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| KOOLKRAZE'S TRIVIA BITS |
| Jimmy is already 29 yrs old, his friends have gotten married gotten married, and he just dates and date. Finally a friend asks him, "Whats the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone that suits you?" "No," Jimmy replies. "I meet many nice girls, but as soon as i bring them home to meet my parents, my Mother doesn't like them. So i keep on looking!" "Listen," his friend suggest, "why dont you find a girl who's just like your dear ole Mother?" Many weeks later, Jimmy and his friends got together again. "So Jimmy did you find the perfect girl yet?" One who's just like your Mother?" Jimmy shrugs his shoulder, "Yes i found one just like Mom. My Mother loves her, they quickly became friend." "Are you and this girl engaged, yet?" "Im afraid not, my Father cant stand her!" |
| STORY OF THE WEEK |
| TRIVIA QUESTION OF THE WEEK |
| Q: Why do they turn off the cabin lights on planes before takeoff? |
| I can understand it if they did that whenever they served food, airline cuisine being what it is. Or if this was just another way they cut service, saving few pennies on electric power. It would even make sense to dim the lights when someone is airsick. "Who'd wants to look at THAT? But for takeoffs? Why? All the better for you to see the sights outside, folks. There's nothing technical about it, and it's that simple. At nights, especially, the lights are quite pretty, particularly once your airborne and you can see them sparkling all over the city. You say you're sitting in an aisle seat? Crane your neck. So why don't they do blackouts for landings? Because people then are more concerned with getting their stuffs together for departure. And how else could you see the attendants' insincere smiles when they thank you for flying with them? SOURCE: WHAT ARE HYENAS LAUGHING AT, ANYWAY? By: David Feldman |