ChiCk2g: hey did u know
ChiCk2g: that nick carter is very hott
StevieG013: nick carter looks like a fag
StevieG013: i mean, im no guy expert
StevieG013: but id make fun of him in real life
StevieG013: and he talks real funny too
ChiCk2g: i dont care
ChiCk2g: he is FUCKIN HOTTT
StevieG013: it would be tight to be a backstreet boy
StevieG013: to have like a million girls swoon over you
StevieG013: well, more than that
StevieG013: but you know
ChiCk2g: YOU SAID A BACKSTREET BOYS SONG
StevieG013: what?
ChiCk2g: StevieG013: well, more than that
ChiCk2g: more than that
StevieG013: lol
ChiCk2g: i willllllll love youuuuuu more thannnnn thatttttt
StevieG013: well isnt that a coinkydink
ChiCk2g: umm wtf
ChiCk2g: u nerd
StevieG013: :-\
StevieG013: if i was nick carter
StevieG013: i wouldnt be a nerd
StevieG013: well to every guy
StevieG013: yes, i would be a fag
StevieG013: but
ChiCk2g: SHUT UP
ChiCk2g: nick isn't a fag
StevieG013: !
ChiCk2g: a fag is like christopher lowell
StevieG013: ok, he just likes little boys and small animals
ChiCk2g: NO NO nick likes me!!
StevieG013: no NICK LIKES MECrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i knowCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: wtf is stirred??
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: goats
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: did i just type goats
ChiCk2g: WHAT THE FUCK
ChiCk2g: GOATS
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i meant gosh
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: wtf is that about
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and rerun??
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: are u a fucking tv show?????CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I love the HARD SHITJenny: "what's sadd stand for?"
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ;-)
ChiCk2g: lindsay, honey, not THAT kind of hard shit, cause i love it too
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: no no
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: sickfuck
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i mean hard shit
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: like not beer
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: HARD SHIT
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: :-!
ChiCk2g: UM no. hard shit = vomit
ChiCk2g: berr = good times
ChiCk2g: beer*
ChiCk2g: WTF IS BERR
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: alcohol (ne kind)= good times
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hahahahha
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: berr
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: it sounds candian
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA
Sum1: "students against destructive decisions"
Jenny: "what's a destructive desicion?"
Phil: "everything you do jenny"ME: ASHLEY......you're hair looks good, it's blonde todayLPgurlie69: i'm cackling like the lady in CVS
ASHLEY: WHAT COLOR IS MY HAIR EVERDAY JENNY?
ok so we go into CVS and this lady is playing w/ these fucked up scary ass halloween things that move
around and sing or sumthin and she goes to christina" my dog loves to play with these" but she didn't
know if she said daughter or dog and she was gonna say "does your dog run after them and attack them?"
but she didnt know if she said DOG OR DAUGHTER and she didnt want to be like "does your daughter run
after them and attack them?" okay it was just fuckin funny as fuck and then as we were leaving the old
hag was playing with this witch that cackled and then she cackled it was sooooo funny!!!GR Goth Gal: i love jennyChiCk2g: ur gonan be 89 b4 u have sex
ChiCk2g: LESBIANNNNNNNNN
ChiCk2g: i love ashley
GR Goth Gal: u are a lesbian
GR Goth Gal: u always touch chicks boobs
ChiCk2g: i am NOT.
ChiCk2g: so what
GR Goth Gal: and u finger liz
ChiCk2g: it does nothin for me
GR Goth Gal: lol then why u do it?
ChiCk2g: does nothing for me so i can do it
ChiCk2g: b/c its sooooooooo funny
ChiCk2g: and i just entertain myself
ChiCk2g: then it wont be any fun
ChiCk2g: it will be like trying to have sex with a spaghetti noodleGR Goth Gal: i dont put foreign objects up thereChiCk2g: and i dont know what a prude is aint that a raisin
ChiCk2g: just dicks and popsicles for me
GR Goth Gal: u like to put dicks many other places too
GR Goth Gal: fruitloop
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA
ChiCk2g: that was so funny
GR Goth Gal: LOL a prune
ChiCk2g: ooooohhhhhhhhhSftBalSweetie52: and you had sex with him?ChiCk2g: omg but he like touched my boobs its ok i'm SET FOR LIFE NOW
SftBalSweetie52: well wait he has a penis
ChiCk2g: u BITCH
SftBalSweetie52: he probably enjoyed touching ben and jerry
ChiCk2g: omg not as much as i enjoyed him touching ben and jerry"i tore up my cooch this weekend, it's sore....man i'm outta buisness for now" - anta N t 4 51: MY ASSHOLE AINT GETTIN NO PLAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOChiCk2g: hey did u call me last niteSftBalSweetie52: well come on...if you were with him, what would you do all the time?
KARBSB: yep and you weere past out
ChiCk2g: you did???????
ChiCk2g: who did u talk too?
KARBSB: yeah
KARBSB: i dont know two different guys and then liz
ChiCk2g: oooooh
ChiCk2g: ahhh sorry :-/
KARBSB: i called at like 10:00
ChiCk2g: i had just a lil too much to drink
ChiCk2g: there was a keg
KARBSB: lil huh?
ChiCk2g: i was in heaven
KARBSB: hahha
KARBSB: the guys i talked to told me they were gonna throw u in the river
ChiCk2g: WHAT!!!!!!1
KARBSB: they said u were passed out and they were gonna throw u in river
ChiCk2g: fuck
ChiCk2g: dude we would fuck so much id drop out of high school
SftBalSweetie52: see
ChiCk2g: i would be like yes! break! time to fuck. yes! lunch! time to fuck! after shcool,
before school, befeore bed, in the morning, before work, after work
SftBalSweetie52: thats a whole lotta fucking
ChiCk2g: i can take it
ChiCk2g: i have staminaChiCk2g: OMFGa N t 4 51: guys lie
ChiCk2g: FUCK ME UNTIL I SPLIT IN HALF PLEASE
ChiCk2g: god wut i would do to fuck his shit up
ChiCk2g: i dont mean
ChiCk2g: kick his ass
ChiCk2g: i mean FUCK his ass.....well not so much put like that
a N t 4 51: thats all there is to ita N t 4 51: wowChiCk2g: is he cute?
a N t 4 51: hes gay
a N t 4 51: but hot
a N t 4 51: yes
a N t 4 51: tall
a N t 4 51: dark
a N t 4 51: and ahhhhhhhh
a N t 4 51: MUSCULAR
a N t 4 51: so for you and diane
ChiCk2g: i like blonde blue eyed beefy boys who play football. THANK U.
a N t 4 51: o not piano?
a N t 4 51: hahahahah
ChiCk2g: no i don't wanan date stevie wonder.
a N t 4 51: um hello steveie wonder was sexy
ChiCk2g: STOP.
a N t 4 51: lmao
ChiCk2g: but he couldn't see his sexiness
a N t 4 51: i kno he was always smellin shit
ChiCk2g: he and john from days of our lives should hook upChiCk2g: but thats cuz u dont eat ritea N t 4 51: great i feel like some fat old retarded guy in a nursing home because i took a drink of this sprite and it trickled down my chin
a N t 4 51: whatever i eat like a fuckin bamboo
ChiCk2g: yeah well a bamboo is definetly a stick that grows out of the ground in china.
ChiCk2g: so my point exactly.
a N t 4 51: LMAO LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a N t 4 51: omg yes
a N t 4 51: the old jenny is back
a N t 4 51: ur not mad 24/7
ChiCk2g: UM WUT?
ChiCk2g: AHAHHAHAHAAHAA
a N t 4 51: I FUCKIN HATE WHEN YOUR PISSED OFFa N t 4 51: THIS WEEKEND IS GONNA BE FUNNERISCIOUS!!!!!!!!!CrAzYJ457: who is this.....i will flash my guns and put them in their place!
ChiCk2g: YOURE A FUCKIN NERDa N t 4 51: um me and diane were walkin in the mallchrisscootman: well i think i am what i am and what i need to be
a N t 4 51: and then i got molested by this huge fat black guy
a N t 4 51: he walked up to me and diane and go
a N t 4 51: hey you 2 blondes
a N t 4 51: see my brother over there, he wantsthe hook up
a N t 4 51: so i look over
a N t 4 51: yeah um no, definitly a reject from hickville
a N t 4 51: sick ew he was gross
a N t 4 51: and so mr big fat black guy PUTS HIS ARM AROUND ME
a N t 4 51: and im like wtf get out of my personal space
a N t 4 51: AND I GO
a N t 4 51: I HAVE A BF.......I HAVE A B/F I HAVE A B/F
a N t 4 51: so then he looks at diane
a N t 4 51: and she goes
a N t 4 51: I HAVE ONE TOOChiCk2g: ur like 387432027 times smarter than meme: look i chipped my fuckin tooth!
chrisscootman: well you got bigger boobs than me
chris: what did u do? suck terminator's dick?diane: jenny you look really good tonite.*DRINKING IN A CAR AT 5AM ON A DIRT ROAD WITH TIM AND JEFF*
me: really? *FALLS FLAT ON MY FACE*
tim: you want some heat?
ant: WHAT! NO! I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY OF THAT GHETTO SHIT!!!
tim: umm ok you want some WARM AIR?
ant: oh i thought you meant heat as like a joint or something"uh he stuck his finger in my bellybutton....i was like......PEACE OUT" - JLipCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: thats what i said
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: god
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: it must be a guy thing
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i hate them
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: they are so stupid
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: motherfuckersChiCk2g: but his parents went wackChiCk2g: I HATE HIM
VooDooPunker: went wack eh
ChiCk2g: yes
ChiCk2g: a wall
VooDooPunker: awol ;-)
VooDooPunker: not a wall
a N t 4 51: WTF I HATE HIM*I WAS IN MID-CONVERSATION WITH HER.*ChiCk2g: LINDSAY
Auto response from CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: *~BedO:-)~*
ChiCk2g: WTF OK NITE BITCH
ChiCk2g: I CNAT STAND PPL WHO TELL ME SHIT THAT I DONT CARE ABOUT
ChiCk2g: ok im done.
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ooooommmmmmmgggggg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: lllllllmmmmmmmmaaaaaaooooooo
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: put that in fs2CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ummChiCk2g: you're in fs2 more than any1
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ok
ChiCk2g: ummm ur a bitch
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ino
ChiCk2g: is that info without the f or i know
ChiCk2g: and u cant spell
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i hate u
*FEW MINUTES LATER.*
ChiCk2g: and i was like
ChiCk2g: oimg
ChiCk2g: clalin lindsay
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ok
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i cant spell
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ChiCk2g (11:36:18 PM): oimg
ChiCk2g (11:36:20 PM): clalin lindsay
ChiCk2g: ok SHUT UP
ChiCk2g: ur such a FUCKIN BITCH
*FEW MINUTES AFTER THAT*
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omh
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i hate sicppl
ChiCk2g: yeah maybe i would respond if i FUCKIN KNEW WUT THAT SAID
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: YES
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: Thats my goal in life
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I can quit school now
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: who needs college
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i will major in fs2SftBalSweetie52: JENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: brwwwwaaaa
ChiCk2g: MEGHAN!!!!!!!!!!!
SftBalSweetie52: bout time you got your ass back to michigan
ChiCk2g: i know TELL ME ABOUT IT
ChiCk2g: fuckin drivin 5 hrs with 4 kittens
SftBalSweetie52: awww
ChiCk2g: i almost killed them
SftBalSweetie52: kitties
ChiCk2g: MEOWWWWWWWW MEOWWWWWWWW
SftBalSweetie52: I would have fucking thrown them out the windom....been like peace out cat
ChiCk2g: speackin of peacin out......do u want one
SftBalSweetie52: fuck no
ChiCk2g: okay then bitch
SftBalSweetie52: cats make my eyes swell up like fucking pool balls
ChiCk2g: then u look like mr ginter
SftBalSweetie52: fuck you I never look like that fat bastard
ChiCk2g: BRAAAA
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: no fuckshit
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: BRRRRRWWWWWWAAAAA
ChiCk2g: i can't make that sound the w's do nothin FUCKSHIT
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ok
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: fine
ChiCk2g: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i hate u
ChiCk2g: I LOVE U
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: its not bra
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: like a hooter holder
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: its brrwwwwaaaa
ChiCk2g: okay
ChiCk2g: brwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaSftBalSweetie52: haha gotta love fucking mulletsASHLEY: So i was eating cookies, and out of curiousity i turn the pack over to see how many
ChiCk2g: omg denny's is like mullet heaven(the one in ohio)
ChiCk2g: it's like a requiremnt to work there
ChiCk2g: mullet? check yes or no
cookies per serving, ONE, who gets a pack of cookies and eats ONE? NO ONE!ChiCk2g: shitassmotherfuckinpussyfartcocksuckerpooppeeCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: does he have a gun??
ChiCk2g: yeah
ChiCk2g: every1 has a gun
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: what kinda place is this?
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: Ohio State PrisonCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ant & dianeChiCk2g: a N t 4 51: *picture of a dick that looks like a nose*
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: wow y'all get really dressed up for a barn party
ChiCk2g: ummmmmmmm shut up
ChiCk2g: the truck is hot
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: lol
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i didnt mean it as a bad thing
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: just that u guys look cute
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i was thinking overalls and straw hats
ChiCk2g: ChiCk2g: i thougnt it was a nose.
ChiCk2g: IT'S JEREMY'S DICK
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: yea i can see that
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: no its not
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: jeremy marras?
ChiCk2g: um no
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: why is it so small
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and what the hell kinda place developed those?
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: 1 hr porn photo?CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: its like way high upCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: . There is now a birth control in a shit form.
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: its like where his bellybutton should be
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ewwwwww
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: u sucked bellybutton cock
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: opps
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: thats in my research
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i meant shot
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and typed shit
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hahahahahh
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ok sorrya N t 4 51: i didnt touch thatChiCk2g: ant
ChiCk2g: HE LOOKS LIKE A MUPPPETTT
a N t 4 51: who is that
a N t 4 51: i dont know who that is
ChiCk2g: beeker
ChiCk2g: LMAFOA
ChiCk2g: LFMOA
ChiCk2g: IM CRAKCIN UP
a N t 4 51: is he suprised or is his face always like that
ChiCk2g: its always like that
a N t 4 51: ok wow i just had this dream just JUST NOW THAT U SENT ME A BAD PIC OF
****** BUT IT WASNT REAL AND I WOKE UP
a N t 4 51: NEXT PICTURE.
ChiCk2g: omg
ChiCk2g: i look like a whale
ChiCk2g: i am the fattest person in the whole entire world.
ChiCk2g: look at me. im shamu
a N t 4 51: hahah
a N t 4 51: OU ARE NOT
ChiCk2g: yes.
a N t 4 51: UR A CURVY GIRL
ChiCk2g: no
a N t 4 51: AND THATS ALL
ChiCk2g: stop lying to me
ChiCk2g: this picture proves it all
a N t 4 51: lmao
a N t 4 51: send me something!!!!!!!!
ChiCk2g: hold on
ChiCk2g: *PICTURE OF FAT ASS ME*
ChiCk2g: loook
ChiCk2g: my arm
a N t 4 51: thats not u
ChiCk2g: is bigger than my car
a N t 4 51: omg
a N t 4 51: THAT IS NOT YOU
ChiCk2g: YES IT IT.
ChiCk2g: IS*
a N t 4 51: IM FUCKIN CRAxkING UP
a N t 4 51: BECAUSe
a N t 4 51: that is not u
a N t 4 51: hahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
a N t 4 51: THAT IS NOT YOU
a N t 4 51: NO
a N t 4 51: NO
a N t 4 51: HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAaaa
ChiCk2g: yes it is
ChiCk2g: im dying
ChiCk2g: and crying
ChiCk2g: im soooooooooooooooo fat
a N t 4 51: what the fuck r u doin
ChiCk2g: tryign to fit my fat ass down a slide
a N t 4 51: u look like one of those ppl that get paid unemployment and this picture is busting you
ChiCk2g: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ChiCk2g: OMGGGGGGG
ChiCk2g: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
ChiCk2g: ANNT
ChiCk2g: OMGGGGGGGG
a N t 4 51: JENNY
a N t 4 51: THAT IS NOT YOU
a N t 4 51: IM SORRY
ChiCk2g: I NEEVR LAUGHED SO FUCKIN LOUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ChiCk2g: LAMOOOOOOHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHA
a N t 4 51: BUT ITS CONTORTED
a N t 4 51: NO NOT U
a N t 4 51: seriously i think they messed the pic up
a N t 4 51: BECAUSE THAT AINT U
ChiCk2g: GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
ChiCk2g: it is me
ChiCk2g: im so sad
ChiCk2g: i am like
ChiCk2g: a baby whale
a N t 4 51: omg SHUT UP
a N t 4 51: SERIOUSLY
a N t 4 51: THEY FUCKED THAT PIC UP
ChiCk2g: OMG.
