I've been critical of Miami in the past, but with four days until Christmas, I figured this was a time to list some of the things I do miss about "The Magic City" (that nickname isn't one of them).

- Taking the "short bus" to the movies every Friday night.

- "Svenday" and IGNORE parties.

- Walking to the grocerry store and Metrorail.

- Writing art reviews for The Hurricane and free shows at the Ring.

- Pretending I actually have readers