The kind of drink that i like is when you have to say, "One more ice cube would just be preposterous!"
The thing with Steven Segal is the way he did shit. With that dumb, I'm-a-professional-at-this-shit look. It was cool in the early 90's, but that shit just don't work now-a-days, Skeezik. As they say in Tennessee, "That dog just won't hunt."
I think that if i was a woman, this is the kinda shit i would rag about:
"Not only is it bad enough that he keeps the goddamn toilet seat UP, but he also has to PISS on the goddamn rim!"
Yeah, i had a couple drinks. So what? I'm sick & i feel like shit. If i'm gonna feel like shit anyway, i might as well be drunk & feel like shit, right?
I love it when hilarity ensues. I mean i LOVE it... LOVE IT! In fact, if hilarity is not going to ensue, why even bother?
The other day i took a real nasty, smelly shit... & walking out of the bathroom, i thought to myself, "Yeah... egg had something to do with that."
It's wintertime, folks... & you know what that means! You can randomly make someone else's day at any time. No shit. Just go out there on the ice, walk around, slip & then eat shit. Guaranteed good times for anyone watching at the time.
{Not applicable to anyone living where it never snows... pansies.}
The question isn't whether or not i can stand up; the question is whether or not i can drive.
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