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This is what started all. Basically. This is an e-mail that i sent to my good friend Shane during Christmas break of 2000. He was in Japan at the time visiting his 'rents, while i was stuck here in the good ole US of A, spanking it. This was actually a reply to an e-mail he had sent to me with the subject heading "RAROWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL". Apparently that e-mail was a response to one i had sent to him. So, apparently i was responsible for Rarowl. Confused? Good. Now you're in my state of mind. Anyway, i wrote this e-mail while at my parents house. It was about 4 o'clock in the morning & i had been fiddling around on the computer all night, probably looking at porn, & i was in one of those moods. You know that mood. I was thinking of stuff in my head & laughing out loud at myself. This was my first real foray into stream of conscienciousness writing since i was a teenager, and would open some avenues later when... well, you figure it out. |
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Shane-ooooooooohhhhh, What the hell? What does rarowl mean? My sister's party was BORING!!! as hell. I needed someone else there to make fun of everyone with. I just wasn't in the mood to make it fun (i.e., doing something like taking my pants off). I have no money to buy a pipe. Did D-Freash e-mail you about the quote-unquote (he said he was "sober") "happenings" w/ Natalie/Michelle? If not, i'm not going to tell you. And if so, good. I like taking dumps. Since you're online, sometime while you're in Japonesa, check out theSpark. Check out the thing called One Man's Logs, especially the one for Dec. 14th ( http://www.thespark.com/features/logs/12.14.00.html ). What the hell with the first thing on the page. I actually was going to poop my pants after i read it, but then it was so funny it made me constipated. I've been mulling over things for my site & i don't even know what the word "mulling" means. I've got something, but it's basically a rip-off of what Doug-E was doing with that notebook. Right now i have 4 categories i'm working on - Names I Like, People I Don't Like, Words I Like & Things I Don't Like. A few excerpts: Names I Like - Elie Weisel Husqvarna Jerry Cruncher The New York Football Giants Sasquatch Costanza (By Mennin) Arman Katayen Quinnipiac Sebastian Coe Chalmers Fred Hoiberg "The Mayor" Anyway, i'm due for a full frontal lobotomy here in a day or two, so i have to go. Stay real & don't squint at the town-folks cos i think it scares them. Then again, that could be dogs. Or cats. I hope your cats die. No offense. San Francisco almost got shut out yesterday, but they got a field goal. Have a good festivus, -cpb |
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