I've been getting some interesting calls lately. I just got off the phone with former Pepsi spokesmodel Carmen Electra on behalf of some dating site, and I was priveleged enough to hang up on the President of the United States stumping for some candidate I'd never heard of. Its kinda sad as a would-journalist that the only celebrities I get to talk to are prerecorded sales pitches.

Another odd marketig thing I've noticed is that all my spam is from next week. Next week! What is there some kind of electronic time warp going on that I'm getting messages from the future?