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Name : Action News at 11
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Comment : Kendrews releases tim lastoria from his contract after he failed a drug test. Travis Thomas said in a press conference earlier this week that he will be returning to the game he loved so much. His return marks the 86th attempt.
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Name : Action News at 11
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Comment : Mark Friday traded from godfathers 3 to silly squirrels. Godfathers 3 acquire netminder Vercammen and a 1st round pick. Hellfire Captain Josh Tomayko announces: This is the last season for Hellfire.
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Name : Jesus
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Comment : Hello people, its been a while since I last saw you. The last time was when that teladata guy was screaming because his kidneys were melting or something. I had to save his life. After all he was a shitty hockey player, but he didnt have to die on top of
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Name : Beaver Valley Deck Hockey
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Comment : LAST WILL AND TESTIMATE
We, Beaver Valley Deck Hockey, will shut down if Teladata wins the D2 league.
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Name : a vagina
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Comment : who is this Chris Martin person you all talk about? I have never seen him before
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Name : Tucson Evil Technothrillers
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Comment : Wed like to announce our illustrous return, and in honor of this Gabriels is taking an additional 30% off all technothriller discoballs if you act quickly!
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Name : Tucson vil technothrillers
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Name : Bob Meanor
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Comment : I notice Josh is posting peoples Career Stats...here are mine
Goals...0
Assists...0
Oukes...2
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Name : Lincoln Town Car Road
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Comment : Im filing a grevance with Happening township for certain individuals signing up for illegal music downloading services and saying they live on me!!!! LINCOLN TOWNCAR ROAD IS LAWFUL DAMMIT!
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Name : News Wire
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Comment : resources say, IT IS POSSIBLE to get your penis stuck in a blender, small object, smaller then 1 inch can be placed in the blades, Chris Martin found this out the hard way, when he inserted his 1 inch penis into the blades.
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Name : President McKinley
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Comment : Now look what youve done you moron, Johnson. You forgot where you were from! GO TELEDATA...WE LOVE THE COCK
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Name : News Wire
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Comment : this just in. Chris Martin was seen leaving BVDH Friday nite w/ his pants half down, and Jeff Liberatore was seen standing on the wooden deck,licking his lips, and wiping a white, gooey substance from his face. complete details will be posted at a later d
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Name : Bob Dole again
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URL : http://www.viagra.com/bobdoledickhead
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Comment : ah, Bob Dole again, you cant unprotect those god damn players. they make too much money, and they dont pay their league fees. i Bob Dole will buy that team and turn it around damn it
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Name : unprotected
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Comment : Deuce: Rob Mutschler, Jeremy Freeman
Godfathers 3: Mark Friday
Hellfire: (n/a)
Another Nightmare: Rick Mattia (TBD)
Silly Squirrels: (n/a)
Kendrews: rights to Tim Lastoria
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Name : Expansion Unprotected List
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URL : www.bvdhdonthaveawebsite.com
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Comment : ESPN Reports . . . .
Unprotected List (d-2).. rules: each team must declare two forwards or one goalie unprotected with the exception of teledata
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Name : Bob Dole
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URL : www.viagra.com/bobdoledickhead
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Comment : ah yeah Bob Dole here. I just wanted to say that you fine young Americans are a good excuse for a waste of life. speaking of you wastes of life, Bob Dole thinks that you should let Bob Dole play for the fucking moosen next season, too. i have currency god
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Name : :-$
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Comment : Kier=struggle fuck
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Name :
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Comment : At least hell wash the jersey!
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Name : Disappointed In Deck Hockey Land
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Comment : Dear Joshy, I am depressed and disappointed to hear that we are not allowed to rip on ochman, that was my chicken soup for the soul...oops, food and ochman in the same sentence bad idea, chicken none the less...sorry och
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Name : Kent St
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Comment : We are sorry to inform you all but we made a typo in the beaver county times Dean List section. Justin Kier is not on the Deans List, he is on the I Steal Brandon Daviss Jersey list
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Comment : dont you all wish you were like the Deuce Droppers or Bongzilla, and win 2,3 championships in a row?
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Name : Mighty Belarussian Neme-Moosen Hockey
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Comment : 3 first round playoff exits mean nothing
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Comment : Hey Guys the Moosen/Belarus/Nemesis kids suck and will always suck! When you think you can actually play hockey, come back and lets go!
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Comment : Sam Onuska is really gay. Apparently evidence was found by an alledged teammate that Onuska and Meanor had secret relations before each moosen game
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Name : The Source
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Comment : Reports that the original Justin Kier and the one you see now are not onein the same person are true. Kier is secretly related to Brian Smith, in turn the Bob Smith-Brian Smith mix up is very similar only in a fat skinny way now
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Name : John Hileman Foundation
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Comment : Reports that John Hileman is god...are TRUE.
