This is, like, why I am sooooo totally awesome! |
Hi! I�m in a sorority and I�m cool. I love myself. In fact, I have such a high self-image that I don�t mind shelling out hundreds of dollars just so I can have friends. I love my sorority. I will do anything for it. I would die for it. I wear its three beautiful Greek letters across my supple breasts with pride. I will do anything to advertise and promote my oh, so holy sorority. If I have to sleep with five meat football players in one night or knock ten frat dicks back to show how great my sorority is, then so be it. Why should college be any different than high school? Or grade school for that matter. |