ChiCk2g: ant
ChiCk2g: im sooooooooooooooooo mmmoooooooooo
ChiCk2g: me = moooa N t 4 51: PULLED OUT OF A BUTT*THIS...IS...FUCKIN....FUNNY*
a N t 4 51: SPANKED
a N t 4 51: AND DIPPED IN WAX
Da Big IzzH: this old man he played 1 he played knick nack on my thumb with a knick nack paddy
whack give a dog a bone this old man came rolling home this old man he played 2 he played knick
nack on my shoe with a knick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone...this oild man came rolling home
home this old man he played 3 he played knick nack on my kneee with a knick nack paddy whack
give a dog a bone this old man came rolling home
Auto response from CHICK2g: I HATE SCHOOL >:o
Da Big IzzH: this old man he played 4 he played knick nack on my door with a knick nack
paddy wack give a dog a bone this old man came rolling home
Da Big IzzH: this old man he played 5 he played knick nack on a hive with a knick nack
paddy wack give a dog a bone this old man came rolling home
Da Big IzzH: this old man he played 6 he played knick nack with some sticks with a nick
nack paddy wack give a dog a bone this old man came rolling home
Da Big IzzH: this old man he played 7 he played nick nack alll the wy to heaven with a
knick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone this old man came rolling hom
Da Big IzzH: this old man he played 8 he played nick nakc on my gate with a nick nack
paddy wack give a dog a bone this old man came rolling home
Da Big IzzH: this old man he played 9 he played knick nack on a mime with a nick nack
paddy wack ive a dog a bone this old man came rolling home
Da Big IzzH: this old man he played 10 he played nick nack with a guy named ben with
a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone this old man came
rooooooooooooooooooollllllllinnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg hhhhhhhhooooooooommmmmmmmeeeeeeee
Da Big IzzH: yo
Da Big IzzH: hhahahahahahahahahahaha GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD IM FUCKIN BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Da Big IzzH: can i have your baby jjjjjjjjjjjjjenno?
Da Big IzzH: yo yo yo your name is jenno....and i dunno....but they say that jennos slow...yo....
and i know...........that i want some "mo".........co?
Da Big IzzH: hey i heard you work with UPS?
Da Big IzzH: well i thnbk you do cause i couldve SWORN i saw you lookin at my package
Da Big IzzH: and you still work with nasa huh?
Da Big IzzH: cause your ASS is out of this world....
Da Big IzzH: yo
Da Big IzzH: one day i got hit by a bus
Da Big IzzH: it hurt pretty bad
Da Big IzzH: wouldnt it be cool if you went outside one day and saw a donkey just standing there
.....hahahahahahahahaha
Da Big IzzH: i would laugh pretty hard
Da Big IzzH: well jennoo........im off to da shower yo
Da Big IzzH: i need to get "so fresh and so clean"
Da Big IzzH: so hit up da celly yo
Da Big IzzH: hey i got shit to change the seasons i got winter on my wrist.....dirty south style....
atlanta what......whispa........~1luv~.......yo.......i got burgers on my feet and syphilis on my taco????
Da Big IzzH: hmmmmm
Da Big IzzH: thats YUMMMMMMMMMMY
Da Big IzzH: jenno......you know whats funny?
Da Big IzzH: i got a check in the mail from some guy in michigan...he claims to be my uncle...but
my mom and dad have nooooo fuckin clue who he is....hahahaha....maybe its your neighbor....mr. wehadababyitsaboy
Da Big IzzH: haha i think his first name is bob
Da Big IzzH: or is it phil macrevis?
Da Big IzzH: or dick fitzwell?
Da Big IzzH: or haywood jablome?
Da Big IzzH: or oliver clothesoff>?
Da Big IzzH: or cravin moorehead?
Da Big IzzH: or clyde toris?
Da Big IzzH: or harry ballsonya?
Da Big IzzH: or is it his wife?
Da Big IzzH: sofonda cox?
Da Big IzzH: or sharon peters?
Da Big IzzH: no no i know who it is....its mike hunt
Da Big IzzH: no no its jack mehoff
Da Big IzzH: nooooooooo ok i just found out who it is.....
Da Big IzzH: its richard draggin
Da Big IzzH: jenno i love you but its time to go........i know i dont have to leave but i cant stay here
Da Big IzzH: jenno
Da Big IzzH: im soooooo fuckin bored
Da Big IzzH: but for rizzle i do have to get a shower....
Da Big IzzH: im headin that way
Da Big IzzH: im naked
Da Big IzzH: no not really
Da Big IzzH: ok i lied i am
Da Big IzzH: no i lied again im not
Da Big IzzH: but anyway
Da Big IzzH: jenno
Da Big IzzH: im out....
Da Big IzzH: im rollin on dubs
Da Big IzzH: im throwin bows
Da Big IzzH: im rockin proda
Da Big IzzH: hahahhahaahhhahahahahaha
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH: damn tiiiiiiiiiiiiii'
Da Big IzzH: i mean
Da Big IzzH: ittttttttttttttttttttttt
Da Big IzzH: jenno
Da Big IzzH: jenno
Da Big IzzH: jenno
Da Big IzzH: kenno
Da Big IzzH: jajjaa
Da Big IzzH: ok well im done now jenno....for real im goin to get a shwoer now so when you
read this know that when you read this that i was almost naked...i was almost NAKEDDDDDDDDDDDD ok bye jenno...yo
Auto response from CHICK2g: I HATE SCHOOL >:o
Da Big IzzH: i love you
Da Big IzzH: i want to meet your parents and make them fish sandwiches and then we go to canada
and get married and have 67 kids....all at once they are alllllllllllllllll oooooooooooone kid....
like simese twins...hahaha well they are 67mese twins
Da Big IzzH: hhahhaaa
Da Big IzzH: oh god
Da Big IzzH: wiat
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH: BML
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH wants to directly connect.
Da Big IzzH signed off at 1:05:16 PM.ChiCk2g: wtgMe: "My mouth hurts."
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: look
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ChiCk2g: wtg = what the blag
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: oh shit
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: never mind
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: fuck
ChiCk2g: THAT'S G
ChiCk2g: FUCKING IDOT
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: wrong letter
ChiCk2g: ALAMHSAJKHFJKLAHSGFJKLHDSAGKLHSA'A'G
ChiCk2g: DS'
ChiCk2g: GHSW
ChiCk2g: G
ChiCk2g: SH
ChiCk2g: L;makljaahahhaahhahhHAAHAh;ahha
ChiCk2g: ahahahahahP;HAHAHAHAHA
ChiCk2g: AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ChiCk2g: OPMG
ChiCk2g: LMAO
ChiCk2g: OA,MHAHAHAHAHAA
ChiCk2g: FUCKIN FUNNY
Mr. Lopez: "Then stop using it."a N t 4 51: flapper
ChiCk2g: im not a bird
a N t 4 51: birds dont have teeth...maybe thats why everyone says you give good head
ChiCk2g: omg
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
ChiCk2g: ow but they have beaks
a N t 4 51: umm not your breed of bird
a N t 4 51: your a hummingslut
ChiCk2g: hahahahaaa
ChiCk2g: wtf
ChiCk2g: humming slut
ChiCk2g: whats a hummer
a N t 4 51: you love the woody wood peckers thougha N t 4 51: ever hear of spell checkChiCk2g: OMGTHAT CRACKS ME UP
ChiCk2g: or the english language
ChiCk2g: "hatrid"
ChiCk2g: wow
a N t 4 51: that is just really sad
a N t 4 51: and shes a senior
a N t 4 51: i mean shes a ceenor
ChiCk2g: IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD RITE NOW
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA
ChiCk2g: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ChiCk2g: FUCKIN FUNNY
ChiCk2g: L MAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ChiCk2g: JAJAJHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAA OMG
ChiCk2g: OMGGGGGGG
ChiCk2g: OIMD TINGGGGGG
ChiCk2g: LMAOAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ChiCk2g: SHUT UP
ChiCk2g: IM GONAN PEE
ChiCk2g: OGM
ChiCk2g: HSHSHSHSHSHSAHAAHHSHSHSHSHSHSS
ChiCk2g: JSHIKLAHSGHKSHSGKSNGHLMFDSHRE
ChiCk2g: ET
ChiCk2g: HEHT
ChiCk2g: KLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ChiCk2g: HJAAHJAHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAAAAAAH HAHAAHAA
ChiCk2g: LMAO
ChiCk2g: lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChiCk2g: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChiCk2g: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChiCk2g: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ChiCk2g: ,MAYHAGAGAGGAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
HAHAHAHHAAHAAAAHHAHAAHAHAHAA
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAAHAA
ChiCk2g: LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
ChiCk2g: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!
ChiCk2g: OMGGGGGGGGGGG
ChiCk2g: FUCKIN FUNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ChiCk2g: LAMOOOOOO
ChiCk2g: FUCKIN FUNNNNNNNIEST PICTURE EVERChiCk2g: chicks over dicksChiCk2g: im an asssshoooooooooooooooooo
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hell yes
ChiCk2g: so wut do i gotta do
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ummmmm
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: u hold his dick
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: while i CHOP it off
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg i hate boys
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: they are so fucking fucking stupid
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: HATE THEM
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: why are they stupid fucking ass fucks
a N t 4 51: i like football and porno!!!
ChiCk2g: AND I DRIVE SLOW IN THE ULTRA FAST LANE
ChiCk2g: WHIEL PPL BEHIND ME ARE GOING INSANE
ChiCk2g: AIM AN ASSHOOOOOOOOOO
a N t 4 51: I PARK IN HANDI CAPPED SPACES
a N t 4 51: AND HANDI CAPPED PPL
a N t 4 51: MAKE HANDI CAPPED FACES
ChiCk2g: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAASteveeepooh: jennyStraightEdgerX: I'm confused...help.
Steveeepooh: ur gay
Steveeepooh: but i love u
Steveeepooh: so why cant u love me when im gay
StraightEdgerX: nevermind
StraightEdgerX: fuck the footnote.
StraightEdgerX: the fat ass hispanic Mr. Lopez
StraightEdgerX: he can have fun...
StraightEdgerX: looking for my shit.
StraightEdgerX: HE WON'T BE ABLE TO THOUGH :-)Auto response from StraightEdgerX: sucking dick for beerChiCk2g: omg josh i had to pee really bad so i ran to the bathroom and i fuckin fell
ChiCk2g: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ChiCk2g: hahahaahaHAHAAHAAA
ChiCk2g: omg
ChiCk2g: thats the funniest away message i ever saw
and my kneee hurts sooooooooooooooooo badd :-(
J osh R 52: why do u fall so much?DLO: "....take advantage of me....."ChiCk2g: baby
MEGHAN: "now jenny don't get any ideas"
*meghan u sick ass bitch!!*
a N t 4 51: wut did u just sayChiCk2g: OOOOOOOOOMG CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS A FUCKIN WHOREa N t 4 51: like i HATE HIS HAIR
a N t 4 51: ewww shs sooo gross
ChiCk2g: i know
ChiCk2g: shes like skanky as fuck
a N t 4 51: im like someone get that girl some truclenstnt powder because shes shiny
a N t 4 51: its like mike from REAL WORLD
ChiCk2g: EW I KNOW
ChiCk2g: MIKE FROM REAL WORLD 1993
ChiCk2g: "THE WAVE"
a N t 4 51: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
a N t 4 51: wow
a N t 4 51: i remember we were talkin at like 3 in the morn
a N t 4 51: and we are like lets watch the rw marathon
a N t 4 51: hey whats on his head
a N t 4 51: o my thats his hair
a N t 4 51: WE WERE FUCKIN DYINGCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OKChiCk2g: u need to stoptalking
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: WHAT KIND OF GUY IS LIKE DAWSON ON DAWSONS CREEK
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: WHERE IS THIS CREEK
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I THINK MAYBE THEY ALL DROWNED
ChiCk2g: EW DAWSON HAS A MJOR FOREHEAD PROBLEM
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I KNOW BUT HE IS THE BESTEST GUY EVER
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: WTF
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OH
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: NVM
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: HES AN ASS
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: JUST LIKE THEM ALL
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: STUPID FUCKHEAD
ChiCk2g: WHAT i thought he was good?
ChiCk2g: WTF
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: yea he was
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: until like 2 mins ago
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: when he turned into a big fat asshole
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: Who has the bestest boyfriend in the world!! Oh I do....U ask y? Because
this weekend he said he wasn't coming home and he surprised me and jumps out of Ashley's trunk
with flowers....I love u soooooooooooooooo much Aaron and u are my baba 4 sho!!!
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: wtf
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: whose got a guy like that
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and hes at state
ChiCk2g: she made that up
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: lucky lucky
ChiCk2g: she made it up
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: shutup
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: no she didnt
ChiCk2g: there are no guys like that
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hhahhahahahahahahaha
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: im pissing alil
ChiCk2g: ahahaahahhaa
ChiCk2g: no
ChiCk2g: im serious
ChiCk2g: what kind of guy does that unless he really needs to get laid
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ok but
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hes not getting laid
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: so....
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: there are good guys out there
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: they are just all layin at the bottom of dawon creek
ChiCk2g: no there arent
ChiCk2g: and if there are
ChiCk2g: they must be hding
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAAAA
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: In the creek
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: we need a creek
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: where the hell can we get a creek
ChiCk2g: its a crik
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: u know who must have a creek
ChiCk2g: crik
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: jenn i and kelly o
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: theyre hiding it
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: kelly o connors
ChiCk2g: she has a pool fuckin idiot
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: jenny
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: shutup
ChiCk2g: what?
ChiCk2g: W/E
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i no they dont really have a creek u dumbass
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: he slept with her
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: then broke up with his gf
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and then the ex called him
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and she finds out that he had a gf and still slept with her
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: on her b-day
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
ChiCk2g: OMMG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: fucking prick man
ChiCk2g: I HATE GUYS
ChiCk2g: I WOULD SHOOT HIM
ChiCk2g: AND TIE A ROCK TO HIM
ChiCk2g: AND PUT HIM IN THE CRIK
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: crik
ChiCk2g: AND THEN IT REALLY WOULD BE DAWSONS FUCKIN CRIK
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: wtf is htat
ChiCk2g: crik
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ChiCk2g: crik = creek
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: o
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ohio
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: gotcha
ChiCk2g: ruf = roof
ChiCk2g: shut up
ChiCk2g: u rule fs2
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: YES*LINDSAY'S INFO*CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: yea i know
Jenny's thoughts on Nick Carter dating Brittney Spears:
ChiCk2g: SHE HAS DISEASES FROM MICKEY MOUSE AND SHIT
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i just wanted to hear that i am fs2 queen
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: u should change the name
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i should have my own fucking section
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hahahhahah
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: no just joking
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: other ppl are funny too
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i kick everyones ass in fs2CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ummmmCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: look at this shit
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i have no idea what i just read
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: a shit fest
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: umm no
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:20:27 PM): do u rad jenny ts funny shit 2 (aka fs2)??
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:20:30 PM): i rule that shit
SftBalSweetie52 (10:20:39 PM): no I rule it
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:20:48 PM): ooooo no u dont
SftBalSweetie52 (10:20:57 PM): ohhhh yes I do
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:20:58 PM): u mite wanna take a glander
ChiCk2g: WTF IS A GLANDER
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:21:30 PM): bc i kick fs2 ass
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: what the hell is she thinking?
SftBalSweetie52 (10:22:03 PM): no no no
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: her ass=grass
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hahahha im bringing that saying back baby
SftBalSweetie52 (10:22:19 PM): you may have more but mine are funnier
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: jt
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: what the hell
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: im about to beat ass
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: mine are sooooooo funnier
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: tell her
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: bc they are
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:23:34 PM): ok
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:23:37 PM): its on
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:23:47 PM): im gonna fucking kick the fs2 shit out of u
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: SftBalSweetie52 (10:24:03 PM): lol
ChiCk2g: oh she's scurred
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: oh i know
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: watch out
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i need a cool name
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: fs2lmf
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: fs2lilmutherfucker
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ohhh hellz yeaSftBalSweetie52: tell fucking Lindsay the my funny shit in your xpro is a hell of alot funnier than hers
SftBalSweetie52: well its true
SftBalSweetie52: she's all like I own fs2 I'm like kiss my ass bitch I do
SftBalSweetie52: see because you know I'm right
ChiCk2g: CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: mehgan is too big of a pussy to tell me herself
SftBalSweetie52: oh she is gonna get her ass beat
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: im so scared
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: =-O
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hahahahha
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: yea riteCrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:38:19 PM): i should have my own section
SftBalSweetie52 (10:39:08 PM): yeah and it should be titled NFS2
SftBalSweetie52 (10:39:13 PM): not funny shit 2
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:39:19 PM): omg
SftBalSweetie52 (10:39:26 PM): lol
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:39:28 PM): did u think of htat on ur own
SftBalSweetie52 (10:39:34 PM): yep
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:39:39 PM): wow no wonder u got into central
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: SftBalSweetie52 (10:39:52 PM): fuck you slut
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: SftBalSweetie52 (10:42:45 PM): cant we share fs2
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:42:52 PM): we can
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:42:58 PM): but i just rule it
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: SftBalSweetie52 (10:43:27 PM): no see thats not gonna work for me
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:43:37 PM): oh well
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:43:43 PM): settle for like 3rd
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: SftBalSweetie52 (10:43:52 PM): 3rd
SftBalSweetie52 (10:43:58 PM): fuck no
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:44:19 PM): if u try harder
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:44:26 PM): u mite make it to 2nd
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: SftBalSweetie52 (10:44:35 PM): screw you bitch
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:44:50 PM): ur bitter
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:46:41 PM): read her fs2
SftBalSweetie52 (10:46:55 PM): oh I already am
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:47:06 PM): i dont have to
SftBalSweetie52 (10:50:48 PM): oh but who cares....not me
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (10:50:48 PM): nite bitter bitch
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: SftBalSweetie52 (10:51:05 PM): lol, night bitchCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i kicked her ass
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: YES!!!!!!!
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hhhaha
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: taht central thing was really funny
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: fs2
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: starts with me
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and ends with me
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hahhahaha
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: yes
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i am not worried
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: fs2 will always be me*WATCHING FINDING FORRESTER IN RESEARCH*
ME: "is there any sex in this movie?"
MEGHAN: "no jenny. it's not FUCKING FORRESTER, it's FINDING FORRESTER."
