As we all know tribbles aren't usually eaten, but I discovered a few recipes in a ancient Klingon cookbook with several tribble recipes.

Tribble Sundae

3 live Tribbles
1 banana
Various toppings such as: nuts, strawberry sauce, chocolate, whip cream


Slice the banana in half and place the two halves in a bowl, then kill the three tribbles(using your preferred way of killing them) place them in the bowl with the bananas. Sprinkle with the toppings of you choice. Just remember Eat, Drink, and be Merry.
 
  Tribble Float

1 live tribble
Root Beer(buy from Quark to confuse him)
Ice Cream(gagh flavor)


Kill the tribble, by freezing it. Take the frozen Tribble and Ice Cream out of freezer. Place two scoop of ice cream and the tribble in a tall glass. Then take the Root Beer, which you paid to much from Quark. And pour in the glass. Your drink is now ready to serve
Bar-B-QUED Tribble

10 live tribbles
One Federation Type 2 phaser(Klingon disruptors are to powerful)
Bar-B-Que Sauce


Set Federation phaser to level 11 and fire at tribbles [this will instantly fry and kill the tribbles]. Place the tribbles on a plate and cover with Bar-B-Que Sauce, then serve.
 
  Tribbles and Gagh

3 live tribbles
bowl full of live gagh
paprika
24 jalape�o peppers


DO NOT KILL THE TRIBBLES! Place tribbles and gagh on plate. Sprinkle with the Paprika and the jalape�o peppers. Ready to serve. WARNING keep that Blood Wine in you hands when you eating

Tribble-burgers

1 tribble
Lettuce
1 sliced Tomato
Pickles
1 sliced Onion
1 sliced Green Pepper
Hot Spicy Mustard
1 set of Hamburger buns


Take the tribble and grind it up. Make into a patty and grill it. When done, place on bun and put lettuce, tomato, pickles, Onion, peppers, and mustard on the bun. Serve with the Federations Fries.

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