Inside the Apes Lair

Welcome to the portion of the site where we interview one of your favorite Apes and ask them a series of questions based on the questionnaire devised by the brilliant Champagne Charlie.

This weeks special ape is none other than the first woman ever to sign a professional contract in the TEASA league....Bonnie Young!

CC:  What is your favorite word?

BY:  This is a tough one..but I have to go with stunner

CC:  That's an interesting choice...care to explain?

BY:  As in the Stone Cold Stunner...its a great party trick from what I hear.

CC:  What is your least favorite word?

BY:  Brewery...love the place..but I can't say the word

CC:  What turns you on?

BY:  Brian Urlacher, since you are all guys I will leave it at that

CC:  Level with us Bonnie, everyone usually says Will's wife, and quite honestly we don't understand why you are any different.  But we are trying to sell adverts here OK?

BY:  Right, well women just don't do it for me, but I suppose I could let out the secret...watching 210 streak down the field at top speed and either scoring a goal or leveling some poor guy.  All I can say is wow!

CC:  What turns you off?

BY:  To be completely honest, only back hair.  Oh, and pansies who try to chip the ball on a free kick right outside the 18...makes me sick just thinking about it. 

CC: What noise or sound do you absolutely love?

BY:  That post game sound of confused silence from the opposition's fans and players when the reality hits them that they just lost to a team with a chick.

CC: What noise or sound do you absolutely hate?

BY:  Any sort of scraping noise

CC:  What profession, other than amateur footballer, would you like to try?

BY:  Bartender, preferably on a beach somewhere

CC:  What is required for membership in the Apes Drinking Club?

BY:  A firm belief that sitting and drinking beer is the most effective way to recover after a match (watched or played).  None of those ultra, low carb beers.

CC:  What profession, other than member of the Apes Drinking Club, would you absolutely not want to participate in?

BY:  Sanitary engineer, waste management, aka trash man...though I hear they make good money.

CC:  What is your favorite curse word?

BY:  Ahh...fuck..it just rolls off the tongue

CC:  If heaven exists, what would you like "god" to say to you when you reach the pearly gates???

BY:  Come on in, looks like that scar healed nicely.  He may also ask, "How was sharing the field with the genius that is Tommy Manning?"