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Name : Dolly Madison
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Comment : A secret Cuban plot was discovered this Thursday. Apparently BVDHer Chad Korach went to Florida in order to smuggle cubans into the country via his large stomach.
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Name : Bob Meanors Attorney
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Comment : I also want the KKK style background removed from the Hellfire website. My other client Brian Smith does not wish to be known as Weezel hed much rather prefer prairie dog.
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Name : Bob Meanors attorney
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Comment : After one too many failed business propositions convenience store owner Bank sold outdated government cheese to more than 1 BVDHer. Rumors are my client got a hold of this cheese. Wed sue but Bank disappeared.
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Comment : why in the hell are you talking about people who were part of our government over 200 yrs ago?
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Name : Duke Von Earl
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Comment : Here ye here ye, Duke Von Earl has something to say...Jake Sickeler=uncoordinated mess :-$
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Name :
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Comment : good job with your history considering that Johnson wasnt from Pennsylvania but from North Carolina you dumb fuck, Buchanan was from PA you asshole
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Name : Andrew Johnson
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Comment : I scared the crap out of America before I was ALMOST impeached. However I was the only president from PA. uhh...i dont care much for Fat Glen...he is fat
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Name : James K. Polk
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Comment : I was a dark horse in my election, but I was victorious. this differs from Garry Yocius who was passed over by a girl who preferred to ride a dark horse...(of course the girl was more than a year younger than garry)
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Name : Millard Fillmore
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Comment : I was president for 3 years...3 is a common number. For example, libertore has taken 3 showers in his life. Ochman has eaten 3 cars. Travis has 3 tits.
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Name : William Henry Harrison
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Comment : Tippecanoe and Tyler too. I died in a month!!! And that bum Tyler annexed Texas :-( just like Brian Smith annexed Ochman
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Name : Joe The Source Monroe
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Comment : I received a voice mail this morning from Hopewells very own fire chief, Bob Shwartz...Fuckin goddam fuckin fire fuck smoke fucking kids fire fire fire fucking dalmation fucking shit smoke fuck bullshit firehose fuck
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Name : Calvin TOO COOL Coolidge
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Comment : I be chillin wit a brillen from da west side o the colonies brutha. Stay in Shizoool and take yo vitamins and drink yo Bourban homie prairie dawg
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Name : Alexander Hamilton
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Comment : I cant believe Aaron Burr shot me. Of course no BVDHer would know history. All they know how to do is not shower and hang out in trailors cough liberatore cough
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Name : Mad Max Madison
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Comment : call them their true name. This process of forced truth will in turn cause the smiths to have a legal name change in turn leaving the deck in bobs(brians) possession!
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Name : Mad Max Madison
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Comment : There is a rumor with truth to it that the presidents club has come across. Apparently Bob Smith (GF3 defenseman) and Brian Smith (BVDH owner) were switched at birth...so Bob Smith is really Brian and vice versa...so the next time you see one of them call
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Name : Mad Max Madison
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Comment : When chris martin was asked to clerify the size of his genitals he inquired as to what genitals?
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Name : Mad Max Madison
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Comment : We demand to be put on currency! I was involved in the Federalist papers and the formation of our government! And good old Monroe had his fine doctrine!
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Name : Conforto
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Comment : nope, its not me posting anything on here any more, because i get accused of soo much shit that i dont do... i hafta admit tho.. some of that shit is funny as hell
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Name : James Madison/James Monroe
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Comment : We arent featured on any U.S. Currency and therefore we seek revenge in the BVDH guestbook. MUHAHAHAHAHA
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Name : Joe The Source Monroe
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Comment : I dont have a life...therefore I post random jokes and insults on a shitty website to amuse myself. Gee, sounds like Conforto
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Name : Joe The Source Monroe
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Comment : EQUATION: Average Salary Of A BVDHer + Butors Ego BVDH Bills not paid. Divided by average BVDHers Education = NO SOLUTION
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Name : Joe The Source Monroe
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Comment : The potential sinkhole the deck will fall into aparently is caused by half-breed Ochman Termites. To clarify...small(and I use this word loosely) insects that are 1/2 Ochman genes
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Name : Mad Max Madison
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Comment : In a bizzarre turn of events the BVDH will fall into the worlds largest sinkhole...the result 40 guys with no lives will have to continue having no lives omewhere else
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Name : Mad Max Madison
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Comment : No room in the guestbook will not end the cause of Madison and Monroe
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