| Mrs. Harry Buffalo |
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| Rose, Chris, Kiko, Kevin, Kenisha, me . . . I can't remember anything from that night. |
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| Kevin, me, Kenisha . . . another night at UC. |
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| Keeley Yen, Jay Sung . . . i'm babysiting keeley, again. |
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| Vikas . . . "Cigaweed." |
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| Rum, coke, and thugged-out Indians are not a good mix |
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| Indians are only tall around asian girls. |