Have you ever caught a whiff of your armpit & it's REAL nasty... but then you just have to go back for another taste?
I am fucking sick of nutrients.
I like it during a football game when a guy gets run out of bounds & just destroys a cameraman or anyone else not paying attention. Or when a ref gets blasted. The more unaware the person being destroyed, the better. I've always wanted to see some frail old person get sucker-punched in the face REALLY hard. Totally not expecting it at all... just BAM! And the person punching them is a boxer or one of those MMA dudes. Or it could be a little kid getting punched. Not a baby or anything, but maybe a mouthy little 10-year old punk. Or a retarded person.
I hate soft water. You can never rinse off.
Now that i'm staying in someone else's house, i've had to change a lot of habits. Some of them big, some little, some annoying, some just trivial. One that comes to mind is flushing the toilet. I had been on the conservation kick in my apartment. You know the motto:
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, let it mellow.
Wide-mouth bacon.
In the past few months, my second toe has grown substantially longer than my big toe & my middle toe is now inexplicably shorter than my fourth toe. On each foot.
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