*Jeryl's Stupid Product Expo...*
  Yes, it's a turdspoon.  I recently came across this wonder as I was perusing a dollar store in town.  Now you might ask, and rightly, "Jeryl, why would you buy yourself a turdspoon?"  My reply would be "Are you kidding?  This is the perfect gift for that asshole in the family that you can't stand."  Come on, we all have those.  The ones that you'd rather see in hell but they would bitch and complain if they didn't get anything for christmas or their birthday.  Imagine the look of confusion on their faces as they unwrap this bundle of joy. 
*Hurry Now!!!  If you act fast, you can receive your very own Turdspoon before they're all gone.  Just place your order and send me $40 (money orders only) at

                                         Jeryl Lujan
                                c/o Stupid Product Expo
                                124 Chachalon Ave Suite 12"
                                 Hauna Town, HI 96869

                                    ***Rush Delivery Available***
                                             just add $25
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