John's carpin' Page

Welcome to "John's carpin' Page" a little subsection of CARP@(the)WWW This page is dedicated to an up and coming CARP angler who is going to take the scene by storm in a couple of years time. John a former specimen Tench fisherman has been well and truly converted to the dark side (carp fishing) by the Carpman.

John was converted to Carp Fishing after he was stolen off my other mate Terry F who was teaching him the wrong side of Carp Fishing>>>Tench. This was soon rectified by the Carpman who taught him the ways of the masters. This boy on his first proper Carp session caught his first ever Carp and first ever "proper fish" and it was a cracking first Carp at 17Lb 2oz! He handled it like a pro, unlike our mate Terry F who freaked out big stylie at just the site of a big Carp! Anyway recent action include exploits with 

BIG SOUP!

The big soup idea didn't really work though, cos' i went onto catch 2 more Carp that afternoon including an 18Lb mirror, whilst his alarms remained silent! 

Johns Own Dialect:

Johns Phrases                                                     Meaning

1. Big Soup                                                     Heinz Big Soup

2. The Big Boy                                                Big Korda Lead     

3. Tinkle                                                        Telephone Call

4. Classic                                                       Something Funny 

5. Clown Tent                                                 Terry's Brightly Colored Tent 

Johns Sayings

"Call the Cops"

Just a general phrase which is underrated; particularly effective phrase to win an     argument with Terry F.