I won't necessarily be glad when Strom Thurmond dies, but i will be glad to know that people don't live forever.
If possession is in fact 9/10 of the law, then what is the other 10%? Along those same lines, at the end of each episode of G.I. Joe, they always said that, "Knowing is half the battle." Well, what's the other half?
(There's also the whole, "If it's 2% milk, what's the other 98%," thing, but that's just silly)
Remember pogo sticks? Those were fun, weren't they? I don't know, i never had one.
Why do most anti-abortion protesters carry signs that say "Choose Life"? I've never met an anti-abortionist that didn't want abortions to be made illegal. Well, if that happens, then you no longer have a choice, now do you?
Getting wet is the same as getting dirty, except its wet, instead of dirt.
Is it just me, or does every boyband song sound like a bad rip-off of the J. Geils Band 1981 disco-esque hit Flamethrower?
The other day i went to Sam's Club to pick up a few things. You know how they do the bullshit check of your receipt as you leave? Well, when i was there, they had a mongo doing the check. So i hand him my receipt and he checks it and writes on it with a highlighter. And then, as i turn to walk away, he marks on my hand with the highlighter, while simultaneously making a mongo noise. At first i looked back at him real mean like, cos i was pissed. But i wasn't sure if he did it by accident, or if he was just joking around with me. In the end, i ended up not doing anything about it, i just turned around and left. But now, the more that i think about it, i really think i let that mongo get the best of me - and it pisses me off.
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