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHa N t 4 51: wtf
ChiCk2g: i was in total WTFness tooLilChicaReesa: ur so bad
LilChicaReesa: ur so good at being BAD
LilChicaReesa: i wish i was bad
LilChicaReesa: like real bad
LilChicaReesa: but i cant
LilChicaReesa: its not possible
ChiCk2g: why not
ChiCk2g: u can always be bad
ChiCk2g: it feels sooooooooo good to be bad
LilChicaReesa: yea i bet it doesChiCk2g: AND THEN FUCKIN ****
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: I FUCKIN HATE ****
ChiCk2g: HE HUGGED ME THE WHOLE FUCKIN TIME AND I COULDNT GET THE FUCK AWAY I WAS
LIKE B A C K T H E F U C K O F F TERMINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AND THEN
HE FUCKIN TELLS ***** ON THE PHONE "WELL TELL HER I WOULD FUCK HER BUT MY TRUCK DOENST
HAVE ENUF GAS" AND UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DID I SAY I WANTED TO FUCK U ASSHOLE AND
THEN ***** LIKE O GOD I WANAN FUCK U SO BAD U LOOK 10 TIMES BETTER WITH BROWN HAIR,
I WNAT TO FUCK U MORE THAN I DID WHEN U HAD BLONDE HAIR I WAS LIKE WTF IS THIS A FUCK FESTMe: LINDSAY YOUR BF IS BANGING!!
Lindsay: "JENNY DONT FUCKING TOUCH HIM I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKIN ASS!!!!!"GR Goth Gal: jenny jenny jenny, shell sleep with u for a penny, only if u have a dick, and she dont like it quick
GR Goth Gal: thats my jenny poem
ChiCk2g: HAHAAHAAHHAAHHAHAAAHAAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA OOOOOOOOO MGGGGGGGGGGR Goth Gal: LMFAO
GR Goth Gal: OMGOMGOMG LMFAO!
GR Goth Gal: OMGOMGOMG HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAuto response from ChiCk2g: wow i saw the hottest beefiest sexiest banginiest guy with a cute
lil tabogan on and he smiled and waved aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh where have u been all my life tabogan boy????
LilChicaReesa: tabogan ?? honey aint that a sled????
ChiCk2g: well wut the hell do u wear on ur head
LilChicaReesa: umm
LilChicaReesa: hat
ChiCk2g: no it's called a tabogan
LilChicaReesa: what does it look like
LilChicaReesa: ?
LilChicaReesa: umm i doin think so
LilChicaReesa: maybea beanie
ChiCk2g: yeha
ChiCk2g: a beanine thingy
ChiCk2g: wtf calls it a beanie
ChiCk2g: its a tabogon
LilChicaReesa: or a taliban hat or toga
ChiCk2g: hahahaaha no it's a tabaogona
LilChicaReesa: no a tobagan is a thing u ride on in the snow
LilChicaReesa: WTF
LilChicaReesa: a tabaogona?
LilChicaReesa: wtf is that ?
ChiCk2g: SHUT UP
ChiCk2g: TABOGAN
ChiCk2g: ok
ChiCk2g: i will ask an ohio person
LilChicaReesa: ok u do that
ChiCk2g: ChiCk2g: wuts those things u wear on ur head in winter time
Steveeepooh: beanie
LilChicaReesa: hahahha
LilChicaReesa: gotcha
ChiCk2g: ChiCk2g: what the hell is a tabogan then
Steveeepooh: lol
Steveeepooh: thing that u fold up
ChiCk2g: no im callin it a fuckin tabagon
LilChicaReesa: lmao
LilChicaReesa: ok
ChiCk2g: u win
ChiCk2g: bitch
LilChicaReesa: i'll tie
LilChicaReesa: cuz u really really thought it wasa tobagon
LilChicaReesa: good effort
ChiCk2g: ChiCk2g: wuts those things u wear on ur head in winter time
Da Big IzzH: hat?
ChiCk2g: no dumbfuck what's there name
Da Big IzzH: tabogin
ChiCk2g: u suck
LilChicaReesa: no it aint no tabogan
ChiCk2g: yes it is
LilChicaReesa: hmm ok
LilChicaReesa: maybe in ohio but no in michigan
ChiCk2g: ChiCk2g: wuts those things u wear on ur head in winter time
MamaJacey: tobogin
ChiCk2g: SEE
LilChicaReesa: hmm no
ChiCk2g: ChiCk2g: wuts those things u wear on ur head in winter time
StevieG013: toboggan?
LilChicaReesa: ok w/ e
LilChicaReesa: WTF
ChiCk2g: im gonan beat u on this 1
LilChicaReesa: nonono u stupid country farmers
LilChicaReesa: NONONONONONO
LilChicaReesa: no it's not a hat
ChiCk2g: ChiCk2g: wuts those things u wear on ur head in winter time
GibberTheCat: a TABOGIN
LilChicaReesa: WTFFFF
LilChicaReesa: nonono
LilChicaReesa: WTF
LilChicaReesa: no ur wrong
LilChicaReesa: w/e
ChiCk2g: yes no u r
LilChicaReesa: u farmers think what u want and have fuckin barn hoedowns
ChiCk2g: FUCK U CITY FUCK
LilChicaReesa: PROUD OF IT
ChiCk2g: whatever
ChiCk2g: ew
ChiCk2g: sick
ChiCk2g: city slicker
LilChicaReesa: i wear beanie or wool hat not A FUCKIN SLED THAT FITS FUCKIN 9 PPL ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
LilChicaReesa: FUCKIN BREAK MY NECK WEARIN A TABOGAN
ChiCk2g: OMG
LilChicaReesa: W/E
ChiCk2g: shut up
ChiCk2g: its a tobagin
LilChicaReesa: pssshhhh
LilChicaReesa: w/e
LilChicaReesa: fuckin wear a sled on ur head
ChiCk2g: StraightEdgerX: beanies
LilChicaReesa: good shit
LilChicaReesa: hahha
LilChicaReesa: he agrees w/ me
ChiCk2g: hes from michigan
LilChicaReesa: yea
LilChicaReesa: and that's a good thing
ChiCk2g: VooDooPunker: uhm beanies LilChicaReesa: um duh dumb shit
LilChicaReesa: w/e
LilChicaReesa: its a tie
ChiCk2g: no it is NOT
LilChicaReesa: hahha
LilChicaReesa: ok
LilChicaReesa: w.e
LilChicaReesa: i resign
LilChicaReesa: but im rite
LilChicaReesa: hahah
ChiCk2g: tabogins
LilChicaReesa: RIGHT AS RAIN
ChiCk2g: wtf does that mean jackass
LilChicaReesa: u farmers should know this
ChiCk2g: ok
LilChicaReesa: what what
ChiCk2g: i know its gonna rain when the guy across the street mows his hay
LilChicaReesa: hahhahahhahahaahahhahahahahhahahah
ChiCk2g: it ALWATS RAINS
LilChicaReesa: LMAO LMAO LMA O LAMO LAM O LMA O
LilChicaReesa: lmao
LilChicaReesa: lamoi
ChiCk2g: stop laughingSftBalSweetie52: its not na fucking tabogin.....its a sac hat dammit!!!
MamaJacey: oh my god
MamaJacey: i went up to stay with mike a few times last year
MamaJacey: fucking crazy
MamaJacey: wake up and smoke one
MamaJacey: eat
MamaJacey: go to the rec. center
MamaJacey: smoke
MamaJacey: start drinking
MamaJacey: smoke
MamaJacey: go to pary
MamaJacey: smoke
MamaJacey: drink
MamaJacey: get in car
MamaJacey: smoke/drink
MamaJacey: go to clubs till they close
MamaJacey: and smoke/drink
MamaJacey: go back to parties
MamaJacey: on the way
MamaJacey: smoke and drink
MamaJacey: then rinse and repeat
ChiCk2g: so this is a normal day in a college kids life
ChiCk2g: do u like clubs
ChiCk2g: i hate them
MamaJacey: to many cousins in them
MamaJacey: other than that they can be fun
ChiCk2g: COUSINS?!!!!111
ChiCk2g: wtf?!
MamaJacey: that's what my brothers called the black kids
MamaJacey: the cousins are coming over
MamaJacey: ahhhhh shit
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAHAAHA
MamaJacey: they need to fucking brush their stanky ass teeth
MamaJacey: other than that
MamaJacey: i don't have a problem with them
MamaJacey: till they act like thugs
MamaJacey: then my brother's friends, all as big as him-football players, get pissed
MamaJacey: and that isn't a day in normal college life
MamaJacey: just my brothers
ChiCk2g: what about girls
MamaJacey: fucking two days and nights
ChiCk2g: do they ever get girls
MamaJacey: and i was dying
MamaJacey: yea
MamaJacey: but there aren't a whole lot of hott chicks up there
MamaJacey: i think that's why they drink so much
MamaJacey: and my brother tried to get me to fuck this one chick
MamaJacey: but i wasn't drunk enough yetChiCk2g: try some whiskey and tea
SftBalSweetie52: yeah
SftBalSweetie52: ok I'll be like dad hit me up with some whiskey and tea
ChiCk2g: it works
ChiCk2g: dude
ChiCk2g: ull like
ChiCk2g: pass out
ChiCk2g: and when u wake up
ChiCk2g: no more pain
SftBalSweetie52: I dont think pops is gonna go for itLilChicaReesa: u can have him
LilChicaReesa: AFTER I DO
ChiCk2g: okay one word
ChiCk2g: die
LilChicaReesa: ok 2 words
LilChicaReesa: U FIRST
LilChicaReesa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALPgurlie69: well like i said i figured as long as i was still talkin i was stilll alive
LPgurlie69: i was like never again christina
LPgurlie69: never again with that cheap ass 5o'clock shit
LPgurlie69: or according to Liz
LPgurlie69: 5th hour!
LPgurlie69: and we like drove over the lawn when we were leaving and you and jess sittin out
the windows screamin and she had your hat on it was like we were really southern cow girls
LPgurlie69: oh and when we ran to the field cuz we thought the cops were thereCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and was like brwwaaa
a N t 4 51: ChiCk2g: CLUBBER IS ONLINE
a N t 4 51: ChiCk2g: CLUBBER IS ONLINE
a N t 4 51: ChiCk2g: CLUBBER IS ONLINE
a N t 4 51: ChiCk2g: CLUBBER IS ONLINE
a N t 4 51: OMG
ChiCk2g: hahahahahahahaaahahaahahahahaa
a N t 4 51: FUCKKN UFNNIYST THING OFHE CENTURY
ChiCk2g: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ChiCk2g: hhahaaaahahaahahhahahaa N t 4 51: omg joey
CHEKyourSELF03: what?
a N t 4 51: i totally embarassed myself last nite
a N t 4 51: i was up the farm right
a N t 4 51: and someone goes
CHEKyourSELF03: what farm?
a N t 4 51: joey check is outside
a N t 4 51: the FARM
CHEKyourSELF03: beavis's farm?
a N t 4 51: DUH
a N t 4 51: YES
a N t 4 51: ok anyay
CHEKyourSELF03: ok ok
a N t 4 51: and so i turn around
a N t 4 51: and i see this kid standin outside
a N t 4 51: and it was kinda dark
a N t 4 51: but i was still inside and i scream JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a N t 4 51: and the kid turns to me
a N t 4 51: and stupid me still thinks its you
a N t 4 51: and i start aving like a handicapped bitch
CHEKyourSELF03: lolololol
CHEKyourSELF03: we drove by but we didnt go in
CHEKyourSELF03: we figured they wouldnt want us there
a N t 4 51: and "joey" proceeds to give me this crazy look
a N t 4 51: lol
a N t 4 51: i was like shit
CHEKyourSELF03: hahahahahaa N t 4 51: nick carter is always like..
a N t 4 51: stickin his tongue out ever so slightly
a N t 4 51: and im like
a N t 4 51: does he think that is sexy
a N t 4 51: what
ChiCk2g: yes that is sexy bitch
a N t 4 51: NO ITS NOT
a N t 4 51: it always looks like
ChiCk2g: yes it is
a N t 4 51: oku know that look babies give before u put the spoon in thier mouth?
ChiCk2g: shut up ur stupid he's hot he would be hot takin a shit
a N t 4 51: no he wouldnt!!!!!!!!
a N t 4 51: U WOULD GET DISGUESTED
a N t 4 51: ok would he be hot playin in a big pile of elephant dung
ChiCk2g: yesCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: RARARARARAR
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: BRRRRRRWWWWWWAAAAAAAACrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and i think that we should abloish that
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i dont think thats spelt rite
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: but i think it means to get rid of
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: in fact
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i know it means that
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i just cant spell itChiCk2g: im not going into college
SftBalSweetie52: yes you are
ChiCk2g: im gonna flunk out of high school pregnant go on welfare and live in the concorde apts
SftBalSweetie52: JENNY!!
SftBalSweetie52: where the fuck did that come from?
ChiCk2g: BC IM NOT GONNA GET INTO ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1SftBalSweetie52: fuck ohio
ChiCk2g: fuck u megahn
SftBalSweetie52: no please dont
SftBalSweetie52: I dont want any STDs
ChiCk2g: oh bitch
ChiCk2g: ur a bitch
SftBalSweetie52: I knowa N t 4 51: belco will accept us
a N t 4 51: we already kno my sister
a N t 4 51: and we will prob be like the smartest kids in class
a N t 4 51: and we get a cool wheelchair to ride around town in
*MICHIGAN FOLK: SCHOOL OF RETARDS...BELCO CRAFT = SCHOOL FOR MENTALLY DISABLED. IT'S MICHIGAN'S JOE BRIGHTON*ChiCk2g: im eating a 6 pack box of ice cream bars b4 i start my diet tho
LilChicaReesa: WTF
LilChicaReesa: nice start
ChiCk2g: i knowChiCk2g: wut is ur paper on
a N t 4 51: the human face
ChiCk2g: o yea
ChiCk2g: u should so use my face and then talk about wut goes wronga N t 4 51: jenny we need to go to college together
a N t 4 51: athens and ohio state...
ChiCk2g: well i doubt that's gonna happen
a N t 4 51: WHY
ChiCk2g: b/c i will most likely get into eastern
a N t 4 51: Y
ChiCk2g: well i dont know
a N t 4 51: OHIO IS THE SHIT JENNY
a N t 4 51: U LOVE COWBOYS
a N t 4 51: AND EVERYONE IS DOWN HEREChiCk2g: i need to start college shit
ChiCk2g: have u started
a N t 4 51: kinda mr. anglich is helping everone with that
a N t 4 51: hes great
a N t 4 51: LMAO
ChiCk2g: wonderful i get comb over fuck head retard mr. brisky for a guidance counseler who tells me i should be a kindergarten teacher
a N t 4 51: A TEACHER
a N t 4 51: UM NO
a N t 4 51: thats like tellin pamela anderson to be a volunteer in a nursing hmome
a N t 4 51: when everyone know u belong in pornos
ChiCk2g: WTF KIND OF ANALOGY WAS THAT
a N t 4 51: i damn good one
ChiCk2g: yeah
ChiCk2g: i and a
ChiCk2g: are on different sides of the keyboard shitheadIron Mullet 88: im gonna do the suspension bridge
a N t 4 51: y is it called that
Iron Mullet 88: because i look like a suspension bridgeChiCk2g: i got a 22 on my act
ChiCk2g: and last year i had a GPA of 2.8
Butchie6954: hahahaha
Butchie6954: thats is good comparded to me and i am in college
ChiCk2g: well where do u go belco?
Butchie6954: haha funny
Butchie6954: no OUE
Butchie6954: yeah i am going to ohio universirty next year i think
ChiCk2g: ohh sweet wut did u get on ur act
Butchie6954: 19
ChiCk2g: wut was ur gpa
Butchie6954: for over all high school it was a 2.8
Butchie6954: i hate school
ChiCk2g: YES I HAVE HOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ChiCk2g: fuck me
ChiCk2g: oops wrong IM
CHEKyourSELF03: ok
CHEKyourSELF03: no
CHEKyourSELF03: that wasnt the wrong im
CHEKyourSELF03: you know you want itLilChicaReesa: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
LilChicaReesa: 8joiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
ChiCk2g:
LilChicaReesa: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
ChiCk2g: wtf
LilChicaReesa: OMG
LilChicaReesa: IM SORRy
ChiCk2g: ok stuttering john
LilChicaReesa: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
ChiCk2g: wtf
ChiCk2g: hello
LilChicaReesa: my iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii=-=]
LilChicaReesa: stickng
LilChicaReesa: onmg
LilChicaReesa: 98i8i8k
ChiCk2g: what
ChiCk2g: what the fuck
ChiCk2g: are u going into an epileptic seizure?
LilChicaReesa: my i is stickin g/~~~~~~~~~~~``
ChiCk2g: ur wut
LilChicaReesa: homke #
LilChicaReesa: home# ?
LilChicaReesa: call u
ChiCk2g: WHAT
ChiCk2g: WHAT
LilChicaReesa: home#
ChiCk2g: 734
LilChicaReesa: tellme ur home #
ChiCk2g: 284 6514
ChiCk2g: LilChicaReesa: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
LilChicaReesa: 8joiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
ChiCk2g: LilChicaReesa: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
LilChicaReesa: 8joiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
LilChicaReesa: iiiiiiiiii
ChiCk2g: LilChicaReesa: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
ChiCk2g: wtf
ChiCk2g: hello
LilChicaReesa: my iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii=-=]ChiCk2g: who else??
a N t 4 51: ask ur pussy
ChiCk2g: you are disgustingChiCk2g: but he looks like a chode
LilChicaReesa: wait is it like GAY PORN?
LilChicaReesa: IS HE THE GAY ONE?
ChiCk2g: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ChiCk2g: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LilChicaReesa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOochrisscootman: just the sight of you getting on on here gets me off
chrisscootman: i watched edward penishands today
ChiCk2g: i love that movie!!!
chrisscootman: its a porno
chrisscootman: not the movie
ChiCk2g: ohChiCk2g: EW STOP.
