www.MtMorrisSchools.org
VOICE YOUR OPINION ABOUT THE ASSHOLE
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| Sadies at Mt. Morris High School | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This here is the number one candidate for "Biggest Dickhead and Faggot 2003." His name you ask? Mr. Doug Fillmore. Yep that's right, assistant principal at Mt. Morris High School. The reason why you ask? Cuz of a single night on March 15, 2003. And the story goes like this.... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Mr. Fillmore before having down syndrome | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Mr. Fillmore after being diagnosed with genital herpes, nipplitis (The shrinkage of the nipples), and after a penis surgery (as you can tell, it didn't help him much). | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THE STORY OF SADIES | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| It was a Saturday night, a wonderful day, a weekend. Well on this night was the Sadies Hawkin's dance. What a treat! Nate and I had two hot girls with us to go with as "friends" or so they say, but lemme tell ya, nothing too friendly about the four of us if ya catch my drift. Well anywho, back to the point...We all paid to get in and all, and about an hour in, we decide it's hella boring so we go do something more...fun. The thing is, once you leave you stay out, once you're in, you stay in. So we had to sneak out without getting noticed, so we snuck out the back gate with Jon Giffy who just happend to be there. Well we're goin and all, and we make it all the way to his car. Once we had our "fun" we headed back through the back door. But once we get to the side of the building, there is Mr. Dickhead himself goin up to us. He says some gay shit like "Jon, you have to leave" and some other bullshit that I don't care for. So you see, we left and came back at 11 to pick up people and stuff. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Our Thoughts on the situation... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nate Snider- It pisses me off that fuckin faggot is gonna get a kidney punch then I'ma drop some 'bows on to his bald ass head. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe- Man...dAt shit is wack. Mr. Asshole deserves an ASS whippin that asshole. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jon- I'm fucking mad as hell. I wanna shoot him then bury him in the woods....well if I had enough balls I would...but since I don't I'll just piss him off by showing our "class" spirit some more that ass goblin. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Scott- I didn't even know about it...but now that I do, It's gay as hell! I'ma boycott this school and punch him in the dick then piss on his chair in his office. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Do you feel like we were treated unfairly? Call the Mt. Morris high School and tell Mr. Fillmore himself that he is a fucking asshole who deserves to get dropped kick in the face. www.MtMorrisSchools.org VOICE YOUR OPINION ABOUT THE ASSHOLE |
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| All thoughts and comments made are fictional by the four members. None of the comments are intended to threat. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||