| Great Quotes : Movies, TV, Books, etc |
| "Listen to me. Men are rats, they're flees on rats. Worst than that, they're amoebes on flees on rats. They're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy." - Frenchy, GREASE |
| "I'm saying that the right man for you might be out there right now, and if you don't grab him someone else will and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that someone else is married to your husband." - Marie, WHEN HARRY MET SALLY |
| "There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed in he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious ander, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when I strike my vengeance upon you. I been saying that shit for years, and if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. " - Jules, PULP FICTION |
| "Love gives you wings. It makes you fly. I don't even call it love. I call it Geronimo. When you're in love, you'll jump right from the top of the Empire State Building and you won't care, screaming 'Geronimo' the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just...whoa, she wrecks me. I'd die for her." - Jerry, CONSPIRACY THEORY |
| "Above all, I believe in love. Love is like oxygen. Love is a many splendored things, love lift us up where we belong, all you need is love." - Christian, MOULIN ROUGE |
| "I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate that you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not at all." - Kat, TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU |
| "I believe in love and lust and sex and romance. I don't want everything to add up to some perfect equation. I want mess and chaos. I want someone to go crazy out of his mind for me. I want to feel passion and heat and sweat and madness. I want valentines and cupids and all of that crap. I WANT IT ALL!" - Rose, THE MIRROR HAS TWO FACES |
| "I like you very much, just as you are." - Mark Darcy, BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY |
| "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and to be loved in return." - Christian, MOULIN ROUGE |
| Bridget: "Wait a minute...nice boys don't' kiss like that" Mark: Oh yes they fucking do!" BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY |
| Vivian: "Let's watch old movies all night. We'll just veg out in front of the TV." Edward: "Veg out?" Vivian: "Yeah. Be still like vegetables, lay like brocolli." PRETTY WOMAN |
| "Work it, work it baby, work it! Work it, own it!" - Kit, PRETTY WOMAN |
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| "I've kissed a guy, I just haven't felt that thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person. And you realized that that person is the only person you are supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this gift, and you wanna laugh and you wanna cry cause you feel so lucky that you finally found it and so scared it will go away all at the same time." - Josie, NEVER BEEN KISSED |
| "Look, I guarentee that we'll have tough times. And I guarentee that at some point, one or both of us will want to get out of this thing. But I also guarentee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know in my heart, that you're the only one for me." - Ike, RUNAWAY BRIDE |
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| "I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave." - Castor as Shawn, FACE/OFF |
| "No more yankee my wankee, the donger need food." "What's happening hot stuff?" "A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E...vrrwwww..splash...lake...big lake." - Long Duc Dong, SIXTEEN CANDLES |
| "I knew it the first time I saw her. It was like coming home, only to no home I'd ever known. I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car. It was...magic." - Sam, SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE |
| "She has 600 different smiles that can light up your life. They can make you cry, just like that, they can make you laugh out loud just like that, and that's just with her smiles." - Michael, WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN |
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"If I'm not back in five minutes...wait longer!" - Ace, ACE VENTURA, PET DETECTIVE |
| "That's it! I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off!" - Lloyd, DUMB & DUMBER |
| "Time wounds all heals" - Liz, SOMEONE LIKE YOU |
| "Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw. I'm scared of what I did, of who I am. Most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life, the way I feel when I'm with you." - Baby, DIRTY DANCING |
| Jerry: "Okay, if this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. Tonight our little project has had a big night. But it wasn't complete. It wasn't nearly in the vicinity of being close to complete because you were there to spend it with me...I miss my wife, I love you. You...complete me" Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello, you had me at hello." JERRY MCGUIRE |
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| "What may be keeping love away?... Unreasonable standards? Movie Star Images? Feelings of unworthiness? A belief that you are unlovable?" - Bridget Jones, THE EDGE OF REASON |
| "Sometimes it's the smallest decisions that can pretty much change your life forever." - Felicity, FELICITY |
| "As we drive along this road called life, occasionally a gal will find herself a little lost. And when that happens, I guess she has to let go of the coulda, shoulda, woulda, buckle up and just keep going." - Carrie, SEX & THE CITY |
| "After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot." - Carrie, SEX & THE CITY |
| "When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate and psycho." - Carrie, SEX & THE CITY |
