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A blonde was about to commit suicide by jumping off a 31 story building. There were tons of fire trucks and policemen on the ledge beside her and on the ground. The policemen on the ledge with her tried to coax her down for 3 hours. A few minutes later the blonde looked over the edge and looked over at the closest policemen and asked, "How do you commit suicide again?" |
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At a basketball game, if you asked a blonde what the score is, she will simply just say: Its a tie game, 24 to 28 |
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Why was the blonde staring at the Orange juice container for an hour? It said: 'concentrate' on the label. |
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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up! |
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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her a blonde joke! |
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Q: Why do blondes have more fun ? A: They are easier to keep amused |
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Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test? Because she slept with more than one guy. |
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There were two blondes and a brunette that were doing construction work on a road. The two blondes were down in the man hole digging. The brunette was up on them road holding a road construction sign. Jenna,one of the blondes, asked the other blonde,Sarah, why the brunette,Amy, got to stand up on the road and hold the sign while they were down in the man hole doing all of the work. Sarah replied,"Well why don't you go ask her then". Jenna climbed up the man hole and asked Amy why she got to hold the sign and Sarah and herself had to do all of the work. Amy said,"Well,it all has to do with intelligence". Jenna said,"Intelligence? What's that?" Amy said,"See that tree over there?" Amy put her hand in front of the tree. "Try to hit my hand as hard as you can". Jenna said,"Well,ok". Jenna went to hit Amy's hand. Before she could hit it Amy moved her hand out of the way and Jenna hit the tree. Jenna said,"Ok. I think I get it now". Jenna then went back down the manhole. Sarah said,"Well? What did she say?" Jenna said,"Well,it all has to do with intelligence". Sarah said,"Intelligence? What's that?" Jenna replied,"Well,I'll show you. I'll put my hand in front of my face and you try to hit it as hard as you can"... |
Why does a blonde smile at
lightning?
She thinks she's getting her picture taken.
Why has the wave been
outlawed at baseball games?
Because all the blondes that drowned.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray.
What do blondes and
instant soup have in common?
They're ready for four persons in a minute.
One day a blonde had a doctor appointment. She went into the doctor's office
and was told to sit down on the examination table. The doctor went over the
blonde, put his stethoscope over her heart and said, "Big breaths."
To which the blonde replied, "Yeah, I know and I'm only sixteen."
A blonde gets on an
airplane and sits down in the
first class section. The stewardess tells her she
must move to coach because she doesn't have a
first class ticket. The blonde replies, 'I'm
blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and I'm
staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.'
The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks
the woman to leave and she says 'I'm blonde, I'm
smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first
class until we reach Jamaica.'
The stewardesses don't know what to do because
they have to get the rest of the passengers seated
to take off, so they get the co-pilot. The co-
pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her
ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat
in the coach section. The head stewardess asks
the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The
co-pilot replies, 'I told her the front half of
the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica'.
Why did the blonde have
square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissue out of the box.
Q.What do you call 3
blondes in a frying pan?
A. Over easy.