God is love.
Love is blind.
Stevie Wonder is god.
In that case, i'm Cory..... WHAT!
Last month my girlfriend and i took a trip to Cleveland. On the way to our hotel, we got lost and ended up turning into a subdivision that was an Alzheimer's community. The weird thing was - all the houses looked exactly the same. The more i think about it, the more cruel it seems.
I've recently been thinking about something happening where someone has to just go away for a couple days. I don't know what it would be, but i'm thinking it has to be something that is so funny that someone just has to up and leave without telling anyone. Just get in their car, drive for a day, get out, dance a jig, then get back in and drive home. No one would know where or why they left, and when they get back they can't even talk about it.
Why do most anti-abortion protesters carry signs that say "Choose Life"? I've never met an anti-abortionist that didn't want abortions to be made illegal. Well, if that happens, then you no longer have a choice, now do you?
You know what i'd like to see from the Latin Explosion? I'd like to see more mention of gazpacho. Then again, the whole Latin thing might be over (i don't know, i haven't been watching MTV lately). And if it is over, maybe that's cos they didn't mention gazpacho enough,
maybe gazpacho was the key to longevity. And i'm sure Plenty-o-Panchos couldn't have hurt either.
I always like it on the old Late Night With David Letterman show when Letterman ran.
According to Jeremiah, a man can have sex with another man & not be gay, just as long as there is no emotional attachment.
Thus, you can fuck a man straight in the ass and not be gay as long as you don't cuddle afterwards.
I recently heard a song on the radio (being torturously forced to listen to modern country for two hours every morning at work) called Two People Fell In Love. The gist of the song is that people are only born because two people fell in love & decided to have kids. This song struck me as odd, especially considering that the majority of people who listen to country music are white trash. Wouldn't a more appropriate title be, Because Some Chick Got Knocked Up? Or even better - Thank God For Natty Ice.
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