Movie: BASEketball (1998)
Director: David Zucker
Characters:
- Doug Remer (Matt Stone)
- Baxter Cain (Robert Vaughn)

DUDE!

THE SCENE: Baxter Cain is trying to get Remer to convince Joe Cooper to make some changes in BASEketball so that he can make more money. Remer is very confused throughout the conversation. The best part of this scene is Baxter's faces after Remer makes the idiotic statements. The comedy in this movie is either hit or miss, and when it misses, it misses badly. But when it hits, it makes you pee your pants (well, i peed my pants, anyway).

THE LINE:
BC: Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando? Hardly, he made his fortune moving to L.A. You know how much he makes now?
DR: As much as he made playing in college?
BC: What? No, a lot more - big money. And you can too.
DR: Would I have to quit BASEketball?
BC: Wwwhat? No, I need you to get Coop to go along.
DR: He'd have to quit BASEketball too?
BC: ("I-can't-believe-how-stupid-you-are" face)
DR: Did I just fart?



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