What an odd, yet complex machine the body is. It can sense when you are inside a bathroom & it then begins gradually increasing the pressure on your bladder as you get closer & closer to the toilet. How does it do that?
Ever drop your contact into a spoonful of yogurt? It's a sticky, disgusting mess. Luckily, i don't eat yogurt.
"I don't know," & "Indeed," have been rattling around in my head for the past month.
Quite frankly, i think that i would care if Jimmy cracked corn. Cos it's annoying. Not to mention rude. Why can't Jimmy just go out & put his tongue on the salt-lick?
Nepotism is a good scheme if you've had a football team, like many sorority chicks i've known.
The other day i saw a TV commercial for a new video game called Red Dead Revolver, a Western-themed shooting game. At the end of the commercial they say something to the effect of, "It's the best blazing guns game in years." I thought - Great! The only thing that could make it better would be if it was, "The best glazing buns game in years."
Throughout the years, i've come to the conclusion that anyone who claims they're not crazy, is crazy. And also, anyone who says they are crazy, is crazy.
Some of the best conversations i've ever had were started when i answered a question posed by some walking by talking to themselves. Or vice versa.
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