LilChicaReesa: that will haunt u FOREVER
ChiCk2g: SHUT UP.LilChicaReesa: OMG NASTY WHAT THE FUCK WERE U THINKIN
ChiCk2g: I WASNT!!!!!!!1LilChicaReesa: ummm maybe if i couldn't see the forest of nose hairs in his shhhnnnnnaazz
ChiCk2g: did u just call me weslee?
a N t 4 51: sittin sexy
ChiCk2g: "WTF IS HE TRYING TO DO? is he trying to sit sexy?!"
a N t 4 51: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: three were so many people in that convo
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and im like what
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and then there were like pics
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and i thought i was readin a magazine
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i was like ahhhhhhCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i have a pic of rob like that
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: it looks like a black monkeyChiCk2g: ok
ChiCk2g: don't talk
ChiCk2g: im STIRRED lol
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: stirred
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: u re-run
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hahahhhahahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhh
ChiCk2g: shut up
ChiCk2g: that's dick seriosuly
ChiCk2g: omg im so mad
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: thats dick
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: whats dick
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: u have dick?
ChiCk2g: that's dick
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: whose dick
ChiCk2g: no
ChiCk2g: that is dick
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: what is
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i dunno
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: u like dick
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: yes i know
ChiCk2g: no
ChiCk2g: that's dick
ChiCk2g: like
ChiCk2g: "hey jenny i just drank all ur beer"
ChiCk2g: "lindsay that's dick"
ChiCk2g: ok
ChiCk2g: nvm
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i have never heard that before
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: in my entire life
ChiCk2g: YES U HAVE
ChiCk2g: that's dickChiCk2g: i'm lindsay
ChiCk2g: RARARARARA
ChiCk2g: fucking lopez
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: it's raining
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: I LOVE RAIN
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i hate u
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: wait
ChiCk2g: no u don't
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: im jenny
ChiCk2g: no
ChiCk2g: dont do an impression of me
ChiCk2g: PLEASSSSSEEEE
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I LOVE **** (spelled wrong)
ChiCk2g: ok
ChiCk2g: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: THIS IS DICK
ChiCk2g: IT'S *****
ChiCk2g: U STUPID
ChiCk2g: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG I LOVE DICK
ChiCk2g: stop
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: RAMONE MAKES ME MOAN
ChiCk2g: stop
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG YES DAVID
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG POOH FUCK ME IM PIGLET
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: THIS IS DICK
ChiCk2g: ok u crossed the line there bitch
ChiCk2g: ok im lindsay
ChiCk2g: BRWAAAAA
ChiCk2g: hi im a bitch
ChiCk2g: i hate rob
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OK
ChiCk2g: mmmmmm
ChiCk2g: candy
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: HI IM JT
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: WTF CANDY
ChiCk2g: i dont know
ChiCk2g: ahahahaaa
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG LINDSAY
ChiCk2g: wtf
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: UR BF IS FUCKIN BANGIN
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG
ChiCk2g: ok im lindsay
ChiCk2g: YOU TOUCH MY FUCKIN BF JT AND I'LL CHOP OFF UR BOOBS AND SEND THEM TO THE CHINESE RESISTANCE ARMY
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OKCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: the rain is stopping
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: it was so sootherinng
ChiCk2g: soothering
ChiCk2g: SOOTHERING
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: sougherig
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: southing
ChiCk2g: SOOTHERING?!
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ummm
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: like nice
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: it was
ChiCk2g: that's like ***** saying "truthly was my dick big?"
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: how do u spell it
ChiCk2g: i'm like IS TRUTHLY A FUCKIN WORD???????????
ChiCk2g: soothing.
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: YES*WARNING READ AT OWN RISK*
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: UR A FUCKING WALKING DIC,
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: HAHAHAHHA DIC
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: LIKE DICNARTUAYF
ChiCk2g: WHAT!?!?
ChiCk2g: W H A T T H E F U C K ?
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: DIC
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: TA
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: NARY
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I CANT SPELL IT
ChiCk2g: dictionary genious
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: DIC=BIG ASS BOOK OF WORDS
ChiCk2g: WTF ARE U TALKIN ABOUT
ChiCk2g: YES
ChiCk2g: BUT A DICK DOESNT TALK
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: NO K
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: DIC
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OK
ChiCk2g: ok
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I HAVE NO GO
ChiCk2g: IM CONFUSED
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: BC IM SO CONFUSED
ChiCk2g: WHAT
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: AND MY HEAD HURTS
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I THINK IM HIGH
ChiCk2g: STOP TALKING LMF
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OR LOW
ChiCk2g: WTF
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OR MEDIUM
ChiCk2g: im in a state of WTFness
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: IM JUST MEDIUM
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OAOAOFAIHFADIUH
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: WTFNESS
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OOMG
ChiCk2g: oh yeah "hey boys let's go get medium"
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: HTAT WAS THTE COOLEST TTHING EVER
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG
ChiCk2g: omg
ChiCk2g: omg
ChiCk2g: ok
ChiCk2g: omg that ice cream is making me fart now
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: EWWW
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: UR FARTING OUT ICECREAM
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: WHAT KIND
ChiCk2g: LINDSAY! u know those starbeerry ice cream thing u get at lunch
ChiCk2g: i ate 5 of them
ChiCk2g: in a row
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I LOVE THOSE
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I CAN BEAT THAT
ChiCk2g: me too there's one left
ChiCk2g: no
ChiCk2g: after the 5th one
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: YES
ChiCk2g: i was gonna explode
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: BC I WONT SHIT IT OUT
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: LOL
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I WILL WIN
ChiCk2g: LMAO
ChiCk2g: W/E
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OK GONNA TAKE LOTS OF PILLS
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: AND HIT THE HEY
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: HAY
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: HAHAH
ChiCk2g: hay is for horses
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: THATS FOR U OHIOANS
ChiCk2g: HIT THE HEY
ChiCk2g: omg
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: wtf
ChiCk2g: D
ChiCk2g: H
ChiCk2g: DG
ChiCk2g: D
ChiCk2g: omgogmogmgogmogm
ChiCk2g: omgogmogmgogmogmOIMGOGMG LINDSAY SOMEOEN IS AT MY WINDOW OMGGGGG OK NVM IT WAS JUST A LEAF
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMMMMMMMMMGGGGG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: U DUN
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: the power flickered
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: IT WAS A LEAF
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I HAVE TO GO
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: TO BED
ChiCk2g: it was a heavy leaf
ChiCk2g: bitch
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: IM SO FUCKED TIRED
ChiCk2g: YOU SOUND LIKE ****
ChiCk2g: ITS SO FUNNY
ChiCk2g: HE GOES
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: NITE NITE LEAF FREAK
ChiCk2g: JENNY U R SO FUCK
ChiCk2g: AND JUST STOPS THERE
ChiCk2g: HES SUCH A RETARD
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OH THATNKS
ChiCk2g: WTF?! ok goodnite
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAHAA
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: NITE
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: IM NOD ADTUIEAH
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: RITED
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: NT IE
ChiCk2g: w h a t
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: SLEEP
ChiCk2g: yes ok
ChiCk2g: ok
ChiCk2g: hey
ChiCk2g: hay
ChiCk2g: sleep
ChiCk2g: nite
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: :-!CrAzYJ457: jennny
ChiCk2g: whaaaat
CrAzYJ457: stop
CrAzYJ457: u can't w/him
ChiCk2g: no sex
CrAzYJ457: NO NOTHIN!
ChiCk2g: like a kiss
ChiCk2g: W/E
ChiCk2g: a kiss
CrAzYJ457: yea thats ok
CrAzYJ457: nothin below the waist
CrAzYJ457: urs or his!
ChiCk2g: okay that sucksChiCk2g: flaunt ur shit
ChiCk2g: get down n dirty
ChiCk2g: show them the J-LIP they never see
ChiCk2g: the kind with the J-HIP
ChiCk2g: and the J-IGGLEChiCk2g: he reminds me of mr.asparagus
CrAzYJ457: LOL!
CrAzYJ457: ahahahahahaha
CrAzYJ457: jenny i'm seriously laughin so hard on that one
ChiCk2g: hahahahaahahaahahahaa
ChiCk2g: no seriously
ChiCk2g: u ever seen vegietales
ChiCk2g: and the dad asparagus
ChiCk2g: im like ok **** *********
CrAzYJ457: lol
CrAzYJ457: no i haven't
CrAzYJ457: thats funny
ChiCk2g: okay me and u
ChiCk2g: going to the movie when it comes out
ChiCk2g: VEGIETALESSSSSSS VEGIETALESSSSSSSS
CrAzYJ457: LOL!
CrAzYJ457: i dunno
CrAzYJ457: if i wanna
CrAzYJ457: waste
CrAzYJ457: 6.50 on ****
CrAzYJ457: i wanna see this aspargus
ChiCk2g: not junior asparagus tho
ChiCk2g: mr. aspragus
ChiCk2g: *PICTURE*
ChiCk2g: the aspargus in the middle with the turban
CrAzYJ457: HE DOES!
CrAzYJ457: he does
ChiCk2g: I KNOW
CrAzYJ457: ahahahahahahahaha
ChiCk2g: it's ****
CrAzYJ457: hes prolly a really nice kid too
ChiCk2g: yeah he is but he just looks like a damned asparagus*TALKIN' ABOUT HUMMUS*
MeganMichelle004: eww
MeganMichelle004: don't eat that
MeganMichelle004: no wonder its a diet, you can't gain weight if you can't even get it down
MeganMichelle004: BLAHHHH
MeganMichelle004: yuck jenny, yuck
MeganMichelle004: i would be belimic or whatever if i had to eat that.. :-
MeganMichelle004: jenny that's SICK
MeganMichelle004: sickMR LOPEZ:
ChiCk2g: stupid bald fat overweight ugly bearded sarcastic hispanic assholebigharyjew346: the teachers got together and raised money to buy me a belt for my pants
*SEAN CONNERY RIDING HIS LITTLE BIKE DOWN THE ROADS OF NEW YORK*
"WTF is he gonna ride his bike all the way to 'shcotland'?" - ME
*OK IT WAS SO MUCH FUNNIER AT THE TIME*ChiCk2g: why did the fat bald hispanic cross the road
ChiCk2g: b/c young teenage girls in skirts holding research papers were on the other side
ChiCk2g: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA im fuckin funnyJulsDBZ: You look like Marilyn Monroe
*HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH WTF NO....I LOVE MY SISTER*Steveeepooh: ur weird
ChiCk2g: well ur gay
Steveeepooh: thank u
ChiCk2g: ANYTIME ASSHOLECrZyBloNdEChiCkA: it wont hurt
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: jenny
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: we do them in the office
ChiCk2g: yeah rite they put the jaws of life in me
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: they have little onesa N t 4 51: im horny
ChiCk2g: i have been for like 3 weeks
a N t 4 51: just kidding i just wanted to see wut u would say
a N t 4 51: OMG EW
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
a N t 4 51: U WERENT SUUPOSE TO SAY THAT
ChiCk2g: sorryChiCk2g: i am grammar queen
ChiCk2g: u write the papers
ChiCk2g: i edit them
ChiCk2g: this is how its gonan work in college
ChiCk2g: GOT IT
a N t 4 51: OK!!!!!
a N t 4 51: wow
a N t 4 51: u r really good at this
Auto response from a N t 4 51: ChiCk2g: i am grammar queen
LOL ..(shhhh she thinks its cool)
ChiCk2g: wtf is that shit
a N t 4 51: HAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a N t 4 51: IT WAS FUNNY
ChiCk2g: ok no
ChiCk2g: im not readin any more
ChiCk2g: u prolly have thousands of grammatical errors
ChiCk2g: that will go unkown until the eyes of sister pat
a N t 4 51: AHHHHHHHH KEMMY
ChiCk2g: kemmy
ChiCk2g: whose kemmy
ChiCk2g: cuz that aint meRFEATHER00: YA I SEEN A BEAR LAST NIGHT IN THE FRONT YARD
ChiCk2g: REALLY?
RFEATHER00: YA I WAS HAVIN A SMOKE OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT AND ONE WALKED ACROSS THE FRONT YARD
ChiCk2g: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChiCk2g: SWEET!!!!!1
RFEATHER00: SCARY IT WAS FUCKIN HUGE I ALMOST SHIT MYSELF
ChiCk2g: what color was it????
RFEATHER00: BLACK
ChiCk2g: awwww a black bear
RFEATHER00: AWWWW NO SCARY
RFEATHER00: THE BEAR IS OUTSIDE AGAIN
ChiCk2g: is he for real???
ChiCk2g: omg
ChiCk2g: tell him i said hi
RFEATHER00: NO IM UP STAIRS IN MY ROOM AND IMNOT LEAVING IT TILL IT GOES AWAY
ChiCk2g: HAHHAAHAAAAAHAHAABlonde Liz Crider going to give a speech on Cross Country: "Uhhh...we run."
"Your cousin told me she wished cock tasted like beef supreme chalupas" - paul
*NEWSFLASH I AM NOT ANT'S COUSIN...GOD*a N t 4 51: well ur a garden jenny
a N t 4 51: stop letting those losers water your flowers
a N t 4 51: u dont want their dirty hose next to ur pretty flowersSftBalSweetie52: cause your the only person I know that would openly say they were from ohio
OhIo CoW GiR1: WTF KIND OF INSULT WAS THAT*I LOVE MY FRIENDS...:-D*
a N t 4 51: THEN WHO CARES ABOUT HIM
a N t 4 51: HE AINT SHIT
a N t 4 51: JENNY TORIELLELIEIELEIEEL FINLEY CARRR YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH GOING ON TO LET
THIS SAUSAGE FAGGOT GET TO YOU
a N t 4 51: seriously now , ive seen you change so much ever since i first met you, youve grown up
so much, your pretty, indepdant , ur doin your own thing..makin ppl laugh,.i mean its just amazing..
so DONT EVEN THINK TWICE ABOUT WHAT ANY FAGGOTS HAVE TO SAY BOUT YOU
a N t 4 51: im serious youve changed so much
a N t 4 51: dont go back to marla
a N t 4 51: dont go back to giving 2 shits about what ppl think
a N t 4 51: because the jenny "t" i know , doesnt CARE ABOUT WHAT ANYONE HAS TO SAY
a N t 4 51: i dont think very many people can, but the thing is YOUR NOT
a N t 4 51: YOUR BEAUTIFUL
a N t 4 51: YOUR JUST A CURVY GIRL!!!!!!
a N t 4 51: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE GUYS CALLED YOU PRETTY
a N t 4 51: JENNY HOW MANY TIMES
a N t 4 51: well a damn lotway2cute4you003: the last time jenny messaged me she was like "i am not a blonde and i am not stupid"
way2cute4you003: then she put "well i had my phone by ho"
way2cute4you003: and i was like wait a minute she just said she wasn't a blonde and she said phone instead of fun
way2cute4you003: it was pretty funnyRFEATHER00: jenny t no farm talk i dont know what a pig looks like unless its in the form of bacon
RFEATHER00: im to sexy for my cowboy hat im to sexy for my cowboy bootsa N t 4 51: GUESS WHAT I GOT
a N t 4 51: BEVERS SN
a N t 4 51: :-D:-D:-D
ChiCk2g: who the hell is beavera N t 4 51: i wish u were in ohio:-(
a N t 4 51: we could ride around with cowboys singing this song
*AHHHHHHHHHHH COWBOYS*ChiCk2g: ok im dumb
ChiCk2g: i cant comprehend shit
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i have noticed that
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: are u drunk all the time
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i think u area N t 4 51: its ok jenny
a N t 4 51: we love u
ChiCk2g: STOP IT
ChiCk2g: I DONT LIKE TO FEEL LIKE FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON OK
a N t 4 51: LKMA FLOWERS FOR AGRODODNNDDODONDODN LOLChiCk2g: ok
ChiCk2g: nvm
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i dont know whats goin on
ChiCk2g: go dye your hair brown and come back and talk to me lindsayCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: are we still goin to het shit'daf
ChiCk2g: WUT LANGUAGE DO U SPEAK HONESTLYChiCk2g: w h a t the h e l l is going on
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i dunno
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ur the brown haired one
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: u tell me
ChiCk2g: fuck u
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ok that was uncalled forCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: MOTHERFUCKER
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i lost my chapstick
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i just bought it too
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: fucking bitch
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: well
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i lost it
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: im sad
ChiCk2g: st anthony st anthony please come around something is lost and must be found
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ok
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: brb
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: gonna go lookforit
ChiCk2g: ok
ChiCk2g: you'll find it
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I FOUND IT
ChiCk2g: I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i fucking love chapstickCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: shes like border line mental institution
a n T 451: hey jenny dont do any fat kids tonight
cHiCk 2g: i'll try to hold myself backGR Goth Gal: is there anyway i cant SHUT THE DAMN MUSIC OFF?
GR Goth Gal: cause i wanna listen to like real, good music, not this STUPID SHIT that ive been hearin for like 20 minutes now
GR Goth Gal: imma sped and it takes me like twice as long to read anything
GR Goth Gal: so i have to hear it for like twice as long as anyone elseblonde03ditz: my hurr is so brown dude
blonde03ditz: its dark like whoa
blonde03ditz: yea it looks like someone shit on my headLPgurlie69: come talk to me about your cows
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: what the hell you get a letter for?
ChiCk2g: john glenn unviersity, domincan university
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: a nun school?
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i guess it wasn't an acceptance letter
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hahahahahaaChiCk2g: im buck ass naked rite now ant
a N t 4 51: sick
a N t 4 51: fuckin omg
a N t 4 51: put clothes onChiCk2g: do u know any beefy hot blonde haired blue eyed football players who wear tabogins that would want a sexy crazy girlfriend?
TinkerrBell069: what did u get kick out for??
Auto response from ChiCk2g: ok well def just got kicked out of float site.....so i'm just chillin' here
TinkerrBell069: u tried raping one of the beefy parents didn't u??
TinkerrBell069: or was it dan again
TinkerrBell069: Jenny t!!!!!!
