Contrary to popular belief
It was i that took the last bite of the hamburger.
I had them all fooled, didn�t i?
So trusting, so stupid.

Their faces contorted like the mentally ill at a turkey shoot
When i told them the bad news.
3 days to go -
No hamburgers left.

Fuck �em anyway, what�d they ever give to me?
I saved their lives, for chrissakes.
They should�ve given me the goddamn award -
At least i had a mantle to place it on.