Are you ever mad at your parents? It*s usually your fault.

Do your siblings hate your friends? Visa-versa?

When you flap your arms up & down.. You tend to look like a bird.

If you yell at your elders they will probably get mad at you. Same with your younger generation.

Tabasco sauce when in large portions can be very spicy.

You don*t like most of the food your parents like until your older.

You aren*t fully respected until you are a teenager.

Your parents still make you leave "adult conversations" when you*ve heard/said things worse than that.

No matter what people say the people you care about aren*t always there for you.

If you are going to do something bad, wait 4 hours & see if you still want to do it.

Is a penny saved a penny earned or just something you won*t have in the future?

Who said you have to go over the hill you could just sit there until you feel like it.

You can*t stop growing up... but no one said you had to mature.

Do your friends really know you? Do they know you too well?

Is the government of your country really as smart as they say they are?

Doesn*t it just jump out & say freedom?

Next time your at an art convention show up with finger paintings you made... yesterday.

Act your shoe size. If you have big feet... act your hat size. If you don*t wear hats... you are completely allowed to be mature.

Don*t grow up hating. Don*t hate growing up.

Live life to the fullest. But don*t cross the edge. How long does it take famous people to figure out that no one else can be them.

If you want to know the secrets of life ask someone who knows. When you find them tell everyone else too.

Don*t always rely on everyone else*s problems, you might have a few of your own to work out.

Never walk around with a monkey on your back. Always ask someone to take ti off for you. If they say no... do it your self.

You might know the equation to make rocket fuel & you might know the cure for cancer but do you know how to make someone smile?

McDonald*s doesn*t really care if you smile or not, they just want your money.

Trust anyone... tell secrets to yourself.

NEVER ASK WHY!!!!

Even thought things aren*t going the way you would like them to, everything has a purpose.

Go to Treckie Conventions... they*re cooler then they may seem.

Shut up, you*re not as cool/smart as you think you are.

Ware a hat.

Do not do things out of spite. Do them for a useful purpose.

Were there wild cows when the pilgrims came.

Just because you read this it does not make you smart. Even if you read Moby Dick it would not make you smart enough to correct other people.

Do not watch the stock market it will only make you sad. If you do, don*t take it out on other people or yourself... it*s not your fault.

Do not over explain things, it takes up time you could be doing something fun.

Yes, you can make anything x-treme... whether you do it or not is what makes it x-treme.

Give opera a chance. Don*t listen to Ophra.

Tommy Hilfiger started out just like you.

No one is born famous. They came just like you did.

Only do things you like.

Like everything... love only things that are special to you.

If you love someone let them go... but don*t take it out on other people when they don*t come back.

Be a mentor... to yourself.

No one can make you do anything.

by hannah