Collect phone call commercials on TV are so ridiculous they make my nuts shrivel up and punch each other. Usually the left one wins.
How stupid does someone have to think you are for them to draw an arrow at the bottom of a piece of paper? As if, if the arrow wasn't there, we'd have no fucking clue where to go next.
This applies to brackets as well.
Recently Shane was lamenting upon bad movies.
Have you ever started watching a bad movie, and you know it's bad, but you just can't pull yourself away cos you really want to know what happens? Shane related that he once was watching a horrible movie about a teacher accused of sleeping with one of her students. Although the movie was really bad, Shane was, for some reason, totally enthralled with the plot. He finally gave up and went to bed. But ever since that day, Shane has had an empty spot in his soul, for he knows not whether she slept with the kid.
I love how totally perplexed dogs are by farts. Even if it's their own, whenever a fart is farted, the dog immediately gets that goofy, tilt-head look and then has to sniff around to find out where it came from - even if it was their own ass.
The other day Doug, out of nowhere, said to me, or i should say yelled at me, "What if your name was Yoko Ono?" The thought that immediately popped into my head was, "What if your name was Yoko Uno?"
Douglas was pissed that i answered his question with a question.
Poi Pounder:
Explain your feelings.
Send here.
Have you ever seen someone making this face:
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