12-24-00
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e-mail to Shane)






Shane-ooooooooohhhhh,
What the hell? What does rarowl mean?
My sister's party was BORING!!! as hell. I needed someone else there to make fun of everyone with. I just wasn't in the mood to make it fun (i.e., doing something like taking my pants off). I have no money to buy a pipe. Did D-Freash e-mail you about the quote-unquote (he said he was "sober") "happenings" w/ Natalie/Michelle? If not, i'm not going to tell you. And if so, good. I like taking dumps.
Since you're online, sometime while you're in Japonesa, check out theSpark. Check out the thing called One Man's Logs, especially the one for Dec. 14th ( http://www.thespark.com/features/logs/12.14.00.html ). What the hell with the first thing on the page. I actually was going to poop my pants after i read it, but then it was so funny it made me constipated.
I've been mulling over things for my site & i don't even know what the word "mulling" means. I've got something, but it's basically a rip-off of what Doug-E was doing with that notebook. Right now i have 4 categories i'm working on - Names I Like, People I Don't Like, Words I Like & Things I Don't Like. A few excerpts:
Names I Like -
Elie Weisel
Husqvarna
Jerry Cruncher
The New York Football Giants
Sasquatch
Costanza (By Mennin)
Arman Katayen
Quinnipiac
Sebastian Coe
Chalmers
Fred Hoiberg "The Mayor"

Anyway, i'm due for a full frontal lobotomy here in a day or two, so i have to go. Stay real & don't squint at the town-folks cos i think it scares them. Then again, that could be dogs. Or cats. I hope your cats die. No offense. San Francisco almost got shut out yesterday, but they got a field goal.
Have a good festivus,
-cpb




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