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I've cleared away some of the messages but I must say it's not my fault... it seems within the last year I've become quite popular. It's like everybody is trying to help me out... I leave my email for a week and all my "friends" are there. Everyone's pretty nice though. One guy's really pushing me to get my penis enlarged. Others are offering naked Britney Spears, $30,000 in cash, jobs where you work from your home and make quote-unquote "Tons Of Cash". And I'm not really sure how much a ton is but elephants weigh about that much right. And they're really big so it's gotta be a lot of money. And the funny thing is no one's pushing STD's recently... I've been gone a year but did this shit go out of style. Fuck, man... I remember when it used to be cool to walk around boasting the syph and genital herpes... ah... I fear those days may be gone.
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