Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Unless, of course, it's someone imitating you falling on your ass.
The next time someone shows you a better way to do something, scoff at them and then explain in detail how doing it that way would effect the reflux capasitor.
I've always wondered why "Everyone Gets Syph" bar night never caught on.
Last night i had an elaborate dream about living my life on the countryside somewhere in green Ireland. I had a goat. It was a great goat - Jim was its name. Anyway, Jim lived for 16 long years, in which time i had become a shepherd. Jim helped me herd the sheep. That's about all i took from the dream.
What is James Brown's obsession with "the bridge" all about?
"If a girl has a tongue ring, she'll probably suck your dick. If a guy has a tongue ring, he'll probably suck your dick."
So said Chris Rock in his song No Sex In The Champagne Room.
Which begs the question - What are marshmallow bunnies made of?
I think more people should get hit with dildos.
Damn i loved that goat.
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