TinkerrBell069: jenny t u naughty naughty girl"omg look at that hott italian boy.....he can paddle my gondala any day!!!!" - eileen
ChiCk2g: OMG I AHTE THIS GIRL
ChiCk2g: SHE HAS A DEEP VOICE
a N t 4 51: ew sick shes a lez
ChiCk2g: OMG EW EW EW ESTOP IT BICTH STOP LOOKIN AT ME
a N t 4 51: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
a N t 4 51: lmaomlmaoalao
a N t 4 51: she wants u
a N t 4 51: better watch out in ur sleep
ChiCk2g: FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK NO im not goign to bed.
a N t 4 51: lmao ur gonna sleep with anti lez stuff next to u...
a N t 4 51: like a pic of kdlang..with a big fat X over her
a N t 4 51: maybe then shell get the picture
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: MG
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: FUCK THE LEZZY HEARD ME
ChiCk2g: o no
ChiCk2g: o no u didnt bitch
ChiCk2g: she winked
ChiCk2g: OMG
a N t 4 51: O NO
ChiCk2g: I THINK SHE WINKED
ChiCk2g: '
ChiCk2g: F
ChiCk2g: S
ChiCk2g: FDS
a N t 4 51: omg she fuckin winked?
a N t 4 51: WIERDO
a N t 4 51: WTF
ChiCk2g: OGM YES
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: OGM
a N t 4 51: SHE WANTS TO HAVE BONDING SESSIONS WITH U
a N t 4 51: EWWWWWWWw
ChiCk2g: i wnat to leave.
a N t 4 51: SHE REMINDS ME OF MISS REYNOLDS
ChiCk2g: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW SHUT THE FUCK UP ANT
ChiCk2g: EEEEEWWWWWWWWW OMG
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: NO.
ChiCk2g: NONONONONONONONONONNONONONON
ChiCk2g: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ChiCk2g: ewwwwwwwwwww
ChiCk2g: SHE HAS LIKE
ChiCk2g: A BIG MOUTH OF TEETH
ChiCk2g: rew
a N t 4 51: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ChiCk2g: ok
ChiCk2g: i cnat take it
ChiCk2g: im leaving
ChiCk2g: im locking msyelf in my room
a N t 4 51: R U SERIOUS
ChiCk2g: AND YOU THINK IM KIDDING
a N t 4 51: noooooooooo
ChiCk2g: NO.
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: STOP IT
ChiCk2g: OGMGOGMOGMGOMGOGMGOMGOM
ChiCk2g: GROSS STOP LAUGHNG
ChiCk2g: SICK
ChiCk2g: SICK
ChiCk2g: SICK
a N t 4 51: ew shes laughing
a N t 4 51: ew
a N t 4 51: ONE THING I CANT FUCKING STAND
a N t 4 51: IS WHEN PPL I FUCKIN HATE THINK I LIKE THEM
a N t 4 51: SO IM AS MEAN AS POSSIBLE TO PPL LIKETHAT
a N t 4 51: LIKE MY BUS DRIVEER FRESHMAN YEAR
a N t 4 51: I DIDNT WANT TO TALK TO HIM BECAUSE HE LOOKED AT ME
a N t 4 51: AND SO THAT LEZ BITCH
a N t 4 51: I WOULD BE TERRIFIED IF I WERE U
a N t 4 51: BECAUSE SHE LIKES U
a N t 4 51: AND SHE THINKS U LIKE HER
a N t 4 51: AND EW
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: im gonna throw up
ChiCk2g: NO
ChiCk2g: now im gona ebweird and
ChiCk2g: AND GOONA
ChiCk2g: DSOGNODSNMGS
a N t 4 51: like i thought miss reynolds like me..but she liked you
ChiCk2g: WTF SHE TLAKIGNA BOUT MILKIN COWS
ChiCk2g: GO ABAKC TO MINNESOTA
ChiCk2g: BITCH
ChiCk2g: DYKE BITCH
a N t 4 51: JENNY
ChiCk2g: NO SHUT UP NOW UR FUCKIN SICK STOP SAYING REYNOLDS
ChiCk2g: GROSS
ChiCk2g: GROSS
ChiCk2g: OM
ChiCk2g: SICL
ChiCk2g: SICK
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: that FUKCING DYKE JUST SAID I WAS CUTE IN MY PJS
ChiCk2g: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGG
ChiCk2g: omg im levaing
ChiCk2g: im levaing
ChiCk2g: dont say anythgin about dykes
ChiCk2g: she mite read this
ChiCk2g: im going out
a N t 4 51: LMAO LMAO OK OK
a N t 4 51: to where
a N t 4 51: hahhhaha
ChiCk2g: anywhere but lezzieville!!!!!!!!!!
a N t 4 51: omg ew ok byeChiCk2g: ok i was in research today
ChiCk2g: and we were in the comp lab
ChiCk2g: and i waNted ot know who the hc king and queen were
ChiCk2g: and mr lopez was like no
ChiCk2g: and i was like please ill get on my knees
ChiCk2g: and he goes
ChiCk2g: no thats ok i woudl like to keep my teaching job
ChiCk2g: i was like
ChiCk2g: WTF EEEEEEWWWWWWWWChiCk2g: i WANTED TO DIE.
ChiCk2g: no ant
ChiCk2g: unbelivable
ChiCk2g: i didn't know ppl like that existed it was like
ChiCk2g: "my church is so spirtually sound, it's an amazing enviroment, you woudlnt belive the percentage of god fearing friends ive made."
ChiCk2g: I'M LIKE WHAT WHO TALKS LIKE THIS
a N t 4 51: R U SERIOUS
ChiCk2g: DEADa N t 4 51: o m g
a N t 4 51: that is amasing
ChiCk2g: a N t 4 51: that is amasing
ChiCk2g: so is thatltl J 03: what the fuck is a tabogin
ChiCk2g: its a fuckin winter cap
ltl J 03: well why the fuck dont you just call it a hat?
ltl J 03: what the fuck is a cap
ltl J 03: a fuckin bottle cap?
ChiCk2g: b/c its a tabogin
ltl J 03: no its a goddamn hat
ChiCk2g: NO A HAT
ChiCk2g: a WINTER HAT
ChiCk2g: aka a TABOGIN
ltl J 03: call it a goddamn hat, not a tabogin
ltl J 03: you know, tabogan... that sled
ltl J 03: shit
ltl J 03: winter games
ltl J 03: 4 man sled or somethin
ChiCk2g: 8 man sled
ChiCk2g: hahahahahaa
ltl J 03: there you go
ChiCk2g: tabogin, sack hat, beanie , a fuckin hat
ltl J 03: sack hat
ltl J 03: goddamnit
ltl J 03: that sounds gay as hell
ltl J 03: here
ltl J 03: just call it a fuckin condomltl J 03: oefoiaweojf aweofjei is german for i hate you
PiNkYL22: i was ok when i was sleepin but when id wake up cuz of some asshole sayin he was paralyzed or o pains in my back
J osh R 52: good convo w/ phil just now....
J osh R 52: MizzouO7: whats up man
J osh R 52: nothin u
J osh R 52: just got home from work
MizzouO7 signed off at 10:15:27 PM.LilChicaReesa: well im off to bed
Auto response from CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: *~BrB~*
LilChicaReesa: see ya tomorrow
LilChicaReesa: nut
LilChicaReesa: OOOPPPSS i mean niteChiCk2g: PEACE OUT WIGGA
LilChicaReesa: wtf
LilChicaReesa: i aint white
ChiCk2g: ok
LilChicaReesa: lol
ChiCk2g: peace out mexiggga
LilChicaReesa: now that sounds bettaChiCk2g: so how bout them bears
Da Big IzzH: they are the shit
ChiCk2g: what about them lions
ChiCk2g: 2 in 3 past 3 games....wow
Da Big IzzH: hahaha how you know sports stuff
Da Big IzzH: girls dont know that
Da Big IzzH: thats fuckin greatChiCk2g: just lookin for a bf
Da Big IzzH: so am iChiCk2g: i have a gift
Da Big IzzH: yeah big titties
ChiCk2g: hahahahahahhahaa"did you see that loud mouth bird? i don't know what he told you but he is NOT brian fellow!" - brian fellow
"that is one FUZZYBUG, if i had a bug like him, i'd make a coat out of him!"
~marisa/brian fellowCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: on break
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: me and meg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: were in my car
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and there was a skito
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and she starts FREAKIN out
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and starts yellin
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: WEST NILE WEST NILE
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i almost died
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hahahha
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: then she just told me this
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: SftBalSweetie52 (10:54:37 PM): I think that fucking mosquito bit me and now I have it
SftBalSweetie52 (10:54:47 PM): little blood sucking bastard
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ahahhahahaChiCk2g: 28. Is Bugs Bunny hot when he dresses like a girl bunny?
ChiCk2g: how do u answer that
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: no
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: u should be like
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hes hott with that big ass carrott he carries around =-OCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i took that
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i am 45.8% X-rated
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: wow
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: im a rebel
ChiCk2g: i am 75.5% X-ratedCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and there was a skito
ChiCk2g: whats a skito
ChiCk2g: skittle?
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: u know
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: a ski-toe
ChiCk2g: no i honestly dont
ChiCk2g: wtf is a ski-toe
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: a bug
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: skito
ChiCk2g: ooooooohhhhhhh mosquito
ChiCk2g: ok
ChiCk2g: i say skeeters
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: oksuckbig skitoCrZyBloNdEChiCkA: was there a banana?
ChiCk2g: YES
ChiCk2g: hahaha i left it
ChiCk2g: i hate bananas
ChiCk2g: sick nasty
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ressa found that
ChiCk2g: i didnt touch it
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and stuck it in her door handle
ChiCk2g: im afriad some1 fag put it up their assholeChiCk2g: ashlay ims me and calls me jennay but she always seems to im me right before i put up
an away she does this everyday she has to have the worst timing ever ashley doesnt like the
picture of my whooha she said "never show me that again. never" she makes me laff and sometimes
laff so hard i throw out the card shes likes this dude neil, he's pretty cool, skinny, looks like tony hawk,
has a lazy eye in this one photo, but i think ill stop i should be sleeping but i'm not, wot tha fock?
GR Goth Gal: put it in ur funny shit!
GR Goth Gal: cuase its u sayin some FUNNY SHITXOXO968: but omg, i have to work a children's party at the hospital sunday
ChiCk2g: omg grrrrrrr what time tho???
XOXO968: 1-5
ChiCk2g: i dont think we will get back b4 one
ChiCk2g: cant u cancel
XOXO968: i don't think so
ChiCk2g: damn stupid children
XOXO968: i know!
XOXO968: stupid sick kids, lol
ChiCk2g: just go die already so liz can go to state
ChiCk2g: JUST KIDDING
XOXO968: HAHAHAHA*stupid meghan gives some half retarded homeless man some change to buy a sub at subway
so he follows her to our table where me, kelly, aaron and jackie are sittin...*
homeless dude: hey ladies can i sit with u?
(oblivious to aaron and just sits down w/ us)
homeless dude: that's a nice jacket
(to me)
me: thanks
homeless dude: where did u get it
me: umm american eagle in ohio
homeless dude: can i try it on sometime?
me: no...umm look jackie has the same jacket
homeless dude: can i try your jacket on?
jackie: NO.
(we are all laughing our ASSES OFF)
homeless dude: are you laughing at me?
me: no
everyone: this commerical is really funny...ChiCk2g: grrrrrrrrrrrr
ChiCk2g: i left my black tabogin in kellys car
ChiCk2g: omg im so mad
SftBalSweetie52: god I hate when I leave my sleds places
ChiCk2g: fuck uChiCk2g: how do u wear a tabogin here
ltl J 03: not that far down....
ltl J 03: hat
ChiCk2g: oooohhhhh
ltl J 03: we dont wear our sleds hereltl J 03: the fact that he is mexican
ltl J 03: therefore is good at shoplifting
ltl J 03: and is naturally agile despite his size
ltl J 03: which is good for running, and hopping fences with brilliant speed
ltl J 03: besides this he is humorous
ltl J 03: and likes vast quantities of alcohol, drugs, and naked women...ChiCk2g: do u think ***** is hung
GR Goth Gal: do i kno what that means?
ChiCk2g: is he hung like a horse or a field mouse
GR Goth Gal: what
ChiCk2g: is da pee pee big or tiny
GR Goth Gal: i got it
GR Goth Gal: i just wanted to see how ud simplify it for me
GR Goth Gal: nice
ChiCk2g: hahahaaaaaaanascarphil129: i am really bored
ChiCk2g: go drive ur nascar, phil
nascarphil129: you mean my nasvan*WHAT I HEAR EVERYDAY*
"jenny stop talking."
"never talk again."
- meghanditzylifeguard03: "if bein sexy is a crime, then me n my crew gonna be doin time"
ChiCk2g: fuck yeah, lifeditzylifeguard03: fuck yeah heinikin!!!
ditzylifeguard03: dont touch my heiny!!!ChiCk2g: i hate cramps
ChiCk2g: i want to rip my ovaries out
ditzylifeguard03: yea i want to have mine removed, and i want to sell them on e-bay to fear factor and have someone eat themLilChicaReesa: u diedD??
ChiCk2g: no i dont think i died marisaChiCk2g: baw baw black sheep have u any wool? yes sir yes sir two bags full
BUMonABSOLUT: :-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P
:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P
ChiCk2g: omg holy shit SMILEY FACE ATTACKBUMonABSOLUT: :-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P
ChiCk2g: ross omg ur smiley-agious
ChiCk2g: ok i dont know what that is
ChiCk2g: but it's supposed to be a dieseaseChiCk2g: bitch
momthecripple: up yours ho bagmSu dOrK 84: i said ignore tony
ChiCk2g: u dont really hold each others dicks rite
mSu dOrK 84: NO
mSu dOrK 84: good godDa Big IzzH: haha i got a job
Da Big IzzH: at CVS
Da Big IzzH: im gonna sell little kids alcohol
Da Big IzzH: i cant wait
Da Big IzzH: ill sell it to you guys
ChiCk2g: so now we have a dealer
ChiCk2g: YES
Da Big IzzH: hahahahahahahahaha
Da Big IzzH: but you have to have SOME id to show me
Da Big IzzH: you know and ill just "look" at itVooDooPunker: dude..theres a line between sick..and WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE
VooDooPunker: that
VooDooPunker: pissed on line number two there...*ASHLEY'S AWAY MESSAGE:*
ENUFF RIPPIN ON MY FLATNESS! lol
jenny: ashley i have a question
me: shoot
jenny: if you had no feet would u still wear shoes?
me: yea (list like 5 reasons why i would)
jenny: NO U WERE SOPOSED TO SAY NO!
me: sorry!!! no
Jenny: then why do u wear a bra?then there was drew:
"your big legs make up for your lack of boobs"and crider:
"you wear a padded bra to make you flat"Heathers SISTER: lol and made my boobs hurt
I3adidas19: lol
I3adidas19: what?
I3adidas19: you have boobs?
I3adidas19: when did this happen?MDebs02: you should seriously buy one of those REALLY padded bras and just stuff it like no other
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: jenny
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: worst day of m y life
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ok
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: short version
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: lock keys in car at nursing home on break
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: brought back on sped bus
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: got lost in a parking stucture at metro airport....wouldnt let me out till i paid even though inever got out of my car
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: had to go into airport
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: look for my mom
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: to pay 5 for parking fees
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: didnt go to work
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: went toget report by myself
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: denied
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: turing left at light infrontof gas station
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: get into accident
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: start to cry
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: robs dad is at the light
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: comes over to blcok traffic
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and move my car
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: rob and i fought all day
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: but from his house he ran to gas station
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: and i just got my .*ME AND ANT AT DENNYS AT 3 AM AND A GROUP OF DEAF PPL WALK IN*
ME: ant look at those deaf ppl
ANT: shut up they're right in front of us
ME: they're fuckin' DEAF dumbassiceman10785: nooooooooooooo
iceman10785: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
iceman10785: nooooooooooooo
iceman10785: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
iceman10785: nooooooooooooooo
iceman10785: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
iceman10785: nooooooooooooooooooo
iceman10785: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnascarphil129: is that all you think about jenny?
ChiCk2g: ...........yeah
nascarphil129: well then you are one dirty girl
ChiCk2g: im not dirty.
ChiCk2g: im clean
nascarphil129: well you do a bunch of dirty stiff
ChiCk2g: YOU SAID STIFF
ChiCk2g: HAHAHHAHA
nascarphil129: just for the record, i'm not stiff
nascarphil129: hahahahahahahaha
ChiCk2g: nascarphil i love u
nascarphil129: lol, i love you too jennynascarphil129: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ditzygurlie3: u got me!
ditzygurlie3: :-D
ditzygurlie3: wut can be better then that?
ditzygurlie3: im loveable
ditzygurlie3: im not really beefy
ditzygurlie3: but i could put on a football jersey for ya
ditzygurlie3: thats wut im here for
ditzygurlie3: like a walking hallmark card
ditzygurlie3: thats me
ditzygurlie3: :-D
ditzygurlie3: mary fucking sunshineChiCk2g: ok wussup with this damn "lifes a garden, dig it" quote its like "life's a toilet, flush it"
ChiCk2g: LETS GET IT ON!!
