2 days
CHick2g: no u didnt
CHick2g: was on the phone with u when u go
CHick2g: "mmm this pizza is good wheres it from"
a n T 451: oh
a n T 451: i forgot about that
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CHick2g: i just bougth a little package not the bottle bc the bottle is 40 bucks and
no ur not taking them bc they fuck up ur heart and u have a heart problem brian littrell
a n T 451: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
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a n T 451: he prob wakes up and checks his gender every mornin
CHick2g: not like theres much to check
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CHick2g: do u kno who his idol is?
a n T 451: sebastian under the sea
CHick2g: hahaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
CHick2g: UNDER THE FUCKINN SEA
CHick2g: oomg funny
CHick2g: but no
CHick2g: Peter North
a n T 451: who
a n T 451: uh
a n T 451: whos that
CHick2g: hes this pornstar guy
CHick2g: with a huuuuuuuuuuuge dick
CHick2g: and hes ripped
CHick2g: he's like
CHick2g: that guy is my fuckin idol
CHick2g: i really wanna be a porn star
a n T 451: so his porno could be called
a n T 451: sebastian under the blanket
CHick2g: it could also be called
CHick2g: "i have a weird obbsession with jennys a-hole"
a n T 451: lmao hahahahahahahaha
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a n T 451: so how bout my sister came over to dye my moms hair red
a n T 451: and my dad finally noticed 3 days later, and goes
a n T 451: "thats odd, something you dont see everyday, a red haired mexican"
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JOEY COLEMAN'S INFO:
Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
A: Christopher Walkin!
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a n T 451: dont even PUT THAT IN Fs4
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nascarphil129: they just don't appreciate the hotness that is toby keith
CHick2g: DAMN STRAIGHT
CHick2g: and oh so much appreciation is needed
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a n T 451: no, hes still hotter than ...some things. but his personality is lame
a n T 451: its like sorry ur sense of humor isnt as advanced as mine
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a n T 451: who ching chang wung yang?
CHick2g: yeah
CHick2g: foo sing or w/e
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SftBalSweetie52: Jenn wants to know if you have bluebidyblue power?
CHick2g: come again?
SftBalSweetie52: you have bluebidyblue power?
CHick2g: wtf is that
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CHick2g: well its in my journal now
JonesyBoy 0 3: jenny
JonesyBoy 0 3: it's called your jizz
JonesyBoy 0 3: get it right
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hamhamsophie: i hade a dreem thet i got maryd to the hottest gy evr
hamhamsophie: last nite
hamhamsophie: he was so HOT.
CHick2g: orlando?
hamhamsophie: no even hotr
CHick2g: do u kno who it was
hamhamsophie: no but he was hot
hamhamsophie: hotr then you can amagen
CHick2g: toby keith?
hamhamsophie: hotr
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CHick2g: i kno its the bomb
CHick2g: did i just say
CHick2g: "the bomb"
LilChicaReesa: umm yeah
LilChicaReesa: not acceptable
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Me: Do you know where Ant is?
Stewy: No. Do you?
Me: No, that's why I asked you.
Stewy: Oh.
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CHick2g: awww did he bring u flowers
a n T 451: yeah because that would happen
CHick2g: IT could......in a perfect world
a n T 451: pshhhhhh
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a n T 451: aunt rosheree
a n T 451: was complaining about something
a n T 451: cuz someone lied to her and owes her money
a n T 451: and my mom was like
a n T 451: "dont worry yourself about it, its not going to change anything, its pointless, its like kathy banging her head against the floor... pointless"
CHick2g: im sure kathy thinks shes making a point
a n T 451: which one?
a n T 451: 1. change my diaper
a n T 451: or
a n T 451: 2. feed me
a n T 451: or
a n T 451: 3. put on the fuckin teletubbies
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CHick2g: i think the story about how she bit ur arm is so fuckin funny
a n T 451: no its not
a n T 451: i was a scared 6 yr old
a n T 451: who was like WTF DO I DO
a n T 451: she wouldnt let go
a n T 451: so finally i had to squeeze her nose
a n T 451: ......when retards attack
a n T 451: man i'm going to hell
CHick2g: they are on cloud 9
CHick2g: they think we are the retards
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Auto response from CHick2g: so i don't get why some messed up teeth china man who can't sing and
barely speaks english is like the hottest thing in town now? explain anyone? "See bangs see bangs" what? i got bangs? you see them william hung?
