My band, TERRY's KID, was supposed to be playing at a charity concert for some chick who needed a double lung transplant. Unfortunately for her, we were dropped.

-cpb 5/00

In case you've yet to hear the bad news, TERRY's KID has been dropped from the charity benefit for Joanne Double-Lunger, being held in Toledo this summer. And the reasons? Well, of course, there are no reasons - if you ask the assholes in charge of the thing, who seem to have their heads so far up each other's asses they don't know whether to shit or wind their watch. In other words, the band couldn't get a straight answer. Supposedly the event was being put together by a woman called Lorri French. Lorri, however, being a complete and total idiot, passed the job onto someone else. These people (said ones with heads up asses), in their infinite wisdom, decided, "Well, we've never heard of this band TERRY's KID, and since they don't sound like the Backdoor Boys or (My name is) Gay Cock, we'll drop them, cos god for-fucking-bid we let a local band that doesn't have a huge name play at our charity benefit."
So what does this all mean? Well, as much as I hate to say it, it looks like Joanne Double-Lunger's gonna have to get used to breathing through a tube, cos there's no way in hell they're going to raise enough money for two lungs (given, maybe they'll get the single) without the KID playing. So if you're sitting around drinking this summer and you've got no one to toast, raise your glass and drink.to Joanne Double-Lunger, the poor miserable wretch. She coulda been somebody.