I always liked Higgins, from the old T.V. show Magnum P.I., cos you knew he was getting laid, he knew he was getting laid, the chicks he was laying knew he was getting laid, yet, he still had all those dogs.
If a tornado hits a trailer park near the woods in Arkansas and blows everything away - does anybody care?
If, in fact, "Daddy don�t 'llow no skiffle 'round in here," then why don�t you just take it outside. Nobody likes skiffle anyway.
Why does your crotch itch the day after you trim your pubs? Your head doesn�t itch the day after a haircut, does it?
People who like modern country music should be hurt. Not necessarily physically, but emotionally.
A bear don�t crap in the woods if it�s really a dog.
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read, "What did you do to stop AIDS?" Well, for one thing, I didn�t get it then fuck a guy in the ass.
Have you ever wondered about the origin of the word "shitface"? Just think about it.
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