Ryan Stiles' Quotes
- The sheep costume. . . again
- That's never going to make it to air. . . if you know what I mean.
- Apperantly we have a special bonus it's one of Drew Carey's cue card that has never been read.
- *as E.T.* E.T. want lap dance
- I rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around?
- Are those your final points?
- I voted for myself. I wanted to get the hell out of here.
- I don't know I work for the company so I just grab all the free ones.
- Why does everything you say sound sexual?
- Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana
- Ryan Stiles' wife hoedown:
Wayne: Ryan he was really tired of the datin' scene
He wanted to get a spouse who was never mean
he wanted a girl with brains and a girl that was kind of fine-a
so he mail-ordered a chick all the way from china
Drew: when ryan first met his wife, she fell in love with his nose,
she couldn't wait to rip off all his clothes,
but then she found out, something made her die,
what they say about guys with big nose and big feet it's a lie.
Colin: Oh, Ryan Stiles, I'd love to be his wife
He's the best lover that I've ever had in my life
after we made love, boy I'm really hign-steppin'
Mel Gibson isn't the only one with a lethal weapon.
Ryan: Gettin married is what I always wanted to do
the happiest day was when my wife said "I love you"
We're the happiest couple to anyone who's seen us
and it beats the hell out of sitting about and pulling my own *penis*
All: Pulling my own ....