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-Meatheads -Deion Sanders -Jesus Freaks (Bible-Bangers) -Disgustingly obese people with asses the size of Mac trucks -Francis Bacon -G.E. Smith & his face -Guys over 14 named Michael that go by Mikey -Tiger Woods -Greg Stempin -People who think they're smart, but aren't -Kiss & Guns 'n' Roses -Boybands -Retards who think that just being retarded makes them "special" -Kobe Bryant -The guy with the eyebrows on the Juiceman infomercials -Anyone without a sense of humor -Racists -Limp Biscuit -Rick Fox -People who walk on the balls of their feet & never touch their heels to the ground -Dumbalowksi -Revs. Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson -Hairlip -David Arquette -Garth Brooks -Any athletes/musician/actor who complains about not getting enough money or how hard their life is -Jeff Probst -Militant feminists/gays -Carson Daly -Smokers who complain about "just not being able to get rid of this nagging cough" -Hoshimoto -Bob Huggins -Hardcore anti-abortion people who go around shooting doctors -The excited guy on radio commercials -Manny -Dumpy people -People who whine, complain, shit, piss & moan -People who can't use some semblance of proper grammar when they talk, but not as much as people who can, but don't -Noodlers -Uptight people -Tightwads -People who can't keep their mouth closed [this happens for one of two reasons: (1) Bottom lip is too heavy {Shaq, Randy Moss} or (2) person is a total fucking moron {morons}] -Mickey Redmond -Richard Golden -Andy Jacobs -LaVan Hawkins -Figure skaters -Bis -People who put those little flags in their car windows with their current favorite team/school that has just so happened to have just recently won the Cup/Series/Championship in their respective sports (here in the Detroit area i refer to this as the Wings/UM/MSU disease) -Tom Baker -Julia Roberts and her big face and putrid personality -People who consider golfers athletes -People who can't park their cars properly -Joey Lawrence -Liars -Mark John Jefferies -People with a stick up their ass -Herb -People constantly walking around with a limp -Chicks who hyphenate their last names when they get married -Phone solicitors, especially ones who can't pronounce my last name correctly -Joe Levy -People who feel the need to constantly inform you how much alcohol they can drink (esp. in the 18-22 year old range) -People who constantly have to be talking -Jared Fogel -People who are experts on every subject & will tell you about it for hours on end -Lorraine Ali -People who feel the need to get every family function on video -People who walk with there hand on their hip all the time -Spoon -Terrorists -Hiro from Super Tennis -People who walk around pouting all day & slam things so that you know they're in a bad mood, even though you don't care -Steve Spurrier -Sky Dayton, just because his name is Sky Dayton -People who refer to themselves in the 3rd person... Cory no likey -Keith Hafner, but i wouldn't fuck with him, cos he knows Karate -Peter Vescey -People who walk with exaggerated arm motions all the time -People who have the nickname "Booger" & like it (except for Curtis Armstrong) -People with bird's nests in their beard (especially women) -People with an initial for a first name (like L. Ron Hubbard) |