ChiCk2g: thats for u baby ;-)
a n T 451: me? no
ChiCk2g: yes u
a n T 451: stop
a n T 451: OMG
Auto response from ChiCk2g: ant eat my pusssy u lezzzy.....goodnite i love you ;-) *MUAH*
a n T 451: TAKE THAT OFF NOW
a n T 451: SICK
a n T 451: FUCKIN NBITCH
Auto response from ChiCk2g: lick my clit lick it good lick this pussy like u should ant oh god u
do it so good too!!!! ahhhh more more more yes ye yes yes ant ant ant i love u omg yes
ChiCk2g: HAHAHHA
Auto response from a n T 451: STOP IT
a n T 451: NO IM FUCKING SERIOUS I LOVE DICK OK
a n T 451: DICK IS FOR ME
a n T 451: DICK = WHAT I LOVE
ChiCk2g: ME TOO.....but ur pussy is lookin mighty good too i wanna have pussy pie for desert babygirl
a n T 451: DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN
a n T 451
a n T 451: stop it
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: im dying
ChiCk2g: lick every inch
ChiCk2g: oooooooooooooh yeah
a n T 451
a n T 451:
a n T 451: ASkfjlsfjsadf
a n T 451: STOP UIT
a n T 451: NOW
a n T 451: OK THATS IT
a n T 451: QUIT IT
Auto response from a n T 451: FUCKIN STOP IT NOW SERIOUSLY
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AlwayZnAngeL16: thats soooooo dick
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ChiCk2g: i am hog wild...oink oink oink
a n T 451: OINK OINK OINK
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uljet3684: woooooooooohhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa
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SftBalSweetie52: you sure they dont inbreed in ohio jenny?
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XOXO968: dude, id throw my morals out the window for him
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Auto response from ChiCk2g: keep the pants on brb
MamaJacey: keep YOUR pants on
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BUMonABSOLUT: uh oh.. there's trouble..
ChiCk2g: oh no what:???
BUMonABSOLUT: you
BUMonABSOLUT: :-)
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a n T 451: go to bed and dream of dicks with wings and a side of taco bell... your favorite things
*Just for the record i don't like dicks that can fly...I'd rather dream of sugar plum penises*
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mother theresa: where does most coffee go to?
me: dunkin donuts
mother thersea: hahhahaa NO.
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KARBSB: are u on crack
ChiCk2g: IM HIGH ON LIFE
KARBSB: yeah thats it
ChiCk2g: man who stands on toilet is high on pot
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAA
KARBSB: you are a crack baby
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MamaJacey: bad jenny
MamaJacey: down girl down
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SftBalSweetie52: you are trouble
ChiCk2g: NO!
ChiCk2g: i am ........fun
SftBalSweetie52: lol
SftBalSweetie52: fun with jenny=trouble
*NICE EQUATION MEGHAN*
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a n T 451: PEACE OUT PENIS LUVA!
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a n T 451: JENNY ANNE TORIELLI FINLEY CARR....YOU ARE A GENIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a n T 451: "COOL"
a n T 451: "SWEET"
ChiCk2g: i fucked his brains out.....CAN U TELL ?
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ChiCk2g: how about u
bob 43718: just sittin here looking good like usual hahahahaha
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ashley: "imma gonna live forever if the good die young"....jenny i'm gonna die tommorow
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a n T 451: i really hate his font
a n T 451: i feel like im reading ancient scrolls
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ChiCk2g: YOUR NOT EATING MY BOX
a n T 451: UM NO SHIT
ChiCk2g: no box eating, down rosie down
a n T 451: sick
ChiCk2g: rosie has mikefromrealworld1993 hair
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*Listening to "texas tornado" and it goes "she's my little texas tornado..."*
"who the fuck is a texas burrito?" - Ant
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*TO THE TUNE TO TEQUILA*
...da da da da na na na BOBVILA...- Ant
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ChiCk2g: HELLO MOTHER FUCKER
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"omg ok i was standin there and this HOT boy takes a picture of a fucking stop sign..and im like
thats something stupid jenny would do, so i go to him "whats so fasinating about a stop sign"
and the kid turns around to me and goes "Im dee poperozee no?" HE HAD AN ACCENT!! IT WAS
SO CUTE! and im like.. "where are you from" and hes like ENGLANDDDD.. and im like omg!!..
AND HE HAD A TOBOGAN ON, and im like . my friend jenny would fall in love with u, and he goes
"who is jenny?" "jenny a cute girl" and im like yes." - ANT
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GR Goth Gal: ur puter is bein jo brighton
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whats on your skirt?
umm gum or sumthing
oh yea? what flavor was it? big juicy cock?
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ChiCk2g: ok so in govt we are doing this thing and ppl had to talk about these cases and one of the cases was plessy vs ferguson
ChiCk2g: AND I KEPT FUCKING HEARING
ChiCk2g: PUSSY VS FERGUSON
ChiCk2g: i was gettin pissed
ChiCk2g: but no1 was really saying pussy
ChiCk2g: i just HEARD pussy
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ChiCk2g: is this national disco day?
ChiCk2g: i mean i'm just wodnering....is that why he's so happy?
ChiCk2g: like i think since he's a disco queen, b/c YOU and ME both know he puts on his platforms,
turns up ABBA and dances the john travolta in the mirror......but maybe today is special
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ChiCk2g: gross i bet when that song "i gotta get thru this" came out he busted a groove whenever he heard it
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ChiCk2g: do u think he breakdances no wait the platforms are pretty high he might trip and
fall u know so i bet hes really good with stanidng there in the middle of the dance floor with
the disco ball light shinin on his face moving his hands up down up down up down to saturday nite
fever while he thinks to himself....."i am the dancing queen god dammit"
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a n T 451: i DID date a club goin, disco fever, john travolta wanna be, silk shirt wearin, platform, glitter QUEEN
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KARBSB: dont get raped by japs
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Heathers Sister: plus u would prolly try to damage my innocence
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LilChicaReesa: his nipple is distracting
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ChiCk2g: "U WERE TOO BUSY TITTY FUCKIN ELFFY" HAHHAHAAHAAA
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GR Goth Gal: is ur goal in life to be the star of girls gone wild?
GR Goth Gal: ull have ur own series, Jenny Gone Wild
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ant451: me and jen= the shit
ant451: take a big wiff bitches
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ChiCk2g: stop fucking your blow up doll girlfriend and get a life fatty
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a n T 451: OMG JEN
a n T 451: if u come down this weekend u should fuck him
a n T 451: or do something with him
ChiCk2g: um who is this
a n T 451: antoinette stanton
ChiCk2g: do u want me to get vd or sumthing
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*SERIOUSLY WHAT LINDSAY?*
ChiCk2g: do u have any soda
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: DO I LOOK LIKE 7-11
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: HHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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Adamouskie: cuz u are the most beautiful woman in the world
Adamouskie: wow u are so beautiful, ur a goddess
Adamouskie: jenny, ur the most stunningly beautiful female i have ever seen
Adamouskie: wow, ur just a generous and kind person
Adamouskie: ur beautiful on the inside and out
*THAT IS FUNNY SHIT*
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ChiCk2g: jeff u look like ringo starr
Da Big IzzH: no ringo star looks like me
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ChiCk2g: i want a boy i am so depressed god damn it
ant451: um helllllloo your surrounded by themn
ant451: may the sperm be with u tonight
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"Sweet mother of crap i thought i turned this mofo off!" - mango
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MamaJacey: JENNY
MamaJacey: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
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MamaJacey: i sat in this room the last two days checking christmas lights, and who do you think i keep looking at the computer to see if they were on
ChiCk2g: her?
MamaJacey: no santa
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ChiCk2g: ON RETREAT
ChiCk2g: THIS IS THE SONG THEY SANG ON THE BUS RIDE HOME
ChiCk2g: ISNTEAD OF
ChiCk2g: I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTS CLAUSE
ChiCk2g: IT WAS
ChiCk2g: I SAW JENNY BANGING SANTA CLAUSE
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MamaJacey: you've made your daddy, your hometown, even your state proud of you
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MamaJacey: oh my little girl is all grown up
MamaJacey: and to think before i corrupted you, you were innocent
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XOXO968: i love pee wee!!!
Bs UbLe: speaking of pee wee...
Bs UbLe: brb
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ChiCk2g: OMG IM A RETARD AND CANT READ THIS FAST
ChiCk2g: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Heathers Sister: aww poor sped jenny
ChiCk2g: ok im not a sped
ChiCk2g: even tho i went to joyful noise a sped school for my kidergarten years doesnt man ima a sped okay
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XOXO968: do u wanna come jenny?
Heathers Sister: u wanna come to the game too jenny?
ChiCk2g: WHAT MOTHER FUCKIN GAME
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Heathers Sister: jenny they are gunna be PLAYING, so u cant sleep with them durin the game
NJmonak10: not all of them play
ChiCk2g: ashley = sarcastic bitch
NJmonak10: some of them just sit there
NJmonak10: they need something to do
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Heathers Sister: jennys gunna, "boost morale"
ChiCk2g: ill boost more than morale
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Bs UbLe: dont front on the chickens
XOXO968: i like pigs
NJmonak10: death to the chickens
Bs UbLe: pigs??
XOXO968: yes pigs
Bs UbLe: pigs suck ass
XOXO968: do u have a problem with pigs?
Bs UbLe: and the smell like ass
XOXO968: u smell like ass
Bs UbLe: psshhh
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Heathers Sister: jenny did u sleep with anyone?
ant451: aw they say "sleep with anyone"
ant451: we say "did u get any? did u fuck anyone"
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ChiCk2g: ME ME ME ME!!! (FLANNEL SHIRT TUCKED INTO PANTS UP TO CHIN)
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ant451: ur look good lookin right lookin like a women should
ant451: jen do they know
ChiCk2g: TOBY KETH
ChiCk2g: TOBY KEITH
ant5451: bout ur love for toby fatty kiethr?
ChiCk2g: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
ant451: WHOSSSSSSS YO DADDY!!!!!!!!
ChiCk2g: UMMMMMMM TOBY IS NOT FAT
ant451: YES HE FUCKIN IS
ChiCk2g: AND HES BANGING
ant451: GET OUT OF YOUR DENIAL
ChiCk2g: AND HIS MULLET IS HOT
ChiCk2g: NO HE ISNT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ant451: excuse me?
ant451: jenny let me tell u something
ant451: ...mullets...will never...ever BE HOT.
ant451: ok
ChiCk2g: ON TOBY THEY ARE
Heathers Sister: and yea jenny
Heathers Sister: i duno that guy
Heathers Sister: but
Heathers Sister: he prolly is fat
Heathers Sister: cuase u like fat boys
ChiCk2g: UM TOBY KEITH
ChiCk2g: NO
ChiCk2g: HES NOT
ChiCk2g: HES BEEFY
ChiCk2g: ashley likes to assume all the guys i like are "FAT"
ant451: umm...
ant451: they are?
ChiCk2g: i dont like fuckin fat boysssssssss
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Heathers Sister: jenny had a 10 minte crush on him
ant451: did she
Heathers Sister: then she realized he wasnt FAT!!!!!!!!!
ChiCk2g: and hes not fat
ant451: (he fat?)?
NJmonak10: i'm not fat
ChiCk2g: OMG
Heathers Sister: and it ended
ChiCk2g: ashley u stupid bitch
ChiCk2g: I DONT ALWAYS LIKE BEEFY BOYS
Heathers Sister: mmmm.... yes u do
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ChiCk2g: todds colors look like egg nog and christmas trrees
LittleToddlet: wtf kinda eggnog do u drink
ant451: ya jen
ChiCk2g: the yellow kind
ant451: eggnog is spose to be offwhite yo
LittleToddlet: and my font is ALOMST yellow...
Heathers Sister: its RED
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ChiCk2g: RYAN WHO GIVES THE BEST HEAD
RFEATHER00: U DO
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Heathers Sister: dream sweetly of nice, round, plump boys
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ant451: i seen his butt yo :-[
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Auto response from a n T 451: its ok jenny im sure your not the only girl in the world that
has a fetish for short, fat, mexican boys named Pedro...
ChiCk2g: his name was hugo ok
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iceman10785: thats crazy
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GR Goth Gal: only the good die young
GR Goth Gal: jenny i need to get bad real soon, before its too late
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J osh R 52: i'm on this helen keller bia and she did nothing except be mute blah blah blah who cares
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ChiCk2g: do u ever wonder if any of these genious fruits got laid & who did they get laid by.....
like some lady would be like "i banged einstein!!"
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ChiCk2g (1:57:11 AM): I dunno I've gone dillusional
*^See that time?!? Thats what research does to ppl at 1:57 am!!*
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WATERS694U: Huh you big chested drunk
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*LINDSAY'S THOUGHTS ON DLO*
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i'm gonna kill him and eat his soul
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SftBalSweetie52: fuck Mr. Lopez
ChiCk2g: fuck mr lopez
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ChiCk2g: dont turn gay if u go to cali
MamaJacey: jenny
MamaJacey: i don't know where to start with that so let's just pretend you didnt' say it
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ChiCk2g: anatomy video? ha so is that what you call porn now a days?
Auto response from SwEeTKiSsZ203: me marisa and jenn r doing our anatomy video
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ant451: would u ever fuck mr. lopez?
ChiCk2g: ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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LINDSAY ON THE RESEARCH PEOPLE LIST: CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: mr k should be on here
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ChiCk2g: who the fuck is aunt hedi
ant451: MY AUNt
ant451: she married my uncle dormar
ChiCk2g: now thats a name i wanna scream during sex
ant451: eww
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*SHE THINKS SHE'S FUNNY*
GR Goth Gal: HAHAH JENNY GETS ALL THE FAT BOYS IN PANAMA!
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a n T 451: "black white puerto rican chinese boys"
a n T 451: i thought of u when she said that
ChiCk2g: .......ok u better regret wut u just said bitch.
a n T 451: his name was alfredo bitch
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ChiCk2g: (1027-1087)
WingKrazy03: that's funny cause in the encyclopedia britannica says that he dies in 942? but doesn't give a birth date
ChiCk2g: r u saying im wrong
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ChiCk2g: AAAAAHHHHHH HAHAAHAHAAHA I WORTE GEORGE "SPANKY" ANDERSON
ChiCk2g: wwwwhoooooops
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ChiCk2g: im going to bed after the george washignton look alike dyke bitch
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: CLAIRE?
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: how did she make it and not mr k?
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ChiCk2g: poopy
ant451: dont even start sayin that word
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CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: alluih
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: alalala
ChiCk2g: DID U JUST TRY TO SAY HALLAUJAH
ChiCk2g: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
ChiCk2g: OMG
ChiCk2g: FUCKIN FUNNY
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: YES
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i didnt think u would get that
ChiCk2g: ITS SO SAD HOW I UNDERSTODD THAT
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
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CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: FUCK BATMAN FUCKER
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ChiCk2g: i dunno what to do
ChiCk2g: i can't stay alice
ChiCk2g: alive*
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: dont call me alice
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAHA
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ant451: dont fuckin marry him
ChiCk2g: EW
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAHAAA
ant451: i will never visit u
ChiCk2g: no
ChiCk2g: that is gross
ant451: and ur kids would be fuckin ugly
ant451: and my children are not hanging out with ugly kids
ant451: o no
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ChiCk2g: no but listen
ChiCk2g: he was all drunk
ChiCk2g: and he was all up in my grill yo
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GibberTheCat: ok...
GibberTheCat: speedlimit is 45...
GibberTheCat: means anything over 45 you get TICKET
ChiCk2g: and since when do u go the fuckin speedlimit and since when do ppl in michigan
go less then 5 over......oh wait.....NEVER
GibberTheCat: o yeah
GibberTheCat: i forgot where you live
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BMMchick16:were you pulled over for drunk driving?
ChiCk2g: I WANST DRUNK
BMMchick16: BULL SHIT
ChiCk2g: I SWEAR
BMMchick16: you werent
BMMchick16: sure, ill believe that... haha
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GR Goth Gal: everyone described her with one word
GR Goth Gal: "BEEFY"
GR Goth Gal: i was like EW EW EW JENNY DO HER IF SHE WAS A GUY
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Heathers Sister: i need to get some
ChiCk2g: did you just say that
ChiCk2g: or is this my imagination
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iceman10785: ur away message is wrong
Auto response from ChiCk2g: so much to do :-\
iceman10785: it should say so much to rape
ChiCk2g: hahah aren't you funny
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KARBSB: or just burn mr lopez
KARBSB: as a sacrifice
KARBSB: we can have roast d-lo
ChiCk2g: HAHAHAAHAHAAA
KARBSB: hhhhaaaaaa
ChiCk2g: he would feed an army dude
KARBSB: i bet there alot of fat
ChiCk2g: ew nasty
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ChiCk2g: but tommorow is mission nick
a n T 451: nick?
a n T 451: who's nick
ChiCk2g: nick carter in detroit HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO
a n T 451: oh
a n T 451: u will end up giving nick carter head
a n T 451: you'll be makin him bust them high notes left and right
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CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: nick carter here we CUM;-)
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CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I LOVE SANTA
ChiCk2g: ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ChiCk2g: LOOK AT THIS AWAY
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i wana sit in his lap
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: oh baby
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: oh baby
Auto response from ChiCk2g: santa all i want this year is you...in a football uniform you sexy beefy man you!!
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG
ChiCk2g: ME TOOOOOOOOO
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i just thought of sumthing
ChiCk2g: BUT I WANNA DO MORE THAN SIT IN IT
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: u dont leave cookies, u leave condoms
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: haaaaahahahha
ChiCk2g: hahahaha omg
ChiCk2g: ones with little reindeer and presents on them
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
ChiCk2g: dude i bet santa is HUNG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: like a bell
ChiCk2g: i was thinking more like a christmas tree
ChiCk2g: A BELL
ChiCk2g: HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA0
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg i crying
ChiCk2g: yeah his bell would certainly go ding dong IF U KNOW WHAT IM SYAING ;-)
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ChiCk2g: EWWWWWWWWWWWW
ChiCk2g: gross
ChiCk2g: ok listen to this
ChiCk2g: so in desktop we got donuts
ChiCk2g: and the other day we got cake
ChiCk2g: that class is sweet
ChiCk2g: anyways
ChiCk2g: i got white frosting on my black pants
ChiCk2g: and we were goign to the comp lab in research
ChiCk2g: and mr lopez goes
ChiCk2g: jenny whats all over ur pants
ChiCk2g: and i go ooooh its frosting
ChiCk2g: and he goes
ChiCk2g: SURE it is
ChiCk2g: and THEN he goes
ChiCk2g: we all do it the morning sometimes
ChiCk2g: and i was like
ChiCk2g: EXCUSE ME
ChiCk2g: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ChiCk2g: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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ChiCk2g: :-D its ok to be cocky
ChiCk2g: i love cocky boys
MamaJacey: yeah lots of cocks for jenny
ChiCk2g: lol well besides that....i like guys who are stuck up their own ass
MamaJacey: you mean REAL MEN
ChiCk2g: EXACTLY
ChiCk2g: wow ur smart
MamaJacey: farm boys
ChiCk2g: yes yes yes yes
ChiCk2g: god yes
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ChiCk2g: doesn't he make u love ur dog dallas soooo much more?
a n T 451: LMKAO LMAO ALAOLOLLOHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHHha
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a n T 451: NO SIT
ChiCk2g: excsue me am i a dog
a n T 451: SHIT*
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ChiCk2g: here is u and diane
a n T 451: ........
