I would think that being a meteorologist would be quite a burden during a conversation. If you don't really have anything to talk about, you can't say, "Well, how's the weather?"
Shouldn't you already know?
Mission For Today:
Say something funny until someone laughs. Then say it again, and keep saying it until they stop laughing.
Then run away.
Remember pogo sticks? Those were fun, weren't they? I don't know, i never had one.
The other day i was watching a documentary on the TV show The Brady Bunch. There was a woman on who was listed as a Bradyologist. Now, this is sad for one of two reasons. Either (1) this chick is really smart and could use her research skills for something important or (2) she's a total fucking idiot, which is never good. For some odd reason, i'm leaning towards the latter.
If a sense of humour is a sense of what you find funny, then what is a sense of wonder? Is it a sense of what you think wonder is?
I wonder... and it hurts.
Mission For Today II:
Call some random stranger on the street a douche-bag, then slap yourself in the face and start crying. Note person's reaction.
Send results here.
You know what one of my favorite things is?
When big chunks of concrete and fiery wood are falling from the sky and people are running around trying to get out of the way.
{Thank you GC}
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