Drew Carey's Quotes
- I'm Drew Carey the fifth teletubby
- I laughed so hard I almost busted out of my Milkduds
- Aren't you glad everyone doesn't honk when their horny?
- You know when you do 100 shows if could only mean one thing you're not on UPN.
- Let me tell you something - even though it been a blast
All you folks been watching Friends you can kiss my ass.
-- 100th episode hoedown
- The points don't matter it's like what you look like when your in a chat room.
- There useless like a rack of Speedo in a Big & Tall shop
- . . . points that are never used like my thigh-master
- the points are like Friday at work
- I may not be the most downloaded, but I downloaded the most.