ChiCk2g: ok someone will bring u ur food for dinner at dennys and diane woudl be like that waitress was
looking at me weird which means she jealous of me and the rocks that i got so i think she spit in my food
she must have b/c i'm way over her standards b/c i work at reisbecks and not some greasy old dennys restaurant
ChiCk2g: and u would be like he said hello to that pretty girl at the door to his dorm, does this mean hes
distancing from me? does he not like me anymore? i must not be good enuf for him, o its over im ending
it b/4 it goes to far and i get hurt
ChiCk2g: and i will be like..........W HAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U GUYS
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ChiCk2g: i want a boyfriend
bob43718: me too hahahahahahahaa
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bob43718: so whats goign on in jenny land
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MamaJacey: was he good
ChiCk2g: NO
ChiCk2g: it was so boring
MamaJacey: well get his ass out of there
ChiCk2g: i was like ummm i could be doin way more productive things than this
MamaJacey: well you can take that two ways
ChiCk2g: how
ChiCk2g: i was drunk off my ass
MamaJacey: he's a blank canvas and you can make him into the kind of fuck you want
ChiCk2g: i drank almost a fifth
MamaJacey: and he'll do it everytime
MamaJacey: or you could tap him on the shoulder and say ok time to bring in someone else cause you can't bring the heat
MamaJacey: like when the manager goes to the mound to take the pitcher out
MamaJacey: sorry son you just don't have it
ChiCk2g: hahahahahaah sooo if my lover isnt babe ruth in bed he's out and mark mcguire's in?
MamaJacey: you could bring in barry bonds if you got jungle fever
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MamaJacey: bring me two pina coladas
ChiCk2g: one for each hand
MamaJacey: let's set sail with capitan morgan
ChiCk2g: and get drunk
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ChiCk2g: and why is helen keller so damn famous
ChiCk2g: IF I WAS MUTE AND DEAF AND BLIND I WOUDLNT BE FAMOUS
ChiCk2g: for christ sake
ChiCk2g: i would be a retard
ChiCk2g: who ppl made fun of
ChiCk2g: not write papers about
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ChiCk2g: he wa sreeected 4 times
ChiCk2g: YEAH
ChiCk2g: thats supposed to say
ChiCk2g: re-elected
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ChiCk2g: Mary Wollstonecraft
ChiCk2g: who is that bitch
punkNdrublic05: beats me
ChiCk2g: lets find out shall we
punkNdrublic05: lets
ChiCk2g: well one thing i know is she looked like george washington
ChiCk2g: ewwwwwww
punkNdrublic05: lmao
punkNdrublic05: is that the one w/ the wooden teeth?
ChiCk2g: she was a fucken feminsit
ChiCk2g: i hate fmeieneiststststs
ChiCk2g: wooden teeth
ChiCk2g: lol
punkNdrublic05: not those bitches
punkNdrublic05: grrr
ChiCk2g: wut the shit
punkNdrublic05: i hate em too
ChiCk2g: i know
ChiCk2g: send them to an island and have dyke sex i say
ChiCk2g: since they dont need "men"
punkNdrublic05: sounds like a good idea to me
punkNdrublic05: i wouldn't complain
ChiCk2g: i know
punkNdrublic05: for every man there are 3 women
ChiCk2g: really
ChiCk2g: WELL thats sweet
punkNdrublic05: really
punkNdrublic05: lol
punkNdrublic05: but you gotta put lesbians into play and the feminiest cunts
ChiCk2g: hahahhaa stupid bitches
ChiCk2g: god seriously
ChiCk2g: if u dont have a dick then u r inferior
ChiCk2g: its the way it is
punkNdrublic05: lol
punkNdrublic05: i like how you think
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CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: im in the state of lmaoness
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ant451: go away nelly
Chick2g: fuck u furtado
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Chick2g: LOOK WHOS BACK
a n T 451 signed off at 6:45:32 PM.
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RFEATHER00: SEX IS LIKE COLLEGE YOU TRY UR WHOLE LIFE TO GET IN AND 9 MONTHS LATER U WISH U HADNT COME
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bob 43718: hey hey hey
Chick2g: we're the monkees
bob 43718: and monkeys dont monkey around
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Chick2g: hes unny
Chick2g: dunny
Chick2g: FUNNY GOD DAMMIT
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GR Goth Gal: i wanna see her, cause the vision i have in my head
Chick2g: is an oompa loompa
GR Goth Gal: is of jen bowlings little sister, the one that looks liek a bowlign ball
Chick2g: OMGOGMGOGMGOGMG
Chick2g: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Chick2g: AGHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAA
Chick2g: THE GIRL WITH LIKE 50 POUNDS OF HAIR
Chick2g: BOWLING BALL
Chick2g: OMG HAHAHAHAAAA
Chick2g: bowling ball omg
Chick2g: omg
Chick2g: her last name
Chick2g: is bowling
Chick2g: and shes a bowling ball
Chick2g: wow
Chick2g: ironic
GR Goth Gal: whats her name?
Chick2g: ummmmm
GR Goth Gal: lets just call her big jen,
Chick2g: she looks like a fat hawiian hula hoop dancer
GR Goth Gal: u could just roll big jen bowling ball.. all the ways down the hall!
GR Goth Gal: LOLOL!
Chick2g: lmao lmao
GR Goth Gal: like the ones ppl have in their cars
GR Goth Gal: that just bob
GR Goth Gal: and they have too much hair
GR Goth Gal: lol
Chick2g: yeah but fatter
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bob 43718: hahahahahahaha god im funny
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Chick2g: i dont have my stuff to do christian lifestyles
MamaJacey: what is that
Chick2g: it's how to live a good christian life......
Chick2g: the class sucks my ass
MamaJacey: yeah you can't do that
Chick2g: hahahahahahaa
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MamaJacey: i'm bored
MamaJacey: i need something to do
Chick2g: look at ur hand and then then look at ur cock and put two and two together
MamaJacey: hahahahaha........no
Chick2g: lol i tried i tried
MamaJacey: that's why god made seniority
Chick2g: senior citizens? what ew?????
MamaJacey: ha
MamaJacey: ha
MamaJacey: ha
Chick2g: are u into old chicks
MamaJacey: jenny i swear
Chick2g: what??????/
Chick2g: im lost
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*RESEARCH PROJECT....*
ChiCk2g (1:49:00 AM): im so tired
ChiCk2g (1:49:09 AM): i gona gona have big ball sacs under my eyes tommm
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:49:18 AM): not me
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:49:24 AM): i jsut got another coke
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:49:27 AM): :-)))))))))))))))))
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:49:48 AM): ::::::::::::::::-)))))))))))0
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:49:51 AM): hahfajhfjhdjkahfjh
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:49:58 AM): OMG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:50:10 AM): my mom is tryin to smoke me out of here
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:50:18 AM): its gotta 150* in this joint
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:50:27 AM): hahahah i said joint
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:50:41 AM): todays show is brought to u by the letter joint
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:50:44 AM): hhahahahhhhhhhhhhahahahahhaha
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:50:50 AM): omg that shit cracks me up
ChiCk2g (1:51:00 AM): hahaahaahaahaaaa
ChiCk2g (1:51:01 AM): lmao
ChiCk2g (1:51:06 AM): ur on crack
ChiCk2g (1:51:12 AM): lots of crack
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:51:14 AM): fuck no i wish
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:51:20 AM): maybe i could do this faster
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ChiCk2g (1:55:57 AM): i want to be like everyone ese on my list.......ASLEEP
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:56:15 AM): ME TOO
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (1:56:18 AM): i was like bitches
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CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:01:07 AM): lvoe this sogng
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:01:20 AM): sogng
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:01:24 AM): that a fuunny word
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:01:26 AM): hahahhaha
ChiCk2g (2:01:28 AM): me tooo
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:01:31 AM): omg piieeeeeeeeeeee
ChiCk2g (2:01:33 AM): um its not a word
ChiCk2g (2:01:40 AM): ew PIE SICK
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:01:40 AM): JOLLY
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:01:44 AM): i hate pie
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:01:51 AM): its gagable
ChiCk2g (2:01:53 AM): pie is sick
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:02:09 AM): amen to that sister
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CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:03:11 AM): wtf is this song
ChiCk2g (2:03:24 AM): its a commercial dipshit
ChiCk2g (2:03:26 AM): omg
ChiCk2g (2:03:31 AM): wasnt beethoven like deaf
ChiCk2g (2:03:36 AM): isnt beethoven a dog
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:03:37 AM): yea like he was
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:03:40 AM): hahahhahahahha
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ChiCk2g (2:04:53 AM): lets go krogeringgggg
ChiCk2g (2:04:55 AM): krogeringggg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:05:51 AM): OMG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:05:55 AM): im so hungry
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:06:06 AM): like i want a big powdered donut
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:06:10 AM): from kroggger
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:06:42 AM): do u like donuts?
ChiCk2g (2:07:13 AM): ew
ChiCk2g (2:07:15 AM): ew
ChiCk2g (2:07:16 AM): sick
ChiCk2g (2:07:20 AM): stop talking about food
ChiCk2g (2:07:22 AM): im so fat
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:07:30 AM): me too
ChiCk2g (2:07:35 AM): i have eaten enuf to feed an army this weeked
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:07:40 AM): but at least its not pie
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:07:45 AM): love this song
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:07:47 AM): dududdd
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:07:49 AM): dododod
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:07:51 AM): dodoo
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:07:57 AM): its got a good beat
ChiCk2g (2:07:59 AM): is this 80-s chritsmas music
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:08:29 AM): it sure puts me in the christmas mood
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ChiCk2g (2:12:45 AM): anwyays this MOTHER FUCKER INVENTED GEOMETRY
ChiCk2g (2:12:47 AM): i HATE HIM
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:13:07 AM): im on 42
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:13:14 AM): big fucking whoop
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CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:20:06 AM): :-\
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:20:16 AM): im hungry like the wolf
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CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:24:52 AM): OMG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:24:56 AM): i love socks
ChiCk2g (2:25:15 AM): WHAT THE FUCK
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ChiCk2g (2:26:34 AM): u know who else i would bang
ChiCk2g (2:26:37 AM): martin luther king jr
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:26:43 AM): ookok
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:26:45 AM): i can see that
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:26:47 AM): NOT
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:26:53 AM): bc u hate black ppl
ChiCk2g (2:26:57 AM): NO I DONT!!!!!!!!!!
ChiCk2g (2:27:02 AM): i like some black ppl
ChiCk2g (2:27:10 AM): everyone else in ohio hates balck ppl
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:27:18 AM): u dont know ne black ppl
ChiCk2g (2:27:23 AM): yes i do
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CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:28:21 AM): OMG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:28:25 AM): DO U SMELL THAT
ChiCk2g (2:28:30 AM): ew no
ChiCk2g (2:28:32 AM): GROSSS
ChiCk2g (2:28:34 AM): STOP
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:28:35 AM): its smells to fresh and so clena clean
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:28:41 AM): what ??
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:28:43 AM): no i mean
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:28:45 AM): my house
ChiCk2g (2:28:47 AM): oh i thougth ur cat farted and i wouldstart to smell it
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:28:58 AM): i dont have a kitty
ChiCk2g (2:29:01 AM): ok
ChiCk2g (2:29:03 AM): then nvm
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:29:04 AM): they make kitty porn
ChiCk2g (2:29:08 AM): whaaaat
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (2:29:21 AM): humpin in thier litter and shit
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ChiCk2g (3:01:52 AM): IS THIS BOY GEAORGE
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (3:02:19 AM): I DUNNO
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (3:02:22 AM): but i love him
ChiCk2g (3:02:32 AM): ME TOOO
ChiCk2g (3:02:41 AM): do u really want to hurt me
ChiCk2g (3:02:45 AM): omg
ChiCk2g (3:02:50 AM): i am so tired lindsay
ChiCk2g (3:03:14 AM): u knwow hat
ChiCk2g (3:03:23 AM): no one can say they were up till 3 am doing their reserahc papers
ChiCk2g (3:03:24 AM): only us
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (3:03:49 AM): yes only us
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (3:03:51 AM): BUT
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (3:03:57 AM): im not even done
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (3:04:06 AM): so how big of a loser does that make me
ChiCk2g (3:05:10 AM): lol
ChiCk2g (3:05:12 AM): its ok
ChiCk2g (3:05:14 AM): u were still up
ChiCk2g (3:05:17 AM): im not done either
ChiCk2g (3:05:22 AM): i have 5 more
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (3:05:34 AM): ok dont rub it in
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA (3:05:38 AM): i have more like 56
ChiCk2g (3:05:45 AM): im sorry
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Chick2g: andisaidheyprettyladywontyagivemeasignilldoanythigntomakeyoumineohmine
nascarphil129: i'msoldtotheladyinthesecondrow, she'sandeight, she'sanine, she'sateniknow
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Chick2g: who u going with
nascarphil129: girl i used to work with at biglots
Chick2g: oh oh ladies man ;-)
nascarphil129: what can i say
nascarphil129: pimpin ani't easy
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J osh R 52: oh my, why the hell would santa be on your roof when christmas isn't even for another 12 days??
Auto response from Chick2g: ok there are people on my roof and i thought it was santa :-(
but it's just the lawn boys cleanin my gutters...
Chick2g: b/c he loves me geez
J osh R 52: do you consider santa beefy or fat?? lol
Chick2g: grrrrrr he's fat
J osh R 52: you know you want him
Chick2g: i know i dont b/c he looks like russ's dad
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nascarphil129: who's your daddy
Chick2g: OMG TOBY KEITHHHHHHHHHH
nascarphil129: i'm listening to him right now
Chick2g: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhb i love him i love him
Chick2g: whose your daddddddddddyyyyyy
Chick2g: whos your budddddddy
nascarphil129: who's your friennnnnnd
Chick2g: whose your babbbbbbbbyyyyyyy
nascarphil129: whos the one guy you come runnin to when your love life starts tumblin
Chick2g: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chick2g: whos your mmmm--maaaannnnnn
nascarphil129: i've got the money, you've got the honey, lets cut a deal, lets make a plan
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Chick2g: we just made out
Chick2g: bc i'm a good girl
MamaJacey: see we both know those MI guys are pussies
MamaJacey: preppy little girls
MamaJacey: see if it was an ohio boy you would of had sex a few times by now
MamaJacey: or you would have walked home
MamaJacey: cause we don't take no shit
Chick2g: now THATS the kind of guy i want
MamaJacey: well here in ohio we just so happen to grow this kind of guys
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Chick2g: i just dunno not my kind of guy
Crazygurlie0920: lol, not fat??
Crazygurlie0920: cuz i hate skinny boys
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Crazygurlie0920: i just need a quick romp in the sack to pick me up
Chick2g: me tooooooooooooooooooooo
Crazygurlie0920: you are my soulmate
Crazygurlie0920: we both like to sleep with guys
Crazygurlie0920: we both like chubby guys
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Crazygurlie0920: i love the cock
Chick2g: i love it too
Chick2g: i love it like its my brother
Chick2g: wait that sounded wrong
Chick2g: shit
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Chick2g: i know.....and hes 21 ;-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-)
CrAzYJ457: =-O
CrAzYJ457: OoOo
CrAzYJ457: jenny take one for the team
CrAzYJ457: keep him
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Chick2g: AND U HAVE THE NERVE TO GO
Chick2g: "jenny i think andy wants to fuck u"
Chick2g: "would u fuck him?"
Chick2g: do u have no faith in me
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a n T 451: GRR I HATE HIM
ChiCk2g: he looks like a flamming interior decorator to me
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ChiCk2g: did u just say hung like a buffalo
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*my lil sister Sophie*
"jenny, why do u call her antoinette?"
"um b/c that's her name sophie."
"oh i thought it was internet."
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Me: "OMG LOOK A BEEFY BOY!"
Marisa: "EW JENNY! NO! HE'S A LUMBERJACK."
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Marisa: "dont be fooled by the cows that i got - i'm still - i'm still jenny from the country -
no matter where i go i know where i came from - OHIO!"
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nascarphil129: word
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*OK EDDIE SPAGHETTI IS THIS RETARDED HOMELESS BUBA GUY WHO'S A PERVERT*.
In the words of marisa: "dont go anywhere on fort street alone.""u guwys r Gabrweal richarrrd gurls?"
"what do u do?"
ME: "um i rake leaves."
"IN DA SNOW?!"
ME: "yah...and gutters and ummm stuff.""you got any a-track?"
MARISA: "8-TRACK.....HAHAHAHAHA SORRY NO WE DON'T HAVE ANY 8-TRACKS.""you guwys got boyfriends"
MARISA: "UM YEAH OF COURSE."
"where are they"
MARISA: "AT HOME we'll see them after work""ok bye jenny. bye jen. ok im ed. have a good weeked marisa. have a good weeknend jenny.
have fun up there in ooohio. ok see u later. ok see u later jen. bye marisa. ok bye. bye see u later.
when do u work again? u work here too jen? ok bye. see you later. bye. ok""ok your closing?"