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a n T 451: so i have a serious question
a n T 451: do u think kid rock would ever marry me
CHick2g: thats ur serious question?
a n T 451: so seriously, me and kid rock.. married? what do you think?
CHick2g: u willl just live in a double wide with rims
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longsnapper02: shes a fanny pack
longsnapper02: with seven different colors and eight zippers
longsnapper02: the more colors and the more zippers the worse
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CHick2g: i just realized the only time i drank with u was when i puked my guts out bc i drank the beers too fast and
smoked too much weed hmm great 1st drinking impression
suconarednec: yeah then we peed outside
suconarednec: and u went out with no shoes on
suconarednec: in the snow
CHick2g: i just remember peeing and puking
CHick2g: and u going "okay u done?"
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CHick2g: 80 + 80 is..........190 i think
suconarednec: 160
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CHick2g: im making out with bob this weekend
suconarednec: does he know this
CHick2g: not yet
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suconarednec: whatever happened to plato
suconarednec: i mean leno
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spoonZ1134: I had a thermometer in my ass
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a n T 451: jenny  when you were high u were like "ant you're a fuckin p.i.m.p." and i was like "why did u jus call me bambi?"
and then u go "did u see how i put napkins in front of my mouth when i said pimp? just incase there are any pimps in here" HAHAHA
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mSu dork 84: Hey Jenny its kelly....I saw a bumper sticker and thought of u.....SAVE A HORSE...RIDE A COWBOY
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spoonZ1134: knock knock
CHick2g: whos there?
spoonZ1134: little boy blue
CHick2g: little boy blue who?
spoonZ1134: michael jackon1!
spoonZ1134: lmao
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Auto response from CHick2g: do u guys know what the song "layla" is about...lol trust me you'll know if u listen to the lyrics -Making a CD:-D
JoshR52: isn't it about his daughter that died?? I think that's what it was
CHick2g: transvestite
JoshR52: really?
CHick2g: oh wait
CHick2g: omg
CHick2g: wrong song
CHick2g: Lola
CHick2g: i had it wrong
CHick2g: Lola is about a transvestite
CHick2g: dammit why am i stupid
JoshR52: nice goin
CHick2g: shit
JoshR52: good thing I caught that, almost ruined a good song Jenny T! haha
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JonesyBoy 0 3 : omg
JonesyBoy 0 3: here's your message
JonesyBoy 0 3: lol
JonesyBoy 0 3: hahahahhahaha
JonesyBoy 0 3: ogm
JonesyBoy 0 3: i love it
JonesyBoy 0 3: i'm going up this hill, like a train that chugs, i can chug... I CHUGGED A BONG
JonesyBoy 0 3: I mean a beer
JonesyBoy 0 3: omg
JonesyBoy 0 3: it's fucking hilarious
JonesyBoy 0 3: your japan joke...? remember that
JonesyBoy 0 3: there's deer all over the place like this is fucking bambi's house
JonesyBoy 0 3: a retarded midget!!!!!!!
JonesyBoy 0 3: hahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
JonesyBoy 0 3: lololololololololololololololololol
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CHick2g: who is this?
DZSeiteki: Em
CHick2g: em who
DZSeiteki: Dear lord
DZSeiteki: Sister emmy
CHick2g: youre a nun?
DZSeiteki: OMG
CHick2g: who is this
DZSeiteki: Emily Hope Torielli
CHick2g: o
CHick2g: u pyscho
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a n T 451: did u make it ok back to ur house cuz u were high
CHick2g: i took a nap
a n T 451: uh where at?
CHick2g: on the side of the road
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a n T 451: i think bob made us smoke dandelions, because i didnt feel shit
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a n T 451: like pam anderson, if i ever catch her in a dark alley
a n T 451: ill pop that inflatable bitch and watch her spin around the alley
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"I don't care if 500 mother fuckin' Africans see my dick!" - Bob
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xxandrea0788xx: well.. she cheats on him 2..its like a big fuckin sex relationship.. they have sex 2gether.. and w/ everyone else in ohio
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xxandrea0788xx: ..yea they are pretty stupid.. omg.. one of my friends dad's was trippin on sumthn or
other a long time ago.. lmao.. and he went 2 the bar and there was these big piles of like.. gravel or sumthn..
and he wouldnt go in the bar.. cuz he was protecting his car from the "giant turtles"
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CHick2g: kris...is he still.....nuts or whatever he is
xxandrea0788xx: kris was kinda like.. stalkin my friends
xxandrea0788xx: lmao!
