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I was in a car chase the other day. There was some ass riding right on my tail in traffic, so I intentionally slowed down. Then, when this guy got the chance, he swerved out to the side of me and without really thinking I gave the notorious "finger." So I didn't think much of this, seeing as things were dark and most people here don't know the real meaning of the finger. But apparently this guy did.... so he brakes in front of me and I slow down, figuring he's just trying to intimidate me. But then I see this rather large fellow start to get out of the car... so I floor it. Now, in a real car chase, this would involve some sort of screeching of tires and what-not, but I'm in this little hoopty car I bought here, so, instead of the screeching - you can imagine the sound of a wind-up car. But seeing as he was half out of his car I managed to get in front of him and was then struck with the realization that I can't out-run him. So I fake a left into a gas station and he buys it for a second, so I do the fist pump that one might do at a Poison concert before I realize he's behind me again. Then I swerve into the far lane of traffic pass another car and then swerve back in front of that car down some side streets and lose him. Looking back I probably shouldn't have been such a pussy, but what can you do...
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