Congrats
Shane lends his support to Erin & Cory after reading a puke-inducing religious card received by the almost newlyweds.



May God's love bless you in his trinity.
Like three people in an orgy.
May you last in God's peace, love & sex;
Remember Cory gave up the rock and roll dream for you!
-Shane






The Vows
As Cory racked his brain for some pebble of creativity; Shane suggests an opening for their vows.



A wisk is not a hammer, a hammer isn't a dousch.
Our love is neither a dousch, wisk, or hammer, but a relationship of "boing"!




And just to piss Shane off, here are the actual vows that Cory & Erin came up with.






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