Dogs & Sweaters

This is my take on those freaks who dress their dogs up in little outfits.

-cpb 12/24/01





The way i see it, people do this stupid shit for one of two reasons. They either 1) think it's really cute, or 2) think that it's too cold outside for their precious little dog. Now, as idiotically gay as it is for people to think that they are making their butt-ugly dog any less butt-ugly by putting a sweater on it is, it's actually the second group that pisses me off more. It's a dog, people. An animal. It shits and pisses outside & then tries to smell and eat it. It is not a child. Accept this fact. Now, don't get me wrong here, i love dogs. I always have. I love my dog, but it is still a dog. And i'm not saying that you should throw a short-haired dog outside in -20� weather all day. But going outside for 10 or 15 minutes is not cause for a fucking coat & mittens for a dog. I think i can sum up my disdain for these kinds of people by making this point: a majority of these people's dogs are named Precious.
I have no ending for this, so i take a small bow.







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