"He who smelt it dealt it," is a fun & easy way to determine who, in fact, just farted.
And speaking of farts, if you ever fart & then become so disoriented that you no longer remember who or where you are, then it's time to re-evaluate your diet. Also, if you or someone in the room actually loses consciousness.
Whenever i get a bag of chips out of a vending machine, i always feel an intense jolt of excitement/relief when the bag actually drops, cos really, you're taking a risk every time.
For all of you out there that are into high-intensity, exhilarating shit, try this: Spray some Tinactin directly into your chaffy ass.
Is it just me, or is there no possible way to not laugh during an eye exam? I just can't get through the part where the doc comes at you with the light & gets right in your face.
Okay, maybe it is just me.
Why is it that when people have a sex change, they always seem to change their name to something that begins with the same letter as their former name? Like, if Mike lops off his naughty bits & grows some tits, he'll change his name to Michelle. Or Rhonda will become Ron, or something. And why do you never see a guy named, say, Robin get a sex change & just keep his/her name?
Throughout my life i've occasionally enjoyed working retail, just for the simple fact that i get to kick people straight in the junk.
Sometimes i wish i was you so i could make love to me.
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