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CHick2g: mm i want some hard cock
JonesyBoy 0 3: i have some hard cock.. but it's reserved... sorry
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LilChicaReesa: jenny u almost make being drunk and doing laundry sound fun... but im not buying it
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uljet3684: u here about that party
CHick2g: which one?
uljet3684: the one in your mouth IAM CUMMIN
CHick2g: hahahashshshahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaa
CHick2g: ahahahahahahahaaaahahaaahahaaa
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CHick2g: i got my clit done 2
uljet3684: shut up
CHick2g: it didnt hurt as much
uljet3684: shut up
uljet3684: i dont beleive u
CHick2g: i did
uljet3684: u serious
CHick2g: i didnt
uljet3684: i knew it
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CHick2g: i just heard somethign funny
CHick2g: "convicted felon martha stewart"
CHick2g: LOL!
spoonZ1134: how is that funny?
CHick2g: i dunno
CHick2g: i just thought it was
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spoonZ1134: Im having 4 kids
spoonZ1134: william maurice
CHick2g: maurice...?
spoonZ1134: thats my grandfather bitch
CHick2g: its a nice name
spoonZ1134: yeah nice cover
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spoonZ1134: peter stanley is cool
CHick2g: i wanna name my first boy
CHick2g: Wyatt Michael
spoonZ1134: ew no
spoonZ1134: wyatt reminds me of a retard
CHick2g: um and Peter Stanley is cool?
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*DON'T SMOKE DOPE. HAHA*
KoVy 0027: what the hell were you payin attention to in the back seat??
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CHick2g: is a he a tool
a n T 451: ya a sharp one
CHick2g: hes a knife
a n T 451: ya the ones u buy off those late night infomercials
CHick2g: yeah and the crab biscuits
a n T 451: im not familiar
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a n T 451: um happiness comes from within, not from fat boys
a n T 451: remember that
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CHick2g: aww how cute
CHick2g: does he have a penis?
CHick2g: cause if so
CHick2g: he's a liar.
CHick2g: dickface.
CHick2g : mother fucker
CHick2g: mother fuckin pim.mp. wannabe
a n T 451: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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a n T 451: HONESTLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING?
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a n T 451: what the hello operator do u have to tell me
a n T 451: what does it have to do with
CHick2g: huh?
a n T 451: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME
CHick2g: o
CHick2g: umm
CHick2g: ill figure it out
CHick2g: but for now
CHick2g: i must depart
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a n T 451: mother angelica is one of the lost homies
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CHick2g: hwo was thta thugn guy he came iwth to markos?
a n T 451: excuse me
a n T 451: i cant decipher I'M DRUNK language
a n T 451: which oine
CHick2g: thug
CHick2g: he loks liek a thug
a n T 451: which one idiot
CHick2g: the guy by the bogn
CHick2g: hahaha
CHick2g: i dont kno
CHick2g: the guy by the bong
a n T 451: i dont know jenny
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a n T 451: me and diane were talkin
a n T 451: how u skip bein tipsy drunk
a n T 451: and go right to the toliet
a n T 451: u alwas chug them like theres not gonna be anymore in the next 5 min
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a n T 451: she told me how she got a 2nd hole
CHick2g: 2nd hole?
CHick2g: umm
CHick2g: her butt and pussy?
a n T 451: her ear you fuckin freak
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CHick2g: all over the news
CHick2g: they are talking about how fat people are
CHick2g: im like
CHick2g: stop talkin about me
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a n T 451: shes a virgin, what would she know about sex besides what they told her on seseame street
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JonesyBoy 0 3: fuck you, rate limit
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CHick2g: AARON
CHick2g: U LOOK SO HOT!
JonesyBoy 0 3: duh
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JonesyBoy 0 3: *SEND ME A PICTURE HE'S DRAWN ON PAINT OF ME* thats you too.. holding a beer
CHick2g: omg...
CHick2g: i look like a gym teacher
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