| "I've become a real believer in not defining every single thing. Seems like everytime you think you've figured out what something is, it just becomes something else." - Sally, FELICITY |
| Kate: I'm not very good with men. Leopold: Perhaps you haven't found the right one, maybe. Kate: Or, maybe that whole love thing is just a grown up version of Santa Claus, just a myth that we have been fed since childhood, so we keep buying magazines and joining clubs and doing theraphy and watching movies with hip hop songs played over love montage in this pathetic attempt to explain why our love Santa keeps getting caught in the chimney. Leopold: Vergas always told me love was a leap. Lamentably, I was never inspired to jump. - KATE & LEOPOLD |
| "I guess sometimes you have to grow apart to keep growing together." - Kevin, THE WONDER YEARS |
| "I'd rather have one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand than an eternity without it. One. " - Seth, CITY OF ANGELS |
| "I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend a day with you, I can still smell youf perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." - Harry, WHEN HARRY MET SALLY |
| "Realize have to learn to love self and live in moment, not obsess but think of others and be complete in self." - Bridget Jones, THE EDGE OF REASON |
| Simon: Ain't they perfect? Monty: Not always. Simon: Yes, they are, they're perfect. Don't matter if they're skinny, fat, blonde or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh boy, women are perfect. - WITH HONORS |
| "If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night...your friends." - Carrie, SEX & THE CITY |
| "All our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone who makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope...all the wondering if somewhere, somehow, there's someone perfect...who might be searching for us." - Kevin, THE WONDER YEARS |
| Stanford: I know what I look like. Carrie: Then you can't see what I see. "Why is it that we can see our friends perfectly, but when it comes to ourselves, will we ever see ourselves clearly?" - SEX & THE CITY |
| "When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, 'compared to what?'" - Sydney Harris |
| Anna: Can I stay a bit longer? William: Stay forever. - Notting Hill |
| "Like with boys, how they have it so easy. How you have to pretend that you don't notice them..noticing you." - Angela, MY SO-CALLED LIFE |
| "Sometimes it seems like we're all living in some kind of prison. And the crime is how much we hate ourselves. It's good to get really dressed up once in a while. And admit the truth: that when you really look closely, people are so strange and complicated that they're actually beautiful." Possibly even me." - Angela, MY SO-CALLED LIFE |
| "May I admire you again today?" "I live for liking you." - Duckie, PRETTY IN PINK |
| "People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates: hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. If we know house always wins...WHY GAMBLE?" - Carrie, SEX & THE CITY |
| "You are everything I never knew I always wanted." - Alex, FOOLS RUSH IN |
| "Elizabeth and I started dating when we were fifteen, so this might sound juvenile, but can I hold your hand?" - Bob, RETURN TO ME |
| Frank: What about you? Is there someone else? Kathleen: No, but there's the dream of someone else - You've Got Mail |
| "I'm not shooting for a successful relationship at this point, I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very low. " - Lucille, BYE BYE LOVE |
| "Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten." - Lilo, LILO & STITCH |
| "I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed. Or repair anything sold, bought or processed, ya know? As a career I don't want to do that. So my father's in the army, he wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation. So what I've been doing lately is kickboxing." - Lloyd, SAY ANYTHING |
| "Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and owndering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on a couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home and nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? - Renton, TRAINSPOTTING |
| Harry: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance. Sally: Which one am I? Harry: You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance. - WHEN HARRY MET SALLY |
| "When I buy a book, I read the last page first. That way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend is a dark side." - Harry, WHEN HARRY MET SALLY |
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| "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it." - Ferris, FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF |
| Sandy: Danny, is this the end? Danny: Of course not, it's only the beginning." - GREASE |
| "There are three things all men should know, and it's time you did too. You're never going to be famous, you're fatter than you think, and most important of all, they don't keep wearing stockings." - Steve, COUPLING |
| "You've never understood about bottoms, Jane. Having a bottom is like living with the enemy. Not only do they spend their lives, slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we're looking the other way." - Sally, COUPLING |
| "I really quite like being single. Except for that bit about not having a man." - Jane, COUPLING |
| "Bottoms are our natural enemy...they follow us around our entire lives, right behind us, and constantly growing. How do they do that? I'm sure mine's back there secretly snacking." - Sally, COUPLING |
| "I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you're a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her." - Jeff, COUPLING |
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