MARISA: "yeah we are closing"
"oh these lights are still on."
MARISA: "yeah they are still on"
"ok your closing. what time is it. ok well your closing."
MARISA: "yes we are closing."
"why are these lights still on then?"
MARISA: "SO YOU CAN FIND YOUR WAY TO THE DOOR!!!!!!!"
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LilChicaReesa: WTF
LilChicaReesa: hes in choir?
LilChicaReesa: what is he a queer?
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Chick2g: yes pissa is good always
LilChicaReesa: lmao
Chick2g: PISSA
Chick2g: i mean
LilChicaReesa: pissa?
Chick2g: pizza
LilChicaReesa: LMAPO LMAO LMOA
Chick2g: u guys want sum pissa
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LilChicaReesa: yes he kept saying up there
LilChicaReesa: but ohio is def down there
LilChicaReesa: DUMB FUCK
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LilChicaReesa: ok im ed
Chick2g: ok im ed
Chick2g: yah special ed
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LilChicaReesa: sweating profusely
LilChicaReesa: drip drip down my dirty face
Chick2g: EWWWWW SICK
Chick2g: sick sick
Chick2g: GROSS
LilChicaReesa: I KNOW
Chick2g: IM GONNA VOMIT
LilChicaReesa: ewww
LilChicaReesa: i would die
Chick2g: and he kept snorting his boogers i was liek FUCKIN STOP.
Chick2g: sick
LilChicaReesa: LAMO
LilChicaReesa: ha\\
LilChicaReesa: haha
Chick2g: sickkkkkkkkkkkkkk
LilChicaReesa: whew whew
Chick2g: mr ginterrr
Chick2g: and he had tits thst hung down to his knees
LilChicaReesa: i know
LilChicaReesa: EWWW
LilChicaReesa: no that was he stomach
Chick2g: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NASSSSSSTYYYYYY
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Chick2g: tell the story of how mr ginter advances towards me
Chick2g: its soooooo funny
LilChicaReesa: ok
LilChicaReesa: well
LilChicaReesa: jenny u were all into the sex convo in class
LilChicaReesa: and then after class mr. ginter is all advancing on to u
LilChicaReesa: like all up on ur desk like:" JENNY i really like that u were all blunt and to the point on ur answers"
LilChicaReesa: but im sure he meant "omg jenny i want u hard core and i know u know how to please me"
LilChicaReesa: i had to like stop him from drooling all over u
LilChicaReesa: get his attention away
LilChicaReesa: yea and if i didnt he would have like jumped ur bones
LilChicaReesa: some times i have to do that for u
Chick2g: HAHHAHAHA EWWW
Chick2g: EWWWW
LilChicaReesa: and like when he said it to u it wasnt like a regular voice it was all low and deep
Chick2g: HAHAHAHAHA
Chick2g: LMAO
LilChicaReesa: and like GRRRR
Chick2g: ewwwwwwww SICKKKKKKKK
Chick2g: SICK
LilChicaReesa: like trying to b sexy
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LilChicaReesa: kkk
LilChicaReesa: i mean not kkk
LilChicaReesa: k
LilChicaReesa: omg the cult
LilChicaReesa: eww
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*WATCHING THE ANNA NICOLE SHOW*
Auto response from CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: *~Watching Jenny on E!...:-P~*
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Chick2g: i love her
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: but u are her
Chick2g: no
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: shut the fuck up
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: yes u are
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: u sooooo are
Chick2g: i didn't nOTICE similarities
Chick2g: hahahahhaha
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: jenny jenny jenny jenny jenny jenny jo t ur so outrageous
Chick2g: LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chick2g: hahahahahahahahahahahhaa
Chick2g: cracks me up
Chick2g: ahhhhh
Chick2g: i love howard
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: noel noel noel
Chick2g: omg
Chick2g: THAT TEXAS NO TEETH BITCH
Chick2g: LMAOAHAAHAHAHAHHAAAAA
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg did u see the show when the met again?
Chick2g: I WANAN SEE THOSE PENIS PUPPETRY PPL
Chick2g: AND OMG THE JELLO PENIS SHOTS
Chick2g: OMG SWEET ASS
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: lol
Chick2g: NO :-(
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: lol
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: its ok
Chick2g: omg
Chick2g: when howard
Chick2g: was making fun of bobby trendy
Chick2g: i was dying
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ooommmmmmgggggg
Chick2g: LMAOOOOOO sooooooooooo funnnnny he wears lip glosss
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg i hate bobby
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hes soooooo gay
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hes prettier then me'
Chick2g: LMAO NO HE ISNT
Chick2g: he has acne holes
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: lol
Chick2g: ur like an angel
Chick2g: so pure and white and bitchy
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: thats so wrong
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: in every way
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: whoa that toothless bia is STRONG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hahahahah
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: howard
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: is sleepin
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: hahhaha
Chick2g: lmao omg i know
Chick2g: hahaahahhahaahahaa
Chick2g: did u see that bitch
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: yes
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
Chick2g: howard is so cute
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: she was like BAM
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: i love howard
Chick2g: omg i know she was like BEEP BEEP IM A TOOTHLESS WHITE TRASH FROM JERRY SPRINGER BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP
Chick2g: me toooooo i wanan bang howard
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMG
oMG
Chick2g: whatttttttt
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: its maguyver
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omgomomgogmomg
Chick2g: LMAO WHAT?
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I LOVE HIM
IMNGINGNG
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: kgjakfjaskgja
Chick2g: IS THAT MAGUYVE?????
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: ogajkfhajkhjkhfa
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: jkahfjkahfjkahj
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: kahfklajfklajl
Chick2g: OGM HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAA
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMGOMOGMOMGOMOGM
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: OMOMOMGOM'
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: I LOVVEEEEEEEE HIMN
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omgogmogmmg
Chick2g: ur like magauvyer make me a dildo out of a toothpick and a cotton ball
CrZyBloNdEChiCkA: omg
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J osh R 52: that bitch is so dumb and annoying
Auto response from Chick2g: ANNA NICOLE MARATHON...HAHA
LEAVE ME ONE
J osh R 52: she used to be hot...but then again, she used to be skinny too
Chick2g: hey shut up i am anna nicole
J osh R 52: that's sad....except you have red hair
Chick2g: i can dye it blonde
J osh R 52: i dare you
Chick2g: shouldnt of done that
J osh R 52: i'll laugh, then i'll get jordan to do so too
Chick2g: u both will die
Chick2g: i will kill u
J osh R 52: no no no i dont think so
J osh R 52: beat me with a pork chop?? that's what anna would do
Chick2g: when i lose weight and dye my hair blonde and im in playboy we'll see whos laughing
Chick2g: EXCUSE ME
Chick2g: she would beat u with her penis pillow
J osh R 52: how can i be beaten with a pillow, seriously
Chick2g: W/E ITS A PENIS IT'S DEMEANING
Chick2g: BRB ITS ON
J osh R 52: mine's real tho she's penis envy whatta biatch
Auto response from Chick2g: ANNA NICOLE MARATHON...HAHA
LEAVE ME ONE
J osh R 52: tell me when u get back, and if i'm here, i will make fun of you and anna again
Chick2g: hahahaaahaa
Chick2g: anna is the shit
Chick2g: don't knock anna josh
J osh R 52: no anna is a piece of shit
Chick2g: NO SHE ISNT
J osh R 52: but she is
Chick2g: OMG BACK ON
J osh R 52: from anonymous: "she is a piece of a piece of shit!" HAHA take that!!
Auto response from Chick2g: ANNA NICOLE MARATHON...HAHA
LEAVE ME ONE
Chick2g: WHO SAID THAT
J osh R 52: for me to know and you to never find out
Chick2g: whatever ur mean
J osh R 52: i'd rather be mean than like that dumb bia who should of never have gotten a show on E!
Chick2g: WHATVERRRRRRR
J osh R 52: u forgot the e in whatEver
Chick2g: well excuse me
J osh R 52: do you wanna grow up and marry an 80 year old man like anna?
Chick2g: no
Chick2g: sick
J osh R 52: one of her flaws of stupidity
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CrAzYJ457: i know ur on tv rite now...but i just wanted to tell u that ***** IM'd me:-D..........enjoy the rest of ur show..................
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CrAzYJ457: make sure u get some play for mother teresa k?
Chick2g: I WILL NO DOUBT
CrAzYJ457: yes!
CrAzYJ457: LOL THANKS!
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CrAzYJ457: and my bliz adder is bout to burst
CrAzYJ457: so i am gonna possy
Chick2g: bliz adder lmao
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CrAzYJ457: anna nicole bess watch her back....my gurl JT is comin thru!
CrAzYJ457: BALLA!
Chick2g: FUCK YEA!!
CrAzYJ457: HOLLLLAAA!
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KARBSB: bllllluuuuuuuaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh
KARBSB: hehe that was me puking
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ME: "i think something is wrong with me."
JOSH & JORDAN: "YOU'RE JUST NOW REALIZING THIS?"
ME: ".....my mouth hurts u assholes."
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Chick2g: peace nig
Chick2g: umm i mean nigel dick
Chick2g: ^ dirctor of backstreet boys videos
Chick2g: but anyways later
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Chick2g: harrison ford is hotttt
a n T 451: nooo shit mmmmmmmmmm
Chick2g: u know who else is hot
Chick2g: toby keith
a n T 451: who
Chick2g: yeaaaaaah baby
a n T 451: ugly fat boy u mean
Chick2g: excuse me no
a n T 451: blonde curly mullet mean anything to u
Chick2g: just sexiness
a n T 451: no
Chick2g: toby keith is so sexy i wanna cover him in strawberry sauce and lick it off of him inch by sexy inch
Chick2g: mmmmm
a n T 451: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Auto response from GibberTheCat: this sucks...
Chick2g: what the vacuum hahahahahahahahaa im funny
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Auto response from ant451: jenny anne ototroriisliilie finley carre whatever is a fuckin bitch i hate her >:o
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Chick2g: :-[ rub one out
MamaJacey: to what
Chick2g: ummmm.....
Chick2g: anna nicole smith
MamaJacey: that's you with blonde hair
Chick2g: hahahahahahahaa
Chick2g: exactly
Chick2g: cept im not THAT fat
MamaJacey: true
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punkNdrublic05: grand
Chick2g: ma
punkNdrublic05: :-)
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"so he whipped it out and i go... i guess this makes me the early bird" - ME
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*THIS IS SO FUNNY.....JEFF IS JUST HILLARIOUS*
Da Big IzzH: so i here you are a whore
Da Big IzzH: jenjo
Da Big IzzH: you whore
Chick2g: excuse me
Chick2g: what
Da Big IzzH: yes you heqrd me/
Chick2g: fuck you jeff
Chick2g: im not a whore
Da Big IzzH: no no'j/k
Da Big IzzH: i kbow'
Chick2g: omg
Chick2g: dont do that
Da Big IzzH: apoatrophy
Da Big IzzH: whta''
Chick2g: i was gonna bust a cap
Da Big IzzH: dont do what>
Chick2g: what the fuck
Da Big IzzH: 'oh god'
Chick2g: LOL
Chick2g: lmaoooooooooooooo'
Da Big IzzH: theres a girl here that has your accent
Da Big IzzH: she said your stupid
Da Big IzzH: hhahahhaha
Chick2g: umm i dont have an accent
Da Big IzzH: she will kick you ass
Chick2g: well i said she's a bitch
Da Big IzzH: bullshit'
Chick2g: no she wont
Da Big IzzH: hhh
Da Big IzzH: and she has red hair
Chick2g: who is this bitch
Chick2g: i have red hair
Chick2g: are u just imagining me there jeff
Chick2g: are u drunk
Da Big IzzH: so now what
she said you have small boobies
Da Big IzzH: no yet
Da Big IzzH: drinking some
Da Big IzzH: yo
Chick2g: i have small boobies?
Chick2g: wow----NEVER heard that one
Chick2g: o i see
Da Big IzzH: hahahaha
Da Big IzzH: jenny
Chick2g: who is this girl
Da Big IzzH: ant said you are sexy
Chick2g: what jeffy
Da Big IzzH: she looks good dobt worry
Chick2g: no she didnt
Chick2g: what the fuck are u talking about
Da Big IzzH: she will kill you
this girl
Da Big IzzH: haha
Chick2g: is big leese there
Da Big IzzH: who the fuck is big leese?
Chick2g: this fat girl who tried to eat me one day on the bridgeport bus
Da Big IzzH: hahaa
Chick2g: she said i was her dinner
Da Big IzzH: no she isskinny and she looks good so its cool yo
Chick2g: why do i care if she looks good jeff
Da Big IzzH: hahahaha
Da Big IzzH: no he is skinny'
Da Big IzzH: you dont
Da Big IzzH: sory yo
Chick2g: okay and who is she
Chick2g: your girlfriend?
Da Big IzzH signed off at 2:16:48 AM.
Da Big IzzH signed on at 2:17:41 AM.
Da Big IzzH: hey jenny
Da Big IzzH: what day you comin in to drink?
Da Big IzzH: yo
Chick2g: i dunno
Chick2g: i come in saturday
Da Big IzzH: jenny are youmnad ne?
Chick2g: who is this bitch jeff
Da Big IzzH: she said when you come in shes gonna take off yourclothes anbdpunch you in the tit
Da Big IzzH: she syas.....now what
Chick2g: just one tit she'll bruise her hand
Da Big IzzH: oh
Da Big IzzH: no
Da Big IzzH: joe
Chick2g: yo
Da Big IzzH: blow
Da Big IzzH: me
Da Big IzzH: hahahahahaha
Chick2g: been there done that
Da Big IzzH: oh ho ho and a bottl of rum
Da Big IzzH: rrrrrrrrrrr
Chick2g: hi ho hi ho its off to work i go whisttttllllllleeeeeeeeeeee
Da Big IzzH: the girl was making fun oif yournaccent
Da Big IzzH: she said she can talk better than you
Chick2g: SHE CAN'T HEAR ME
Da Big IzzH: thems fightin wowds
Chick2g: DUMBFUCK
Chick2g: who the fuck is this slut
Da Big IzzH: i dunno some girl
Chick2g: does she know who i am
Da Big IzzH: but shes talkin mad shiut oln yju
Da Big IzzH: yeah
Chick2g: what's her name
Da Big IzzH: she used to go to school with you
Chick2g: and why is she talking shit
Chick2g: WHO
Chick2g: THE FUCK IS IT
Da Big IzzH: im just playin
Da Big IzzH: jenny yur so gullible
Chick2g: what
Chick2g: there is no one?
Da Big IzzH: t i love you anyway
Da Big IzzH: there is but no shit talkin
Da Big IzzH: send me a pic on you oobies
Chick2g: hahah awwww ditto
Da Big IzzH: yes
Chick2g: well who is she
Chick2g: no
Da Big IzzH: damn oh yeah
Da Big IzzH: you knwo what they say
Chick2g: no what do they say
Chick2g: "well damn" "oh god"
Da Big IzzH: i dunno
Chick2g: oooookkkkkkkk
Da Big IzzH: ok yuo
Chick2g: whaaaat
Da Big IzzH signed off at 2:32:33 AM.
Da Big IzzH: jenny tlak to em uian home now
Da Big IzzH: im drunk s shsit
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*THE GIBBA*
GibberTheCat : what is this bizass you speak of?
GibberTheCat : and maybe there would be less starving etheopians if you didn't eat so fucking much
GibberTheCat : if i had a choice between you and a warm pile of shit to keep me company for
the next 10 years.....i would choose the SHIT
GibberTheCat : i hope a meteor comes crashing through your window and impails your head
GibberTheCat : if i had a million dollars for every brain cell you have...i would be broke
GibberTheCat : call me an asshole again...does it remind you of home? back in the cozy colon...
GibberTheCat : go jump off a roof or something...if your lucky you might get stuck between two houses
GibberTheCat : don't call me honey you deranged bitch
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GibberTheCat: i am gonna buy dildos for EVERYONE
GibberTheCat: they will call me the dildo man
GibberTheCat: MR dildo if you will
GibberTheCat: i could get a truck
GibberTheCat: and it could play music
GibberTheCat: and all the children would run to catch the dildo man
GibberTheCat: people would get the wrong idea...the next thing you know they would be callin it "the fuck truck"
GibberTheCat: and i would be in jail damn minors
GibberTheCat: all i wanted to do was spread semi hard rubber pleasure to all the little girls... is that such a crime?
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GibberTheCat: i'm hung like planet pluto
GibberTheCat: hard to see with the naked eye
GibberTheCat: but if i crashed into uranus
GibberTheCat: i would stick it where the sun don't shine
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GibberTheCat (9:37:40 PM): i got stung by a fuckin wasp today...
GibberTheCat (9:37:46 PM): it was in my mailbox
GibberTheCat (9:37:49 PM): i was pisssed
GibberTheCat (9:37:53 PM): i kicked the shi out of it
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GIBBA: I got burgers on my feet and siphilis on my anal. My taco is yellow from green goblins and
elephants take tylenol. If someone tells you your feet are supposed to be hairy, then shave them.
I heard that gibb eats goats leg hair for brunch and toe wrinkles for bedinkles. Cold weather does
shrivel up your nutsac. So cds are really plastic and douches are a good sorce of pinkfungaly grilopies.
If gibb asked why his underwear are brown the expiration date is way overdue. Grilopies are good on
douches with gibbs expired underwear and colors comin out of your penis are bad victopious slipoperies
and fudingaloperdies are not good for your health but they really are. Loperteis took my pineapple the
other day and I gopered him to a pulp. His cavis was slipered and whispered 1 luv to c-birds peporonni
sandwich with pineapple and no c-hawk, c-eagle or c-bird whatever took a shot of boobs the other rinkiter
& gader blasted his ankle with soy sauce.
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