Phils Page

This CARP@WWW page is dedicated to my mate Phil Price, he is the devious maestro that loves Carp fishing and all that goes with it, but he does also hate some things and people that go with Carp fishing...

Phil the former Newton Abbot Fishing Association exile, has even inspired the NAFA to create a new rule, this is a direct translation from the NAFA Members letter:

"If you are currently a Senior member aged below 18, your status will revert to that of Junior Member. Please note that a junior received a 12 month ban during the previous season for falsely applying for, and obtaining a senior membership."

Yep, my mate applied and obtained a Senior Liscence when he was 15! Classic stuff, untill he got caught... If he had pulled off this stunt, then it would have been brilliant for him as well as me. As you may know NAFA say that no junior member may go night fishing without an adult member in the same swim. This rule did not appeal to Phil, because he is an out and out Carp angler, and most fish are caught at night at most NAFA waters, so he decided to break the rule and deceive the mighty organisation that is NAFA! He pulled it off as well, which amazed us both because the previous year he had applied for a Junior Liscence saying that he was 14, using the same name as well! This was excellent for about two months, untill he was caught and banned from NAFA for a year, loosing the £40 that he had paid NAFA for the adult liscence!

***EXCLUSIVE***

This fish is the mythical 40lb Common that lurks in Dores Pond. Although it turns out it actually weighs 200lb! Phil also caught this on the classic "stick" tactics that he used to use on Decoy Lake. The strange thing about this 200lb common carp is that it seems to have the head of a very good NAFA Bailiff>>>Strange! I wonder how it happened?

***EXCLUSIVE***

This ban made Phil one of the many NAFA Exiles that lurk out there... It also fuelled a hatred that Phil had kind of already had for NAFA and some of it's wank*r members. Many of the NAFA exiles feel this way about NAFA and some of it's members. It has even been known for exiles to write to certain weekly carp publications (Carp-Talk) and publically rip the hell out of NAFA and some of it's members! This is top quality stuff, or at least Phil thinks so any way!